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Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2020

Jul

January Jones Ruined 2020 of the Day

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So as I expected, January Jones, the heathen single mother who tried to trap Jason Sudeikis or whatever the fuck that lame comedic actor’s name is, with their baby I doubt he’s met but I am sure has probably paid for, because who needs to meet the kids you pay for when they come with a psychotic bottom feeder who managed to get herself on TV where she got to show the world she had decent sized tits, which is all it really took to keep her around, now on social media more than ever, because the boomer is learning that the internet is based on titties and tits get hits, so she’s been active on the bathing suits and bikinis and the proof that she cast a spell on all of us with her MANIFEST bath, some vision board shit, that probably got her pregnant in the first place, I mean that and hiding the cum in her mouth before she could lay down with her legs up around her head to spit it into her gaping post fucked cunt…..you know mom trapping…or would it be dad trapping…because you know there were no condoms involved in their celebrity sex.

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2020

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I can’t access Ireland Baldwin’s social media because she blocked me years ago, I know what a jerk, but I guess she wasn’t into me ripping into her like the cyberbully I am, because she didn’t ask for it, she was just living her rich kid life, minding her own business while trying to get famous on social media through beach and bikini pics that slowly got darker and darker as she fell the fuck off…..went to rehab…got prison tattoos and I guess filled out her 6 foot tall frame that I still argue could be the model she always wanted to be, since she’s got the height, if she just lost 100 pounds, but instead she lost out to her cousin who is substantially hotter, married to Bieber and friends with the shittiest fucking humans out there….the Jenners and Hadids, not that these people can have valid friendships or relationships, but they can pretend as they use each other for various opportunities as all these phoney fucks do.

Anyway, when she crops herself at her belly button and runs a filter on her face injected face, you don’t realize how barrel bodied this dude is….and you can focus on the big tits…the way her dad Alec wants you to….becaue it’s from the belly button down that you realize she’s got no shape and is just a fucking school bus of a girl coming through….or at least posting titty selfies for attention…as all women do, not just the rich ones with celebrity parents that regret having her so hard they started a new family and keep pumping out new kids to average things out a little better…

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2020

Jul

Halle Berry Skater Granny of the Day

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Halle Berry is the Drake of acting, which is basically saying that she was lucky enough to have a black father that she may or may not have ever met, or that definitely didn’t have much involvement in her life, but that gave her the backstory to claim being black as she lived the upper middle class life in a white community.

That’s not to say that she’s not black, who am I to decide what a person identifies as, plus when she was in highschool in the 60s, she probably got teased a lot, you know people are racist, at least until her awesome tits grew out….because any dude not getting with that when they had a chance is definitely kicking themselves now, assuming they haven’t died of old age yet.

It is to say that they both had moms who liked black cock, who raised the black kids without the dad and put them into song and dance lessons at a young age so that when they were ready, they could emulate black people as best as they could in movies, or in rap music, even dropping the N-Bomb, because it’s their right as kids with black dads.

Well, it worked out well for both of them because Hollywood and Music needed black people to fill a role and since Hollywood is run by a bunch of racist nerdy dudes who are there for the pussy, the more white and accessible the starlet for the blackpart is, the better it is for them because their racist management styles can manage them without too much cultural differences…so if anything Halle Berry’s whole career is based on racism, where she took the part of actual black girls raised in actual black homes where they struggled with actual black issues…beyond just being teased in their white schools…

But none of that takes away how hot she is, even now, all these years later as she skateboards in a bikini bottom.

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2020

Jul

Cayley King Bikini of the Day

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Despite popular belief, Cayley King is not Martin Luther King’s granddaughter, but I wouldn’t be surprised if her instagram has Black Lives Matter white people appropriating the black plight and trying to make it their own because they like Hip Hop music put out by white owned record labels.

I guess popular belief isn’t that Cayley King is Martin Luther King’s granddaughter, because she’s only got 64k followers and those could very well be Russian Bot followers and her comments on her posts from some India based comment farm call center…

She is however some groupie who managed to fuck Cindy Crawford’s son for a period of time, which is probably a big deal for some sugar baby in LA trying to do that aspiring model thing…but if she was a thirsty as she seems, she should have more followers….

