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Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Jun

Jojo Back in Her Bra and Panties of the Day

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I think it’s important to cross reference these pics of JOJO with her tribute to her dad:

to those who didn’t have a father figure in their life, and to those of us who’s dads are no longer in physical form- I’m sending you a little extra love. these parental holidays can bring up a lot of feelings… if I’m being honest with myself, there has been a little pit in my stomach today. i wish I had more pictures with my dad. Toward the end of his life, he wasn’t in the best condition and we didn’t take many together, nor did we get to see much of each other.

NICE! Dead dad means DADDY issues!

He apparently died at 60 of drug related causes, or at least because of drug use that destroyed his heart.

DOUBLE NICE! Drug Addict Dad means DADDY issues!

I figure it’s safe to assume that any child star is fucked up on all levels, from having moms that are supposed to protect them, throwing them into a TERRIBLE perverted industry, putting them on stage at a young age for a massive amount of people, all in the name of GETTING fucking PAID. Do it for the money, the family, live that American dream built on INSANITY that isn’t really a fucking dream, but you think it is because the MEDIA rapes your mind like it was DANNY MASTERSON….

You get what I am saying here, if COVID quarantine has taught us anything, it’s that everything you’ve ever thought to be true is not true, and moving out on land like a Wild West Gold Prospector of the 1800s after the civil war, you know some real deal Homesteading that any Red Dead Redemption players will agree with, is the fucking answer…..grow your food, hunt your food, rely on your damn self to survive…simple…but confusing how a post about Jojo in her underwear for Rihanna like she was Rihanna’s idol growing up, so Rihanna’s giving her some shine on her comeback seeing as no one really gives a fuck about Jojo even with her big tits….so look at the pics!

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Posted in:Jojo Levesque

2020

Jun

Christina Milian Lingerie of the Day

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The veins on Christina Milian’s tits are from lactation. They call these titty veins “Engorged Breasts” and it’s a fetish to some fucking weirdos who weren’t breast fed as children, you know the kind of motherfucker who sucks his wife tits nightly to keep her lactating far longer than she should, because dude’s a fucking freak who likes being nursed….and probably likes being changed…you diaper soiling fucks…

I don’t give a fuck about Christina Milian or her life of Disney Kid luxury, that turned racy when she released Dip it Low, a video where she basically fucked mud in her underwear at least that’s what I remember happening, I’m not about to google it. She was a one hit wonder 20 years ago, but now that she’s 40, she’s still bringing out the slutty, to make up for all those years she was married and getting song writing credit on pop songs that her husband at the time produced, you know to get the family paid, in what was smart thinking by the husband, because if bitch gets royalties from all his songs, and he still gets his royalties, it’s a fucking double dip win…the record companies…like Beiber’s song BABY pay his alimony…a true hustle.

I don’t mind her massive tits, but in this era of facetune and photoshop I would have recommended erasing the veins…but then it wouldn’t speak to you perverts with your mom fetish…so I guess that wouldn’t workout for you…so be grateful of whatever this big titty in a bra weirdness for a 40 year old is.

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Posted in:Christina Milian

2020

Jun

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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I was over the whole slutty nurse thing, it got boring fast, but I was trying to stay topical.

Most of the nurses weren’t hot, the fact they were running or trying to run Only Fans on the side was offensive to the Health Care profession, you know it cheapened their position as heroes to me, even if most of the time, I consider any girl getting naked on the internet a hero, when it’s in the health care system, or the nudes are from the hospital where people are dying, it’s gross….but a ho is a ho is a ho or whatever the expression….

Since the USA is going through the first wave on crack, not quite the second wave, at least according to the Data, which may or may not be scary to any of you because you just assume that the virus is a myth, or that the government is hyping it up to fuck with you or justify the lockdown they did….but it’s happening, which means nurses still have to work to keep their health insurance, despite moonlighting as whores on the internet, because they have the personality of whores to being with…getting paid to nurture and care for motherfuckers…which I guess is the definition of a whore.

