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2020

01

May

Top Booty of Instagram of the Day

If you got an ass, show off the ass, because the ass is the most coveted body part a girl can have…

So logically, the girls on instagram like to show off their asses, whether they are aspiring models, influencers, or just moms who work out because ass is the most coveted body part a girl can have….

Whether they got titties or not…the ass is the most celebrated because good tits come in all sizes…where a good ass…is a little harder to pull off…

So if you have fat injections in the ass or the Facetune app to give yourself the ass…gaming the audience, but you don’t care, it’s your feed haters….and you believe your own lie… Or if you are actual good ass, from genetics or booty workouts….which is a crazy concept…follow the lead of these asses of instagram and let the people know…because we like good ass.

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2020

01

May

Rihanna Bra and Panties of the Day

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Rihanna is pretty fucking BEEFY….she’s starting to look like a fertility statue…or just a fat chick who is now at risk of dying from COVID dude to underlying health issues that fat people are prone to.

I’ve always thought of her as thick, because she always had big legs and where there are big legs is oftentimes a big girl who is a few snacks and lazy months away from obesity.

I have never been to Barbados, but I’ve known people from Barbados and their moms and sisters are all fat as fuck. They like all that bad foods that causes the SUGAR…which is DIABETES in Patois I guess. SO I guess she’s following the path of her people….and owning it….at least enough to get into her lingerie as per her contract with her lingerie partners who probably make her more money than her music.

She hasn’t released music in a long time, hasn’t toured in a long time and why would she, she’s fucking rich.

I think that’s the best approach, rather than the J.Lo approach of “I can’t stop dancing like the cunt that I am”….because if you have all you need, what more do you fucking need you greedy fucking cunts…she makes millions a year not touring, so why the fuck tour…for the fans? These people don’t care about the fans, they care about the money….it’s SEX work man…sex work that I think go her the music career at 15 to begin with…but I have no proof of that…

Her tits are big but gross, her body big but gross, but when you’re Rihanna you’re not ashamed to pose like this, cuz that ego is bigger than her pantsize…

Fat is in, body positive so all these bitches starving themselves out can finally eat…

The fact this is Rihanna is funny, but bitches get old. It’s natures way of saying we shouldn’t waste our time trying to fuck them, they infertile, go for the fresher meat not the rotting meat found in the trash outside Walmart by Joe Exotic to feed his tigers.

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2020

01

May

Good Old Fashioned On/Off’s of the Day

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I think that along with social distancing, mandatory lock downs, essentially businesses only as long as they are BIG BOX retailers and masks in all public places should come mandatory ON/OFFs before any girl under 150 pounds.

I figure if we are going to herd the population to control them, we should control them the right way and do it by getting bitches naked.

You know a good old fashioned girl in clothing, stripping out of that clothing, so that you can see how that clothing either helps her or hides the goods because like in real life, some girls are amazing naked where you’re like “where the fuck did that come from”….while others are all lies thanks to functional clothing.

I am a TRUTH seeker…let me SEE THE truth….

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2020

01

May

Fitness Friday of the Day

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Thanks to the lie that is an instagram photo, we can never be too sure if the fit girls we are looking at are actually fit, or if they are just photoshopped, or victims of cosmetic surgeries, or just know they just know their angles.

A LOT of lies are going on out there and not just with the fake news, but with EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FAKE no one even cares for what is real because they have the depth of a fucking drying cum shot on the floor because girls don’t let you fuck them.

But luckily, I can put my need for REAL aside when looking at pics of babes pretending to be fit, or looking fit, and just buy into the lie….because why the fuck not, it’s not like I ever have to see or interact with the real version of them.

I know, it’s like jacking off to ANIME, or an artist rendition of a hot bitch….you know COURT ROOM DRAWING Porn….but I’ll buy into it because what the fuck else are you going to do…

What it comes down to is the FIT Is better than fat even if it is fat pretending to be fit thanks to FACETUNE and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Posted in:Feature

2020

01

May

20 Titty Drops of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I love when someone leads into a post with an URBAN DICTIONARY definition of a cultural phenom, like the TITTY drop, because we are a bunch of old fucks who call it TITTY FLASHING….

