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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2020

Jul

Bella Hadid Being Butch of the Day

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Bella Hadid is here trying to show you all that she’s “butch”….which is basically what is happening now in the world…in part because Bella Hadid was for sure born with a dick, her face too hard, even after all the surgeries to not have been born with a dick, in her attempt to get to the top of the model industry to prove the model industry is some real fucking bullshit…

Anyway, she’s doing her best TOOL TIME TITTIES like she was Pam Anderson, or I guess more appropriately Al…the bearded one…in this demo of her doing something that doesn’t require calling one of their hired migrant helpers to do…even though every rich person I’ve ever come across can’t pour a bowl of cereal without their maid’s help…a maid they paid 400 dollars a week to…basically slave labor and lent out to their other rich friends…..possibly while protesting for equality and diversity because they are so out of touch they don’t even know they are fucking hypocrites…

Well, her best attempt at power tools, you’d expect her to be better at, because it’s a drill and she seems like the type who would make a DRILL-DO….you know for her dad, he’s into that kind of thing….and she loses her drill bit like a metaphor of when they cut off her dick to turn her into the puppet that she is…

For whatever reason, she decided to post it….useless people being useless…and the best thing in all this is that she probably got paid 100k or more from whatever sponsor that got her off her rich ass to build whatever it is she’s building…while actual laborers make under 100,000 a year working every fucking day….the world is nuts.

KILL THE RICH.

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2020

Jul

Elisha Cuthbert Green Bra of the Day

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There was a time when my best viral stunt idea was to hold a candlelight vigil outside Elisha Cuthbert’s family house in memorial of her career….she’s from Montreal and there’s really only a handful of celebs from Montreal…so it seemed to be the easy access point to do a celebrity troll without any real travel involved…I figured I could find the family home relatively easily despite her living in LA being all famous and shit…but then the world forgot she existed or at least I forgot she existed but I’ll always remember that stunt that never was because I don’t believe in bringing anything to completion…especially a woman…sexually…I like them on edge.

Point being, she’s apparently still got some kind of career, at least she’s in a bra top looking like a middle aged with a wide midsection promoting some of her work that she once had…because this is part of a reunion for something called HAPPY ENDINGS that she was a part of, probably after my whole VIGIL idea got thwarted…and I guess at 40 she’s alright but looks 40….if you’re into that…

I figure you are because it’s probably got a pussy and that’s not even a prerequisite for you anymore, you’re progressive like that and this whole Queer thing has finally opened up your network of potential things to fuck, because dudes will fuck anything, even you. Where as girls are a whole bunch of work and who’s got time for that….right? The “turning queer was the easy choice with all this bitching out here, just as long as you can see past the balls”…and aren’t doing any of that missionary style anal sex, it’s too romantic….

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2020

Jul

Faith Schroder Shaking Ass of the Day

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Faith Schroder is here lip syncing to a song that lyrics include “an 8 figure N WORD”…..because teaching girls to be gold diggers chasing the richest dude they can is ok, just as long as it’s not about teaching dudes how to get girls with the biggest tits to suck your dick….that would be misogynistic.

It’s a trending song, because the N WORD is seen as this demon, unless it’s every second word in rap songs designed for white suburbanites by black people who are barely black people and may not even know black people….like Kanye the Art Fag who was put into art and overly educated by his mother in a way that you know got him made fun of….or like Drake who was raised in Toronto by a Jewish mom, probably never seeing his dad, put into song and dance and acting as a kid in his white community….only now he’s got a gangsta twang on as he does his best impression of a black person…you know cuz he’s black…lol…then there’s the bitch who sings this song who’s cousin is Gabrielle Union and her grandpappy a fucking SF 49er….anyway…we all know that rap became shitty pop music and that all the kids are all about it and that the white people behind the songs, and the white consumers of the song, just love shaking their ass to the “N Word” as they assume that it’s just what “black culture” is….because they are fucking delusional racists…pretending they aren’t..with black squares on their social media feed…

Either way, TikTok is some perverted as shit, Chinese Spyware filled with half naked girls shaking their tits, usually at the age of 15 years old…braless and nipples out…and Apple’s APP store doesn’t seem to think there’s any issue with this….ok….

