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2020

May

Elle Fanning Getting Fucked of the Day

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I don’t find Elle Fanning hot, but I do wonder if she has blonde pubic hair…or is it all lies…but I always wonder if blonde girls have blonde pubic hair ever since I discovered that some blondes had blonde pubic hair….it was the 90s…and Brian De Palma’s dressed to kill had a shower scene…and in that shower scene some bitch with a huge blonde bush had her huge blonde bush and I thought “awesome”….

Anyway, she’s in a new series, or a new movie, or something that’s getting some hype as these bigger budget actual Hollywood shows do…that whole marketing thing to get that money back in…pretty useless in the grand scheme of things but it got Elle Fanning naked so she can pretend she’s this deep and amazing talent..when talent doesn’t exist bro…it’s all nonsense, luck and some parents who know how to pimp their kids…

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2020

May

Lena Dunham Still Disgusting of the Day

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In case you were wondering….and you weren’t….I know….it can’t get much worse…but it’s going to get worse…and to the people who allowed this creature to enter popculture with her shitty TV show…you should be ashamed of yourselves…

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2020

May

Francia Raisa aka Selena Gomez’s Organ Donor Tits of the Day

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Francia Raisa is a fucking sucker…She was a nothing actress who wanted to be so close to celebrity that she gave her fucking organ for it.

You could argue that she was just a kind hearted girl who was there to help a friend, you know that’s the story they want you to think.

But the truth is that she was a fame whore, who got close enough to a top tier, like a groupie that she is and when she matched with GOMEZ, it was a dream come true…to be the Kidney that Selena survives because of…big moves, big power moves…to secure her place…

I mean I don’t know the actual truth, but to assume that Selena Gomez at her level of weirdness and fame isn’t harvesting organs, or cute girls who are a match, to keep her alive than you are crazy…this is exactly the reason you’d want to be rich and famous in the first place…so that you can do all the evil tyrant shit to survive or at least to stay entertained…

Anyway, since the organ trade off, a scar you see on her side in these titty pics, Francia has gone one to do nothing…she barely even has followers…and her claim to fame will forever be the person duped by Selena Gomez for an organ….which is probably more that she’d have accomplished without that…plus I am sure there was some sort of one time payment for the Kidney, otherwise this cunt is stupid.

Luckily stupid cunt is our favorite cunt.

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2020

May

Noah Cyrus Nipple Ring of the Day

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I am having a hard time describing this Noah Cyrus face…

I know that you all hate her, but the trying to be edgy, face injected pile of cow dung that got struck by lightning after Billy Ray fucked it one night on their Tennessee ranch….so they named it Noah…like the Ark….saving all the animals by giving them hope that their dung, if fucked properly….can keep their species alive in some natural disaster…or dooms day strike….

But she’s got her nipple ring out…you know edgy, just not where you’d want edges on a girl so that they look less like the slop that they are…and more like something you’d want to fuck….

The rich and entitled, coddled, trying hard to be a celebrity, only known because of her sister who she doesn’t even look like she’s related to…not even like the retard sister with the brain injury…or Miley Cyrus went to space….but more like a dermoid cyst that was tended to and protected rather than thrown out in the biohazard bin at the clinic because Billy Ray had an incubator from raising ferrets that he could use to grow it into this….he always believed in her survival…from animal feces…or vaginal cysts with teeth…that dad instinct kicked in and her gave her a life man…he gave her a life..

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2020

May

Nicole Scherzinger Still Stripping of the Day

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I have always said that when Nicole Scherzinger first transitioned, she learned how to be a woman as a stripper or Vegas show girl, so TIKTOK must be a dream come true to her, it’s a place she can strip and still strip well into her 40s to remind you of her stripping dances that got her famous with the Pussycat Dolls all those years ago.

The fact is that she may not have been a stripper, and she may have just appropriated a stripper’s dance for her personal gain while actual strippers were dying in puddles of drug overdoses….in which case should be cancelled for appropriation but before she is…watch her stripper dance for Tiktok…she’s still got that manly hotness you love…proving that men, even as women, age better.

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2020

May

Nude Artists of the Day

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I am a firm believer that art is bullshit. That artists who call themselves art are bullshit. That people who can created realistic paintings are just people who have trained. They are skilled workers, technical workers…I don’t really get into the whole visionary bullshit. That’s just fluffy nonsense to make things that take no time to do, no effort to do, no skill to do…worth money…it is polarizing garbage and turning it into gold…and it’s dumb…

I do like looking at art, even if I don’t believe in it…especially when it’s perverted…whether the perv shit in the process of making the art…you know naked girls in paint and supplies…or if the end result is perverted….all pervert shit is good…you can call it whatever you want…art, a mess, a lie, bullshit…but it is still worth looking at!

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2020

May

Britney Spears Prison Workout Tits of the Day

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Britney Spears is in prison. White collar prison maybe, a little house arrest, her dad the enforcer….and I guess this is one of her prison workouts with one of her guards that I hear she rapes because you can’t say no to Britney, especially if you’re a homosexual…I mean she’s a fucking gay icon…this is Britney Spears…hot tits, and remember the crazy ones are the best fucks.

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2020

May

Motorcycle Drummer and Other Videos of the Day

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18 Wheeler Coming in Hot

Best Insurance Scam

Karma for a Cyclist

75 Year Old Chinese Porsche Driver

Home Invasion

One Car Pushed Another Into the River

Man Does Flip to Fake an Injury

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2020

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think “you don’t get to decide how I feel about it” is the worst advancement in humanity. It’s one of those entitled things girls say when you smile at them and they call you a creepy “Man” or at least when you say “I was just smiling out of courtesy” and they come back at you with “well I think it is creepy and you don’t get to decide how I feel about it”.

I remember seeing a girl freak out on a guy who told her to “smile”, which up until a few years ago was a normal thing when someone had a resting bitch face or looked mad. It was a friendly “hey, don’t be sad”…and the bitch went off on the guy…she was one of those “armpit” hair girls who wears tank tops in the winter so that people know how feminist she is. Like a meathead muscle bro who just got a tribal tattoo or some other faggot shit that leads to dudes wearing tank tops in the winter.

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2020

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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So I was having sex with a woman who was born during the first pandemic of 1920 and she said that this quarantine hasn’t got shit on that quarantine, and you are all just a bunch of spoiled babies…..I mean she wasn’t technically born in 1920…but her cunt smelled like it so if I was a blind man, that is what I would have assumed, and why go against what blind people think…I’m not a racist like that.

THAT SAID…girls are pretty fucking keen to fuck during the quarantine….nothing else to do, a little risk factor for the danger loving ones…a little company for the lonely crazy ones that have no one….a little opportunity knocks for the ugly fat ones who normally lose out to other hotter girls because not all pussy is created equal and some ARE bad enough to see this as a window of opportunity….

Not that you care…I am just saying that facebook deleted this comment I wrote in 2008 or 2009 “LIKE a girl i am trying to have sex with’s website page – when she hits 2,000 – I get anal” but I logged onto instagram and saw actual anal from a girl looking for 2,000 likes and that’s ok….

Not that you care…you’re fighting about opening the economy and risking COVID or not, you know the important things you have no SAY over, you are a slave and there is clearly a bigger agenda here to keep you a slave…just accept your fate…slave and stop your fucking whining…

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