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2020

02

Jul

Today in Shower Beers of the Day

In being a misogynist, at least that is what I was labeled by the feminist media (jezebel) back in the 2000s, I am a firm believer that women shouldn’t drink beer.

Don’t get me wrong, I have seen a hot girl have one or two beers here and there, maybe a hot summer day by the pool or when it is appropriate…..and I allow her to have a pass on the whole “girls shouldn’t drink beer” theory I’ve held close to my heart for 30 years….because when a girl is hot, they get the pass.

BUT for the most part, girls who drink beers socially, or at home as their default drink to get drunk on, are girls who look like they drink beer…you know like they have a dick, or should have a dick, more than girls you want to fuck…..I’m talking dumpy, fat, dykey…..it is one of the reasons I don’t frequent Irish pubs, the girls in there LOOK like guys who drink beer…and I’m not into that….

HOWEVER, if the girl is hot enough, she gets a pass, just don’t be too into beer ladies, because as far as I’m concerned that qualifies as “identifying as a dude”…making you a tranny fuck who just needs to get back on her Testosterone treatment to complete the growing the clit out to be a bigger dick that I have – which wouldn’t be all that hard…literally…and figuratively…

These Shower Beer are Not to be Confused with Madison Beer.

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2020

02

Jul

Emma Roberts Miscarriage of the Day

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Does this mean that Emma Roberts had a miscarriage?

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2020

02

Jul

Camila Mendes Ass in Leggings of the Day

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My friend Steve is an obsessive Riverdale Fan, all he ever does is talk to me incessantly about Riverdale, I think he even got the Archie Comics logo tattooed on his chest…..

He gives me all the Riverdale updates and apparently, the entire cast of Riverdale is going down for “Sexual Assault”….because either they were as surprised with the success of the show based on how absolute shit it is, so they took their inflated egos out there to do some raping….or they are doing the mass diversion of “if we have the whole cast accused of sexual assault, it will deflate the actual sexual assault case against an actual sexual assaulter, because the masses will just assume it was all an elaborate prank….there is strength in solidarity, so if one of the team goes down, take down the entire team, so that the one who actually did the crime, is eclipsed by the whole group going down…..clever way to save an entitled rich fuck but more importantly to save their whow….this #metoo shit is real…..annoying…but not as annoying as Riverdale…

THAT SAID, the stars of the show are all dogpound ugly, I haven’t galled a girl a dog in a while, I haven’t “Woofed” at an ugly bitch walking by me in at least 20 years, I usually just default to calling them “CUNTS”….but the cast of the show, real unattractive, which makes a shit show even worse and this dumpy ass midge is Veronica…or at least there to ruin the memory of the Veronica you grew up reading and fantasizing about….there is nothing hot about her, not even in THICK ass leggings…designed to give her ass some more shape….

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2020

02

Jul

Jennifer Aniston’s Figured Out How to Avoid Looking 100 of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston is doing what I’ve been saying all women should do because there’s a lot of ugly ass faced bitches out there who could use a mask or two to cover up…

The mask, the brown paper bag of the new era, where asking a girl to wear a brown paper bag to offset her butterface is replaced with “HEALTH AND WELLNESS” options..

I know what you’re thinking, “Jesus, why ruin a perfectly good paper bag when you can just fuck the girl from behind with her head pressed into a pillow”….to which I say…not all women you see on the streets are in a position to get fucked up the ass or vaginally…from behind with you…so for their own benefit…use the face mask…the perfect excuse to cover half your old, tired, expired face…

90 percent of the anti-masking women protesting for their right to grocery shop….the “karens’….could use a fucking mask…then there’s 90 percent of the anti-maskers who probably have botox, fillers, and other bullshit to jack themselves up…from facial treatments to make-up….which is really just a mask in and of itself too…so bitches aren’t really against wearing those masks, they just think they are, because women as a general rule are bullshit and believe their own lies and inconsistencies…hypocrites…

Either way, Aniston is in a mask, she’s 100 so a mask does her good…I have no idea why she cropped out her signature hard nipples from Network TV in the 90s, maybe she didn’t have time to put the prosthetics that made her relevant in the first place…you know her “clown nose” that we can agree is the best clown nose ever.

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2020

02

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Greasy Facial of the Day

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Bella Thorne may be a hot set of tits that has manipulated the media industry thanks to a drive to win that her mom groomed her into having as she was the best shot they had at getting out of living in a van like the ghetto Florida trash from a broken home they are, and make it in AMerica…..and with that drive to win she ended up being trained by the top trainers at Disney, who really broke down how you work the whole being a puppet to your advantage, by connecting and manipulating your fans aggressively….

It really all comes down to money, fame can be bought, especially on the internet, and when fame is bought, the idiot followers have no idea, they are just conditioned to buy into anything the person pushes on them.

