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2020

24

Apr

Lais Ribeiro’s Bikini Selfies of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is in a sauna doing some bullshit self care lie that these people of instagram pretend they do because they know so much about health and wellness because they are overpaid and hot.

Get the fuck out of her with your “self care” nonsense…and just stick to being hot.

She’s a 29 year old Victoria’s Secret model who had a kid when she was underage because of Catholicism and being a slut who lets dudes cum in her….

I figured they brought her in from Brazil in their Human Trafficking they used to do before they were linked to Epstein.

Sure Victoria’s Secret, you just happen to source these girls totally randomly in all these countries around the world that aren’t the USA, to give million dollar contracts with…with no dark side…or perverted side to the process.

Just like you manufacture the yeast infection / covid pussy as we call it, panties in CHINA factories with Slave Labor….to finance your mall brand and all your mall locations that are quickly going broke because there is nothing premium about DOLLAR STORE bullshit…..

They think it has to do with not being WOKE and did some knee jerk reaction to pretend to be woke after 20 years of using international sex workers….all of a sudden they life fat girls and trannies…get the fuck out of here…

However, they have brought us some good over the years, and clearly at 29, this Lais Ribeiro chick is looking awesome for a teen mom..

Keep the selfies coming! So we can….keep coming…if you jerk off to this kind of thing instead of actual porn…

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2020

24

Apr

Naughty Nurses on the Frontlines of the Day

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In keeping things COVID, since COVID is still everything on the fucking news, like we aren’t bored of it by now…and instead get to sit and brew on our paranoias, or mental health issues, or laziness…dealing with our minds we’ve been able to distract ourselves from so well all our lives…as we try to figure out if Bill Gates has good intentions, if contact tracing is really something we need to fuck with to fight the virus…..if that asshole Neighbor gave it to us when chatting with us for 5 minutes before disclosing they tested positive weeks earlier….because now we have to deal with stubborn deniers who think they are invincible….or those who already survived it and feel like they can’t get it again…so fuck the rest of us…

Is it as bad as they say it is, is it all a scam, do we have money to pay for food and rent….and are our frontline workers really heroes as locally over 10,000 never went back to work after they did a 14 day quarantine because fuck that…unemployment is better…

All I’ve discovered over the course of the virus is that nurses are slutty and post nudes to deal with stress or to get feedback to either build their onlyfans or to get off because they are givers…but I didn’t really discover that, I always knew nurses were the sex workers of the hospital..and that girls as a concept are slutty.

I’ve basically learned nothing other than reaffirmed what I’ve already known…fuck the gov’t, people are nuts, and leave me the fuck alone….

Here are those front liners being NAUGHTY.

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2020

24

Apr

Ashely Tisdale’s Shitty Bathing Suit of the Day

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Ashely Tisdale is some dog shit high school musical Disney produced pile of nothing….

Over the course of her career that involved being on High School Musical…and that’s about it…she has been confused for being a hot chick.

They really marketed her as the hot one.

People really bought into that storyline because people are mindless sheep who don’t have eyes, brains or opinions of their own.

Which is too bad because it lets shit filter through the cracks, into our water and next thing you know we all have water born illness, shitting ourselves for years…in the form of Ashely Tisdale existing.

At least she got a nose job and tries to use her tits to divert from her life changing deviated septum surgery / nose job….that I guess was positioned as life changing but was really an attempt to make her less ugly.

They failed.

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2020

24

Apr

Miley Cyrus Braless of the Day

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Braless Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Cody Simpson look like they are on their way to the town aryan brotherhood meeting during the California stay home order….is the FBI parked outside their compound with negotiators ready to get to the bottom of their arms reserves…on some WACO shit….

It would make sense because Miley and her dad have enslaved a few black people in their money making schemes over the last 5 years, like good Southern Folk who have a plantation to tend to, only their plantation is music….Mike Will Made It….Old Town Road…they are culture vulture hicks and they are winning.

