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2023

15

Dec

Ivanka Trump and Kim Kardashian are Best Friends of the Day

In a world where the top earners want to keep us idiot class fighting over nonsense, they are collectively working together and laughing at us as we all fight, because they all benefit from it.

So hot Ivanka who is getting on in years and terrifying Kim Kardashian who is turning into some kind of muppet, are actually business partners in Kim’s SKIMS brand, because Ivanka’s husband owns 10 or 20 percent of the billion dollar entity.

So when they get you fighting over woke shit, or buying overpriced made in china shit, remember, they are all BFFs at the same country club and we’re the fucking idiots who treat them as some sort of entertainment or people worth listening to.

In conclusion, Ivanka Trump is hot, check out the mom tits….

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2023

14

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Watching hot moms picking up their kids from the school pageant is one of the weirder things because I have traditionally been coded to think mom’s are gross, or at least the birthing process unnatural, until realizing that’s what they want us to think to keep us all divided, lacking community, lacking purpose, lacking family…just living in our pods eating bugs owning nothing and being happy….

Now, I am fully absorbed in the TRAD WIFE trend, where soon jerking off to TRAD moms all wholesome and good parenting will be the norm and these ONLYFANS porn whores can fall to the gutter where they belong…

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Claire Hogle Instagram Golfer Golfs!
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The Surf is Up for Sahara Ray!
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Doja Cat See Through to Nips and Underwear!
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40 Epic Food Fails You Have to See
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Sophia Laufer the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Brings the Christmas Cheer!
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Who Steals A Christmas Tree? (GIF)
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30 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Kara Del Toro’s Spectacular Cleavage Unleashed in Sexy Shoot!
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A PERFECT PLAN
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Asking strangers to cook dinner for them in their house
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Upgrade Your Tech With These Top Picks!
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100 of the most incredible animal moments ever caught on tape
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Collection of funny pictures
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Madalina Diana Ghenea shows us her body in sexy underwear on a balcony in Rome
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Choir boys singing while eating ghost chili peppers
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Cavinder Twins Bring in the Energy Drink Christmas Cheer!
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5 CEOs Caught Being Petty As Hell
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Bella Thorne Embraces Her Nudity!
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Lucy Hale Gets Romantic in “Which Brings Me to You”!
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Fake pilot prank scares the living daylights out of the victims
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34 Hot Girls In Glasses
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They Knew! (GIF)
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Rescued kitten grows up to become huge and fluffy
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Giant industrial crusher destroys everything
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Claire Hogle Instagram Golfer Golfs!
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Malu Trevejo in a revealing twerk video!
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19 Unexpected and Fascinating Discoveries
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Jutta Leerdam Champion Skater Posing!
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Gifts to Give the Guy in Your Life!
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Noah Cyrus in See Through Latex!
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Compilation of cats absolutely hating water
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CONFLICT, DIVISION, AND GROUP MEMBERSHIP
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3D art painting on roads looking too realistic
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Buy Tom Brady’s First Superbowl Winning Football!
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ANIMALS FUCKING HATE US: VOLUME 171
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Katy Perry’s Allure: Dazzling Cleavage Unveiled in Dolce & Gabbana’s ‘Devotion’ Fragrance Campaign
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Check out the most watch Netflix shows of 2023
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Few examples of pareidolia, aka, seeing faces in random objects
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Crazy experiment with adding 100 marbles inside a motorcycle exhaust
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Make a Hoagie With Amber Rose!
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Removing a giant hornet nest
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21 Sexy Girls With Long Legs
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Checking in on the Coaches Girl – Veronica Bielik!
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Kendall Jenner’s Cozy Christmas!
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Coffee shop pranks turns out to be a really funny one
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Katherine McNamara – Rebel Moon – Part One premiere in Los Angeles
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Sarah Hyland – Some type of what happened to her face photoshoot
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Taylor Swift – Out celebrating her birthday in New York
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Monica Bellucci – Esquire (China)
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Dove Cameron – Dujour Magazine
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Maria Menounos – People Magazine
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Sienna Miller – Pregnant in Vogue Magazine
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Rowan Blanchard – Some type of about to screw some guy photoshoot
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Shailene Woodley – Ferrari premiere in Los Angeles
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Rita Ora – Capital’s Jingle Bell Ball at The O2 Arena in London
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Stella Hudgens Nude With a Friend!
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Busty Riding (GIF)
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Model Mia Valentine Nude Photographed
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“Orb Challenge” Almost Ruptures Cervix
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Workout Queens Demmy & Jenny Are Back
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Big Boobie Hana Bunny via All Gravure
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5 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Bella Thorne’s Topless Stunner and Side-Boob Sensation for ‘Thorne’ Jewelry Frenzy!
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Wish I Was Her Chéri!
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Italian fitness babe in blowjob and masturbation videos
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Pantyhose Dildo Ride!
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‘Purrrfect’ with Yenn Cat via Femjoy
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Sister of The Year?
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Danni Lynne A Mattress Fit For A Queen
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AMATEUR FLESH: IRISH_HICCUP
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Annabeth Gish having sex with Porizkova – and more (Knots, 2004)
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Chantel Jeffries, Vinetria and YesJulz in Bikinis at the Beach!
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Blonde slut gives some lucky geek a blowjob until he fills her mouth with cum
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Panties on the Dildo!
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Laura Giraudi nude
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ThatGreenEyedGirl22 Nude Selfies!
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Skylar Grey Nudity Outtakes Roundup!
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Busty Vladislava Shelygina via Fancentro
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‘Sheer Booty’ with Pollyy via Suicide Girls
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Counts As A Threesome (GIF)
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The Susana Abaitua nudity in Los Farad (episodes 1 and 4)
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Malena Ponce Naked at the Beach!
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2023

