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Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2020

Aug

Rita Ora is Still Topless on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know if I overhype Rita Ora’s tits, I definitely give them the credit they deserve for her existing, because tits excite people, like potential record execs looking for a new signing, to DJs and Producers who are really just computer nerds who like to dance on a stage to a room full of drunk people, to the Rob Kardashian who was Rita Ora’s first dick when she came to America on that Record Deal Rihanna put a stop to because Rihanna knew this Bosnian bitch was coming for blood….but I always talk about how good they are, but when you see just how natural they are and just how much her body has caught up to the tits, making her look like a proportional all around sloppy mess….I’m still into looking because tits are always fun, no matter how much sag they have to them….I’m just like “this is all too real” when we’re trying to live out a fantasy through these people, not a fucking Walmart Clerk hook-up from Tinder that is all too accessible, as her tits would imply.

Right.

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2020

Aug

Suki Waterhouse Titty Pincher of the Day

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Here’s Suki Waterhouse giving herself a breast cancer exam for the photographers because you can never be too careful in this era of shitty food, Electric Magnetic Waves pounding through our bodies, and pollution being breathed in, breast cancer is hitting younger and younger….unless this is just Suki Waterhouse trying to lactate, the grossest of party tricks…either way, she’s topless…but as a European maybe being topless is being clothed, no top is the bikini top of choice.

Her tits aren’t that eventful, but either is she, unless you think fucking Brad Cooper is eventful, in which case you’d probably be more interested in her pussy, despite Brad Cooper being a known womanizer, who may have what you’d expect to find in a Gay Bathhouse dick, all warty from all the shit…so maybe her tits are a good distraction from the sacrifice her vagina made to get an A-Lister to date her to assert her position in the industry as a budding young actress with what looks like budding young enough breasts.

She’s really nothing spectacular, but also nothing horrible, just riding the fucking middle up in here and being topless ads to her appeal!

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2020

Aug

Sophie Mudd Slutty of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is LA based, probably from a rich and connected family, but what the fuck do I know, she’s got representation from a legit agency when nothing she’s done has really been legit, I mean unless you consider showing off her monster sized tits legit, which conveniently I do.

I figure if you’re going to follow people on social media, they better be fucking insteresting to look at, and I don’t anything more interesting than a big set of natural looking tits…it is the birth defect of fucking champions that will only make sense when she’s 45 and 300 lbs.

She’s just turned 22 years old, has 1.8 million followers for obvious reasons, she did the whole Share for Share thing with other heavily followed by pervert dudes babes, and for a solid 6 months she didn’t post any titty pics, probably an attempt to pretend she’s more than just tits, to which I saw, is anyone more than just tits….no….they aren’t…and when you have tits like this, Anna Nicole Smith / Pam Anderson / Carmen Electra / Kate Upton your goddamn self and milk them like they look like they need to be milked…

According to the CORRUPT GOOGLE SEO HOG SITE that comes up when you google her:

“It seems to have paid off because she is now a successful Bikini modeller. She has been working with various famous companies to advertise different slim wears and inner garments through her modelling.”

OK. We’re just here for the tits, good job bringing them. Keep up the hard work of just showing your tits.

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2020

Aug

Elisabeth Rioux Pregnancy Diapers of the Day

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I don’t know whether any of you know Elisabeth Rioux, she’s a French Canadian instagram celebrity who got big on Instagram for booty pics around the world, she launched a bathing suit brand, made lots of internet money, and has recently given birth. There’s a birthing video of her afterbirth being ejected from her cooter, you know because Youtube is gross as shit with their birthing videos, I do a round-up every Labor Day.

I do know that she’s making moves, being an oversharer as Instagram girls are to seem more real, despite a lot of what they offer being superficial bullshit, so with taking about farting, shitting, pimples, being hairy, and all this other “empowered” shit, she’s brought out a DIAPER cametoe pic, because her “Lady Parts” were ravaged in the birthing of her child and I guess she’s trying to mend.

I didn’t know this was a thing, the whole diaper thing, but I have seen it the last few months, so maybe it’s a recent thing, I don’t really fuck with breeding women in the time of their breeding so I’m inexperienced on this front.

I do know that there’s gotta be a fetish for girls in diapers and cameltoe from banged out baby maker is on another level of the diaper pic….with the whole treating the diaper like it’s a pair of sexy lingerie is something, I’m just not sure what..

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2020

Aug

Kaia Gerber Bikini of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is rumored to be fucking Cara Delevingne because it’s some rich person shit of eating the soul of the young and connected for their adrenochrome or whatever the latest conspiracy about all these nut job rich and connected people that the general public look up to for no fucking reason….because they really aren’t that interesting, but I guess the normals are even less interesting….

It’s some get with the trending to keep yourself trending predator shit….but who are we to care or judge what an empty Kaia Gerber who was groomed by her mom to be this skinny “model” she’s working on, something welcomed because it’s not a Jenner or Hadid but probably an equally annoying, 18 year old version of them with the same Malibu rich kid struggles….and everything about her, her family, her upbringing, her world is pretty fucking shit….they just think it is great because these people are all fucking nut jobs.

So instead of working on school, using her money to do cool projects, she’s taking the daily bikini selfie to keep her personal brand going…and I guess it looks pretty good if you don’t think about how fucked up the whole thing is.

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2020

Aug

Camila Cabello’s Bathing Suit Reveal of the Day

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I have never found Camila Cabello hot, she looks like a midget Amy Winehouse impersonator that was born a man.