When TV and FILM was dying, but still that stamp of approval needed to problem or at least give meaning to her Instagram handle, she knew to target influencers, be edgy and be real, so people think she’s not some contrived puppet, but rather one of them, even though they are contrived puppets too….

Not that any of that matters, it was just something smart that was done with her brand to make her relevant, to get her cast in more movies looking for a younger crowd, because the world is a bunch of clout chasers….

So hot tits, good body, or not she’s consistently had a wrecked face that should make you sick, unless you’re an acne scar fetishist….so looking at her and her half nakedness always looked shiny, or slimy, or greasy as fuck…..

Here she is reaffirming what we already knew, that she’s a greasy fucking bitch…so greasy she goes to a greasy face specialist to suck the grease out of her face….and her’s that whole experience….unfortunately….but a fetish to some.

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2020

02

Jul

Solid Fucking Argument and Other Videos of the Day

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Guy VS Dude Who Hit Him on the Highway

Lady Pulls Gun on a Black Chick

Annoying Girl Gets Masked Pierced into her Ear

Karen at Costco

This makes the cause look great – doesn’t it..

I wonder why white people are scared of black people now..

I wonder why white people are scared of black people part 2

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

02

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I want to get ahead of this Ghislaine Maxwell story because I am an investigative journalist with a huge media company…they call me Pucker Martinez but my adopted mom isn’t the Heiress to the TV Dinner empire….so yeah,..I want to get ahead of the story and say Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself…

That said, I made a “joke” and I use “quotes” because I don’t know if my jokes are actually jokes due to my autism, but joke is a good catch all….even if it isn’t funny….but I made a joke about how Karen is basically the “n-word” to white bread suburban middle of the road women in athleisure-wear and that I wondered when the misogyny fighters would start a campaign saying that calling a Karen a Karen is essentially racism towards white women, which this woke culture won’t like…but seem to like because they all share on their feeds….despite it HIGHLIGHTING like their make-up tutorials they watch on YOUTUBE…that WOMEN are fucking mental…crazy bitches who need to be contained, caged and this whole freedom for women thing or equality for women thing clearly can’t ever happen because women are nuts…

Well, I checked out twitter and saw that a bunch of comedians and shit were reposting some Karen activist who said Karen is the N-Word for white women who shop at whole foods, or trader joes, and that it is misogynist, sexist….anti-woman….and I was like “exactly”….women are nuts…even fighting Karen or comparing K-words to N-Words is proof of how nuts they are….you should have never allowed them to vote!

As it turns out it’s a prison rape situation, where you can’t make rape jokes unless it is prison rape jokes…because we all know white women are fucking entitled bratty nutcases…

I also will never know why women want to fight misogyny, especially when most of them are using their pussies to get ahead, in personal life or in business, or even by selling pics of their pussies on onlyfans….doesn’t that mean they profit on misogyny, love misogyny, because they reduce their worth to their pussy too….misogynists…

Basically, everyone’s a fucking idiot…

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Candice Swanepoel is Hot in a Bikini
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Polish Man Eating Hand Sanitizer
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Antonio Brown Shared a Video of Himself Working Out With Russell Wilson
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Marcela Valladolid Acrobatic and Flexible
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Maroon 5 Bassist Arrested But Not for Being in Maroon 5….
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2020

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The one thing I didn’t consider, because I am not a conspiracy theorist and I don’t really bother reading the news, it’s boring…..but unfortunately impossible to avoid…because everyone is an online social media activist…and even when you don’t go on social media like me….you still manage to hear the bullshit….so that one thing I overlooked is why the rich people in charge are encouraging the protests and the defunding of the police…they want the poor people to think it was their idea…but the reality is a defunded police will still police the low level criminals…the poor people screaming defund the police…the lack of budgets will just mean they won’t be able to investigate or go up against high powered rich people…because when you’re richer than the police force you can say “fuck the police”….they won’t fucking bother trying.

Since rich people are all perverts who get their pervert hands in the cookie jar of women around the world who if rubbed the wrong way will cry rape…having a defunded police means getting their hands in the cookie jar and eating it too…

I realize that’s not an expression, but you get what I’m saying…the rich rapists who think they are invincible will be able to get off more….

So thanks to some MEMES it is all so obvious…

It’s almost like how they
DUFUNDED THE SCHOOL System all those years ago making you all a bunch of retards who only know how to make decisions based on marketing messages brands feed you……that was the start of “keep our people dumb”….only to get dumber….while keeping them comsumers to keep the economy rockin with all the unecessary shit people like the Kardashians tell them to buy!

