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2020

18

Jun

Lily Rose Depp Bra and Cankles of the Day

I’ve been saying that Lily Rose Depp’s got some gnarly fucking cankles and not gnarly in a “totally gnarly” surfer bro in the 80s kind of way, but gnarly in a fat old lady you see at the diner everyday having her bacon and eggs breakfast followed by a piece of chocolate cake despite her diabetes cuz she doesn’t give a fuck about no diabetes she’s been ready to die for the last 20 fucking years, plus she’s got the compression socks to help with the pain…

It’s like Lily Rose Depp has two distinct bodies, this tiny upper body that I guess she keeps feet like a power walker, and this terrifying midget legged cankle body lower half….I mean she’s still Johnny Depp’s daughter, and as someone who is TEAM JOHNNY and has been since before he even got with Amber Heard becasue it was clear to me how much of an opportunistic cunt she is….she’s still hot, but those cankles man, too badk they don’t have filler injections or other techniques all these whores ue on their face to offset this cankle situation, which to me is a VERY serious situation because cankles ruin hotness everyday.

Just be happy they aren’t purple and discolored yet.

Maybe she should look into only wearing pants…

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2020

18

Jun

Choose Your Camgirl of the Day

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Personally, I like to choose my cam girls at CAMALLSTARS because they pay me….

But this is a clever video of a girl, probably a cam girl, doing her best version of the various Cam Girls you can get, while possibly being all of those cam girls, when pretending she’s not, because she’s categorizing them, mass generalizing them, which in this woke era could be seen as racist….but then again, this bullshit racist fighting bunch of idiots are also the most compartmentalized group of “I am these 18 labels and don’t call me her, my pronound is THEM”….which from where I’m standing is fucking inconsistent..

Good thing I’m only here for the laughs and the the tits!

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2020

18

Jun

Drunk Guy Gets Firewood and Other Videos of the DAy

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Officer McMuffin

Dude with Really Big Feet

Girl on a One Wheel Fail

92 Year Old Getting Punched!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

18

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder what the ratio is when it comes to hot girls VERSUS fat ugly girls when it comes to eating ass…

I feel like the fatties are more inclined to eat ass because it involves eating…plus the fat ugly girls know they are fat and ugly so they put more effort in….it used to be that I THOUGHT the fat and ugly were just eager, like waiting on the sidelines, ready for their big day, fucking like they will never fuck again, to bring it….but i think it’s just that the fat know they are fat and try harder….while hot chicks are like “why bother” they get everything they want with less effort…

But then I remember the young people are all obsessed with anus, so maybe hot chicks eat ass too…but I still like to think it’s a fat chick thing…

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Going to Bed with Camila Alves McConaughey!
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Kara Del Toro Bikini Try On
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Rachel Bush Dropped an Incredible Video on TikTok of Herself Exiting a Pool in Slow Motion
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Actors Get Paid Too Much – Portlandia Star is Selling her 2 Million Dollar Home…Get the Fuck Out of Here
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The Biggest Parkour Fails of 2016…Because That’s How Current We Are Here
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Bald Eagle Steals Fish From Line And Takes The Whole Line Too!
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Kobe’s Pilot Completely Confused Before Crash
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How Hot Dogs are Made
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2020

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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When I was young, I worked a lot of really shitty menial jobs. Do young people still work menial jobs, or are they just selling nudes…why work a shitty minimum wage job to build character when you can take one pic of your asshole a day after your shower and be set for the rest of the day and make 10 times that amount. I get why sex work is appealing to a morally void, totally disconnected while being over connected generation…

It’s pretty funny that in this selfie generation, where everyone stares at themselves, making content around themselves about themselves, yet totally lack self all awareness, you’d think if you were looking at yourself all day, you’d realize a bit about yourself….instead these idiots are saying they care, when they don’t care, but they think they care…it’s all smoke and mirrors and other idiots hyping them up….attention craving the focus….and all I have to say about this is fuck them all right in the pooper.

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Josephine Skriver Bikini Top with her Dog!
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Hottest Nude Model You’ll See Today
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Pastor Calls Slavery A “Blessing” For White People!
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Weird Illusion Artist Uses her Face as a Canvas
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Keanu Reeves is auctioning a date with him for cancer charity
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Josephine Skriver in a Sports Bra
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This is How Hot Dogs are Made
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Man Eats His Hot Dog In One Swallow!
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Happy Dog Jumping Because He’s Happy About his Walk
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Olivia Culpo’s Underboob on her Balcony
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Someone Turned All of the SEC Head Coaches into Women and the Thread is Hilarious
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Why Does “The Mandalorian” Use Virtual Sets Instead Of A Green Screen?
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Busty Paige Spiranac Revealed That She Doesn’t Wear Underwear When She Golfs
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Adriana Lima is 39!
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Brielle Biermann’s Huge Booty in a Bikini
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Mama June spent $2500 a day on Meth
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This Package Thief Is The Biggest Idiot!
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A Honest Briefing On All Brands Using The “Black Lives Matter” As A Marketing Strategy
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Inka Williams is Back with a Booty Shot
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Walking Dead star introduces trans son to the world
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The Gardener That Grows Huge Vegetables!
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Bald Eagle Steals Fish From Line And Takes The Whole Line Too!
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Heat Rookie Tyler Herro Landed Himself an Instagram Model Girlfriend During Quarantine
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Kristen Stewart to Play Princess Diana – Weird
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33 Shitty Days
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2020

17

Jun

Elsa Hosk’s Hot Basketball Playing of the Day

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I have been saying that HOT as fuck ELSA HOSK, the late to the game Victoria’s Secret who spent the earlier part of her life in what they are saying was a player on the Female Swedish Basketball team, in what I assume was just a PORNO series or a lie, because Swedish girls are known to be hot, playing basketball, as a bikini and lingerie model, which as far as I’m concerned even if it isn’t a porn series is a porn series…since everything is porn if you’re perverted enough.

