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2023

14

Dec

Elsie Hewitt’s Got her tit Out of the Day

Elsie Hewitt is a big titty model, I’m assuming she did Playboy or other nude shoots at some point in her career as an LA based titty model, but I am too lazy to google that shit.

What I do know is that she got a cash settlement from Ryan Philippe, Reese Witherspoon’s ex and baby daddy, for allegedly assaulting her. This was back in 2019, pre COVID when people liked the whole MeToo movement a lot.

The court documents had pictures of her injuries, allegations of drug use, pretty much all fun things you’d expect from some rich actor being used by a hot titty model to level up.

I’m not saying Philippe is a good dude, or that he didn’t throw her down the stairs, but I will say that her tits were definitely the draw, the attraction, what got him in the situation on the first place….and the tits are why he had to pay her out…

So use this as a warning and beware of tits, they can be the end of you…or at least a thorn in your side, but they are so delicious and life is short, so why not risk it for the hot tit…playing it safe gets you nowhere and you end up missing out on all the good tit….right?

Posted in:Elsie Hewitt

2023

14

Dec

Ziennasonne is the Instagram Of The Day

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I may not know much about Zienna Sonne, but she’s a Dane living in America, living the modern American dream of being half naked on the internet for close to 1,000,000 followers….

In a world of everyone being an influencer and social media being life, where websites like this became obsolete thanks to advertisers paying influencers to post and push their products like used car salesmen with hot tits, instead of paying me like used car salesmen with a severe perversion….I think it’s important for us to focus and get to know all the hot influencers, because these are the new celebs of the times.

She’s tall, she’s blonde, she has a hip to waist ratio that is crazy and possibly photoshopped, but what difference does that make…NONE…because we live through computer screens and everything is bullshit so just go with it….

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2023

14

Dec

Equestrian of the Day

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I am a big fan of equestrians. I think horses are some of the most majestic creatures and to see a woman with control and command of such an impressive beast, while having her cunt smash rhythmically against the saddle is just a wonderful thing to watch.

I love rodeo, show jumping, cowboy shit, just anything involving classy rich babes on horses, but I think today, I’ve just been introduced to the ultimate in horseback riding, the titty bounce that I guess you’d get on a bikini ride on the beach at the all-inclusive resort, but this is a bit more Mexican and thus a lot more fun.

Posted in:Horseback Riding

2023

14

Dec

Noah Cyrus in Some Sheer Fetish Gear of the Day

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I’m sure I’ve written about a dude I knew who was so into the whole latex fetish gear that he had a closet full of the shit that he’d make various girls he brought home wear, which I thought was weird, because most girls wouldn’t be impressed to find a single dude with a closet full of latex outfits he makes other girls wear to jerk off on.

I’ve never had the same relationship with latex fetish gear, I don’t find it hot at all, and Noah Cyrus is here driving that point home in whatever the fuck this shoot is.

I assume it’s some high fashion concept that is supposed to be edgy and pushing the envelope on sisters of popstars trying to make a name for themselves by sexualizing themselves, so shocking in this world where girls fist themselves for 3 dollar subscriptions.

You know, being racy cuz you can see the tits and despite finding Noah Cyrus so unattractive that she’s hardly a Miley sibling, this is basically the same as seeing some random no name chick at the flea market doing a boudoir shoot, but tits deserve to be looked at, no matter how much I like them or not….the fact they are from the same womb as Miley is bonus points…and the latex is holding her together, like that Green Ribbon story, once removed, it all comes crashing down…

Posted in:noah cyrus

2023

14

Dec

Sabrina the Teenage Witch is Now Middle Aged with Hard Nips of the Day

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I did used to watch TGIF occasionally in the 90s because I had nothing else to do and I got the channel free to air from the antenna, before cable ruined all our lives and made us pay to watch ads. Those greedy fucks.

So I have seen the Sabrina the Teenage Witch show, but I never thought that Sabrina was the hot one…I also didn’t think Caroline Rhea’s fat tits were exciting either, so it really wasn’t a show for the sex appeal.

Which means that since the show, which is pretty much all Sabrina has done in her life, there were no real expectations for her to become a hot chick in anything she did.

Well, now in her near 50s, she’s posing in front of the Christmas tree, with a guy I assume is gay because his shirt says “Make the Yuletide Gay” and I doubt any non-gay would wear that, because it’s basically a way to attract other gay men to rape you under the stockings with glee.