GOOD TIMES….it’s Canada Day…jerk off with Maple Syrup in our honor…but just not Aunt Jemima syrup, that’s racist…

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Brian Austin Green Moving on Up by Going for Courtney Stodden in the Hot Tub
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Sailor Brinkley Topless in a Thong
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Instagram Model Claims Saints DB Chauncey Gardner-Johnson Pointed a Gun at Her
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Old Polish Man Drinking Hand Sanitizer
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Maroon 5 Bassist Arrested and Not for Being Maroon 5 Bassist
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Shay Mitchell Big Cleavage
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Danielle Vasinova – Hard Nips
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Irina Shayk’s Sheer Bra
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Dude Drops 100 Pounds in a Year
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Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence and His Girlfriend Marissa Mowry Hit the Beach
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Dude Makes a Cool Off Road E-Bike for his Paralyzed Wife
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Phoebe Combs is Nude
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Hot Samara Weaving Getting Fit
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Gina Carano Vows to Start an All Nude Protest After Instagram Removed Her Topless Pic
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Cyclone in Brazil
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Alyssa Milano in Black Face!
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What Happens at a Glass Recycling Factory….
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Larsen Thompson in a Bodysuit
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Cam Newton is Already Working Out With His New Patriots Teammates
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Saving Multiple Vehicles on the Beach
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Ne-Yo Realizes How Expensive Divorce is – Gets Back with Wife
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The Girl Who Can’t Fill her Gas – One More Time
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Darya Melnikova Nude in a Magazine
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Joey King’s Got Abs
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Paul George’s Girlfriend is Doing a Great Job Pimping Swimwear
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Monarch Butterfly Swarm is Cool
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Tinashe in a Pink Latex Bra
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Halsey’s Cottage-Core Life
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Guy Who Sucker-Punched Eagles TE Dallas Goedert Suffered Serious Injuries Too
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Edgy Hipster Nude Shoot
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New Bevis and Butthead Episodes Coming
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Weird Sexual Assualt Case of the Day
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Judi Dench Says TikTok Saved her Life – She Must Be Working for the Chinese
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Bella Hadid Man Face in Swimwear
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Happy Birthday Orgy
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A Bunch of “Funny” Pictures
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Masks on the Beach
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Random Bikini Model
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Courtney Cox in a Mask
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Ireland Baldwin at Urgent Care
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Kylie Jenner Fat Fake Ass – Disgusting
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Hailey Bieber in a Tank Top
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Some Big Titty Chick Stripping by her Car
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Making a Huge Mess
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Sluts in the Great Outdoors
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A Great Big Booty Elevator Exit
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Titties on the Streets
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SLUTS on a Balcony
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Scarlett Playing with her Pussy
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Walmart Stripper Dance
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Naked Maid of the Day
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Amateur Sex Tape with an Ass
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Addison Rae Nipples
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2020

01

Jul

Dua Lipa Bikini Party of the Day

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Dua Lipa is some bullshit and not just because of her stupid fucking name, but because all her hype that generated from YOUTUBE….

I used to give her some positive feedback because she was a new generation trending slut with big enough tits that made some noise when they were braless, which for those of you who don’t know is the STYLE TREND in FASHION….

Then I saw she was fucking the Hadid’s Brother, no not the one that goes by BELLA, the other one who I think goes by ANSWEL EGGPORT or something Hadid who was raised by some Palestinian scammer who got rich in LA and knocked up the HADID mom before divorcing her to focus on his passion, having sex with instagram models he pays the rent for, because he’s a troll looking fuck….but before he did that, he pulled some strings to get his daughters to be trending celebrities for basically doing nothing, not even being hot, because it increased his success rate with the women he would creep on and pay the rent for in some power play that feminists will think the girls were actually in power with…but they weren’t…they’re going on dates with 65 year olds and flirting with them for rent money while rocking over 100k followers on IG..pretty pathetic…not that this is about Hadid Dad or the whores he fucks….this is about DUA LIPA in her care bear bathing suit for the creepy care bear fans….because clearly being on youtube has taught her how to maximize fetishes like the girls who date her boyfriend’s dad….you know manipulate those fetishes for personal gain…

Either way, she’s slutyt, she’s got tits, she wants you to see those tits, but not in full, because that would take her out of the mainstream and put her in onlyfans category, which was the backup plan I am sure, provided this whole popstar thing didn’t pan out….it’s all so stupid.

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2020

01

Jul

Elsa Hosk – Still Hot of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Elsa Hosk, the Swedish Women’s Basketball player who came to America to basically destroy Victoria’s Secret casting at the age of 27, by being like “time to get a hot chick in the mix, fuck all these other trashcans”….because she’s above and beyond the hotness level of their roster of sex workers they pretend are models because it sounds fancier…like how sex worker sounds better than gutter crackwhore sucking dick for the pipe…despite it being essentially the same thing…

What I am saying is that Elsa Hosk is still hot of the Day

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