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2020

May

Vanessa Hudgens’ Filipino Mom Nipple of the Day

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Nothing says Mother’s Day like a mom in a tight shirt with no bra showing her old mom nipple that fed her two slutty daughters!!

I only realized Vanessa Hudgens’ mom was a Filipino mail order bride, or nanny who fucked the rich white guy she worked for until getting knocked up, recently. I guess I never bothered looking her up, I just assumed she was half black or Mexican…but then I heard the mom speak and as someone who has known Filipino sex workers over the years, the kind that send money back home to the parents…I Knew what we were dealing with…

So that’s why this is the Best Mother’s Day post, plus Stella Hudgens is doing her part…while Vanessa cruises, since she bank roles the other two.

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2020

May

Halsey Bikini of the Day

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Halsey is some piece of trash who people are confused by and this is a legit popstar….which I guess she is on paper thanks to the radio play she gets and the number of hits she has….but I like to think that’s more a testament of her generation having terrible fucking taste and with that comes shitty viral songs from social media…it’s like all you need is a TIKTOK trending song to make it now…and it doesn’t even need to be a good song…you just need some fucker starting some challenge like the piss yourself challenge, the shit yourself challenge, the cum yourself with no hands…you know the real things that matter…online challenges are the new Guinness Book of records….but online challenges usually are won by the biggest fucking idiot…not the biggest talent…which I guess applies to those who win the online challenge of most radio play…because Halsey sucks….

I don’t mind when the club kid is in a bikini though, I mean she got her fake tits for a reason, all that hard work paid off in tits I guess and all it took was sucking the right DJ dick in the VIP room which is what originally made her exist, but in her defence there are 10s of thousands of girls out there who have sucked DJ dick and aren’t anything, so I guess the skill is taking the dick suck to the top….and this is the result of that.

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2020

May

Kate Hudson Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson is a drunk, celeb rich kid who became Goldie Hawn’s stand in/replacement, because she was birthed from Goldie Hawn’s weathered twat….it was the 60s when she came to be, when free love ran rampant for everyone of the era, so you can assume the vulgar, heathens of Hollywood who were involved in some of the gnarliest shit behind the facade of “wholesome family entertainment that adheres to the rules of the governing bodies of the FCC”, I’m talking orgies, bisexuality, drugs….crazy good times…

Anyway, the cunt wasn’t too weathered to birth a child, the cervix not to tattered by HPV….and the product of that is this…..Kate Hudson…..who is now a mother of her own….thanks to questionable morals…and when not mothering through a series of nannies, or acting in shit movies, or pushing shitty fitness gear she’s showing off part of her fake tit in a selfie that strategically covers her Shar-Pei looking belly

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2020

May

Madeline Brewer in a Thong of the Day

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Madeline Brewer is not famous enough, but she’s trying.

She’s from Orange is the New Black, Hemlock Grove and now The Handmaid’s Tale where she plays a girl with no eye, easier to skull fuck for you skull fuck weridos out there…I am talking to you Horny Lohan Wanker or whatever you call yourself now…I know your likes and dislikes.

Like all the girls under 75, she’s on social media posting up her provocative shit, I think she could step it up to get noticed…these seem like low level, entry level, mailroom level “thirst trapping”. She’s in the panties, but even J.Lo the 55 year old knows to show asshole behind thong to get seen and she’s J.Lo.

I mean what is she scared of, she’s an actor, thus already morally void…is it because she’s low level famous and scared to ruin what she’s built, not famous enough to go full whore, just famous enough to dabble…I don’t have the answers but I do believe she’s got potential. A work in progress.

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2020

May

Victoria Justice Taking Her Top Off of the Day

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People are huge fans of this Victoria Justice, Nickelodeon star, who carried her own show, that I am sure was a terrible fucking show. But it created American fat hating Ariana Grande, so I guess there is that. I am sure that is a point of contention for the lead, I mean the show was actually named after her…where she’s out here posting really G-Rated stripping videos to social media to remind people she exists, while Ariana Grande, the troll from her show is this massive singing sensation. Funny how these things work out…but at least Victoria Justice can go to sleep at night knowing that she’s hotter than Ariana Grande, even with a shadow of Ariana Grande’s success….

I guess you can all hope she runs out of that acting money, since I don’t think she works, so that she ends up selling nudes on the internet like all the low levels are doing!