Point being, here are those slutty nurses for the uptake in COVID cases in America for the Summer.

Ultimately, I love sluts, no matter the slut, where she sluts, how she sluts…so long as she’s slutting.

Posted in:NURSES

2020

Jun

Potentially the Actress Cast as Lady Diana Nude Selfie of the Day

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I don’t know where this picture is from or really who this is a picture of.

It is circulating the internet as the actress hired to play Lady Diana in an upcoming biopic that may or may not be for Lifetime, but could be higher profile. Who knows, or cares…

It could just as easily be a picture of a crack whore who just had a rough night of crackwhoring after 4 months off crack whoring because the regular clients are too busy being locked inside with their family to grab that 20 dollar blowjob….despite the crack dens still being open because crackheads don’t like to follow social distancing rules…they need the fuckign crack….crack is recession proof….

No matter who this is, or how hard they are pushing their OnlyFans, they’re looking rough…but that could just be me being judgemental as I try to figure out a hip to waist ratio of 0….does that make her a man? I don’t know.

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2020

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Isn’t black lives matter just a bunch of white people appropriating the perceived black man struggle and making it about them?

Kinda like how trannies appropriate the opposite gender and do their best cosplay of that gender.

Isn’t the “black culture” they claim to be into really just a hollywood version of black culture…based on ignorance…meaning they assume black celebs and athletes they follow are black culture and they assume the black music put out and marketing by white people is black culture…..

So really they are just exploiting black people like the plantation owners?

Only screaming that they aren’t while spray painting “black trans lives matter” on people private residences and apologizing for their privilege. It’s all pretty crazy…

But I guess BLM is on the back burner because MeToo got jealous. She saw girlfriend get all kinds of hype, so she starved herself out for. a few weeks to get rid of that Quarantine body, only to slip into some seductive skirt, because girls are jealous and petty….

Some morning links if it is even morning!!!

Shakira is a Skateboarder
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Master Chef Paige Jimenez in her Lingerie….
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Tom Petty VS Trump
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Taylor Hill Breakfast Fantasy
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Driver Towing Knocked Over Uhaul Trailer
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The Buffet Where You Pay Whatever You Want…and the COVID is Free…
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Guys Feed Seagulls Laxatives – Seagulls Shit on Everyone – Apaprently
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Some Influencer Trying Face Bra….
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Solid Mobile Home Commercial
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Paige Spiranac Bouncing Her Ample Breasts All Over TikTok
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Iconic Music Items Sold – Including 6 Million Dollar Cobain Guitar
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Eagles TE Dallas Goedert Taken to the Hospital After Being Knocked Out Cold in South Dakota Bar
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The Hawaiian Shirt of Face masks!
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Yo, Check Out All These Whores being Whores on Cam
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2020

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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because sometimes a drunk girl would help

Thank god Johnson & Johnson is cancelling skin whitening cream after marketing it to dark skinned people for fucking ever making hundreds of millions off dollars off it, because it was seen as ok, but now…let’s pretend to be woke.

Like racist breakfast brands of pancakes that even in the 70s and 80s we knew was “racist”…this is 35 years ago we knew that Aunt Jemima was based on some slave Mami shit…but in 2020 it’s gotta go because gotta play woke otherwise some rapper will launch BLACK POWER CAKES that will put Jemima out of business…

Then the people tearing down the statues of people who historically were deemed deserving of statues because they lived within the legal parameters at the time, which shouldn’t discount what they accomplished…because by today standards they’d be bad.