14

Dec

Elsie Hewitt’s Got her tit Out of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt is a big titty model, I’m assuming she did Playboy or other nude shoots at some point in her career as an LA based titty model, but I am too lazy to google that shit.

What I do know is that she got a cash settlement from Ryan Philippe, Reese Witherspoon’s ex and baby daddy, for allegedly assaulting her. This was back in 2019, pre COVID when people liked the whole MeToo movement a lot.

The court documents had pictures of her injuries, allegations of drug use, pretty much all fun things you’d expect from some rich actor being used by a hot titty model to level up.

I’m not saying Philippe is a good dude, or that he didn’t throw her down the stairs, but I will say that her tits were definitely the draw, the attraction, what got him in the situation on the first place….and the tits are why he had to pay her out…

So use this as a warning and beware of tits, they can be the end of you…or at least a thorn in your side, but they are so delicious and life is short, so why not risk it for the hot tit…playing it safe gets you nowhere and you end up missing out on all the good tit….right?

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2023

14

Dec

Ziennasonne is the Instagram Of The Day

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I may not know much about Zienna Sonne, but she’s a Dane living in America, living the modern American dream of being half naked on the internet for close to 1,000,000 followers….

In a world of everyone being an influencer and social media being life, where websites like this became obsolete thanks to advertisers paying influencers to post and push their products like used car salesmen with hot tits, instead of paying me like used car salesmen with a severe perversion….I think it’s important for us to focus and get to know all the hot influencers, because these are the new celebs of the times.

She’s tall, she’s blonde, she has a hip to waist ratio that is crazy and possibly photoshopped, but what difference does that make…NONE…because we live through computer screens and everything is bullshit so just go with it….

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2023

14

Dec

Equestrian of the Day

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I am a big fan of equestrians. I think horses are some of the most majestic creatures and to see a woman with control and command of such an impressive beast, while having her cunt smash rhythmically against the saddle is just a wonderful thing to watch.

I love rodeo, show jumping, cowboy shit, just anything involving classy rich babes on horses, but I think today, I’ve just been introduced to the ultimate in horseback riding, the titty bounce that I guess you’d get on a bikini ride on the beach at the all-inclusive resort, but this is a bit more Mexican and thus a lot more fun.

Posted in:Horseback Riding

2023

14

Dec

Noah Cyrus in Some Sheer Fetish Gear of the Day

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I’m sure I’ve written about a dude I knew who was so into the whole latex fetish gear that he had a closet full of the shit that he’d make various girls he brought home wear, which I thought was weird, because most girls wouldn’t be impressed to find a single dude with a closet full of latex outfits he makes other girls wear to jerk off on.

I’ve never had the same relationship with latex fetish gear, I don’t find it hot at all, and Noah Cyrus is here driving that point home in whatever the fuck this shoot is.

I assume it’s some high fashion concept that is supposed to be edgy and pushing the envelope on sisters of popstars trying to make a name for themselves by sexualizing themselves, so shocking in this world where girls fist themselves for 3 dollar subscriptions.