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2020

May

Lili Reinhart Pretending to Workout of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is Betty on Riverdale, which is the worst fucking show on TV…

It is hugely popular, while being so badly written, in a they had a good idea the first season, make an edgy version of Archie comics, where a bunch of shitty teens try to solve a crime, but I guess they didn’t anticipate future seasons as it gets worse and worse each week.. but people obviously like it, despite it being so badly written, because the younger generation is dumb and because the show is so shit, you can can still play on your iphones taking selfies as the young do….with it on in the background..and not miss anything critically important to the story because there is nothing critical to the story….

I’ve seen far too many episodes than I’d like to admit..not because I am ashamed, but because I hate being reminded that I watched this shit….

All this to say, this on is Betty and she is a big girl, with big titties and she’s making a point of letting you all know she hates working out, like we couldn’t tell Betty…you fucking pile of sloppy girl who should just show us them fat girl tits!

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2020

May

Kimberley Garner Bikini of the Day

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I just don’t know why the people just don’t give a fuck about Kim Garner….

She’s got a hot body, is in a bikini all the fucking time, but for some reason she just never really catches a break.

She was a UK reality star who didn’t look like the grey skinned, rotten toothed bitches from Cornation Street…

She moved to America, probably with American cock in mouth, ready to win over the USA audience, since you ain’t shit unless you make it in America..and with ever post I do of her…crickets…not the sport these Brits play when taking a piss on a cunt drinking tea on the Chube…but crickets as in radio silence…no one cares…

So every time I see the hot body in a bikini, I’m forced to wonder whether she is blacklisted, or if she didn’t make a deal with the devil, because no one fucking cares…while far uglier pussy goes viral, gets a show deal without even trying…because I guess her desperation is obvious and it turns people off….while I think her desperation and constant failures is hot…cuz you know she thinks she deserves more hype, more praise and each pic brings failure and inadequacies…which is always where you want a bitch’s emotions….you want her feeling that…..at all times otherwise she gets too hyped on herself…so….

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2020

May

January Jones Bikini of the Day

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January Jones has found her calling at 45 years old, after a career of using her tits to get wherever she got, which besides Mad Men, I don’t think is too much, but like Mili Vanili always said, you just need that one hit to carry you….and you don’t even need to be the one signing to get that one hit…you just have to be there…

Like all whores, who know they are whores, but pretend that they aren’t because of whatever storyline they are trying to tell, like that they are of high quality, top tier, unaffordable whore level….only to be reduced to being a common whore and all it took as a Global pandemic…because she posted a bikini pic and the fans went nuts, that’s what they’ve been waiting for, so she’s posted 3 bikinis since.

It must be a joke to an old timer like this to see how easy it is for tits to make that internet money…..”you mean I don’t need to get knocked up and have the kid out of wedlock only to be paid off by the dad who wants to be anonymous to get paid, all I need is a bikini, I mean to get Mad Men I had to take all that John Hamm dick”….

You get what I am saying, social media is a joke.

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2020

May

Emily Osment Getting Wet of The Day

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I have been saying that Emily Osment is Haley Joel Osment pot-sex change, because his parents threw him into the whole child acting thing when he was a cute little kid and he went onto do major things before hitting puberty like being cast in every movie that require a boy, but they gave him a potential girl name, prepping for when he was no longer going to be cute. Which happened.

I don’t trust the whole child star thing, I find it pretty disturbing that a parent puts their kid into acting, and unless they are actors in the first place and their kids are already on set, it makes no sense on so many levels to cart around the kid to auditions, oftentimes with perverts all to live the family dream…not to mention, even actors who have kids can’t be trusted to keep their kid’s best interest at heart. It’s just no place of a kid.

Anyway the theory is that he hit puberty, no one wanted him, his parents gave him estrogen, he became this, and it was before trannies were trending….and 12 year olds were choosing their gender…and parents encouraged it….to show how woke they are….

But I guess this could also be his sister, my story is just a better version.

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2020

May

Emma Stone Shaking Her Pussy Print of the Day

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Oh the influencers are fucked….because celebs are bored as shit at home and need to make money to afford their expensive lives now that movie productions are on hiatus, allowing them to reduce their premium “celeb” status to that of a bootleg celebrity, making the bootleg celebs scramble because obviously the ad dollars are going to go to the celebs, which is why the bootleg celebs of social media are selling nudes…

The fact is…social media content is a joke, really easy to produce…a dance or a booty shake…that’s it…anyone can do it…even this trashy Stone…

I actually despise her and her face and her mouth….I feel her success is totally unfounded, she should never have become the “star” she is, but nerds have power and nerds fucking love her….

It is just nice that she’s reducing herself to this level like all the celebs at the request of their agents who still trying to get paid….because I hate bratty entitled influencers more than actors who have had huge careers…so keep on POACHING those views!!

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