It’s some revisionist history…you can’t make jokes about shit without being cancelled, so people now fear making jokes because they so badly don’t want to be cancelled, they have a lifestyle to maintain….you can’t honor or at least showcase historical figures who built the country you’re chilling in….instead of educating and learning how to be better…because that’s not as destructive…

When all this racism shit can be solved by just being reasonable…instead…knee jerk reaction, issue apology, delete the browser history but in real life, post some memes and selfies to show how woke you are, hope no one catches you in your bullshit…fucking nuts…

So go into the weekend by turning off your fucking computer and staring at some tits from 6 feet away…because when all this uprising and noise happens…there is nothing better than suckling up to a titty…even if it’s involves jerking off to a titty because titties don’t like you enough to let you suckle on them…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kim K Perpetuates Fake News!
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Paige Spiranac Bouncing Her Ample Breasts All Over TikTok
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Alison Brie at the Drive In Promoting her New Movie
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Stephanie Marie Brings Fitness Friday!
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Owen Wilson killing it for an Italian soda company – insane –
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3 AM at the 7-Eleven is Nutty
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Jimmy Kimmel Takes Summer Off – Let’s Hope It is Permanent
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Josie Canseco Makes a Strong Case for an Appearance in the Next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
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Good Daschund Wipes It’s Feet Before Going In!
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Hailee Steinfeld Busting Out…
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Katie Waissel Nipple Pokies
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Rat Cow Cameltoe
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J.Lo Back in the Studio
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Lisa Rinna Selling Sunglasses Nude
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UFC Smokeshow Rachael Ostovich Suspended for a Year for Testing Positive for PEDs
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Amber Heard is a Racist
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The Weeknd Lists His 25 Million Dollar House…
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Taco Bell Fires Employee for BLM Mask
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The Girl who Broke Up with Boyfriend over Phone and Went Viral
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Ambyr Childers in a Bikini Top!
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Hot Model Pouring Dairy or Dairy Alternative on Herself
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Patrick Mahomes Getting a Handful of His Girlfriend at the Ozarks
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A Cat and Its Ducklings
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Guy Makes An Amazing Death Star With Cardboard!
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Tinashe Showing Off her Busty Braids
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Model Kristina Makarova Going Greek!
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If 2020 Had a Trailer
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Man Demonstrates A Nice Physics Experiment!
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Model Larsen Thompson in a Cat Suit
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Christina Aguiler is Bringing Sexy back
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All the YouTube Rockets that Failed
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Ashley Graham has a Food Related Injury
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Vie Chidiac is a Nude Model You’ll Be Mad You Never Heard Of
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TOP 5 NUDE CAR WASH SCENES!
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Dude Cleaning the Sewers
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Lizzie Cundy – Tennis Whoring
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Alison Brie at the Drive In
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Ana Ivanovic in a Bikini
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Ashley Greene in Tight Pants
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Ireland Baldwin Braless at GOOD BURGER
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Kristin Cavallari Big Cleavage
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Jamie King – Crackhead
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Charlotte McKInney in Leggings
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Hailey Bieber Getting Face Injections
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Cindy Crawford Old Predator in Jeans
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Megan Fox Being a Whore
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Arianna Grande Midget Legs in Leggings
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Bebe Rexha in a Big Girl Photoshoot
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Ana De Armas Hot Beach Walker
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Girls Just Want to Have Fun
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Great Outdoors Pussy
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Felicia in a Short Skirt
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Cafe Pussy Flash
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Hot Golfer Strips Naked!
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Hot Reddit Amateurs
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Hailee Steinfeld Booty Pics
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Traffic Twerking 1
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Traffic Twerking 2
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Pierced Nipples
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17 Shitty Days
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Hot Masturbating Girl
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Denise Milani Throwback Tits
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Wrong Holes 2020
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Hulla Girl with the Big Booty
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The Craziest Labia Ever
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Just an Amateur Putting it in her Ass
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2020

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Brought The Titties Out to Dinner of the Day

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When Vanessa Hudgens isn’t being an annoying armchair activist, behind the computer or her social media feed you know she’s not actually running and if she is, it’s because people are feeding her things to say, she’s not out there researching anythng she’s pushing…

Not to mention, it’s hard to take anyone seriously when they are uploading pics of black people they know, or reposting blackstories like they can relate to anyone other than celebs…like this bitch is down to earth or knows what REAL life for people is…get the fuck out of here…

So from her rich person home, while living a rich person life all these years since her family sold her off to Disney…she’s got a MESSAGE of change for all of ya….

