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2020

10

Jul

On/Offs for the Weekend of the Day

Strip down your work clothes, or workout clothes, or clothes in general, we’re heading into the weekend and anyone getting dressed on your time off is fucking crazy…not that you work, or workout, but you probably wear clothes because you don’t live alone and your mom doesn’t need to see your constant erection, it’s not your fault, you’re deprived sexually, not because of the pandemic but because you are a loser….but you’re immersed in so much internet porn it’s fucking mental…even unbearable….

Point being, there’s no better way to release the pressures and constraints of the week, then the weekend….unless you work shift work…and work on weekends…assuming any of you work…

I don’t know where I am going with this, but girls in clothes vs girls not in clothes is one of the greatest internet trends around….so take it in, enjoy….sip a fucking cocktail while you do it….ok.

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2020

10

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Family Vacation of the Day

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Trashy Florida Trash with no dad Bella Thorne is in Mexico giving them that USA COVID because I guess it was the only place she could link up with her Boyfriend, unless that whole Mexico thing is more about them being rich fucks who feel the need to go on Vacation….because life is rough as the most relevant girl to her generation and the generation that is younger than her because she’s used her Disney Training to masterfully manipulate her audience into thinking she is cool. She’s done it through a balance of “Being real” you know “sharing too much info”….because “she doesn’t give a fuck”….with a level of getting political or acting woke….but mainly by friending influencers and youtubers they all watch as the cool famous friend….making them think she’s down…when really all she wants is their money….but most importantly for us, she’s done a series of sexual, half naked content on the regular while being Bi polar or bi sexual who fucking knows, whatever it is she’s doing, she’s doing it right…TITS OUT.

Some videos….of her family vacation…

Here’s her boyfriend rubbing up on her ONLY FANS porn producing sister, because they are the kind of family that look like they fuck each other, aint no better sign of being an inbred than having a red head….am I right?

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2020

10

Jul

Olivia Culpo in a Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is on some Bahamas vacation because she’s rich from being a whore and dates athletes from being a whore….and this is her being a whore…on that Bahamas vacation….not that wearing a bikini makes you a whore, or that posting it on the internet makes you a whore…but when you’re a whore doing it…it adds to the evidence that bitch is a whore.

I have no idea why she’s some brand-friendly it-girl that they all use in their marketing, I am surprised some Rhode Island trash is anyone’s inspiration or “influencer”…but if you win a pageant, fuck a Jonas Brother, date 10 pro athletes….and wear designer clothing you get for free…you can polarize your situation any way you want…

If anything she was destined to work at a Bikini Car Wash in Cape Cod….yet here she fucking is….life of Luxury…rubbing her COVID AIDS pussy all over the fucking sandy beaches….what an insensitive cunt totally showing off when America is dying of COVID, RACISM, etc….because NONE of these people fucking care…they just pretend to…and should be LYNCHED for it.

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2020

10

Jul

Eva Amurri Bikini of the Day

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So the other day I was on Susan Sarandon’s wikipedia page….I didn’t learn all that much besides realizing she’s in her 70s and still got the tits, tits I guess she’s left to her daughter in her will, or at least tits that the daughter already inherited, I don’t know how estate planning works, I just know that Eva, who may be 40 fucking years old, and who is a mom of 3 or 4 kids of her own, is single and ready to post slutty content on the internet since she just had a kid after her husband cheated on her during her pregnancy…leaving her alone, rich and alone….but she was rich in the first place so just alone…

So the best revenge is being a slut on the internet, at least that’s the messaging we want to send out to all the girls out there as Eva Amurri is a slut on social media to show you that moms of three can still be jacked off to!

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2020

10

Jul

Charlotte Lawrence Topless Again of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence hates this site, or doesn’t understand this site, and that in and of itself is hilarious to me….

The reason I know she doesn’t like the site is not the same reason I know that NO ONE likes the site, you know my lack of success, my barely hanging onto this thing month after month because I have no fans thanks to not running a MEME account on instagram where I post other people’s memes as if they are my own like some fame hungry loser who wants to be friends with other fame hungry losers…you see, I like being left alone..

The reason I know she doesn’t like the site is because she emailed me asking me to take down her nude shoot, that was on other sites, because she didn’t like it on here…

The daughter of Kate from Drew Carey, proving that having money and being raised rich doesn’t mean she’s not some thirsty trashy bitch using her tits to get noticed even though she’s rich…

Give me 10k a month bitch, I’ll make you more famous….because the internet is the easiest thing to manipulate and you wouldn’t even have to show your tits, because that’s some low hanging fruit tactics the dumb people who make it do….when there’s better tactics….even though all these girls clearly like being naked…pervert exhibitionists…we appreciate their laziness and empty souls that need to be filled….

