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2020

19

May

Hand Sanitizer of the Day

I don’t know where this is from, my only friend just sent it to me with no background and since I don’t fuck with Social Media because I am actually anti-social, not one of those “I Don’t Give A Fuck” types who is posting on social media all day about how they don’t give a fuck…I actually don’t give a fuck..

So if you are the person who created this masterpiece, this genius modification all HAND sanitizers need….I see you and your hard work…I am almost mad that I didn’t invent it like I am about Youtube and Facebook because I was right there at the time thinking “there should be a better Myspace”…or “there should be a better video site than what we have out here”…I don’t even remember the video sites before Youtube, but I remember knowing there was a need….ANYWAY…

The point is, awesome Hand Sanitizer…if it’s old news, fuck yourself, it’s new to me.

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2020

19

May

Girls in Underwear of the Day

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I know that girls in underwear shouldn’t be a big deal, or anything to be ashamed of. Bikinis are basically as skimpy and I always thought it was silly when girls would be shy to be seen in their underwear. I’d be using every manipulative tactic I could come up with to get them to show me their underwear and they’d always say no…even the “it’s like a bikini” line wouldn’t work…because back in my day, girls didn’t want to be seen in their underwear, even when they were fucking you…it was deemed as “wrong” or “private”…but boy oh boy did the internet change that…because this is just a random search on a few websites of pics basically posted in the last day or two….over 100 decent enough pics of girls showing off their panties…because compared to other shit girls do on the internet it is tame…while still being cute, or hot, or whatever….and I am more than happy to encourage, like, stare at, repost the panty pics…since they are just panty pics..but to me they are so much more..they represent the evolution of human or at least of slut because clearly a bunch of these girls are basic normal chicks…average every day girls posting up their panties…the world is nuts.

I mean 100 girls posted their panty pics in 10 minutes of digging, that means 1000s of girls posted panty pics in the last few days, that’s just mental to me.

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2020

19

May

Sydney Sweeney Bra and Panties of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney was rightfully cast as the face of SAVAGE BY FENTY, despite not being the most followed person on instagram, she hasn’t even broke 2,000,000 followers despite being the hottest thing in mainstream hollywood….but she will…the world will catch up to her…

She was created from the agency level down, so she was doing movies and TV shows, some high profile ones, long before we knew she had monster tits.

Then she got on HBOs Euphoria which is either for old timers who have HBO to connect with how slutty the youth is….or for young people to connect with HBO and this “shit, TV isn’t as bad as our grandparents make it out to be, because even our 40 year old parents are off the shit and onto streaming”…..

Either way, the show has young nudity, she’s one of the young nudes and her tits are giant for her body and that alone is enough to make her matter, as it was enough to make Kate Upton matter.

POINT being…Rihann’s brand is using her as one of the bodies and she’s got the body…and I like seeing Hollywood created pussy the way Hollywood intended all those years ago…it’s more interesting than some self promoting instagram trash…even if it all ends up being self promoting instagram trash.

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2020

19

May

Bella Thorne Tit Slip of the Day

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Bella Thorne, who is packaged as the single most important young idiot on the internet – the mainstream media like her because she got her start with them….the influencers and rich as fuck you tubers like her because she got her start with the mainstream and everyone seeks that mainstream approval…they all want their MTV show, even though one IG post gets more viewers than Viacom as a company does in a week across all their properties…web included….it’s that perceived stamp of approval.

Basically, she was positioned to win, because going from Disney to Influencer is fucking jokes, when she already had influence and fans…so now anything she does goes viral just through her network alone and all the money want shit to go viral so they go to her…strategic positioning…because this younger generation may be a bunch of idiots on so many levels…they fucking own internet monetization…

Anyway, in being whatever it is she is…an “It Girl” who gets movie deals, porn deals, brand deals, while selling her own nonsense….she likes to pull her tit, that we don’t know is a real tit, or a Disney Bought tit…because Disney execs like to fuck their talent…I don’t know if that’s related to anything or just RUMOR..but I’ll believe any grown man from Bus Driver to Gym Teacher who makes a career around kids is a fucking pervert….and this is the product of that….

The good news is that whether she was molested or not she’s not annoying about PTSD and how negative it impacted her life in making her some instagram whore…she just owns it…own your molestation girls…think of it as early training in controlling men….not that I advocate that kind of behavior, it is sick as fuck…I just advocate victims moving on and being awesome….so be awesome…like Bella Thorne and pull out that TITTY.

Here she is in a see through shirt

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2020

19

May

Chelsea Handler Topless of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is out holding her fake tit for attention because like me, her comedy is shit and can’t carry itself, so it needs the tits to get people to notice, even if they aren’t paying attention.

I always found her a loud mouth cunt and her show was some weird condescending garbage I only watched once or twice, so maybe she’s some genius talent and the titty pics are less about attention and more about sharing with her fans because she does have fan.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this bitch had an ego, thought she was going to be a big actor with her cheesy tits, a victim of thinking she’s hotter than she is…only to realize the only way to the top is through sucking comedian dick at the comedy clubs because comedians are some of the most socially awkward virginal fucks who can’t get laid, despite girls saying they look for humor in a guy, they mean they look for humor in a guy who has money.

