Ireland Baldwin the failed instagram model, thanks to losing her fucking mind early in the game, giving her hotter, tighter bodied cousin a go at it, since the hotter, tighter bodied cousin had already lost her virginity at 16 to Beiber….groupie shit…..and was in the social circle with the Hadids and Jenners, because being the third tier on that overpaid instagram cake, is better than being Ireland Baldwin….
I have been making fun of Ireland and her sheer size, she’s some Godzilla looking bitch on the beach, rocking prison tats like some biker dyke you’d find at an all inclusive resort looking for sperm from the locals because she’s ready to make a baby with her lesbian wife and they figure black babies are the right babies for our current climate…
I do like that she’s in her picnic blanket / tablecloth check like she was Ana De Armas, with the matching headband, it shows that the slob put some effort into her outfit, knowing the paid paparazzi were there for her….but I really like her knee cellulite…cuz you know you’re a fit fucking woman when even your knees have cellulite….#ModelBody…..if you’re a fucking monster sized model….
I don’t hate Ireland Baldwin as much as I hate her shitty tattoos, I even feel bad she’s a punchline to every Alec Baldwin joke, but she doesn’t seem to give a fuck, probably the meds she’s on….because she’s out here still trying, badly, sure, but trying nonetheless which is more than I’d be doing if I had a trust fund…I’d be couching it right….maybe living in Bali or some other country Russian whores dominate….this whole 8 year attempt to get famous and to be interesting almost in the same place she started is just sad….which is why I always try to promote her when I see her trying…I feel bad…she deserves more hype considering the hype some of these celeb kids get….
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