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2020

21

May

Ireland Baldwin Sports Bra of the Day

Ireland Baldwin brought out the titties, because she’s got titties, when you’re 300 pounds that sort of comes with the territory..and that’s 300 pounds without all her daddy issue baggage…..

So standing at 6 feet tall, now pretending to do fitness, because it’s good for her mental case crazy girl, in and out of rehab anxiety….she delivers some flexibility work that you know she’s doing to make you think of what it’s like to get fucked by an amazonian like this….

The good news is that her 300 pounds are evenly distributed making for a proportionate body to stare at.

I do like to judge women based on their looks, it brings me pleasure…but i prefer to judge them from their ass and pussy being hugged by skimpy bike shorts…

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2020

21

May

Olivia Munn Pantless of the Day

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Olivia Munn posted a pantsless picture of herself because she’s Olivia Munn, one of those bulldozer type of famous people like that Teigen pig, who just bulldozed her way into any sort of spotlight and managed to stay there for a while, all while knowing she’s not a legit celeb, or not a legit actress, but rather a scam.

Probably not on the surface though, these idiots are so delusional and consistently told how great they are by the SIMP PUSSY WHIPPED fucked, but eventually their reckoning will come and they will know deep in their soul just how fucking bootleg bargain basement off-brand Great Value version of what good celeb pussy is.

Throw her in the trash, or the trailer parks where she belongs…

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2020

21

May

Idiot Girl Sipping Drinks and Putting the Back and Other Videos of the Day

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Farmer Dresses his Tree in Bras.

People were really craving McDonald’s

Girl Reunited with Puppy After COVID Kept them Apart

4 Men in a Paint Fight

Just a Guy Playing Snooker

Man Opens Grandfather’s Palace after 50 Years – Lots of Crazy Cars.

Package Thief Tricked!

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2020

21

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The things people complain about on social media, from conspiracies, 5G phones, always going back to Politics…it’s no wonder everyone is on Anti-Depressants. The only fun you have is making a Facebook AVATAR of yourself, instead of just using your real self, because why use you’re real self…when your real self doesn’t fucking exist beyond your social media.

You’d think the pandemic would make people figure out what is important, what it is to be human, instead you post a meme about some random thing and it turns into a TRUMP fight, while I am in CANADA.

Everyone needs to lighten the fuck up….

That said? Does anyone have a 5G phone? Let me see your FB Avatar? Get mad at memes because of TRUMP….and be policed and controlled by the people of social media telling you what to think, cancel, and accept….instead of relying on your damn self….we’re all in this alone, not together, together is a construct of bullshit to pretend you aren’t alone….but remember there’s nothing wrong with being alone….but there is a lot wrong with being an angry fuck on social media…fuck social media…go back to watching porn and keeping your opinion to your damn self.

Here are some morning links…

Kate Beckinsale Cleaning in Heels
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Kendall Jenner to Repay the $90k She Got Paid from Fyre Fest
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Twitch’s Deer Person is Amazing
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Busty Model in Black and White
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Tinashe is Busty in her Bikini Top
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Why are 3D Movies Never Successful
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Cavallari Selling Massive Tennessee Home…
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An Unnamed NFL Player is Suing United Airlines After a Drunk Woman Grabbed His Penis
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You Like Pussy?
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2020

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is funny, someone can work 20 years and developing their craft, working their asses off, struggling….then find themselves going viral over a tweet they barely thought about when they tweeted…not that that happened to me, but I saw a guy who knows another guy, who was working towards some big things all these years, but finally hit and got picked up for some tweet he made 5 years ago about dumb shit…

I know a half assed story to go with my half sized boner I’ve got because I am so excited to share these links with you…

Not that I have my pathetic sized boner out, it was a figure of speech, but I do find it interesting that girls take porn so literal and have all these weird fetishes from rape to gangbang to pegging to being choked out…when all guys really crave is a cool bitch that lets them be themselves and that they have standard sex with a few times a week.

We are pegged these horrible creatures, but we’re the normal ones…

Now do the AUNTY Body test sounds fun so long as it aint Auntie Jamima Body tests, cuz that bitch is big. I guess that joke only works in person with people who aren’t basically face fucking in public despite being strangers and despite COVID since NO ONE cares…

Second Wave…New Strains…we are ready, I mean not officially ready, but that’s the whole point!!

Have a Good Trip!

