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2020

Apr

Ashley Tisdale’s Got her Titties On of the Day

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I consistently do an Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because it makes me laugh…not to call some bitch who has a busted up face ugly, that’s kind of mean spirited and I don’t get much joy out of that…the joy comes from her acting like she’s not ugly, thinking she’s not ugly, because of FAR too much positive reinforcement…you know hoping that somewhere down the line her delusions teeter out and she full embraces who she is.

We see this all the time, fat girls who think they are hot cuz dudes are willing to fuck them, or dudes are willing to get excited about them, because dudes are pussy whipped bitches…even those who aren’t full homo…due to childhood issues or years of neglect…making them creepy ready and willing contenders waiting for their turn…it’s like girls like this become fantasies to them…because of all the hype around them…instead of realizing she sucks..they are like “if only Tisdale would date me, I’d be so lucky”…fucking losers…

Anyway, she’s been posting more and more content to social media, this probably the raciest, because as girls dabble with nudes, it allows guys to focus on what matters…teh cunt or the tits…and not the broken down face….so they put up one pic that’s racy, that they are shy about, but that they fell exhillerated doing and next thing you know….hardcore sex videos showcasing the grip of her pussy lips…on a big cock as her husband films…it’s the gateway to amateur porn…

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2020

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Bikini Tits of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the rocking tits from HBO’s Euphoria who is doing the whole “go through hollywood” to be known and celebrated, which is unlike most the kids her age, who go through social media, become a thing and have hollywood industry people either throw the world at them to be part of their movement, or rip them off and create their own versions of them…..which is all to say that instead of posting big natural tit pics like a RAT COW, she was booking legit acting jobs, before booking an HBO show to show her tits on. The whole concept is so foreign to me…but I guess Hollywood is a multi-billion dollar industry, the fact they even miss out on influencers before they become influencers confuse me.

As a reference point, I have spent the better part of running this site alone, I get that it appears that I am running the site alone based on all the glitches, lack of original content, shit like that.

Other sites have staff’s of 100s of people…doing the same shit I”m doing solo…

SO….why the fuck am I able to spot up and coming talent without any real effort, but Hollywood is missing the boat? I guess cuz of the dicks up their asses or whatever…it must be the dicks up their asses….the same dicks you’d like to see up Sydney Sweeney’s asses but she’s more about showing the titties, not how she got into Hollywood in the first place!

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2020

Apr

Rihanna Panty Flash of the Day

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I don’t have that many stories, I haven’t left the house in 15 years and I try to limit my interaction with humans the last 15 years, and this site is the product of that…

I was just saying (to myself since I don’t talk to anyone) that there was a time I would think of the most obscure fetish and the punchline was “someone has jerked off to that”….not necessarily a great joke, the joke was in thinking of the most repulsive fucking possible thing….the “someone has jerked off to that” was just how we brought it home….people have made FAR more money and FAR more success on less creative shit…

Point being…all those fetishes, even the most obscure fetish has videos of said fetish….

So now I’m left with nothing but old stories, of an old Roommate who used to make his girlfriend wear Men’s underwear, the tightly whities or the little boy superman ones, with the dick hole and triangular ribbing…you know what I mean…and if you don’t…scroll up to RIHANNA in a sheer pair of those…

I’d make fun of my friend for finding it cute or hot for a girl to dress like that, I’d be like “maybe you’re into little boys you sick fuck” and that the girl was just there because he hadn’t fully embraced his fetish…

But as it turns out in this gender bending era that dude was actually predicting a trend 20 years before it hit…because when Rihanna wears her version of little boy underwear…you know it’s happened….she’s a trendsetter you know.

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2020

Apr

Jessica Alba Pussy Dance of the Day

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Jessica Alba is still a big deal, I guess. I mean she’s a billionaire tech entrepreneur thanks to using her name when it was still relevant, despite her never having an actual respectable acting career, she was hot and that was what mattered.

The important takeaway from Jessica Alba’s career is that if you’re a hot chick, you can get anything you want, even a tech based brand….

She’s also got a TikTok where she takes her 40 year old mom of 4 ass to dance in a bikini like she doesn’t have herpes and I figure old ladies dancing is hardly that exciting, but when they are hollywood and take care of themselves, despite the whole herpes thing, it’s more interesting than them rocking their activewear…

You may not know you appreciate the high waisted bottoms, but YOU do respect the high wasited because of the mom of 4 thing…

Then there’s the whole TikTok is a Chinese Spyware app, that I guess hired this whore, because she is a whore, she gets paid to sell bullshit to people, which is what whores do….so she’s perpetuating that…despite national security…telling all her 40 year old fans they should be tracked by CHINA too, because China is the future America or some shit…and probably where she manufactures her brand….Honest…is the last thing you should think a person is who calls their brand HONEST…it’s a BAIT AND SWITCH…watch out for this one…

The only good thing about this is that her shit stains from having her ass banged out along the way during those herpes outbreaks is don’t show….

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2020

Apr

Inka Williams Titty Top of the Day

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Inka Williams is this interesting looking model from who the fuck cares who is trending on instagram at least enough for some out of touch old fuck who doesn’t really care about the most hyped or trending tits, and really doesn’t care about any tits, but I guess that could be debated by the debate team because I post tits every day of my fucking life, which in and of itself would make you think I do it because I am passionate about tits of instagram or entertainment, but really it’s just clickbait for me to bust out my stand-up comedy act that I’m working on for when the Quarantine opens up…a comedy show that my objective is to have zero laughs the entire time…not even awkward ones….

In weird Inka Williams related news, I get hate mail for posting this skinny, interesting faced girl of instagram…people call me a fag who likes little boys, because apparently this is little boy body to the people who visit this site, which makes me scared of what you think is womanly….don’t bother sharing what you find womanly…I prefer ignoring you and focusing on the lack of people who read the site, than the 2 people who do to bitch at me about Inka Willims…

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2020

Apr

Charli XCX Titty Grabbing of the Day

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The future is now. Why leave the house when you can buy a shitty green screen from Amazon for 100 dollars or less abd basically be ANYWHERE you want to be.

I don’t think Charli XCX and her gnarly ass caterpillar level eyebrows gives a fuck where she’s grabbing her tits for attention, so long as she’s grabbing her tits for attention.

The rumor is that Charli XCX is some UK popstar but no one has ever heard any of her songs, so it could be myth….like that you can’t get COVID from eating ass….but at these stage in the game you might as well be linking up for COVID ass eating parties…because we all need to get the virus once, why ride it out so hard…

Charli XCX is a massive whatever in terms of her position in the entertainment industry, but at least she’s got tits she’s hand-bra-ing for the dudes out there..reminding you that all these women are sluts and resort to slutty to stand out amongst the news.

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2020

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld’s Wild Pushed Up Tits in Some Clickbait Porn of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld must be promoting a new album, becasue along with her shitty acting from shitty movies, she’s also a pop starlet…..

I guess her agents and managers realized that there was more money in song and dance than make-belief in movies so use the movies to get celebrity, use the celebrity to sell concerts, downloads, royalties on streaming apps and MERCH.

I don’t know the economics of celebrities, but I do know that unless you’re getting the hefty backend checks on an X-Men type comic blockbuster movie, or you have crazy star power that makes you 10 million a movie or more, the whole acting thing pays, but not that much in comparison to music.

The whole acting thing is just good to get you on the map and to give you that platform to brainwash people with your bullshit.

I don’t know why her big play is to pull down her pants and show the top of her panties…that match her bra and hat…in some weirdly asian outfit…I just know her tits are busting out and that may be all I need to know.

Her dad is a fitness trainer, her uncle us a celebrity fitness trainers, yet she’s barely toned because we live in an world where you don’t have to be. Dumpy and lazy is ok thanks to photoshop, but you’re all so conditioned to fat dumpy chicks that this is tight and fit to you…but her dad is a fitness trainer and her uncle a celebrity fitness trainer…I expect more.

On her uncle:

Steinfeld develops brands and businesses as Chairman and CEO of Body by Jake. Previously, Steinfeld created FitTV, a 24-hour fitness lifestyle network, which he later sold to News Corp. Following the sale of FitTV, Jake launched ExerciseTV, a fitness on-demand television network, with partners Comcast, New Balance, and Time Warner.

Steinfeld co-founded Major League Lacrosse (MLL), the first professional outdoor lacrosse league, in 2001. MLL has six franchises in North America; the championship trophy is named the Steinfeld Cup.

And this is the body we get? Pretty disappointing really. But tits.

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2020

Apr

Rita Ora’s Hot Bikini Selfies of the Day

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When you’ve really only had success because of your rockin’ tits, you have to take a step back and look at the big picture and realize that, you have only had success because of your rockin’ tits, so you better show off those rockin tits, to ensure that people still remember you after this COVID thing is said and done, since there’s no events to consistently be at…

I think it’s a good strategy, at least for Rita Ora, and it has worked out nicely for her. She’s been able to secure a record deal, pretend she’s a popstar, all without ever having a hit song….I mean I don’t even know if she’s signed to a label…she was back in the day, but Rihanna hated her for mooching and stepping on her toys and gave the label an ultimatum….this bitch or her, and they chose her, obviously, she’s Rihanna.

So Ora as she tried navigating on her own to make that pop dream happen realized “people really like my tits, I’ll keep showing those and that one hit wonder song I crave will happen because I’ll have all those people who like my tits to listen to my song, inflate my numbers and give the illusion that I matter”..

It’s the tits get hits system. Just because their shit has millions of views, doesn’t mean it’s cuz it’s good, but it does usually mean it’s cuz of the tits…so use those tits, like Rita Ora uses her tits, and your dreams can come true to…assuming your tits aren’t like my tits, a product of obesity, low testosterone and internet-ing…

Anyway, when bored in quarantine, what is a bottom feeder to do…show her tits..exactly…keep it coming girl.

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2020

Apr

Jessica Simpson Old and Less Fat in her Bikini of the Day

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As you know, celebrities are fucking annoying pieces of shit who are overpaid to do some of the dumbest and embarassing shit possible, like sing and dance.

In being celebrities, with far too much money, living their rich person lives that I am sure haven’t been affected too badly from the quarantine in their mansions they are already reclusive in…thanks to be celebrities.

But that doesn’t mean I hate them when they get bored and post up their bikini smut, because it is a nice reminder that they are all attention seeking whores who sexualize themselves for feedback from the fans as they should.

Jessica Simpson was 240 pounds a year ago, because this bitch gets fat on the regular then loses it all, in what you’d call Yo-Yo dieting, or weird weight gain stunts for various roles she plays in the bedroom with her husband sexually….”for this fetish, I need to gain 100 pounds, to play the Texan housewife who eats too much baked goods”….before going back to “but then we’ll sell an ad for a few million to some weightloss company nd I’ll play thinner, still busy, ex popstar wife”….you know to keep the husband feeling like he’s fucking new pussy, not the same old Jessica Simpson pussy…

At 39, she’s too old to be in a bikini, but I’ll still look at her clickbait tits…because what the fuck else is there to do.

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2020

Apr