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2024

23

Apr

January Jones Brings the Bikini Attention Seeking of the Day

I don’t know if January Jones has been actively keeping up her shameless bikini content despite being in her 40s, I don’t use social media because it represents all that is bad in society and I prefer to not be reminded of that….plus when you generally hate all people, it doesn’t really make sense to see people embarrassing themselves for attention unless you need a reminder of why you hate people, which I don’t.

Even with all the self produced slutty content being uploaded, I can’t bring myself to it, I just prefer sitting in this weird corner of the internet with you, story telling like we’re two drunk friends at the bar when everyone else is at work thanks to laziness, unemployment and degeneracy, where I don’t hear anything you say, because I am not listening. In other words, a perfect union.

Anyway, Jones, January Jones, if that’s her real name is clearly an actress who only exists because she had big tits, they put her in some things, one of those things was a hit show, she hasn’t done much since, but when you strike gold once, why bother doing it again, especially when you also got knocked up by a man who is forced to pay child support every month, even if he has never been identified.

Like many old ladies, single moms, attention seekers with tits, she realizes that the showing off of her tits is good for business, which is why she does it….not as often as she probably should since she’s not getting any younger, but she’s still at it…and to her fans, because these tits have fans, that’s important because they celebrate her tits and need updated content to do that, and by celebrate, I mean jerk off to them.

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2024

23

Apr

Anna Matthews is the Instagram Of The Day

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Anna Matthews is the kind of woman who really likes her ass, so much that 90 percent of her content is around her round ass, all oiled up and pretty exposed….like some college kids on a field trip after a few too many beers mooning each other like a bunch of fags, only her ass is lady ass, which makes her mooning better to jack off to.

She should have a CHEEKED UP ACCOUNT , you know, sell that booty right, but instead it’s just all over instagram, which is the publicly traded porn site of a generation thanks to Zuck being more than just a cuck, but also a pervert into pageviews!!

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

23

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Seduces the Cake of the Day

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Apparently, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley celebrated her 37th birthday on April 18th and posted the pics of her in a very tight dress seductively blowing out the candle on her cake, like she was about to finish it off in her mouth, which is always a nice way to approach blowing anything.

I am a big fan of Huntington-Whiteley and I’ve loved her tits throughout her career, mainly because they felt like they were very high society British, far too Posh for the simpleton like me, which makes the tits feel far more premium quality.

I have always packaged her as a bald man lover, bringing a beacon of hope to bald men everywhere, because she’s been with Statham for decades, however, I’ve seen Statham movies and he’s a cool bald guy who balances out the baldness, so you bald losers have no hope in finding a hottie like this, but maybe at the hairloss support group, some fat chick with thyroid issues who lost all her hair will find your baldness endearing or relatable.

I don’t know if the fancy Huntington-Whiteley, I mean even her name sounds like a racist country club or private bank I’m not allowed into, but I don’t know if the dress is see through, but with tits like hers which she’s shown off in a very classy way all these years, it probably is and because of her level of sophistication, it’s hardly as desperate or pathetic or sad as the other old ladies showing off their tits for attention, but maybe I just feel that way because I like this one….

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2024

23

Apr

Sydney Sweeney’s Upside Down Titty Hangers of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is one of the most popular actresses Hollywood has packaged and created and it’s definitely got nothing to do with her acting skills, it’s 99% to do with the viral appeal of her tits and that’s fine with me.

In this era where they all get mad about being sexualized and reduced to their tits, we need Sydney Sweeney types to really excel and climb the ranks of celebrity to prove that clearly objectifying a set of tits is human nature and the girl who owns the tits can benefit greatly from said tits.

It’s the ultimate shut the fuck up to the feminist and woke crowd who try to go against the natural order of the world, maybe because they are atheists and don’t believe in a natural order of the world, or they are LGBTQRST+ and don’t believe in the natural order of the world, or they are just annoying college nerds who think their sociological theories are right….either way, Sydney Sweeney’s tits shut them up…

Now, with great tits comes great responsibility, and girl get hated on from every angle because of the great tits. She can’t satisfy the feminists she proves wrong, and she makes the men who she doesn’t fuck look to her dopey face to say “she’s not all that hot”…but with a body like she’s got, bitch could be a burn victim with NO FACE and we’d still be excited to stare at her…

So ugly, talentless, whatever you want to call her, I see Sweeney as hope of a titty obsessed culture embracing their titty obsession again, and shutting up all the BORING haters…

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2024

23

Apr

Heidi Klum in a Sheer Outfit for Tiesto of the Day

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Tiesto is one of those old timer DJs who has been around since they invented DJs, likely in his mid 60s and someone I always thought was a weird draw at a club, because he was so fucking old. The groupies didn’t care, obviously, dude makes 1,000,000 dollars per show and doesn’t look like he’s 60, but seeing those old guys at the club was definitely weird….