And her nipple is hard, which is basically the point of this post, hard nippled horny Sabrina The Teenage witch pushing some gayness…and hard nipples are the news cycle we do here, even when they are weird.

Posted in:Melissa Joan Hart

2023

14

Dec

Checking in on Denise Richards’ Wonky Tit of the Day

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I remember when Denise Richards was in her glory days and marketed as the hot chick and I am sure that I drank that Kool Aid. It was a different era, one before social media, where we just took the media’s word on who the hot chicks out there were, before realizing that the local bar tenders and waitresses were actually just as hot as some of the people being marketed to us, and then breaking out of the matrix of marketing lies to realize that some of the celebrities they presented to us as hot, were actually not hot at all. We had been duped.

I never doubted that Denise Richards was a whore, it was an era where you had to be a whore to get the jobs as the hot chicks because there were so many hot chicks fighting to be the hot chick.

It was just a behind closed doors thing, where maybe they’d do Playboy for a huge pay day that everyone would go nuts over, but times have a changed and now that Denise Richards is 100 years old, she’s decided to share her true colors with the world, or at least her wonky tit, which is pretty brave, or part of a humiliation ritual, but the fans are probably so into it they dream about latching on the nip and blowing it up like a pool toy, you know to help your queen out.

I don’t know what the fuck filtered this pic, it looks like it was run through the washing machine a few times, but it happened and it’s here.

Posted in:Denise Richards

2023

14

Dec

Kat Dennings’ Big Tits Got Married to Andrew W.K. of the Day

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I still don’t know who Andrew W.K. is, but there was a time that he was talked about a lot back in the Myspace days. I knew party girls who were all about Andrew W.K. because he was a somebody.

Now he’s a somebody who married a set of fat tits from 2 Broke Girls that you perverts seem to fucking love, despite her being a little on the The plus sized.

The good news for the actress is that Southwest Airlines is leading the charge on offering fat people an extra seat for free, which no one seems to think is discriminatory to the skinny people who would also appreciate a second seat for free, just because they didn’t eat their ass to be too big for one seat, they miss out on the bonus prize for being fat.

So she’ll be nice and comfortable on her Honeymoon flight, if she flies Southwest, but then again, they are rich and famous people, so they’ll probably be flying private, where the fat tits have more than just an extra seat to hang out on….

Here are some of the wedding pics to break the hearts of the Kat Dennings Fan Boy weirdos who I know are out there.

Posted in:Kat Dennings

2023

14

Dec

Anittaaaa555 is the Instagram Of The Day

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Instagram is life, at least that’s what they all want us to believe. So we’re surrounded by all these self-produced celebrities with a fan base who take their careers as influencers very seriously, and believe their own hype, even if their audience is a bunch of loser dudes from random countries around the world, it doesn’t matter…it’s a level of fame people.

So I feel it is important to showcase and celebrate these modern internet celebs that we’ve never heard of, who have more followers than actual celebs, in some weird vortex of faking it til they make it, or prostitution, or digital marketing I wish I had tits to attempt because running a blog about this shit is far more lame than living that shit….even though both are pretty lame…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2023

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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As the world collapses…