I just assumed it was a lie, a marketing hook because we never saw her play, well, here she is playing, my Elsa Hosk basketball fetish model dreams thwarted yet fulfilled.

Looking good HOSK…now let’s get some Meatballs in your Volvo after building an IKEA chair to break while jerking off to her pics…you know keeping the Swedish Women’s Basketball Porn dream alive…

She’s good for a 31 year old…hot fucking girl…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2020

17

Jun

McKayla Maroney American Hero Nipple of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is an American hero that I am sure Chris D’Elia was a fan of when she was at her most famous, because she was about 16 at the time. In fact, the whole world took interest in her when she was winning gold in the Olympics, back when she basically became a meme and for all the years following that moment, she was sexualized, no one gave a fuck that she was young and she just fed into it with her bikini pics…then the whole raped by that Gymnast doctor thing happened, she took a cash settlement, went radio silent because she got a lot of hate for taking the money, seeing as the damage was already done, and really her parents are to blame for letting dude finger his team, you know finger in vagina his team, when they had totally unrelated injuries….but stage parents aren’t all into turning their kids into Disney Kid commodities, some are into Olympics and they do whatever it takes at the expense of their kids….pretty fucking gross….like if I had a kid and any doctor was trying to do anything with their genitals…there would be issues…so I clearly, Maroney has shit parents.

That said, she comes back here and there with her fat gymnast ass, flexibility and now nipples because she’s thicker, older and still someone raised on porno, rap videos and social media…so here’s your American Hero titty.

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2020

17

Jun

Andrew Kuykendall’s Hot Hollywood Party the Day

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Last time I posted some Andrew Kuykendall pics, I said that my claim to fame was hooking this photographer Andrew Kykendall up with a porn star to collaborate on some photos…never to hear from either of them again. I’m a connector, left in the dark connector and that’s ok….my claim to fame is probably nothing to do with linking this photographer up with a pornstar, that’s just one of the many amazing things this multi-faceted hero has done….I haven’t kept track but I’ve helped make dreams come true, just none of my own.

That said, Andrew Kuykendall is pretty bold, being a straight photogrpaher doing photos you’d expect a straight photographer to do 3-4 years ago before the #metoo movement made the instagram dudes run from instagram, their tail between their legs, because they were only taking pics to see pussy, it was a power play, hence the #metoo

But if you own your shit, don’t surrender to the media hype, you can just cruise through getting girls naked in pictures, because we are in a time where more girls are getting naked daily, so if you have a camera, you should be on the front lines of that.

It is the SLUTTIEST of times right now, everyone fucking naked, dive in…despite all the whining feminists crying rape because they got drunk one night, or are mad because a man told them to “Smile” which is apparently man-splaining and derogatory….while bitch posts her asshole to instagram…nuts.

Posted in:Photoshoot

2020

17

Jun

Girls Who Smoke Weed Wednesday of the Day

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The site may be called DrunkenStepfather, but I know that Alcohol is poison no matter how addicted I may be to it. It’s like a smoker who keeps smoking knowing it causes cancer…we’re all going to die someday might as well make our time here fun until our livers scar up and we accidentally shit it out one day…..

So DrunkenStepfather or not, I’m all about anything that fucks us up and takes us out of this state of sober, at least anything but prescription pills…I don’t trust the evil corporations….but I do trust a fucking plant…

The idea that HUMANS banned a fucking plant because when you smoke it, it relaxes you, lets you fucus, gets rid of your chronic pain, relaxes all your muscles…is the real fucking crime in America…not that America was build on slavery or that the slaves still exist as prison workers…but that a fucking plant anyone can grow over the course of 16 weeks has flowers you can dry and smoke and get all these amazing HEALTH benefits from….is banned…is just proof that big business is evil…they want you on their meds, they want you on their opiates that were totally legal, they want you in their healthcare system…they don’t want you taking holistic approaches to life….fucking MENTAL.

I’m sure weed will eventually be legalized in the USA, anyone contesting it is a fucking racist and a fucking idiot who could probably benefit from smoking weed, and even if you hate the stuff because it makes your girlie pussy have a panic attack….you’ll appreciate some hot chicks with weed…..the way NATURE intended….you fucking idiots.

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Posted in:Weed

2020

17

Jun

Hot Black Girls Matter of the Day

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I don’t know this models name but we won’t call her Aunt Jamima, because Aunt Jamima is cancelled and that would be racist.

I am posting her because she’s hot in her lingerie and not because she’s black because I don’t give a fuck about race or religion, which despite the woke people saying that in and of itself is racist, is not actually racist….

Where as celebs, UBER EATS and every other site and platform is posting shit only because it is black, that’s racist.

The idea of acknowledging people as people regardless of what they look like is just being a decent human….and I am not a decent human and I hate all other humans, or used to hate all other humans, I’ve grown indifferent….

So if a shitty fuck like me doesn’t care about race, I’ll assume a lot of other people don’t care about race, but the media are doing this whole other fucking narrative and the celebs are being paid to back it and it’s all so fucking dumb and pretty much racist in and of itself…where black people are just being used as pawns to divide the nation…

I’ve been jerking off to black chicks since I was a pubescent boy with access to National Geographic. They are hot….so what comes down to is hot chicks are hot chicks no matter how tan that pussy is….and I’m a fan of all going on here, especially them titties…

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