Since girls like performing in perverted shit, girls like Faith Schroder who is only known because her dad was Ricky Schroeder from the 80s….and she grew up being the girl with the least famous dad in her social bubble of hollywood rich kids….so she’s out here trying to make a name for herself by dancing half naked to shitty racist music…at least she’s skinny…as she gyrates her pussy in tight shorts for views….

It surprises me how people don’t find any of this content production humiliating.

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2020

Jul

Kaia Gerber Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s slutty and confused rich as shit daughter who was groomed to be a “top” model, whatever the fuck that means, pretty much nothing in this world of Jenners and Hadids being the top models and influencing all the other girls to get fucked up face injections to fake being hot, because they aren’t actually hot….

Basically, to be a top model means you need to have at least one celebrity parent, to be raised in Hollywood so that your moral code is fucked up and that whoring yourself out while being praised by an audience is normal….it helps if your model was a model…especially if your mom was Cindy Crawford…who you know crafted this whole thing while she was starving Kaia out as she grew up to ENSURE the family legacy will go on…a legacy of being a star in a shitty fucking drug filled garbage predator run industry…BIG dreams for your girl…you know at least she gets to travel the world for free and stay in 8 star hotels….even though she can do that anyway with daddy’s Tequila money….while still producing porn on her social media feed for the likes and follows they clearly crave….

It doesn’t make sense to me why a mom would want her daughter sprawled out naked, “BUT IT IS VOUGE”….when I don’t even thinK Cindy Crawford sprawled out naked for anythign and she came from the middle class…how edgy in this era of everyone who is anyone starts out rich…

I am not complaining that they created a little whore who gets naked like every other girl naked on the internet, as they pretend to teach her work ethic while everything is just handed to her, because I’ll stare at a naked Kaia Gerber, why not….

I am just saying, it’s pretty shitty parenting….Cindy Crawford should be ashamed of herself, but eventually it will all hit the fan and end because this kind of thing isn’t sustainable, and as she tries to please her overbearing mom, she’ll eventually rebel and do porn or some shit, it’s more lucrative to have an Onlyfans you know…

I don’t know why her nipples are stars, but I guess it has to do with trying to not be porn, while being porn, because tits get hits and everything is basically a giant jerk off factory….

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2020

Jul

Noah Cyrus Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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These rich kids from Hollywood are so disconnected from their HICK roots that created Achy Breaky Heart and set the family up for fucking life, that when they do their slutty cowgirl from the future, or is it a COWTHING now that everything must remain genderless…in a has COWBOY and COWGIRL gone WOKE?….I guess even if it didn’t she’s a fucking COWTHING…

The funny thing about Noah Cyrus is that she’s out here trying to be a celebrity, because I guess everyone thinks they are celebrities, it’s the era, and when you have a famous family, it’s easier for you to be famous too…even when looking as ugly as this…instead of just cruising off the perks of celebrity by being in the family, without having to do and share all your thoughts and images, save that for the famous one…

But yeah, the whole spoiled LA rich kid doing COUNTRY because COUNTRY is trendy now thanks to Diplo, even though Country has always been awesome…is basically some appropriation…that should make all the Cowboys out there mad or offended…but when you look like you belong in a barn like Noah’s face seems to imply you probably are too busy figuring out how to trap it so that it doesn’t get into the feed, than being offended by its outfit….

Either way, here’s Noah Cyrus trying real hard to be hot.

Here she is showing off her new car…

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2020

Jul

Kelly Ripa’s Daughter Bikini Clickbait Looking Like she ate Kelly Ripa of the Day

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There’s a viral story going around, basically every media outlet posted it, even local newspapers, which is weird to me because I’m supposed to be the premiere destination for celebrities being sluts, at least I was before instagram made me obsolete and other media outlets realized the celebrity slutty behavior is solid clickbait to get traffic to your site, not because the people care about you, but because the people care about celebs being sluts…

Point being, Lola Consuelos, is the 19 year old daughter of Kelly and her latin heartthrob soap star, which is basically pornstar for older ladies, Mark Consuelos…and she’s decided that it’s time to ride her parents name to help endorse her social media profiles because she wants an audience and some of that Instagram money, making instagram some platform that is for elite to further their bullshit elitism, while losers who often times are more qualified to be the “influencer” follow like these people are some kind of leader….when really they are just rich kids, who think they are better than everyone else, and who are confident enough to post up half naked pics for likes and follows…it’s just a different form of nepotism that luckily involves slutty content because the 19 year olds are slutty…into sex work and being naked on the internet while all their data is being tracked because they like being tracked…it’s just weirdness..

So she’s hit instagram, thinking she can get in on some of the hype the others get, she probably has a TikTok too, but I’m not looking for it….I’m too busy looking at this thick bitch in what must be a photoshopped heave picture that looks like it was shot on a potato in the late 90s…despite it clearly being shot by a HIGH DEF new iphone…all because she’s run so many damn filters on it she doesn’t have a fucking nose anymore…because EVERYTHING on the internet is a lie…except the desperation all these trashy girls, rich and famous parented or not, give off…because desperation that ends in half naked selfies…is the good kind of desperation…especially when it’s rich kids with celeb parents…hilarious how vapid they are when they have all the resources available to them to be actual decent humans instead of clickbait trash.

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2020

Jul

Madison Beer Bra Top Selfie of the Day

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This is Madison Beer trying to promote her jump suit merch that I guess she is selling now that wearing jump suits, or sweat suits, is not considered what the poor fat kid in high school would wear, but rather what trendy fashion forward people who like comfort would wear, because they are all fucking lazy as shit…..

I am not complaining, I gave up on button pants or anything without an elastic waistband about 15 years ago, and despite the smells that radiate from years of wearing the same 15 dollar pair of Walmart elastic bottom sweats, without underwear, while sweating out of my asshole most of the day thanks to the heat of the lap top and overall poor health….I’m finally on trend…the TRENDS have caught up with me…NO THIS ISN’T TIE DYE, it’s fucking semen, ketchup and fucking mayonaise you dumb fuck…

Point being, Madison Beer, who was a child pornography star like she was Traci Lords, only on Youtube without any of the actual porn, but that her mom and Youtube were basically profiting off her during puberty because men are sick fucks…and sure they’ve packaged her as a singer or something with a record deal despite having no hit songs….but she knows if she needs to draw attention to anything, to do so with the big tits….because she’s got the tits, might as well market the sweatsuit with the tits, it’s the only tactic she really knows….as an exploited by her parents puppet, she’s pretty rich from it, and probably doesn’t care.

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2020

Jul

Christina Millian Pink Panties of the Day

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Christina Millian posted this picture of her in her panties that looks like it’s from some bootleg porn set where single mother of two decided it was time to cash in on the tits to buy the baby some formula or herself some crack…and not because she’s a black person, which is what the racists out there who are calling everything racist, while pretending they are no racist are trying to police….by putting words in our damn mouth and the fact that I had to hesitate when a bitch looks like she’s about to take a load on her face in the back office of some dildo store for $200…because she’s black…even though I’d say the same damn thing if she was white…is the fucking problem with the world right now…not everything is a black and white issue…sometimes a whore looks like an actual whore and actual whores come in all shapes and colors in the event you didn’t know…from Asian, to Black, to White Trash with the Meth Teeth on…whore is not a cultural thing, it’s a desperation thing or a product of being molested…get with the program you fucks.

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2020

Jul

Cat Likes Massaging Owner’s Breasts and Other Videos of the Day

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Bear in the House

Insurance Scammer

Anti-Masker vs Masker with her Mask Off…

15 year Old VS Racist

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Open Palm Breast Rub

Karen in the Parking Lot

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As the world forgets what they used to think was funny, and what was socially acceptable, like dudes who used to sign-up to pick-up artist programs to learn how to basically manipulate women into fucking them, including tips like “negative hits’ to put them down enough to bring them back up so that you have the upper hand, and getting them drunk so that they drop their inhibitions so you can get your dick in it….protesting for the #metoo movement despite their predator past…..or like people who grew yup calling each other fags getting mad at people who use the word fag…even when fags use the word fag…ban the word….I remain confused…because we are still the same garbage people we’ve always been, why are we trying to white wash, not that I can use the word white wash…it’s illegal…but what I am trying to say is “front” that we aren’t trash…it’s pretty fucking dumb….people need to just lighten the fuck up.

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