Heather Graham’s 50 year old bikini body went viral earlier in the week because she posted a badly photoshopped selfie where her hair looked like it was painted on, or on some barbie made of plastic kind of kick….but as it turns out the paparazzi version of the pics aren’t as bad as I’d expect, I mean she’s still a sloppy titty, 50 year old with a ass that looks like it is melting, and a belly that looks like it’s early pregnancy, which is impossible because of menopause…the hottest shit around for dudes into old ladies you can’t knock up.
She still looks “alright” I guess, but I am a believer that some fitness could do her body some good, even at 50 tap into that higher testosterone and make some muscles…at least in her ass…I mean what the fuck else does she do all day besides being a rich celebrity….clearly…a lazy rich celebrity…
All this to say, she doesn’t deserve the hype she got, I think the internet is a terrible breeding ground of over encouraging people too many “your great girl”…or “looking amazing”….or “so fucking hot”….and not enough “PUT ON A ONE PIECE YOU OLD SLOPPY FUCK”…because if you wrote “PUT ON A ONE PIECE YOU OLD SLOPPY FUCK”….instagram would ban you…even if what you are saying is truth and they pretend to care about truth as they have fake news fact checking software running….
Here’s a 50 year old sack of shit you once jacked off to….
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