ANYWAY, through manipulation tactics that are likely similar to this, she made it, and ow a millionaire, she can focus on her passion of exhibitionism despite being 50 fucking years old.

All this to say, you can’t hate on a whore for being a whore when it’s what she’s done for so long! I just prefer my whoring when it has more completion, more climatic moments…this is sort of the intro…where’s the gaping gangbang from a bunch of black dudes…figure it out you loose pussied trash.

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2020

19

May

Tricia Helfer Nude of the Day

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I guess TRICIA HELFER didn’t quite go the route of CHYNA and grow out a dick before doing some shitty porn then dying of steroid related chronic pain from being a wrestler, only to overdose or die of a heart attack from said chronic pain…

Instead she’s got the route of influencer in a romantically set selfie, all softly lit and focused…to show you her lean and long body….and some ass…

I know that WWE fans are some of the weirdest dudes out there and have been since the dawn of time, even if the WWE represents the psyche of AMERICA….good vs evil…vilain vs hero…fake titty white trash chicks all wrestling each other like it was some backyard tailgating party in the trailer park…

As someone who wasn’t even a fan of wrestling as a kid, it was just too gay a concept for me, two men play wrestling, that can only lead to one thing HIV…but I wasn’t against their integration of women to make it less queer and not all all those women were gutter trash, some were actually hot…THIS may be one of them…I couldn’t tell you and I’m not about to GOOGLE it.

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2020

19

May

Kayla Gratzer Nude of the Day

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Kayla Gratzer is not nearly famous enough for how hot she looks naked in this shoot with the homie ANDREW KUYKENDALL who takes some pretty great pics of some pretty hot chicks. I don’t actually know if we’re homies as I typically believe all friendships with other men, like straight porn, is pretty queer…but I have linked him up with at least one pornstar, that he produced her best photoshoot with, many fucking years ago….so in a lot of ways, I’ve contributed more to his life than he has to mine, however, he’s doing a good job paying us back through his work with pics of babes like this…

What I am trying to say is that this is a barter economy, or should be, had COVID lived up to it’s hype and shut down the fucking world…but instead it was just like some weird summer vacation where people who were going to die, died and 60 percent of other people had no symptoms and were 0 effected by the virus….

ANYWAY…Kayla Gratzer…we like her nude.

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2020

19

May

Asshole Behind Thongs of the Day

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As everything starts to open up after the COVID Lockdown that arguably was a waste of time and achieved nothing….the whole virus was a bit of a pussy and didn’t live up to any of the hype…with a little spreading of asses in thongs, for an Asshole Behind Thong moment, because sometime the THONG fabric isn’t quite big enough to cover the asshole, the asshole ring around the starfish bigger than the underwear….the bending over to reveal that…something people feel compelled to do on the internet making you ask yourself WHY?

Why would compel a girl to share pics of her asshole behind her thong? I just don’t really know but they are doing it and we’re here to document it.

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2020

19

May

Catapult Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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3000 People at a Block Party – Not Social Distancing

Man with Scooter Falls in Manhole

Bear Attacks a Man

Dude Gets Ass Santized

Just Hand Sanitizing

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2020

19

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some people are going broke from this whole COVID thing that seems to be over basically everywhere, despite the virus still existing while the whole social distancing thing clearly not existing….at least not anywhere I look, everyone is up on top of each other, just with more time to be up on top of each other, since they aren’t at work.

Some people have gone broke during COVID because they blindly trust their jobs to be secure and there for them.

Other people have got rich because they invested in oil, started a business, invented a COVID related item and sold 3,000,000 units of it….maybe it was an app..I don’t know…

Some of us just stayed status quo…but the one thing I know is that I was looking up Madison Beer on reddit after her legal team asked me to take down her masturbation video for many very valid reasons, namely the year it was shot….a video that is legally owned by her parents..making them legally sex offenders….but year…whether COVID has you better off, or worse off, or the same…the non stop cum tributes from dudes jacking off on screens displaying their favorite celebs…haven’t been too affected….

here are some morning links!

Bar Refaeli Brings out the Bikini
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Some Babe doing the Splits in Leotards
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Soccer Team Apologizes for Putting Sex Dolls in the Stands During a Game this Weekend
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Twilight Star – DEAD
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Big Titty Belly Dancers for Gordon Ramsey
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Snoop Dog Listening to Let it Go in his Car
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Kate Bock Sweating it Out in the Sauna
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Elle and Dakota Fanning’s Very White House
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AI Made an AC/DC Song
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Crocodile Wrangler of the Day
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How about just eating real bacon?
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Candice Swanepoel in the Garden Looking Hot
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Megan Fox is Single
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Time Lapse of Seasons Changing
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You Like Pussy?
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