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2020

30

Jul

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa

Dua Lipa is a hugely successful self-starting Youtuber who went viral because Youtube likes to make their Youtube partners rich as shit by turning them into celebrities in their own right, that the mainstream that is confused by social media and how to compete with the internet jump on like it’s a life grenade, only instead of killing you, it makes you fucking money so you gotta beat out all the others in what was probably a bidding war….it’s a crazy and confusing world out there…but this one gets to chill on her pile of money, travel the world, never work again if she didn’t want to, already experience more than anyone else will and all because of cover songs on youtube, it’s pretty hilarious…so if you can play it…fucking play it…

These are some pics of her doing that bikini thing, looking hot enough to stare at even if there no substance to anything about any of these people, we don’t need substance so long as there are titties!


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2020

30

Jul

Ashley Graham’s Showing her Stretch Marks of the Day

The media is celebrating the fact that that Ashley Graham post pregnancy posted a bikini pic with her stretch marks not photoshopped out like she’s a hero for posting an unphotoshopped pic…..even though when you are fat, that stretch mark thing comes with the territory, not to mention…when you’re whole angle and all that money you’ve made is from being fat….you can’t be photoshopping yourself, that’s the opposite of the dumb movement you are part of, a movement far bigger than her bowel movements, so you know it’s big….

On a personal level, the core of who I am doesn’t give a fuck about any of these fat people or the praise they get, including but not limited to fat Ashley Graham, I’m married to a fat lady, I can handle it….

However, if covid has taught us anything, I mean that and all that science, you’ll know fat kills, often times not fast enough ….and for the sake of the site, I have to address how vulgar it is to sensationalize and celebrate being fat..

The whole body positivity by people and for people with no respect for their bodies….seems weird, but it’s a market segment that needs heroes to sell product in a relatable way, and that’s what this Ashley Graham is….

It’s like saying be positive about a real fucking negative…because life is short, much shorter when you are fat, instead of saying “get off your ass and put some work in to not be fat”….that would go against the plan of selling shitty unhealthy things to sick and lazy people….but I get it or at least I get why Ashley Graham sensationalizes being fat, she gets paid a lot because the media has decided to celebrate her fatness and if anything she’s a victim trying to keep up the cash flow and you’d do the same if you could make millions by just keeping up the hype around you through bullshit selfies people will label empowering. If I was paid millions to take a pic of myself ever 2-3 days, literally 3 minutes of work in 3 days, I’d suck it up and do it too….even if it was disgusting, humiliating and full of shame.

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2020

30

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

DID you think I was going to not do an Asshole Behind Thong Thursday….when it’s the most favorite post of the week….

I know that you don’t exist and that you don’t care whether I do an Asshole Behind Thong post…..but it’s the internet so we pretend….

I’m doing the asshole behind thong thing for my own damn archive….

The thong, the underwear for girls on their periods, because if they aren’t on their periods they shouldn’t be wearing underwear, not to mention the underwear barely gives any anal coverage which means whether your slophole wombat hole is oozing on your pants and the thong is the pantyline free, user friendly, way to avoid pantylines and to protect your clothing from the drip, your asshole’s still rubbing up on that same clothing, making it equally rank…

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2020

30

Jul

Nina Agdal Nude Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal Nude Bikini

I am not a fan of Nina Agdal she looks like a retard to me…..but she probably pretends to be an influencer now that the model thing is over for her….where she gives master class seminars in gold digging….but this is her ass….teaching you how to gold dig….

I assume her course involves – step 1 is get that Sports Illustrated job to legitimize yourself….step 2 is go to all the events that rich men will be at…step 3 find an a-lister to get press that you’re dating to make the other rich guys think you are premium…..and all this has to be done within a a timeline you gotta respect because by 30 no one will want to knock you up and your plan of that rich life gets foiled…unless you find yourself a real fucking rich loser to brain wash…using all those marketing talking points to rope him in like Agdal has because she’s over 30….and is living that rich life…with a rich boyfriend…

Her ass looks good though….even if the rest of her is pretty trash…

Nina Agdal Nude Bikini

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2020

30

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Braless of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Braless

Elizabeth Hurley may be 100 years old and still playing up her one trick pony trick of being in a bikini or using her tits to get, or to just occupy her time because what the fuck else is she supposed to do…..but even weirder than an old lady doing the bikini thing is the fact that her son is the one who shoots all of this, the good news is he’s a transgender and likely gay, maybe from his mom making him take these kinds of pics, the desexualization of the woman happens when you throw your mom into the mix, you thought you liked tits, until your mom makes you stare at her tits until you hate tits, kind of thing….but the son’s dad just killed himself, for unrelated reasons, and he was very fucking rich, so the son is very fucking rich and that’s pretty fun….lots of money to spend on things to erase your mom’s pussy from your mind….because she just won’t stop spreading it for him, it’s a narcissist thing…I knew a guy who’s mom used to make him fuck her and it was all because she created him and felt he was perfect….which is more love than a hooker will give you…and that’s what matters!