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2020

10

Jul

Inka Williams Being Hot of the Day

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I guess it’s just a matter of taste or opinion, because I’ve received hate for posting this Inka Williams babe, because I think she’s one of the hottest girls out there that’s trending, as she does the whole instagram thing from her homebase of BALI amongst the poser influencers who have moved to BALI to basically try to rip off her hustle…

Since the pandemic, she’s been doing substantially more nude shoots making her substantially better…and her hot skinny…frame with her solid ass she’s showing off is fucking great….

She’s on some go big or go home let the world know who INKA WILLIAMS is….

Here are some photos from her recent shoot with plaster all over her tits…

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2020

10

Jul

Kelly Brook Fat Bikini of the Day

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I guess she didn’t watch that episode of Oprah that showcases the different types of bikini technologies for middle-aged women and their first resort vacation.

Kelly Brook, the TITTY model from 20 years ago has caught up to her tits, at least her stomach has….but that’s nothing new, she’s been fat since the start of her fat titty model career…..and my default Kelly Brook story is that I was drinking at a Irish bar locally and 3 or 4 UK based pro Rugby players became my friends at the bar because I am a real good time….and all they were doing was making fun of their friend back home who was fucking Kelly Brook. They even showed me her nude pics but I was drunk and can’t remember….but I left thinking she had been passed around a lot which makes sense…

But back then, she was more conservative about her fat gut, she’d starve herself out before her shoots, she pulled off the fat chick with fat tits but that you didn’t know she was fat….she even got to Hollywood and did at least one movie despite being so fat…

Then empowerment happened, plus sized happened, fat shaming ended and here she is GUNT out…and it’s fucking sick…whether she’s in her 40s or not bitch needs to find cardio, find keto and pull it together no matter how much positive enforcement her fans give her because they are a bunch of fucking SIMPS…

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2020

10

Jul

Madison Beer Slutty Tennis Player of the Day

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Maybe I have some white WASP envy because I think Tennis is the most sensual of sports….I’ve had a tennis Fetish for a pretty long time and I don’t even know how to play the sport…but in high school it was all the hot chicks playing tennis…then I got into watching tennis, at least women’s tennis one day…where I saw short skirts, panty flashes, sweaty cunts, athleticism and moaning with each hit…pretty perverted especially since it was before the VENUS sisters manned up the talent pool….so I like tennis and the rich pussy that play it….so seeing Madison Beer doing her tennis smut speaks to my soul…it is the simple things!!

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2020

10

Jul

Lourdes Leon Smokes Pot and Shows Nipple of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is out here smoking pot with her titties out and a massive cameltoe to show you that although she is progressive, or thinks she is progressive, because she doesn’t shave her armpits and has embraced and feels empowered by being a hairy little monster created by her Italian pig mother and her Mexican dad, in this current climate of feminism….it’s the quiet protests like being lazy that matter….because ultimately, girls fucking hate shaving their armpits, I’d hate shaving my armpits, I hate shaving anything…so you get what I am saying…it’s activism that serves a selfish purpose of hating shaving…

Not that she needs any excuses, I am sure Madonna is worth well over 500 million dollars and I am sure LOURDES will inherit that with her adopted black brothers, because Black Lives Matter….or some shit…

You have to appreciate her showing off of her entitled rich kid tits, I mean we like tits, and we also like the cameltoe to say that despite being progressive, she’s still got a pussy…

Since today is OIL DAY….which means 7/10 (july 10)….and 7/10 backwards is 017…..which when flipped spells OIL….I guess….she should be on the HUNIBADGER DAB ….right?

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2020

10

Jul

Jojo Jumping Up and Down in her Panty Promotions of the Day

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Jojo finally got a job besides trying to relive the glory days of when she was a big deal….something she turned her back on for whatever reason all those years ago because apparently she had some issues with her record contract, they say…but I think it had more to do with laziness….6 years of laziness that instagram nostalgia has allowed her to crawl out of…

Then there’s the whole girls who grew up watching her from their shanty in barbabos on some coat hanger antennae who are now giving back thanks to the inspiration she brought them…by saying “you can promote our lingerie with those big Jojo Tits if you want”…..assuming Rihanna has any say in her lingerie’s marketing, or if she just collects checks now that she’s got nothing else to do.

Either way, it has brought Jojo new life as a low level half naked influencer, which is really where I like all “celebs” to be…

The video of her bouncing around in her underwear….amazing.