Anya Taylor Joy Deleted Scene!
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Dove Cameron Cleavage at the Powerlines
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The Cave is Closed for Ruby Rose
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Dua Lipa Looking Hot in a Bikini
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Lili Reinhart Dreaming of the Beach in a Busty Bikini Top
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Paulina Gretzky is Killing the TikTok Game
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Politician Can’t Help Laughing when Talking about Tennis Balls
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Kerry Johnson’s Girlfriend Savage Fake Boob Response!
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Emily Ratajkowski Busting Out
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Ireland Baldwin Digging for Clams
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The Biggest Lies of Fitness
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Father Defends Daughter from Step Mother
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Cannabis Oil Plant Explodes
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Kylie Jenner is Looking for Attention
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Jasmine Tookes Quarantine Photoshoot!
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Chad Johnson Left a Server at a Reopened Florida Restaurant a $1,000 Tip
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Best COVID Memes of the Week
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How the 12 Minute Fight Sequence of Extraction was Filmed
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Exploring Clausterphobic Caves…
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Topless Photoshoot
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Sarah Hylands New Hairdo
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Kristin Cavallari Quits Her Reality TV Show After Split From Former NFL QB Jay Cutler
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RIP WWE Star.
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Investigating the 5G Insanity
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How Grand Theft Auto Happened.
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Shanina Shaik Bikini Photoshoot
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Amber Tamblyn’s Birthday Nude
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Harry Potter Writer Loves Transphobic Tweets
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Olsen Got Her Divorce Because Old Guy Didn’t Want Kids
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Elle Fanning – Titty Bump
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Confessions of a Prison Wife
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Sign Up for Free Cam Girls Being Amazing
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Lucy Hale – Ass in Jeans
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Diane Kruger Ass in Shorts
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Eiza Gonzalez Ass in Leggings
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Emma Roberts Ass in Leggings
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Jennifer Garner Ass in Leggings
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Katherine McPhee in Shorts with Grandpa Husband
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Katheryn Winnick in a Magazine
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Nude Celeb Scenes
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HD PORN
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21 Most Popular Porn Stars on IG
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Hannah Palmer Nude Shoot
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Huge Booty at the Beach
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12 Inch Challenge
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Willa Holland’s TOpless Shoot
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Titty Squeeze
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Say Addicted
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Another Titty Squeeze
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Big tits in the backyard
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The Evolution of Gaming
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Cute and Disabled
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Caught in the Act
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Backyard Big Titty Butthole Play
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Legend
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Big Titties Make Lemon Water
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2020

20

May

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens just posted this up on her instagram story a few minutes / hours ago…because she’s a rich Hollywood celebrity and she can afford a home with a pool.

I don’t know if it of her or her sister with the big titties, I just know that my new favorite celebrity to post is Vanessa Hudgens and least for this VERY short moment as I look at her bikini pics.

From High School Musical Disney training, to being half Filipino, to releasing a bunch of nudes of herself a decade ago before it was a thing, like the first mover she is….

To getting fit and hot post breaking up with her gay boyfriend of 12 years so that she can get all the smutty, but barely smutty, she is still a Disney Kid trying to have some level of shame, despite having had nudes leaked to the internet, it’s different when you can pretend you didn’t leak the nudes….

Point being…everyone is a slutty attention seeker and I’m all about sitting on the sidelines watching.

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2020

20

May

Artistic Nude Shoot of the Day

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I have no idea who this model is, but the shoot made me laugh because it is being presented as art. I mean my whole stance on art is the same as my stance on lesbianism and bi-polar disorder. It’s basically a myth.

Art is strictly just marketing of some bullshit that doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things and for the most part the person calling it art is the same person calling themselves an artist. It’s not really some crowdsourced thing people decide…it’s more something a person decides and shoves down the throat of as many people willing to buy into the bullshit.

That is to say that nudes, just because they have rose petals and are colored like a boudoir shoot aren’t smut….because of the rose petals…a girl is grabbing her vagina in them and unless it’s a defensive move….she’s doing it to say “look at me grab my vagina”…

If that’s art, call me an art critic, an art enthusiast, because it’s awesome….but only because that kind of art is less art and more smut and we’re here for the smut.

No idea who the model is but she probably has a premium SNAP you can pay monthly to see her naked. That’s how these “artists” get their “Art” out there these days.

Don’t get me wrong, I am a fan. This is my art gallery.

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2020

20

May

Dua Lipa in a Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa may just be fluffy bullshit pulled from YOUTUBE to appease a bunch of rich record executives trying to reach the youth from their mansions in LA, but she’s also got titties…

The young pop tart and voice of her generation, she’s real popular you see, fucks a Hadid, the man one…no not Bella and/or the Sugar Daddy dad….but the brother…so you know that pussy is as relevant as it gets for her generation….a youtube success story, a mainstream music success story, people who think they are important stick their dick in her…it’s just living the fucking dream…

In living the dream, or being a young voice of a generation, with tits…girl’s out here showing those tits…in a free the nipple, without freeing the nipple, bikini selfie porn that EVERY women has mastered thanks to the internet…it’s not just for models, whores, and back page girls anymore…it’s for ALL.

Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2020

20

May

Social Distancing in NYC of the Day

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I don’t know how recent this is and I typically avoid posting sex clips on this site even though I am already listed as a porn site everywhere, the worst fucking porn site ever, but I thought it was funny when it was sent in by a reader, I assume he was a reader, I mean I doubt I have readers, but someone thought of me when they saw it….

It’s being passed around as Social Distancing in NYC, some public sex on the subway platform because traffic is down, you have the place to yourself, why the fuck not.

Plus going elsewhere to fuck, could put others at risk but more importantly, this position gives a good safe distance from mouth to mouth contamination…I just saw my neighbor face to face with another neighbor like there is no COVID…so these motherfuckers, or just subway fuckers are doing it responsible….

Crazy world we live in, we’re all a bunch of pervert fucks just trying to get laid any way we can…

Posted in:Videos

2020

20

May

Titty Drops of the Day

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Titty drops are a lovely concept that is the cousin of Titty Flash or Titty Reveal….it involves a little more effort and a lot more drop than your standard titty flash.

It is basically the X-Games of Titty Flashing, one that requires skills like finding a place where you drop the titty from as you set up the flash…only the most daring and skilled titty flashers make the cut.

Here’s around 10 Titty Drops to encourage the sport to get to the next level in hopes it becomes Olympic, assuming the Olympics ever happen again.

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