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2020

30

Jul

Sarah Shahi School Girl Fetish of the Day

Sarah Shahi School Girl Fetish

Sarah Shahi is 40, she’s American depsite her ethnic looking face and name, cuz her dad is Iranian, and thus she is something you racist Americans hate….because you think they blow shit up with their Oil money….and are attacking your freedom….or maybe if you’re a Karen, you think she’s a Mexican which is what those Karen’s hate more that the Arabs, but I am a firm believer that racism should be blinded by hot pussy….

I’m from the school of fuck anything worth fucking….even if it gives you HIV….and even if she’s not worth fucking…but I guess that’s cuz I am a lover not a hater….even though you could argue that this site is hate filled….but it’s not the intention, I am just bad at expressing myself….

She was a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys who became an actor who was in such revolutionary roles like Farah in Sleeper Cell, Dani in Life and now she’s in a show called Fairly Legal….she’s a mom…..this post has been brought to you by her Wikipedia page….but not really, I referenced an old post….and here is her a little too old to be wearing a school girl outfit….but looking better than most 40 year olds so we’ll give her that pass!

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2020

30

Jul

Bikini Girl Wants One More Sip of the Day

Here’s a bikini girl with a purpose, who knows what matters, who displays amazing form and athleticism as she dives into get one last sip of her confiscated booze as it gets poured out.

I am sure some of you lowlives (me) can relate to those public drinking days when they come and try to take your most prized possession from you and try to rain on your parade and kill your fun….and I’m sure some of you have licked the sidewalk to try to get any of the booze left from the assault from the no drinking hall monitor assholes who clearly didn’t have friends growing up….let the people drink man…

But I bet none of you looked this good, on some hot. booty gymnast level shit in your desperation…it’s funny how a girl in a bikini can turn an act for homeless people that is frowned upon at all public gatherings and events….into something you can jerk off to….all it takes is half nakedness!

Either way, this girl is a fucking star.

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2020

30

Jul

Suki Waterhouse Bikini of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Bikini

I guess Suki Waterhouse is an “actress” now, but when she first popped up she was a hipster model who probably had no business being a model, but was rich and in the scene, and I guess she wasn’t really a hipster, but rather living that life of luxury at all those fashion parties in the UK, and it worked for her because she ended up being Brad Cooper’s temporary, even creepy because she looked 14, girlfriend before Irina moved in and used her Russian brain washing tactics to get pregnant, making dude forget this amateur because a Russian girl from poverty who has made it to the top, and has that fight in her to make it to the top, it takes work, hustle, manipulation…while this rich kid was just handed everything, no work required…she stood no chance….plus Irina is hotter, but that’s a he-said / she-said matter of fucking opinion…

Since getting legit press for dating the A-Lister, (Brad Cooper is an A-Lister), she has been into acting, I haven’t seen any of her movies, but in her defence, I get fucked up every night and watch random shit I don’t remember, so I very well could have, and I very well could have thought she was great, but this booze soaked mind is like dementia….

I will say her instagram bikini shoot is in part silly, in part hot, she looks good…and that’s really all that matters!

Suki Waterhouse Bikini

More Suki Selfies where she looks like she has her hands full all the time
Suki Waterhouse Selfie

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2020

30

Jul

Lorena Rae See Through of the Day

Lorena Rae is a 26 year old German model who’s real name is actually Lorena Rape…

RAPE is her actual last name.

I think that’s all you really need to know about her or at least why she has a stage name, but in this era of everyone having been raped because the man hating women, and rightfully so, dudes are fucking losers, are all hopping on the rape wagon because of drunk sex, or actual rape, who knows, I’m not their vagina…but I think it’d be safe to make this one their figurehead, however girls into fighting rape and rapists typically hate pretty girls…it’s a girls are catty even with their own family and friends thing.

She’s been working since 2012, she’s been linked to Leo DiCaprio as his girlfriend, she’s tall as shit at 5 foot 11, she’s done Victoria’s Secret, Maxim, Playboy, Guess…and now she’s got her nipple in a tank top…or a beater because as most of us trash who wear beaters in our trailer park homes on our mesh metal frame lawn chairs while getting drunk before wrestling the oil drum, as we do, know…wife beaters expose nipples….some Warped Tour pop punk shit…

She was also in a bikini on her Mediterranean adventures because EUROPE…

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Lorena Rae in a Bikini of the Day

She was also in a bikini on her Mediterranean adventures!

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2020

30

Jul

Girls Teaching you the Right Way to Squat of the Day

I dare you to try that this at the gym when the hot girl with the great ass is squatting, I am sure she will love it and get the humor, just show her this video to back up your decision, not that you go to the gym and not even because of COVID….but I will say this should be a good reason to start….you know and the whole health and wellness thing that you’ve been made aware of during COVID…fight those underlying obesity issues with some fitness…turn yourself into the superhero you want to be…and it all starts with trying to keep up with hot chicks working out. The number one motivator that may get you arrested or if you stick to it long enough….it may get you that hot chick you’ve been stalking as long as she doesn’t ever find out you’ve been stalking even though I think in this era, they’d find that endearing…a number one fan….everyone wants one of those…except me.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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