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2020

22

May

Assholes Behind Thongs of the Day

Here are people trying to dabble with being slutty by not being full slutty, cuz they keep their panties on, which is debatably still slutty….

It’s just like a security blanket, since we can see your pussy and asshole despite the panties being left on but whatever works or whatever makes you feel like less of a slut as you transition into that lifestyle of being a slut on the internet.

I don’t know why people are so compelled and excited about their assholes peeking out of their thin thong backed underwear, it’s a weird thing to want to share, you know it’s not quite the same as posting a meme or a dramatic selfie on some cool vacation, but it’s a little more raw, a little more real and a lot more hilarious…pretty fucking nasty….and hot…all at the same time you exhibitionist weirdos..

Posted in:Features

2020

22

May

Russian Car Wash and Other Videos of the Day

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Knife Weilding ATM Robbery

Naked Bitch Running

Dude Feeds a Hummingbird

Grand Theft Tractor

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw some 18 or 19 year old chick trying to ramp up her only fans, her pitch or call to action, or marketing hook was “Selling a GFE and I’ll be your best slut in a few days, also selling nudes”…that alone should be reason to NO sign up to her only fans shit, but then again, the free porn on the internet is the other reason.

What kind of INCEL is paying these women for nudes, it’s like get them for fucking free or don’t get them at all you SIMP pussy craving weak as shit bitch.

The fact that dudes buy into these whores is hilarious, like they’ll never EVER respect you or fuck you, unless they hit rock bottom and need to for money.

Why would you want that?

But then again, there are people on the internet wishing their dicks were SMALLER….looking for ways to make their dicks SMALLER because they want to be SMALL dick shamed….so I guess there’s something for everyone.

It just amazes me that I haven’t been able to get rich off the internet when so much bottom feeding garbage has pulled it off.

Tekashi’s Music Video Without the Music Featuring A Lot of Ass
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Propane and Grenade in One Loud Bang
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Weird Fabreeze Ad
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Josephine Skriver Hot in a Bikini
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They are redoing Don’t Tell Mom Babysitter is Dead
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Mechanical Claws
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Porn Site Trying to Get Naming Rights for New Orleans Saints Stadium
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Saraya Bevis in a BIKINI
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Worst Cookbook Ever
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Rebecca Black in her Wife Beater
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Tennis Player Bangs a Groupie Weekly…
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2020

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know that quarantine had you so lonely that you were trying to adopt an over 18 year old refugee from some other country, like Sweden. you know to feed your maternal instinct and give some of that love you’ve got to give to a worthy cause…but it didn’t quite pan out because adoption clinics, like abortion clinics, have no available 18 year olds…at least not in Sweden, not to mention when they turn 18, they are no longer called orphans, but rather “Sex Workers”….you know same same but different….

As it turns out “Sex Workers” or as I like to call them…whores don’t need to be adopted to give you their spread asshole…

I was on REDDIT, the FRONT PAGE OF THE INTERNET, and saw at least 4 girls posting asshole pics saying “turned 18 4 hours ago, been waiting for this a long time”…

So posting asshole pics is the new “I’m 18, going to buy a lottery ticket, drink in Quebec, but some smokes and vote”…it’s “I can post nudes legally, FUCK YEAH”…and that’s fucking wild…

So us born to lose / destined to fail in your adoption of 18 year olds…but ready to win thanks to the internet.

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Heidi Club in her Underwear Social Distancing!
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Thirst Trap Thursday
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Tennis Bad Boy Nick Kyrgios Admits to Banging Fans on a Weekly Basis
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Busty Alice Eve!
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Kylie Jenner Oiled Up
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Instagram Golfer and Model Katie Kearney Shows Off on the Beach
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Professional Ballerina Shows Her Stretches
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Old People Using TikTok Amazing
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Should This Man Be Freed?
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Kendall Jenner to Repay Fyre Fest Money
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Malin Akerman’s Pokies in a 2Pac Mask
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Elle Fanning Selfies Her Sexy Little Legs!
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Fascinating Pics from History
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Rain Weililer Hot in Black and White
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Christina Milian in her UNderwear
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Dak Prescott Has Lost His Damn Mind, He Turned Down a 5-Year, $175 Million Offer
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Girl Gets Bitten by a Copperhead and Doesn’t Realize
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When You’re Not Invited to the Party But Come Anyway
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Matt Lauer’s Spite Tattoo
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Jenna Dewan Gets Bootylicious In A Thong Swimsuit!
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Chantel Jeffries for Fenty Lingerie
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42 Year old Bikini Bod!
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My Favorite Video Today – Man Reunited with his Donkey
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How to Solve a Rubik’s Cube
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Chelsea Handler’s Naked Book Club
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Kate Beckinsale Cleaning in Heels
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Kristen Cavallari’s Tennessee House is MENTAL
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Jordan’s Chicago Residence is Crazy
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Tinashe Bikini Top
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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless in Elle
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Christina Milian Stong Legs in Beverly Hills
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Jennifer Garner in Leggings
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Ireland Baldwin – Grocery Shopping
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Isla Fisher Bike Rider
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Farrah Abraham Fat Fake Ass and her Dyed Dog
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Laura Dern in Vogue
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Jayde Nicole Half Naked Looking Nasty
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Phoebe Price Butt Shot
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Amber Heard CUNT in Jeans
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Ariel Winter Sloppy Pig in Leggings
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Olivia Wilde Looking Dumpy
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Charlotte McKinney at the Grocery Store
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Camila Mendes Looks Like a Midget
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18 People Having Shittier Day Than You
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Tricking Her to Cheat
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Dressed / Undressed
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Happy GLOVE
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Jizzed on on the Bus
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Pregnant Shower Time
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MILF of the Day
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Stripper Caught Fucking Client!
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Hot Random Amateur NAKED with some Bush
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Weather Girl Quits Live on Air with her Tits
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2020