Things are getting weirder now as a generation of sluts start to age out and don’t really know how to handle themselves, like Heidi Klum, who you know got some dick along the way as a model turned Victoria’s Secret model in an era when taking dick was how you got the job. She’s even got a bunch of kids to prove her pussy eats sperm even back when it wasn’t menopausal.

So now you’ve got the old guy DJ and the Old DJ Whore model who parades around with her tits exposed, despite being a professional TV host now, and it all feels like a 55+ community gone wrong, or gone right, depending on how you want to look at it….

I mean I’m all for looking at old whores levelling up the whoring because they can, despite being old and rich, that’s just motivation to keep it up.

It just makes for a weird party.

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2024

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Every time a homeless motherfucker comes up and hassles me for money, which is funny, since the homeless guy probably has far more money than I do….internet blogging’s not really a lucrative ART FORM….unless you sell your concept as a movie or TV series, which lucky for us, I never had the opportunity to do….but yeah, every time a homeless motherfucker asks me for change, I think about how brilliant BUM FIGHTS was as a concept and how badly that needs to comeback the more and more insane the homeless get…put them to work, earn their keep and the hot ones, not that there are many hot ones…throw them into porn. CHEAP labor willing to do fun things in a world of shameless content production. SOLID…..make Bum Fights Great Again.

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2024

22

Apr

Topless Celine Dion Grabbing her Stiff Person Tit of the Day

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Celine Dion is a National Icon up in these parts, so it is in the patriotic interest that we all collectively jerk off the the old as shit skeleton woman who has made our French Canadian nation proud.

It’s just one of those things you can’t think too much about and just have to commit to, without asking about her weird “Stiff Person” disease that she apparently had to cancel her tour because of.

You can’t think too much about her manager turned husband who created the icon after mortgaging his house and buying her from her family at 14 years old, which in Quebec years is old enough to sell off because it puts a strain on the farm trying to feed her.

You can’t think too much about how old and terrifying and weird she is, the skinny French Canadian robot woman who has managed to win the hearts of everyone with her broken english songs…..

You just have to remember she’s a Quebec woman to her core, hence the tits being pulled out, it’s kinda something they tend to do…it’s a passionate society of sluts.

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2024

22

Apr

Mila Azul is Naked of the Day

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Mila Azul is a hot nude model on one of the longest lasting nude model platforms of our time. CHECK THEM OUT HERE

She is a reminder of a time when hot girls were cast to be in nude shoots and it seemed special because no one was doing it at the time.

Plus, most hot chicks were satisfied being hot and not as enterprising in trying to hustle their hotness through nude shoots, so coming across a nude hot chick was meaningful.

In the selfie era it’s made it more mainstream, but it’s also more desperate and less special, but ultimately, still nude, which is what it’s about…

But I’m into seeing nude girls in photoshoots, not selfies, because I am old and that’s why I’m into these pics of MILA AZUL

Check out her galleries HERE and HERE

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Posted in:Nude Model

2024

22

Apr

Isa Buscemi is the Instagram Of The Day

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You can tell by this chick’s face that she’s clearly Steve Buscemi’s face, so she’s probably his daughter.

I’m sure that’s probably one of the bigger insults you can say to a woman who’s last name is Buscemi.

You can use it in the event you meet a chick named Buscemi as a negative hit that will offend her without knowing if you were being offensive to her, since Steve Buscemi’s face is terrifying, but it hasn’t really got in the way of his success, if anything it’s contributed to it…plus everyone likes being compared to famous people, even the ugly ones because fame is status and the top of our cast system.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

22

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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The medical workers of the internet who get naked in scrubs because it’s apparently a fetish, makes me wonder about the medical industry, because it is seemingly a serious industry, until seeing that all the medical workers just get fucking naked all day on the job.

I realize that nudity isn’t a bad thing, but that when it comes to me dealing with a medical facility, I’d probably be more inclined to wanting a nurse who doesn’t spend her shift taking butt hole pics, at least for someone else, because when it comes to my health or lack of health the only hope I have is being treated by slutty internet butthole showing nurses…..