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2020

13

Jul

Kristin Cavallari Hard Nipples of the Day

Kristin Cavallari filtered the fuck out of her face for some bullshit video that she hopes you focus on her hard nipples instead of her filtered fucking face….since everything on the internet is a fucking lie and these aging or rotting, depending on your stance when it comes to females aging….trying to fool us with their BOTOX, with their photoshop and divert our attention from their weathered old rich lady faces….will not fool me…however I will still stare at the divorcee’s nipples since why the fuck now….

You see, I didn’t give a fuck about her during the Laguna Beach days, I didn’t give a fuck about her when she decided to do the whole acting thing instead of doing “The Hills” only to have no success, so she found some loser jock with some money and made him cum in her until she got pregnant…strategic family planning.

Now she’s getting a divorce, still trying to be hot, but erasing her face in the process at least on the internet since we don’t need movie magic to make us better people now, they come default on all social media apps to perpetuate more lies on the LIE machine that is the internet.

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2020

13

Jul

JLO Embarrassing Workout of the Day

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J.Lo is such an old, dried up, outdated cunt that when you see her as she tries to be as hot as the young girls, as cool as the young girls, because the young girls are into J.Lo for her legacy, over that Nostalgia, she just assumes she’s still got it…but old people are fucking old people and old people pretending to be young people are still old people…

So seeing J.Lo on the elliptical bike, not the elliptical machine in the privacy of her own home, but an elliptical bike that is an actual bike….like you’d expect some old autistic doctor or dentist in Florida would be riding….since there’s zero fucking cool in this.

I’ve actually been outside and some motherfucker on one of these has ridden up on me, it may not be as bad as those people with the long “speed skate” roller blades that they rock out with a pair of cross country ski poles, you know that lame fitness crazy I mean…but it is PRETTY fucking lame..

What I am trying to say, if you needed a reminder that J.Lo is a fucking boomer…this is the proof…so don’t get distracted by her social media smut, she’s a fucking 50 year old and 50 year olds are fucking 50 year olds…no matter how hard they pretend their pussy hasn’t dried up.

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2020

13

Jul

Sammi Hanratty Swimsuit of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty is really an irrelevant actress who miraculously got cast to be on Shameless before they killed her off. Not that I watch Shameless, but I did this past season only because I was celebrating that they wrote Emmy Rossum off the show after she demanded more money, despite being garbage and owning her fucking career to that show…because egos have egos and think they are more important or valuable than they are…especially when they are rich cunts..

Anyway, this ratty chick is on social media where she is zero interesting or compelling, unless you’re into girls with seeming giant heads….like her head is wider than her hips…what kind of cartoon shit is this…

The truth is, you’re into any girl, even those with dicks as long as they present themselves as girls…whether they’ve got the tits or surgeries or not…long hair and make-up is good enough…so you’re the simple minded fan base she’s speaking to.

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2020

13

Jul

Best Video to Celebrate America of the Day

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I think this pretty much SUMS up everything amazing in America right now!

You’ve got your happy dancing homeless man, because as long as you don’t give a fuck, nothing is that bad….he’s even got a MASK to keep ya’ll safe whether you think it’s propaganda or not, he knows how to be respectful of others….even the two in the back possibly fucking, having an opiate overdose before the cops come in with their billy clubs…is it even called a billy club…you know what I am saying…and that is that THIS VIDEO IS PERFECT….I wish I directed it myself…the Oscar Winning if Weinstein was here to bribe the Academy of viral, street level videos.

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2020

13

Jul

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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The world is a crazy place filled with angry people over the COVID….where numbers are going up in the USA, but where people are arguing those stats as fake news, because the death rate isn’t going up and because 99 percent of people who die from it are unhealthy and have a pre-existing condition and where everyone I know who had it, had a sore throat for a day or two that was far less aggressive than any virus they ever had…even herpes….

It’s a great way to control the population through FEAR MONGERING, or at least a great way to get paranoid people to think the government is trying to control the population through fear mongering…you know with TRACKING apps for your safety and all that other insanity….that distract people with fighting about masks, instead of fighting for what matters…NOT PAYING TAXES…

But the front line workers, the heroes in all this who still have jobs and still go to work and aren’t dying of covid because they are too busy posting nudes on the internet…instead of being too busy dealing with false positive tests….false data about the spread…and fighting over mandatory masks…like health care workers should since they know what is important…THE NUDES!

Here are some pics…

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2020

13

Jul

Meadow Walker Braless of the Day

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Meadow Walker is Paul Walker’s daughter who is now 21…so she’s about 5 years older than the age he would have found her to be her hottest…because he was rumored to have been dating his last girlfriend from when she was 15 or 16 and when I wrote a post called “Paul Walker is a Sex Offender” about a week or two after his Death, my traffic trading partner, this little site called TMZ cut our ties because the head of Warner Bros, who owns TMZ, so you know their celebrity gossip is unbiased, did not like the bad press associate with the star of their movies, they had a Fast and Furious in the works when he died and they weren’t about to lose any equity or value on the movie because Paul Walker was a fucking mormon and it’s ok in Mormon-dom to get with 15 year olds….or whatever.

Meadow Walker’s mom was 25 when she had her, so it wasn’t as creepy a story, but who even cares about Paul Walker anymore, that’s what happens when you die, people move on…and even the biggest Fast and Furious fan, which by definition is the biggest fucking loser around, probably doesn’t even remember that you existed.

ANYWAY, the daughter’s trying to keep his legacy alive by showing everyone her nipples in a wife beater and that’s the good work we need thanks to her being hot and skinny and worth about 20 million dollars thanks to that whole inheriting daddy’s money when he died situation. Nice.

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2020

13

Jul

Granny vs Couple of Crackheads Fucking in a Bush and Other Videos of the Day

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Smile!!!! Teeth for days!

Porn in the Store!

KUNG FU KAREN

Road Rage!

White Racist Lady

McDonalds Worker vs Assholes

Mask Lady….Part 2….

Insane Selfie

Two Karen’s Vs a Dude with No Mask

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

13

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess I’ll update the site today….even though I don’t really want to…not because I am mourning Kelly Preston’s death, but because running a website seems like a real waste of time when I could just continue doing what I did all weekend, which was drinking and staring at the fucking wall. It’s fulfilling in both these COVID times and before these COVID times…because ultimately we’re all just waiting to die, why bother doing things that fulfill you spiritually or as a distraction…when you can JUST do nothing….it’s the real fucking dream….and far more interesting than arguing over the effectiveness of masks, the current political situation or whatever else people are whining about…

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Instagram Model Says She’s Already Been Invited to the NBA’s Disney Bubble
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RIP Kelly Preston – Too Young to Die….I guess Jett’s Adrenochrome Wasn’t Strong Enough to Save you. At least you are with the Aliens now….
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Find Out Why Conor McGregor is Following Hooters Girl Grayson Payne on Instagram
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Bella Hadid’s Underwater Erotica…
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Hot German Model Lisa-Marie Bosbach in her Nude Shoot!
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Some Coins with a Some Booby Traps
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Jennifer Aniston is Katy Perry’s Baby’s God Mother. Weird.
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Burger Shop’s Reopening Video….with a Custom Rap is Hilarious…
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Nicole Kidman Eating BUGS for Vanity Fair is some Weirdness
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The Oldest Tortoise in the World…is 188 Years Old..
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2020

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the fucking weekend, if you can get off the fucking internet, because that shit is toxic….

Whether it’s people fighting over MASKS when they should be fighting over INCOME TAX AND HOW THE GOVERNMENT STEALS YOUR MONEY….

Or people fighting over Sports Illustrated using a Tranny as their model, then sending out press releases to anyone listening to hype up that they are using a Tranny as their model, to show how woke they are…

I think the MOST offensive thing in all this is, who cares if you use a tranny, if you’re supposed to accept them as girls, why the fuck is the magazine putting a fucking neon arrow pointing at the model saying “SEE THERE IS TRANSGENDER HERE, NO THAT IS NOT A GIRL THAT IS A TRANSGENDER, SEE WE WOKE”…

While the SPORTS ILLUSTRATED DEMO thinks the most offensive thing in this story is that the model they are jerking off to was born with a dick….and they mad….

Or people with breast implants and BOTOX preaching about their health routines on instagram for you to be like “bitch everything you say pretending to be an influencer is bullshit, I can’t believe people buy into this…

Or people who are rich cunts who you know are racist, entitled, condescending twats that think they are better than us telling us to support black business, while they only hire black people to do black things like personal training or basketball coaching….

Meanwhile they pay their hired help less than minimum wage and pass their hired help amongst other rich people like modern day slave trading, only they think in the depths of their souls that they are helping these people…as their kids treat them like shit…

What I am trying to say is that SILENCE off the computer, social media, phone, screen, whatever….is fucking golden….enjoy it AFTER YOU CLICK EACH OTHESE LINKS 30 times EACH

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kylie Jenner’s Massive Floatation Device
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Kate Upton Playing Princess!
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Kendall Jenner Showing off her Thong
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Hilary Duff Massive Cleavage…
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Old Man Karate Chops a Bear Trap….
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This is Why You need to Wear Safety Goggles
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It’s Fitness Friday!
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Bella Hadid Riding Bareback
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Eminem Trashes Drew Brees in New Song
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Racy Outfit Getting Botox…
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Big Booty Model Jailyne Ojeda!
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Horrible Street Wrestling Fail
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Idiots Revealing Their Passwords to the TV
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Halsey’s Nude Sweimsuit
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Jojo is HOT in Lingerie!
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Alexis Ren Launches Fitness Community…
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Sexiest Sports Caster Looking Hot!
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Shopping Cart Jerk Gets Instant Karma
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Tricked Out Vespa’s of Indonesia
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The Sports Illustrated 2020 Preview with the Transgender Model they are Milking in the Mix
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Dove Cameron Off her Range the Hot Way.
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Basketball Player Lands in Orlando in Hazmat Suit
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Dad and Daughter Don’t Kayak Well
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Crow Poops on a Woman’s Face and it is Amazing
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Elissa Burns in Some Hot Lingerie
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O.J. Simpson Celebrated His Birthday With a Patrick Mahomes Jersey On
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The Navy’s War Ship Created from Bombing!
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Scary Military Plane Hovering….
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Sofiia Chuprikova is an Amazing Nude Model!
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Sammy Draper Looks Amazing in this Racy American Flag Bikini
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Natasha Bedingfield Selling this LA Home!
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50,000 Match Cannon…
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Dude Gets Caught Pooping in the Back Alley – Has to Pick It Up – So Good!
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Josephine Skriver’s Hot Bathtub Cowgirl Shoot
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Kylie Jenner Possible Nips
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Girl Can’t Figure Out the Gas Station
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Mariah Carey in Leggings
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Terrifying Saw
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Top 5 Nude Comedians…
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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From the Forum

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Racy Shorts
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Olivia Wilde Outside Her House
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Nina Agdal Sports Bra
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Helen Hunt in a Bikini
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Reese Witherspoon Pussy Print in Leggings
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs…
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Sports Bra
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Emily Ratajkowski is Some Dog Shit
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Lindsey Vonn Sports Bra
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From stepSMUT!!

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Jessica Alba’s Most Revealing Nude Scene
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Bitches in Masks
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Bitches BE Crazy!
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Massive Rack!
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Naked Connie Carter
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Military Push Ups the Right Way
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Emily Ratajkowski is Attention Seeking in a Bra in NYC
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Girlfriend Sucking Dick on a Bus
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Topless!
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Hot Nude Booty! Hayley Marie Coppin!
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Black Babe and Some Weird Vaginal Insertion
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Shakes her Dress Off
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Mariah Carey Bathtub Cleavage
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Lez Things Up
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Dude Fucking on his Boat
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Young Girl with her Tits Out…
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This is a Really Funny Video for the MeToo Movement
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Road Head
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2020

10

Jul

Huni Badger Babes for 710 Day of the Day

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Here are a bunch of HUNIBADGER babes for TODAY!

It’s 7/10 which is internationally known as OIL DAY…for those weed smokers who like to get high using OILS…you know it’s all the same medicine that makes you feel good, relaxed, laid back and ready to fucking nap…natures opiate, nature’s anti-depressant, nature’s anti-anxiety….you know the one plant that can put so much PHARMA and EVIL out of business….

7/10 the 420 for the DABBERS..and not that queer fucking DAB DANCE….the other DAB…

For those of you who don’t know, Dabbing is when you smoke shatter or wax which is THC concentrate that you can pick up at any of your favorite dispensaries if you don’t live in a progressive MARIJUANA IS LEGAL AS IT SHOULD BE country.

NORMALLY you need to use these elaborate rigs to DAB, some people use torches which is clearly a lot of bulky and dangerous enough components for someone who just wnats to get HIGH….

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