21

May

Nina Dobrev Slutty in the Desert of the Day

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I guess Nina Dobrev went on a Desert road trip from LA to Nevada to Utah ending in Arizona and she did a slutty sign photoshoot at each border because growing up in Eastern Europe before the family bribed their way into Canada meant crossing borders was impossible, so now that she’s rich and semi famous with all her IG followers…she can cross borders without fearing the KGB abducting her and throwing her in her cell to train her into being the next doped Olympic figure skater…she can just go ass out, legs spread…because freedom…not that any of us are free, but you get what I’m saying.

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2020

21

May

Nurses Being Heros of the Day

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You know me…all about the sluts of the health care industry, always aiming to please with their nudes that I haven’t really worked out yet….but that I know are getting more and more popular because every day there’s more and more and more of these bitches in scrubs getting naked.

I have always thought nurses had a shitty job, but an easy job to get qualifications for, a three year program at a technical college, like whatever…all to get access to doctors they can seduce to sugar baby…but I didn’t realize they were all exhibitionists actually trying to find doctors to fuck. I just figured that was a myth…and it may be…I mean maybe they want more than just that doctor money, but rather some of that ONLY FANS, PREMIUM SNAP, PATREON Money…because working as a sex worker at night…a little MOONLIGHTING with your pussy like you were Bruce Willis….makes for a good time.

I am just amazed at how bold these women are, faces in the pics, sometimes badges and identification of the hospital.

I guess this is the new normal they talk about, we’re all a bunch of pornographers even if we shouldn’t be.

Posted in:NURSES

2020

21

May

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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I posted these Vanessa Hudgens pics yesterday…and there’s been an update, she was wearing the top wrong, so she posted the rright way to wear it…and I couldn’t not give you that VERY important news update in these dark times when NEWS is all we crave…

I’ve been supporting her through her break-up by posting all her smut she’s trying to piss her homosexual boyfriend off with, I encourage girls in the break up getting dirty for revenge.

I figure she’s looking better than she’s looked in a while, she’s doing better content than she’s done for a while, and a bitch in a bikini is worth staring at whether she was cast by Disney or not.

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2020

21

May

Jordyn Jones Cameltoe Shorts of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is here doing some hood hip hop dance that I find so fucking dumb – next to a Land Rover she bought her mom because I guess she’s got a lot of money from doing whatever it is that she does…that I assume involves doing this dance for paying customers, maybe not in the traditional sense like a sex worker, but for casting people, brand deals, who knows.

I just know that when this kind of dancing hit the white suburban folks, like this one from Kalamazoo Michigan, it made going to bars pretty embarrassing. All the girls trying to be J.Lo or Britney in weird intense choreographed dances…which isn’t really the hottest way to make a body move..

I am not hating on the little shorts, the crump, but I’d be more impressed if she did this while orgasming or making herself orgasm…because everything is better when there’s a climax….this just leaves me confused…like what’s the fucking point…but we ca all still stare at her little shorts so there’s that.

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2020

21

May

Jojo See Through Panties of the Day

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Jojo is hiding the pussy! She cropped her pussy out of her sheer panties because she’s not that kind of girl. I wonder where she decided to make the crop, what kind of logic when into that. Was it where the bush ended or where the lips ended and will we ever know…probably not.

What we do know is that being cast to be in FENTY’s lingerie because she’s Rihanna and that’s high profile, even though Rihanna was probably jacking off to JOJO when JOJO was at her peak, making more of a trip for Rihanna than for Jojo, has made JOJO feel relevant again…I mean she was starting to get bold flashing tits on instagram, sowing of that she had big tits and all of that…but this is that validation stamp of approval she craved…

So give Jojo what she wants and ask her for the uncropped version, no lips, no fun, get the fuck out of here, just ask anyone who has tried to fuck a Barbie doll who ended up only being able to shove it up their ass….you know it’s. still sex, just a different kind of sex….a shittier kind if you will.

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Posted in:JoJo

2020

21

May

Sofia Richie in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Sofia Richie and Scott Disick have put their fake creepy vacation loving high end Kardashian bullshit relationship on hold, at least according to US WEEKLY who bring you the hard hitting bullshit no one cares about..

It’s a we’re just here for the Sofia Richie titties in a bikini, because they are better than Nicole Richie mom titties, even though Nicole Richie got fake titties after the babies, to try to seduce her homosexual “twin” from Good Charlotte Husband…you know nothing as good as the dick you were in the WOMB with.

POINT BEING….Sofia Richie and her titties in a bikini were out on the beach during the publicity stunt they are trying to create because they are basically Kardashians or Kardashian affiliates riding that Kardashian bullshit fame…that gets them paid…because even a useless Kardashian bottom feeder is better off than any of you fucks.

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie