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2020

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May

Julia Fox’s Self Published Edgy Porn Art of the Day

Julia Fox has self published a few books that feature her “raw” artwork I guess.

You may not know who Julia Fox is but she’s from the Adam Sandler movie he’s a Jeweller in.

You may be surprised that these were put out there by her, but it’s on some Harmony Korine, Terry Richardson, Nan Goldin, Sam Taylor Wood…Larry Clark…you get what I am saying, and I don’t mean to be name dropping art photographers like I care…I just lived with an art photographer in the 90s and had to jerk off to all their photo art books for lack of access to porn.

Point being…I think this shit is great, nostalgic, brings back found memories of a simpler time when this kind of thing was shocking, exciting, new…and not put out there for likes and follows..

Solid fucking job girl even if it’s as contrived as all those other artists I mentioned earlier in the post, it’s still good stuff.

The weak load on her back, alright…the shooting up…not cool to me…but overall this is a win.

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2020

22

May

Party Girls for Memorial Weekend of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day weekend where you are either going to say FUCK THE QUARANTINE if you haven’t already because you think it’s all some bullshit lie for the governement to print money and pull some shit that you’d otherwise never allow under the illusion it is for COVID fighting….

Or you are going to sit alone, sad, remembering what was…

So here are a bunch of girls to either inspire, motivate or depress you cuz you won’t be getting wasted the way you want to on the weekend you forget is a tribute to things beyond sluts, body shots, black outs and catching or giving herpes!

Enjoy.

Here is party girl Halsey doinh cocaine on a yacht

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2020

22

May

Fuck Hole Friday of the Day

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Hey, here’s some FUCK HOLES or at least host bodies of FUCK HOLES…all found on our friend and porn site marketed as a publicly traded company…INSTAGRAM…

These girls are all amazing, have great booties and need to be celebrated this Memorial Day weekend…so worship these booties and the women who own them…

VIDEOS AFTER THE JUMP (CLICK MORE)

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2020

22

May

Elizabeth Hurley Yellow Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is confusing. I never know if her pics are of her, or of her transgendered son who looks like her, and I am always uncomfortable sexualizing a 55 year old, even if she was a babe in the 90s when she fucked Hugh Grant’s wallet to America before making a real name for herself in movies like Austin Powers, which is about all she’s done…besides Hugh Grant and I guess the other rich guys who fucked up her kid enough to turn him into her….it was probably her coddling, these rich people are fucking weirdos and when you give the wrong narcissist a kid, the kid becomes their fuck toy, they see it as masturbation…the penis they created going back in them…it’s weird…..not to say that Liz Hurley fucked her son, or ate his pussy after he transitioned, it’s just to say they are all fucking weird….

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2020

22

May

Vanessa Hudgens – New Day – New Bikini of the Day

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I’ve been documenting Vanessa Hudgens during her single turning 30 years old because she’s given us some shit to work with.

I know a bikini to is pretty basic, wholesome, hardly the level of SLUTTY you want her to be…but it’s a tease for those of us who crew up before the bikini was common practice and before they were fucking everywhere…and before throat fucking throat pie, cream pie, gaping ass pie was the only thing a motherfucker could get off to.

So as she navigates her inner whore, with her career, you want to give people a little tease without giving too much that people would think she’s desperate despite being desperate and desperate is great, you know it takes all kinds of “My life is over, I’m old and single and I’ll fake being empowered” to compliment a bikini pic…in hopes the ex will be like “my ex is hot, that was real love, I’m going back, as soon as I pull my dick out of all these other young hot girls who love that I used to fuck Vanessa Hudgens”….back when she was their age.

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2020

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May

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples in a Mask of the Day

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It’s been a while since we’ve seen what Lily Ross Depp Cankles have been up to.

I guess the quarantine had her in lockdown and she wasn’t available to showcase her midget legs….but that’s all changed, all masked, hard nippled and a reminder that if you’re Johnny Depp’s kid, you’ll be fucking fine…even during the COVID crisis….Cankles or not, she’ll be fine…

I have a thing for celebrity kids, I think they are the weirdest specimens of raised by narcissists, born into fame and paparazzi and all that, without any real skillset or talent, like it isn’t earned, but they live that life, so it’s expected…it makes for overly confident, eager, pieces of shit that the world is fascinated by because of the cum she grew out of…myself included and I fucking hate celebrities.

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2020

22

May

Bella Thorne Panties of the Day

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I find it crazy that girls want to show off their panties on their social media for free. I just don’t understand why modest, despite being the hottest, so that when a girl gets slutty or slips up it actually means something.

The whole getting naked or half naked, even if panties aren’t SLUTTY, they are perceived as being intimate, and in being intimate they should remain that way.

I like to look at girls and their panties, obviously, it’s clickbait I support, but it doesn’t make it less weird that girls are compelled to show off their panties…I mean I get it, women are whores who crave male attention and who want to get viral hits, likes and follows…but if that’s the case, show us the actual fucking pussy, stop beating around the bush….and pull out the fucking bush…

Bella Thorne is a Disney Whore, molested at least once, who is an “edgy” it girl, but how could any rich Disney cunt really be edgy, it’s all fucking lies…all for show…all for monetization and money and trying to be weird. It’s poser shit, these people are lame fucks…but the nudity makes them tolerable….but fuck em all…I want legit freakshows…

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2020

22

May

Nurse Nadia Fighting COVID of the Day

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I have been documenting slutty nurses from the internet posting up their slutty content for months now. I do those posts twice a week at least and I say the same thing all the time. Nurses are sex workers. Nurses crave attention and are loving the hype they are getting. Nurses are only nurses for health insurance, the easy certificate to become nurses, a guaranteed respected job…but ultimately it’s to fuck doctors or find rich patients to Anna Nicole Smith.

The amount of nurses getting naked on the job is obscene, I’ve literally posted at least 1000 pics of different slutty nurses during COVID…so this viral story of Nurse Nadia in her underwear under a see through PPE they say isn’t regulation is just unfair to all the other nurses getting naked…like why did NURSE NADIA win the viral award in slutty nursing when every nurse is a slut.

It makes no sense to me.

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Posted in:Feature

2020

22

May

Miley Cyrus Mullet of the Day

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Miley Cyrus tried to trash herself up with some gutter trailer park haircut that you’d find on fat diabetics in motorized shopping carts at your local Walmart due to diabetic foot…only she’s not all fat…just her haircut is…you fat, given up on life, collects cat figurines, you know what I mean…

She is still Miley Cyrus and we have seen her pussy, like full pussy, sticking it’s twerking tongue out at us at least a dozen times, so she’s a friend of ours…not a very good friend because she doesn’t give me money, which is what you’d want out of a friend like Miley, but pussy is currency so it counts…

I do find her body hot, I don’t know why, maybe because it is female, whether it identifies as female or not, and her whole bullshit phoney fake as fuck act doesn’t bother me despite being annoying, I embrace that rich kids have no soul or concept of cool and any attempt at cool is going to be forced and fucking lame….but if it’s naked forced and lame it all balances out…

So here’s to that fat dyke hair….and bikini…

@mileycyrus

Seeing myself in a bikini for the first time since quarantini ….. @noahcyrus new EP out now! ##EndOfEverything

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Here is her sister NOAH being gay with her friend in panties

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2020

22

May

Meg Thee Stallion Bathing Suit Twerk of the Day

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Hot girl Megan Thee Stallion is some rapper who has a viral song on TikTok called SAVAGE.

All the kids fucking love her and like the typical popstar with a huge young following, she’s putting out smut to encourage them all that being a sex worker or using your sexuality to benefit yourself is key to success.

She’s rich, she’s got a Beyonce should out on one of her songs…and now she’s twerking.

To quote the great BIDEN from earlier today on Charlemagne the God’s show…if you don’t like this, you ain’t black…and even if you like it, you ain’t black…I just felt like saying you ain’t black.

This is her twerking hard for Memorial day to keep things fun.

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