That message is not the garbage she spews on social, but instead that she’s got tits…and she’s got them out going to dinner with her mom, a FILIPINO woman pretty fresh off the boat…who barely speaks english and when she does she sounds like a Nanny or maid….maybe that would be more a concern or cause….

They are masked up, but fearless of the COVID because there are bigger issues at hand…like Black Lives Matter…which is her entire feed that you can assume, since she’s a corporate whore, owned by disney that it’s just an extension of what they are telling her to do….

Because this is the same bitch who complained that covid would get in the way of Coachella, you know a vapid fucking cunt pretending!

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She was also out in leggings, where she pulled her mask down to let you know who she is.

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2020

Jun

Assholes Behind Thongs Because Assholes are the Gateway to the Soul of the Day

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The asshole is the trendiest of body part with the millennials, I assume because they don’t have actual genitals anymore with all that Trans shit they deal with on the daily, you know it’s hard out there for lazy entitled fucks with no real struggles in their cushy internet lives to really have purpose in life….

But the asshole, it’s the universal body part that can be filled, that is genderless, and where you shit from.

A pussy pic isn’t complete without the asshole in it, you know so you know it’s real…and homosexuality can’t exist without an asshole, otherwise it’s just blowjobs and interior design….

So girls of the internet post pics of their assholes on the regular, sometimes as it peeks out of their thong, which is my favorite kind of asshole pic being shared to the internet….because the asshole is the gateway to the soul, so be happy it’s trendy.

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2020

Jun

The Jokes Write Themselves of the Day

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Two crackhead bitches…looking nice and rough in their 40s…

This is Jamie King, the heroin addict who survived the 90s, even though her boyfriend at the time didn’t who according to her divorce papers is still a fucking junkie, because once a junkie always a fucking Junkie…

She is hanging out with Selma Blair, another psychotic low level celebrity from our younger years who had some hype around her, who is pretending she has MS, or at least playing up the MS, looking all WONKY legged because if you have an ailment, you gotta exploit the ailment for sympathy, brand deals, a marketing hook…you know being a garbage person requires work.

Together, they are walking out of somewhere looking like some crackheads who just scored a bottle of booze from sucking some parking lot dick….only they are “celebrities….which in and of itself is hilarious.

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Posted in:Jaime King|Selma Blair

2020

Jun

Nude Hipster Chunk of the Day

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I call this shoot “the actual models aren’t into shooting with the photographer so he takes what he can get”…..because I imagine this played out like this….

Dude decides he likes taking pics of nude girls cuz it’s popular, trendy and puts him in a position of power amongst the girls who get nude as they turn to him for direction and support as he is the one capturing them….

Dude buys a nice camera to make him look like he is a legit photographer and watches hours of youtube tutorials on how to use a camera.

Dude offers his services to any girl he sees online modeling nude, hoping they can collaborate so that they both grow their social medias with these free photoshoots.

Girls don’t fuck with dudes with no followers, because they want followers, unless they are starving for content and need some shit for the feed….

Fat girl comes a long and is like “I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life”….the time that the skinny hot chicks aren’t available but the need to get naked on camera because FAT SHAMING IS OVER and BODY POSITIVITY is in…allowing them to experience that real girl experience.

So photographer, eager to shoot any nude girl, finds what he is looking for and this magic ensues.

That’s not to say the girl is overly fat, or overly ugly, it’s just to say…everyone’s a fucking model getting naked now…no discrimination….and I guess big horny girls need smut for their online dating app profiles!!

The truth is, she looks exactly like Kylie Jenner looks to me….so maybe there’s hope…

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