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2020

06

Jul

Cardi B Amazing Video of the Day

This is a video I fucking love, not because I think Cardi B is hot, I actually question her celebrity any time I see her and I am amazed that a woman who gets her pussy waxed on her instagram because she’s a trashy stripper with a lot of money, living that best stripper life, thanks to a reality show that allowed her to become a rapper….caters to 14 year old girls…

So all these young people are watching her, like I guess young girls of your generation watched Madonna or Christina Aguilera…only it’s far more hood, not because she’s a variation of black or her husband is a variation of black but because this is where the market is….

I guess Madonna was scandalous for masturbating with religious symbols like a good Catholic, while Cardi Be is scandalous for being a stripper…which is far less scandalous or offensive….and as a person who loves strippers, I figure her audience may be too young for this kind of shit, but they also come from the internet porn generation and that’s a whole pile of horny perverts that can handle a twerk….it can’t be all that bad as a role model for young girls looking to get paid without putting in all that much effort….we need the whores…

Anyway, I like this video, it’s got good energy.

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2020

06

Jul

Noah Cyrus Sex Tape Preview of the Day

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Noah Cyrus and her new boyfriend Tamagashi 69, the bootleg Tekashi….you can tell by the dumb face tattoos….

Anyway, this is some weak ass social media content in a “look I fuck” or “look we just fucked” without any of the “FUCK” in it…it’s like we get it, people fuck, maybe you don’t fuck because you’re old, married and impotent….or some INCEL loser who can’t get pussy because you don’t understand the basic mechanisms of selling yourself, seducing women because you are just a fucking weirdo….but that should just be used to your advantage, do you realize how slutty girls are these days, how out of their mind perverted they are thanks to being raised on porn with some vile ass sexual shit being. normalized….like if you’re not getting laid in this ERA, you’ll never get laid…

That’s not the point, the point is that Noah Cyrus and TAMAGASHI 69, want you to know they fuck…..and since Noah Cyrus the titty holder is just some broken back-up dancer to her sister, the shadow that no one notices no matter how hard she tries….this could result in some Kim K level bootleg quality sex tape because finally she’s got dick that’s excited to be up in her because it means he can launch his career riding off the family coattails…

NO ONE is fucking NOAH CYRUS unless they are trying to get to BILLY RAY or MILEY and that is SCIENTIFIC fat…..

As someone who likes to see idiots getting taken advantage of by obvious clowns, I mean look at that hair…that’s some BOZO shit…he’s CLEARLY opportunistic in getting his dick wet from what I assume is Noah’s vagina, even though we have no proof she’s a fat chick and not a fat dude.

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2020

06

Jul

Lily Collins Nude of the Day

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I wonder if Lily Collins is the kind of celebrity rich kid trying to have a career of her own, all skinny and not as offensive as all the other celebrity rich kids, is into her dad being Phil Collins…like when she sucks a dick, and the dude getting his dick sucked says “Can you feel it, coming in her hair tonight” before comin her hair….does she laugh, or does it trigger her deep rooted daddy issues and hatred for all men because the man who’s name she carries on as his legacy was too busy touring and doing cocaine to pay attention to her bullshit, hence the deep rooted need to become a celebrity in her own right…maybe he’ll notice me….

Or does she not suck dick because girls who think they are hotter than they are don’t suck the dick unless they have to….and they rarely have to….you know a Lay there with a “can you believe you’re fucking Phil Collins Daughter…..Sussudio….SU SU Sussudio”…..

Who cares, she’s naked in some boring ass shit….If a whore gonna whore, I expect more butthole….

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2020

06

Jul

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones in videos reminds me of a product of incest, white trash, fetal alcohol syndrome, maybe crack baby level of weird….but in photos, when posing half naked, her wonky, dopey eyed face doesn’t distract me as much, so we can appreciate her dancing body that will like be 300 pounds by the time it is 40 after she injures herself dancing, you know, like her Michigan based mom….who you know when out at Walmart do BE riding in the motorized cart….but in the meantime is fit, energetic and the kind of enthusiasm you’d want to bounce on your dick with all it’s gyrating hip moves you know she’s a master of…because why else would she be this “famous” for shitty dance…

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2020

06

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Getting Wet of the Day

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I am not a prude, this site is built off smut and I’ve been labeled a pervert pornographer for the longest time. I have missed out on potentially millions of dollars for my love of how smutty motherfuckers can be, and it really isn’t a love, it’s more a “did you see those tits” but that’s as close to “love” as I’ll ever know….

So it is very WEIRD for me to see the blatant and obvious exploitation and sexualization of people to get attention…there was a time when subtlety was a thing, a little lift of the skirt to show me the ankles and that was enough for me to bust….but that went south fast because we’re all instant gratification motherfuckers and love that dopamine release when content gets likes and views…at least women do…because its some dna coded gotta get pregnant to keep the species alive….I call them whores because it is shameless and shows no restraint or level of class and sophistication….I find it all low hanging fruit, easy to achieve “I’ll just show my tits”….like try harder, put your butthole to work too…

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2020

06

Jul

Olivia Munn Camping Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Munn is some bullshit, straight from the mean streets of G4TV like she was Sara Underwood, only Sara Underwood knows her place in the world, where this nerd exploiting cunt thinks she’s a fucking A-Lister…on some MARGOT ROBBIE shit…which isn’t that far fetched a concept since how low grade the current A-List is, but that is ridiculous because Olivia Munn sucks.