I guess she’s alright as she’s farting in her friend’s face with her pretty sloppy for a model body, but I guess you don’t need fitness to model anymore, they got photoshop for that.

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2020

Jul

Caroline Corinth Skinny Dip of the Day

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Caroline Corinth is showing off her literal wet pussy….even though you can’t see her pussy…it’s wet.

She’s a Danish model, which much like my wife’s favorite pastry, also the Danish, she looks like a delicious snack, at least her ass does…because she’s showing it to all her fans on social media like some kind of pervert exhibitionist who she obviously is, because she chose a life of modelling. She decided “I am so hot, I am so sexy, I am so good at being in pictures, I’m going to go up against other hot bitches and pursue this…

Here she is in what I guess is a skinny dip, which as far as I’m concerned is the only kind of swimming you should do, you know that freedom of not being constrained by conventional swimswear, just genitals floating…..especially if you’re a hot model because if I was skinny dipping it’d look a lot like an adult version of Nirvana’s Nevermind, only with a smaller baby dick.

I guess what I am saying is all the ladies out there need to find this kind of empowerment so that they bring that shit to the local splash pads everywhere, because we’re all fucking perverts here to stare at wet pussy…exposing itself.

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2020

Jul

Camila Mendes And Her Twin of the Day

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Camila Mendes is posing with her dog, or a dog, I don’t know what kind of dog this bitch has because I don’t believe in her and I won’t accept that she exists, especially not as BETTY from the Archie Comics, who gave all of us Archie comic book readers dreams of fucking or at least being friends with the hot rich bitch with the pool.

But in the times of inclusivity and making sure all people are represented in stories, even if all people in real life aren’t represented in all stories, on some “let’s all be Canadians” because Canada has been doing this since the 80s….they decided to cast Veronica as a Mendes and you know what, good on them, I don’t give a fuck if the rich girl is some Mexican who’s dad is running drugs in their version of Riverdale, racist, casting the Mexican as the fucking criminal, hilarious…..I’m surprised their black Character, who is from Canada wasn’t cast as the crack dealer, you know cuz of inclusivity….idiots….but yeah, I don’t care that the rich girl is a Mexican or LATINX, I just care that the Mexican or LATINX they chose is a neckless midget with an underbite, it’s just too much of a stretch.

That said, this is her with a dog that could be her dog, because as you know dogs look like their owners, and since she’s got an underbite, she’d probably be inclined to think a dog with an underbite is cute and as a pug owner, I agree with her, which is why I hate comparing humans to dogs, because dogs are cute and humans are dog shit.

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2020

Jul

Angry GF Shit on Boyfriend’s Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Drama Queen

Mosh Pit in Greece

Digger Loses Control…

Woman Kicked Off Plane for Not Wearing a Mask

Shooting During a Live in Brazil

Bear Breaks into House

Cute Biker Dogs…

Weird Drunk Woman

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2020

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I had grandiose plans of traveling to far off destinations this weekend, well not that far off, and not that grandiose but basically a journey an hour out of the city where all the full service strip clubs are.

We don’t call them brothels, you just fuck these bitches, who are often times pretty hot in the lap dance booth. Some even have the vacuum tubes you’d see in supermarkets in the 60s at each cash to send the money to the office, only they use it for condoms.

The plan was to see if the full service stripclubs went glory hole for COVID, you know to keep your 50 dollar blowjobs at a safe social distance….

Then I realized it isn’t the 90s and leaving the basement I call home to get a 50 dollar blowjob with a condom through a Plexiglas wall or really doing anything beyond sitting as the world around us collapses and everyone goes fucking nuts is a waste of time…doing things, socializing, is such an archaic concept when you have this internet thing you can fully immerse yourself into, if so inclined you can just jerk off to all the girls uploading their sex to the internet because that’s what the selfie has evolved into…or get wasted and stare at the wall..or watch all kinds of TV, more TV than ever…until you fully just fucking rot away into some angry, fat, pasty, fuck….because they want us to be a bunch of socially awkward scared of the world live in our mom’s basement even if our mom is dead – neckbeards…it’s all part of the apocalypse plan.

Luckily, girls still look good naked…even if they are photoshopping themselves.

Here are some morning links!

50 Cent Cells an Instagram Slut a Retard – But She’s Just Doing Drool On herself Aheago
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Nascar Driver Reveals Relationship with Hooters Model
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Bella Thorne Learns Italian
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Edita Vilkeviciute Cottage Vibe See Through!
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Harnessing Electricity from the Atmosphere!
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The loophole in the NBA Bubble – Hot Massage THERAPISTS.
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Smoke from a Tire Fire
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Powerful Showerhead Levitates…Imagine the Masturbation Potential Ladies!
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Just a Woman Threatens to Shoot a Dude
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HOT GIRLS ON CAM BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s fun to see all you people who have always been sucking at life complaining about how much more life sucks because of COVID…even though it always sucked….you’re just forgetting that it sucked because it may suck more now…or you’re just always more miserable than you were the last day…just an accumulation of miserable….get a fucking grip, life is hilarious, people are hilarious, you can eat, jerk off, sleep, watch movies, smoke weed, get drunk…like what the fuck are you complaining about…even if you have a disability or chronic pain or some shit…it’s better than death…so stop being such babies…and realize that social media is killing you….

While you are all angry with each other on Social Media, which is hilarious, because most of the people you’re angry with, you’ve never even met….and never will meet…they are strangers…words on a screen….you’re fighting with your damn self…like sexting…it’s not sext…you’re talking to your damn phone bro….or mad at people more successful at social media, have more followers, are better at the internet, making money, living a seemingly better life than you because they have a pool…or go on nice trips that you really don’t need to know about or care about because remember that social media is doing that to you….

Then you have access to google and lots of time on your loser hands, so you can research all that is wrong with you, hop on some victim shit, tell us about your trauma…we all have fucking trauma…shit happens, it’s fucking life, it’s part of living, keep it to your damn self, no one cares, it’s a little too intense, serious and bullshit for us to bother with and it gets in the way of fucking fun…because social media made you see other whiners get positive responses to their whining and you want that attention too…

What I am saying on this Fappy friday, that’s what a cam girl I just tipped calls Friday, it’s ok to suck at life, it’s not ok to suck as a person by participating in all this bullshit going on, from fighting with strangers to crying for strangers…find fun, laugh at people, turn off the social media…delete that shit….jerk off to PORN VHS tapes, not some bitch’s photoshopped bikini selfies…figure out what living is about..being laid the fuck back and not giving a shit about any of that shit that they say they don’t give a shit about obviously do because they posted they do..apathy man…amamzing….and I think you’ll find the best place to start is in the stepLINKS…so click em while I get the fuck out of here to get black out drunk, stare at the wall, maybe eat some potato chips, and stare at cam girl pussy….later losers. Sucks to fucking Suck.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Sydney Sweeney and Tank Go Live!
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Amazing Quarantine Cutie!
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Golf Network’s Alexandra O’Laughlin Slips Into a Bikini to Take Care of Her Ankle Tan
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Sports Bike Does Not Stand A Chance Again Tesla Model S!
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Demi Rose in a Mesh Top!
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Kendall Jenner Pokies in a Sweater
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Jordyn Jones Booty on her Tesla
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Barbara Palvin Gets Hosed Down!
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Sommer Ray Gives Us An Upskirt!
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Instagram Model Claims Her Giant Fake Boobs Kept a Well-Known Soccer Player From Going Public With Their Relationship
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The Extremely Fast Moving Lava Of Kilauea’s Fissure 8 Eruption!
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Carmen And Lupita, The Conjoined Twins!
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Amanda Cerny’s Hot Florida Shoot
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Georgia Fowler has a Towel Head!
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Odell Beckham Jr’s Girlfriend Rocks a Skimpy Bikini That is Struggling Mightily to Keep Her Covered Up
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Absolutely Stunning Cover Of Micheal Jackson’s “Human Nature” On Acoustic!
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A Clip Of Two Guys Fighting In Toronto Turned Into A Lightsaber Battle!
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These Are The Most Viewed Wikipedia Articles From January-July 2020!
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Jessie J Says Goodbye to her Fopa!
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Hooters Calendar Girls Helped Celebrate Opening Day
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A Hacker Explains A Concept With Five Levels Of Complexity!
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Chinese Ambassador Denies Torture And Abuse Of Uighur Muslims
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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless Bike Ride!
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World Series Flasher Julia Rose Celebrates Opening Day by Flashing Gerrit Cole
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Cat Scared About Going To The Vet Says “We’re Going?”!
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Korea VS USA in terms of Masks
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Zoey Deutch is Wild!
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Caroline Lowe in Lingerie!
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Barstool Sports Dave Interviewing Trump and Not Everyone is Happy
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Some Cool Classic Cars
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Bus Catches On Fire In China, Passengers Jump Out In Terror!
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Footage of 1890s Paris – Remastered!
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Eugenie Bouchard Horseback Riding!
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The Pandemic Did Not Fix Angel Hernandez’s Eyesight
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Top 5 New York Celebs in Nude Sccenes
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Sonny is a HOT TOPLESS model…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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Maya Hawke Swimsuit
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Ana De Armas in an Oversized Dress…
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Olivia Wilde Horseback Riding
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No One Cares About Maria Pedraza in a White Bikini on a Boat
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Compilation ALl Your Swimsuit Needs Fullfilled You Fuck
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Dove Cameron’s Photoshoot
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No One Cares About Ambrosio’s Bikini Shoot
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Charlotte McKinney Bikini Top
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No One Cares Abotu Nicole Williams in a Bikini
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Olivia Palermo Dog Walker
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Rat Cow is So Ugly
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Kate Moss Boarding Private Jet
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Shanina Shaik at the beach…
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Brooke Burke in a Swimsuit of the Day
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From stepSMUT!!

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Creamsicle Time!
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Dildo Rider
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Bella Thornes Slutty Half Sister is an Only Fans Girl and Here’s her Nasty Masturbation Video / Dick in Mouth Preview
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Reddit Amateur
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Rachel Fenton’s Leaked Masturbation Video
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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Suction Dildo Rider Putting her Textbook to Good Use
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Titty Envy!
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Meanwhile on Omegle
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Abigail Mac -Dyking
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Girls of Reddit
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Twerking Girl Squirt
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Just Some Big Tits Hanging Around
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Creamsicle Time!
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Life of the Party
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California VS Florida
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Lesbo Pussy Play
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Amateur Girl Doing Good
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So Much Titty Jiggle!
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Blue Hair and Titties
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Pre-COVID Event Weirdness!
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Lis Vega in a Tiny Bikini
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12 People who were Asking for It
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In Case You Missed It – 10 Acts that Make You a Whore
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2020

Jul

Brooklyn Decker’s Period Diaper of the Day

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New Fetish Alert…

I didn’t care for Brooklyn Decker when she was the original Kate Upton. The big titty, sloppy titty model who ended up in an Adam Sandler movie, thanks to those big tits, but more importantly ended up with a pro athlete as they travel in the same circles and Sports Illustrated is clearly a fucking brothel for the athletes, they do the interviews and feed the exclusives in exchange for pussy…obviously….

Well, the Kate Upton before Kate Upton, sack of shit turned mom with Pete Sampress or Andre Agassi or John McEnroe or some other tennis player….decided to really kill her sex appeal…unless you’re into this fetish…by posting herself in a fucking DEPENDS…

The caption:

If you don’t want to talk about periods keep scrolling. I don’t know why I’m putting this out there publicly but wtf happens post-children that makes… well… let’s just say I am now in the depends-wearing stage of my period.

I guess settling down and breeding means trading bikinis for adult diapers…fucking SEXY…get the fuck out of here.

This is her face….to remind you what you already know…Brooklyn Decker is over..because bitches age like bread or yogurt or whatever the fucking expression is…they rot motherfuckers…and expire.

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