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2020

08

May

Christa B. Allen Topless for Social Media of the Day

Christa B. Allen is consistently naked on the social media, the way girls were designed to be, despite all the roadblocks getting in the way of that, like terms and conditions of the platforms they are trying to get naked on, because they confuse having an account on a platform with it being their own website…leading to activism called Free the Nips, so that their nips have a higher purpose when they post them, more meaningful than if they were just to post nips, you know this is activism when there are real issues in the world in a time when we don’t need a reason beyond “i have a sexual dysfunction and like flashing my tits”….

She is rumored to be an actress, I’ve only seen her on instagram topless…but her roles include…who cares…she’s flashing titties…wooooooo we love titties…

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2020

08

May

Asshole Behind Thongs of the Day

They call it the “bullseye”…I call it the gateway to a woman’s soul….the asshole behind the thong, is the most important reason for a thong…As an asshole, I feel like an expert.

Who needs those pesky panty lines…that thin fabric barely covering that shit hole….often times used as the unintentional toilet paper needed during the Toilet Paper gate…..cuz you can’t always wipe so well when on rationed toilet paper….

The fascination with the shit hole is at it’s all time peak, I assume it’s because of evolution, they don’t want us to breed anymore…population control…make the anus the coveted sex hole…turn everyone into queers and save the planet…some Bill Gates agenda…

Not to say woman asshole is queer, it’s cam be if it is the gateway to queer after stealing shine from the pussy hole which is uniquely female…I know assholes are great and all, but pussy is far more interesting.

Posted in:Feature

2020

08

May

Chanel West Coast Nipple Promo of the Day

You may not know who Chanel West Coast is and even if you do, I am sure you don’t give a fuck about who she is….because she played the receptionist on some MTV show, as that is likely what her skills, talent and training are best suited for, only because of the MTV show, which was on MTV in the Heyday of their reality programming, she was confused into thinking she matters and when you think you matter you do embarrassing shit like start a rap career…..

This is her album cover so you can see where she values herself, a little “the songs won’t sell themselves, maybe the tits will”…it’s the logic of all the people moving to only fans…the content isn’t enough anymore gotta sell them titties.

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2020

08

May

Scarlett Lillia Busting Out of a White Swimsuit

Scarlett Lillia is in a white bathing suit….with her tit hanging out to remind you that tits hanging out of bathing suits is a wonderful and amazing thing….that you may only get to see in photos, since we are all going to die and all that COVID shit….unless you have a pool that you can convince your wife that probably doesn’t look anything like this to recreate a moment like this…you know since tits are crashed economy, pandemic and apocalypse proof…

I don’t know who she is, but she doesn’t need to be famous to have a tit, to show that tits, and that’s the tits.

Posted in:Photos

2020

08

May

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Vs Vanessa Hudgens of the Day

How about a lame clickbait game that won’t get any clicks…because that’s the kind of operation we run.

A little High School Musical who would you rather edition because these lame ideas work on all the other sites and the people who own those sites are fucking rich…give me some of that…it’s a GLobal Pandemic and I have new computers to buy thanks to fucking my other computer.

So in this showdown boys and girls and perverts….we’ve got Hudgens who is hot..

Tisdale who is not…but who you may think is hot, that confusion has been known to happen…and if you are one of the confused one who thinks she’s hot…you’re just being racist.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2020

08

May

Naughty Nurses of the Day

It’s that time of the week where we need to celebrate the frontline workers, out there risking their lives for a paychek, while risking their jobs by getting naked on the internet because maybe deep in their souls they want to get fired, since working in a dirty virus that has shut down the economy is probably a shitty place to work…but the pressure of being a bad person from quitting for actual selfish reasons…you know because of guilt….is keeping them at it…

Posted in:Features

2020

08

May

Lucy Hale Gas Pump Leggings of the Day

Lucy Hale Gas Pump Leggings

I never really gave a fuck about Lucy Hale, she’s just one of those celebs who exists. She has been on a bunch of shows as one of the main characters, but I haven’t seen any of those shows so I don’t have that connection I would if she impressed me n a movie or TV role. I figure that’s why I hate most celebs, I haven’t been won over by them, but the ones I have been won over by are usually ugly.

Point being, her ass in leggings is great as she pumps gas, which is a crazy concept to me, I am not out there touching anything, there is a Pandemic, I am that germ hating guy, despite being down to fuck homeless women raw in exchange for soup….touching a gas pump, save that for the interns…

Anyway, she’s clearly just reckless…as she chats on the phone while pumping gas….which is ALSO against the rules…I mean death wish girl should find new ways to push the limits of her mortality…including but not limited to licking toilets for her IG feed….you know make it count…

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2020

08

May

Josie Canseco Lingerie of the Day

Josie Canseco Lingerie

Josie Canseco is in some catalog or e-commerce shoot for some underwear brand and the whole thing is zero exciting, I mean beyond the whole Josie Canseco half naked. I figure you haven’t been backed into the corner and forced into jacking off to underwear catalog pics since the internet brought you porn.

Jerking off to catalog pics has become a dated thing. But I figure in these times of reflection, maybe the only thing you do need is to relive those simpler times…and since the brands still do content like this, why not showcase it.

She’s a rich kid, raised by a drunken athlete and his hooters waitress wife, so you know she’s got the right trashy approach…and she’s hot..so whatever.



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Posted in:Josie Canseco

2020

08

May

Drunk Husband Slap and Other Videos of the Day

Police Chase!

Car Stolen!

McDonald’s Shooting..

Cops Doing their Job…

How Chinese People enter school.

Home Workout Gone Bad

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

08

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

People need to stop blaming covid for their failures. covid is not their dad..the government is….right daddy…always sneaking in our room at night…

Point being, we live in a system designed for people to spend all our money every month, no matter how much we make. Why else are all these billion dollar companies going broke. Shouldn’t they have cash reserves? No, you gotta spend, expand, pay out bonuses….spend every dollar…don’t worry this full proof plan will get us rich…

Then there is the whole streaming web conference videos from laptops being presented as TV…These are billion dollar companies, build a fucking town for the rich and famous in the desert under a giant bubble to get back to producing you rich slackers….bubble village for the rich and famous….you can’t get in until a 14 day quarantine…easy solution to solve rich content creator problems!

Not that you care, you’re busy being an only fans simp. Spending your money on internet whores who don’t care about you titty pics you can get for free because you want them to know you care.

Get the fuck out of here…

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Vanessa Hudgens in a Swimsuit….and Working Out…Looking Hot
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Bush in Ocean!
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Celebs Unique Baby Names…
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Narrating a Construction Site
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Guy Stung by Murder Hornet
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NFL having a Christmas Day Game for Jesus!
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Naked and Plexi Glass
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Ray J is Getting a Divorce
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Lesbian Breast Feeding.
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