She’s basically a failed celebrity, who got a hosting gig on a nerd cable network designed for nerds before going bankrupt because even nerds hated the shit, and she talked comicon videogames and other nerd shit, speaking the nerd language to lock in the fans, since nerds are the equivalent of country music fans, they are loyal…forever fans..who will buy anything a bitch is selling because they are SIMPS…fully whipped by ladies who don’t give a fuck about them but who try to be an “ideal” dream girl for them to lust over…

So basically, this bitch is like a pornstar or a cam girl or an only fans girl who just manipulates weak men and that’s evil….she’ll never suck yo’ dick…at least not until you’re a movie producer and even then…she’ll whine about it to get in on trending hashtags – Shout Out Brett Ratner.

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2020

06

Jul

Rihanna Wet Panties of the Day

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Rihanna has transitioned from being a fake bullshit popstar that everyone fucking loves, including me, I mean I bought into her hype and have always been bigging up the island girl who doesn’t need bigging up, even before she staged that Chris Brown beating to re-structure her brand to be more “EDGY” or damaged or slutty….solid marketing.

That said, I’ll never understand how a girl with minimal talent from Barbados comes to NEW YORK at 15 with all the VISAs in place to work for JAY Z and ends up making millions of dollars, it makes no fucking sense. There are hotter and more talented locally….what is the real story? Because the closest I’ve got to a realistic story was from a Barbados jet ski rentals guy who told me she worked the Karaoke bars as an underage hooker and that she approached or serviced the RIGHT dude….she was ghetto, it makes sense…I know people who have been to Barbados and who have been to the Karaoke bars and were approached by younger women, not necessarily 15 year old younger, but under 20 for sure…so that storyline MAKES the most sense….

There was no talent contest she was part of, she had no career locally, but all of a sudden she’s an American Sensation…

Then there’s the whole never signing again, she hasn’t performed in 2-4 years at this point, because she’s made huge money and is launching brands off her name…but for someone who was SO into music that they broke down ALL kinds of red tape at 15 from Barbados to come to NYC to be a huge star….not making music anymore? Clearly…just another puppet…

Not that we need her to make music because her lingerie work isn’t bad though…

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2020

06

Jul

Mormons Gone Wild of the Day

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I just found this group of Mormons or Latter Day Saints, depending on what BYU campus you went to and it is AMAZING.

I’m a little biased because I found Mormom Memes about a year ago and feel totally immersed in their cult of hard working people. Then there’s the whole Polygamy criminal Mormon groups that are just fucking dark and weird with their multiple wives dressed like they are from Little House on the Prairie…also fucking weird….but the rich as Fuck church, shout out Wilbur Marriott, like all religions has the defectors who were born into it, raised in it, turned their back to it after having 5 kids in it….like god wanted…only to listen to their horny side, the devil in the depths of their soul, to get the fucking nudes on the internet…

Here’s a round up of some of these people, and it’s great, mainly because of the context of the conservative church not holding them back…their nudes are really exceptionally naughty or breaking all the rules because their family and peers aren’t about this life….I blame naught Mormon Julianne Hough for this level of misbehaving….

I guess the power of perversion is stronger than the power of their god….rebels….I guess it’s not overly MORMON, but they say they are so that’s good enough for me.

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2020

06

Jul

Sophie Mudd Bikini of the Day

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I know that Sophie Mudd isn’t that famous, she’s never done anything besides showing her tits on Instagram to get that million or two million pervert followers she can pretend to herself are there for reasons other than her tits, when we all know they are only for her tits….they are so big, almost a liability or a curse or a disability really…

Because with tits like this, you CANNOT be anything but tits, no matter how hard you try, and why would you want to be….America loves tits, even in times of Unrest, becasue even the lowest “tit guy” on the wrung of tit guys won’t be able to stare at these in awe. How do tits this big on a small frame even exist, it doesn’t make sense…

Sophie Mudd is not just MUDD, she’s also, most importantly TITS.

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2020

06

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Pussy Dance of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is bringing out the Disney training moves that you’ll never see from her Audition tape for the MOUSE EAR Perverts, only in that audition tape she’s fully nude, the way the execs like it….perverts….

The High School Musical trash who was early to the nude selfie is looking better than she ever has, I guess it’s the Filipino in her, those Asians age better than the whites, just ask David Suzuki….unless you’re American and have no idea who that motherfucker is….

She’s doing her best stripper dance to trans Nicole Scherzinger’s hit song as a Pussy Cat Doll vegas show girl….while in a slutty bikini because she knows that’s what gets views.

It’s only interesting to see celebrities reduce themselves to thirsty instagram and social media whores like they don’t realize they are above that, or because they know that the audience only cares about sexual things so they have to dive in, and the whole thing works out nicely for us perverts as everything becomes one big only fans porno….

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