I just stare at tits…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Queenie Sateen is Nominated for the AVN Awards Best New Starlet!
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15 very strange photos taken before the Titanic sank
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WELL… THAT WAS UNEXPECTED
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All Eyes on Sydney: Sweeney’s Entrancing Red Dress and Enchanting Cleavage on Tonight’s Show
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21 Yahoo Questions About Sex That Will Make You Want To Quit Life
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5 Gifts for The Holiday Host!
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Couple Fight at the Chargers/Broncos Game!
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Just A Pothole (GIF)
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Some really brutal parkour fails
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HOW TO LASSO A COW OLD SCHOOL STYLE
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Ed Sheeran Shares pic of Taylor’s beloved cat…
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The unique extraction process of petrol from crude oil
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Julia Fox Hint of Nipple at Wiederhoeft Fashion Show!
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Demi Rose in Red Lingerie
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Uber driver becomes the most romantic guy ever
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Is this a real-life Water Bender?
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Bella Thorne’s Almost Upskirt!
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Marika Fruscio decorates the Christmas tree with sideboob!
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The Hottest Girls In Cars
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Shop These Home Gym Essentials!
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Dodge Ram falls off a hydraulic lift in a mechanic’s shop
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Tom Brady’s Girl Irina Shayk Supports her Baby Daddy!
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Bella Thorne Flaunts Sexy Body in Top and Mini Skirt!
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Uber driver becomes the most romantic guy ever
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Jennifer Lopez Gets Ready for Christmas!
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Patient gets to see his old heart after his heart transplant
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Very funny unexpected videos compilation
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CRAZY TECH SHIT XXXII
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14 Red Carpet Wardrobe Malfunctions That Celebs Either Fixed With Quick Thinking Or Just Embraced
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News anchor suffers from a stroke while live on air
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Truck driver’s vape suddenly explodes
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Livvy Dunne’s Dual Sport Athlete Video Goes Viral!
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Watch Out For Sheep! (GIF)
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Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons Go to War!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: ERINMFAHEY
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Halle Berry Cleavage at Michael Kors Runway Show!
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Hilary Duff is Pregnant!
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Lindsey Pelas … Latin and Hot !
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Applying high voltage to children’s water toys and checking the results
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The mysterious Soveit boxer who could knock out opponents with just one touch
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Man spends being buried alive for 7 days
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7 of the Most Terrifying Haunted Roads in America
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Bonus Butts #410
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Gracie Hunt’s Birthday Post for Taylor Swift!
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30 Hot Barno Girls
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Shedeur Sanders’ New Girlfriend Jasmine Rae!
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Phoebe Dynevor – Fair Play SAG-AFTRA thing in Los Angeles
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Tate McRae – The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
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Penelope Cruz – Ferrari premiere in Los Angeles
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Shailene Woodley – Ferrari premiere in Los Angeles
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Mackenzie Foy – Wild Beauty: Mustang Spirit of the West in Los Angeles
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Jessica Lowndes – In the big leagues now at Christmas Con 2023 in New Jersey
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Jenna Ortega – Finestkind premiere in Los Angeles
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Kaley Cuoco – Out mattress shopping in Los Angeles
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Emily Ratajkowski – Miu Miu Select New York with Emily Ratajkowski
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Emma Roberts – Grazia Magazine
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From stepSMUT!!

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Miss Meringue Nudes!
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Kate Marie The Sexy Girl-Next-Door
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Cora Schumacher nude
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Rub and Dildo Time!
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She’s Camera Shy
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‘A Dirty Martini’ with Bon Bon via Met-Art
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Racy Revelation: Iggy Azalea Stuns as She Goes Topless in Provocative Photos!
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Kylie Page and Lena Paul are Best Friends!
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Big Boobie Girl Octokuro via Suicide Girls
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Release the Cum!
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Best Friends (GIF)
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Shaking The Boobs (GIF)
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JAPAN? VOLUME 54
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Yasmine Lopez Booty in a Bikini!
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Jasmine prefers to be treated like a dirty little whore
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Samanta Lily After Cumshot Video
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Shailene Woodley naked in the Three Women series (e5)
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‘Glam Kitty’ with Paula Fernandes via Bella Club
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Fiona Frost’s Next Door Neighbour Beauty Is Just Irresistible
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Latina instagram model in premium nude and sex videos (57 videos + pics)
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G-String Winner
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Nude Scarlett – Dreamcatcher
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Kat Marie Floating Nude in a Pool!
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Ruined On His 21st Birthday
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Sexy Little Blonde (GIF)
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Busty Zhao Weiyi via All Gravure
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9 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Nice Aim! (GIF)
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Betty Gilpin naked in the first two episodes of Three Women
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Boots and a Toy!
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Arabelle Raphael Oral Pro At DeepLush
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BATTLE!!! (GIF)
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2023

13

Dec

Aventronexo is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know anything about Aventronexo, but I think I may love her.

In a world of everyone being an instagram influencer, or using instagram modeling to sell premium content, a lot of these people are interchangeable and don’t stand out from all the noise…but sometimes, they are all worth looking at, whether to try to figure out if they are real, if their followers are real, if they are AI, or if they are just fat girls who have edited themselves so hard that they are now internet hot chicks because we are surrounded by lies….but believing those lies doesn’t hurt when it means staring at hot chicks!

Here she is.