This is not an Anti Cuban American thing and has nothing to do with the fact that she floated over to American on a raft where she may or may not have been known as Elian Gonzalez at the time, before having to change his identity before being deported….it’s a Camila Cabello, the popular over singing popstar who has made serious fucking moves in her short career, is built like a lunch lady, a cafeteria worker, a bus driver who sits on her ass all day and not like a young millionaire who can afford good food, good trainers, but doesn’t bother because she knows the people will love her regardless of having a nice booty…then there’s the face…that looks like a dude with Bells Palsy or that lacked oxygen when it was born…maybe on some cerebral palsy kick…something is very off about these but I dare you to jerk off to the pics anyway….jerk off challenges…the gayest gameshow around….

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2020

Aug

Dua Lipa Braless of the Day

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If you’ve ever fucked a fat woman over 40 in missionary, you’ll be able to relate to this post, or this picture, of Dua Lipa’s tit flattening due to gravity, despite not being in her 40s, but it’s the familiar story of a perky enough looking tit when standing, basically turning into an overcooked pizza dripping down the sides of her body when laying down, all drunk and medicated, since that’s the only way she’d ever let you crawl on top of her because she knows as well as you do that when you hit a certain age, you gotta either keep your bra on, or just take it from behind….

Anyway, Dua Lipa’s some Youtuber who became famous with a mainstream music deal, she’s made stupid money, is living that stupid life, dating the Hadid Brother, no not Bella, or Gigi’s voice, the other one…and she’s got some decent tit, braless in a shirt…which could be a fetish for some of you, because liking a tit only when it’s at its best level of perky is discrimination and real tit means it gets flattened out in this pose…so part of hating fake tits, should be loving this tit…

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2020

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Nude Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some lame ass rich kid who has a celebrity mom and thus thinks she’s got what it takes to be a celebrity too and I guess she does because celebrity is meaningless and requires little to no skill, it really just comes down to who you know and how much of a narcissistic asshole who doesn’t get embarrassed doing whatever it is they do, because of being that narcissistic asshole. Plus, when you’re parents are in the industry, your coddled ass gets to cut the line and gets you right where you want to be…with none of that pesky “work” or “hustle’ or “struggle”….

Her mom, Christa Miller, who was the lesbian Kate on the Drew Carey show, who I’m hoping none of ya’ll jerked off to, but assume ya’ll jerked off to, because it was the 90s and in simpler times we had to make due with what we had to jerk off to, including female sports, sitcoms, soap opera sex scenes and Jerry Springer.

So thanks to her mom being that, she’s being this, whatever this is….and the best thing about her, the only redeeming quality about her, is that her “team” that I am sure was her, wrote me in what I’d consider half english but probably just Millennial Emoji speak to take down some photoshoot of hers a while ago, so we’ll assume she hates us….a very negative, but comfortable place to be…when really we’re just trying to have fun here starting at the bikini tits of some celebrity’s kid….the way nature intended.

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2020

Aug

Bella Thorne Nip Slip of the Day

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Bella Thorne is in Mexico getting fucked from her Euro boyfriend because with COVID, they had to meet at some luxury villa in some tropical high end destination where they get to be super fucking exclusive and rich because they are.

She did some promotion for a clothing brand that is probably paying her out, because no one promotes anything for free, especially not Bella Thorne, unless it’s some agenda from her handlers at Disney that she pretends she’s not handled by, because that would go against all the work they’ve done to break free from Disney and to create her own mini empire, which as everyone knows requires more than just some half retard coddled rich brat from a Disney Show to operate. Sure they like to make you think she’s a boss, or running things, but it’s all calculated bullshit to taint the minds of the youth with slutty fucking behavior…that I like, but that I wouldn’t want my 10 year old daughter idiolizing, but since I don’t have a 10 year old daughter and know it just means that in 10 years all your 10 year old daughters will be 20 and posting up anal pics on the new Instagram called BUTTHOLESHOTS….like how Paris and Kim shaped this slutty OnlyFans generation with their muppet faces.

ANYWAY, half her nipple is exposed, since she’s ginger they call those GHOST NIPS, but since you’re a pervert who sees nipples whether they are there are not, they’re visible and that’s exciting and contributes to your lameness.

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2020

Aug

Sydney Sweeney Selfies of the Day

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This should probably be the top post today, maybe it will be, but I’m getting it up now because I saw them these morning and they are just too ridiculous to not celebrate….and I don’t typically celebrate anything celebrity titty, I usually just hate on it for being overrated bullshit….but Sydney Sweeney from Euphoria, who’s tits you’ve been exposed to if you’ve been on this site, other sites, watched Euphoria and that were shockingly big when we first saw them…because they are huge….is getting the attention her tits deserve….

She’s a straight from Celebrity not from Social Media, which I appreciate…some agent or manager saw potential with tits bigger than his head and knew the tits could do big things because they were so big.

So they got her on other high profile acting jobs and hid her tits from us, she was just some young cute girl, but all that changed the second we saw those tits…

Now I typically hate on big tits, because the body tends to follow the big tits, and there’s an overall sloppy or will be sloppy eventually to the big tits…you know like you know she’ll Jennifer Love Hewitt and basically explode…but I’m not getting that vibe here, I’m getting se ate too much hormone filled diary or chicken and this is what happened…the hottest freak of nature around…unless you’re more into the woman born with two vaginas that won’t fuck you with either.

What I’m getting at is that this is hot.

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