You know, being racy cuz you can see the tits and despite finding Noah Cyrus so unattractive that she’s hardly a Miley sibling, this is basically the same as seeing some random no name chick at the flea market doing a boudoir shoot, but tits deserve to be looked at, no matter how much I like them or not….the fact they are from the same womb as Miley is bonus points…and the latex is holding her together, like that Green Ribbon story, once removed, it all comes crashing down…

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2023

14

Dec

Sabrina the Teenage Witch is Now Middle Aged with Hard Nips of the Day

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I did used to watch TGIF occasionally in the 90s because I had nothing else to do and I got the channel free to air from the antenna, before cable ruined all our lives and made us pay to watch ads. Those greedy fucks.

So I have seen the Sabrina the Teenage Witch show, but I never thought that Sabrina was the hot one…I also didn’t think Caroline Rhea’s fat tits were exciting either, so it really wasn’t a show for the sex appeal.

Which means that since the show, which is pretty much all Sabrina has done in her life, there were no real expectations for her to become a hot chick in anything she did.

Well, now in her near 50s, she’s posing in front of the Christmas tree, with a guy I assume is gay because his shirt says “Make the Yuletide Gay” and I doubt any non-gay would wear that, because it’s basically a way to attract other gay men to rape you under the stockings with glee.

And her nipple is hard, which is basically the point of this post, hard nippled horny Sabrina The Teenage witch pushing some gayness…and hard nipples are the news cycle we do here, even when they are weird.

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2023

14

Dec

Checking in on Denise Richards’ Wonky Tit of the Day

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I remember when Denise Richards was in her glory days and marketed as the hot chick and I am sure that I drank that Kool Aid. It was a different era, one before social media, where we just took the media’s word on who the hot chicks out there were, before realizing that the local bar tenders and waitresses were actually just as hot as some of the people being marketed to us, and then breaking out of the matrix of marketing lies to realize that some of the celebrities they presented to us as hot, were actually not hot at all. We had been duped.

I never doubted that Denise Richards was a whore, it was an era where you had to be a whore to get the jobs as the hot chicks because there were so many hot chicks fighting to be the hot chick.

It was just a behind closed doors thing, where maybe they’d do Playboy for a huge pay day that everyone would go nuts over, but times have a changed and now that Denise Richards is 100 years old, she’s decided to share her true colors with the world, or at least her wonky tit, which is pretty brave, or part of a humiliation ritual, but the fans are probably so into it they dream about latching on the nip and blowing it up like a pool toy, you know to help your queen out.

I don’t know what the fuck filtered this pic, it looks like it was run through the washing machine a few times, but it happened and it’s here.

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2023

14

Dec

Kat Dennings’ Big Tits Got Married to Andrew W.K. of the Day

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I still don’t know who Andrew W.K. is, but there was a time that he was talked about a lot back in the Myspace days. I knew party girls who were all about Andrew W.K. because he was a somebody.

Now he’s a somebody who married a set of fat tits from 2 Broke Girls that you perverts seem to fucking love, despite her being a little on the The plus sized.

The good news for the actress is that Southwest Airlines is leading the charge on offering fat people an extra seat for free, which no one seems to think is discriminatory to the skinny people who would also appreciate a second seat for free, just because they didn’t eat their ass to be too big for one seat, they miss out on the bonus prize for being fat.

So she’ll be nice and comfortable on her Honeymoon flight, if she flies Southwest, but then again, they are rich and famous people, so they’ll probably be flying private, where the fat tits have more than just an extra seat to hang out on….

Here are some of the wedding pics to break the hearts of the Kat Dennings Fan Boy weirdos who I know are out there.

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2023

14

Dec

Anittaaaa555 is the Instagram Of The Day

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Instagram is life, at least that’s what they all want us to believe. So we’re surrounded by all these self-produced celebrities with a fan base who take their careers as influencers very seriously, and believe their own hype, even if their audience is a bunch of loser dudes from random countries around the world, it doesn’t matter…it’s a level of fame people.

So I feel it is important to showcase and celebrate these modern internet celebs that we’ve never heard of, who have more followers than actual celebs, in some weird vortex of faking it til they make it, or prostitution, or digital marketing I wish I had tits to attempt because running a blog about this shit is far more lame than living that shit….even though both are pretty lame…