But becasue the world is weird, there’s specific nuances, I don’t even know what nuance means, but it seems like the word to use, to really hone in on and TARGET the content to specifically SPEAK to the person with that fetish…

So a TITTY drop is more than a TITTY flash…or a TITTY Reveal…

IT IS….and I quote…

“When breasts, or titties, are suspended and then released suddenly. As they fall, they jiggle back into place, creating a very pleasant viewing experience.”

An example would be:

“Unlike your balls, check out that titty drop”….

Here’s 20 examples for you.

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2020

01

May

Asses in Thongs of the Day

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This is actually called ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS, but I run a SAFE FOR WORK publication here. I am not a PORN SITE and I will not be labeled one. If people can identify as being other genders, I can identify as not being porn…it’s far less insane a concept…since assholes aren’t porn, they are biological parts of us mammals..I mean if you spend an hour in a dog park before dog parks were banned you’d have seen 1000 assholes on the dogs in the parks and sometimes their owners…

SO DON’T LABEL ME, or GENDER ME by SAYING THIS IS PORN….

It’s girls that are clothed man….and if that’s porn to you, you should be locked up, because you’re a predator to any clothed girl outside….and there are clothed girls outside….

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2020

01

May

Skylar Grey Nude of the Day

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I’ve done posts on Skylar Grey before and for once I remember who she is. I’m always like “I don’t know who this bitch is” when it’s really the one responsibility I have to you my dear reader that I know is a Russian Spam bot trying to rig the election in Biden’s favor…

The point is that sometimes, despite hating celebrities and thinking they are overrated pieces of shit who offer the world nothing, I remember the celebrity tits in question for what they have done in that shitty, narcissitic, entertainment industry bullshit…

In this case, she’s written a bunch of pop songs, and is launching a solo career as song writers do, they want that glory too…and she’s marketing herself by being slutty, reducing herself to tits, and is probably one of those “Don’t Sexualize Me”…types…who can’t admit that tits get hits and that’s the only reason anyone is watching her…

Either way, boring.

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2020

01

May

Rita Ora Cleavage of the Day

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Rita Ora is a titty model who forgets she’s a titty model and pretends to be a pop star or singing…I guess it seems more high profile, or like it requires more talent than being a titty model, despite titty modelling being the most interesting thing she can do. No song will outdo these tits…it’s like meeting a stripper who tells you she’s a entrepreneur because she’s got a tanning salon or some shit…that makes no money and is financed by her stripping…you gotta remember who you are and what your tits mean to the big picture…if you have big tits just ride it out the whole music thing that has been failing is just over achieving.

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2020

01

May

Naughty Nurses of the Day

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Nurses on the front lines of the fake COVID crisis are the true heroes.

Especially when they get naked on the internet to celebrate all the love and attention they get.

I mean people are honking and banging pots and pans at 7 pm everyday in parts of Canada to let nurses know they matter….

Which I guess gets deep into their egos, and makes them feel invincible, so they get naked on the internet as people do when they feel at the top of their game. confidence man….

The fake COVID crisis isn’t isn’t to say the virus is a scam, I’m sure it’s a real virus, it is just to say all the data is confusing, the reason for the virus or how the virus was handled confusing, the fear mongering top notch, and since I don’t trust the government or the media ever, and since I assume the government is slow moving and probably covering up a fuck up, while liking their new position as BIG BROTHER with the best excuse to BIG BROTHER… I fall into more of what they’d call a conspiracy theorist than just accepting things at face value.

You should never accept things at face value, or listen and believe what TV is telling you but you should also never believe what the internet is telling you.

What isn’t fake news, or lies, or misguided information, is girls getting naked on the internet….

So, these are the heroes of the last few months according to the media that lies to us, but the real heroes are the ones getting naked to deal with being heroes.