On 420, Miley announced not smoking weed, the world assumed she was pregnant, but based on these pics, it looks like she’s just committed to her inner lesbian that is a legit lesbian…it’s had sex with girls for publicity and to prove how open, inclusive, edgy she is.

It’s text book Disney produced puppetry….but there may be a fetish in this somewhere!

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2020

24

Apr

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie’s on some trendy e-bike for what I am sure she’s either getting paid for, or maybe her fake internet boyfriend in their transactional business relationship is one of the investors in, because the two idiots called the paparazzi for some coverage of them on the beach with it, because nothing generates some hype during a pandemic like staged paparazzi bikini pics of some rich kid trying to be a Kardashian by fucking a Kardashian…

It is sickening that the importance in America is put on reality stars pushing themselves and product, fighting for attention amongst each other…but that’s the world we live in and I’ll still stare at Sofia Richie’s bikini tits, because she’s hot enough and that’s all I got to say about these masked assholes who we can collectively hope COVID actually takes out.

Garbage. Eliminate the Garbage.

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2020

24

Apr

Christina Milian Big Cleavage of the Day

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Christina Milian is a 40 year old with some big fucking milk filled tits.

She’s pregnant with her second kid, or she was pregnant and gave birth to her kid, a kid she had with a different baby daddy, because at 40 years old you kind of have to bite the bullet and go through with the pregnancy as Menopause is knocking, no matter how good she looks her organs are still old and rotten as shit…

So, the one hit wonder, and really all we need is one hit in our lives, it’s enough to carry you….hasn’t really done anything substantial all these years besides a few song credits on some major pop songs that I am sure pay heavy….and the whole first kid child support allowing her to chill….and show off the milk filled tits.

If you were around in the late 90s, early 2000s, you probably jacked off to her music video at least once. It was pre porn and the whole point of the music video, so not quite as creepy as when you jerk off to girls doing yoga in the park.

There are milk filled tit fetishes on the internet, like engorged vein fetishes, and lactation fetishes, which I don’t get…keep your breeding to your damn self…it’s fucking gross.

But sometimes a milk filled engorged tit isn’t as offensive…

This is one of those times.

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2020

24

Apr

Delilah and Amelia Hamlin Masked Up of the Day

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Delilah Belle and her Slutty Sister are the product shat out by bottom feeder Lisa Rinna, who along with being naked in Playboy after a shitty Soap Opera career, which is basically porn for old fat trailer park women on disability, that she turned into bottom feeding reality show stardom based on being rich in LA, because she’s living her dream like the pile of trash that she is….

In living her dream out, she’s had a few kids that she’s trained to be high end, rich person hookers, who manipulate the media as best as they can as low level reality star offspring….be slutty, get noticed and hopefully you can become a kardashian too.

In famewhoring, they put on some bike shorts, jacked them up into their cunts, threw on a mask for effect…you know current climate shit…and hot, rich, but not too rich to feel secure because they grew up with more rich and relevant people, out whoring…the way nature intended!

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2020

24

Apr

Hilary Duff Lookin Good of the Day

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Hilary Duff has lost about 50 pounds so she’s looking better than ever. There’s some shape to her face, she’s got her tan on, and you can barely notice her stupid hair color.

I am not one of those “look how much this overrated trash has improved over the last 3 years” type. If anything I am still fully committed to thinking everything Hilary Duff is pretty fucking shit…but I can recognize a girl who has improved her look, because hotter version of themselves, a better version of themselves…

I didn’t really give a fuck about Hilary Duff when she was young and Famous, fresh out of Disney bullshit…I only started noticing her after her marriage and kid….as her ass and thighs kept getting thicker and thicker…to the point of being too thick…like move my fucking fridge for me tank big…good and sturdy to handle gangbangs these celebs love.

This is her being an influencer in selfie mode at 30…and as long as it’s on mute, it’s tolerable.

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2020

24

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Takes her Top Off of the Day

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This is from a few days ago, but I am posting them because I want to outline an old slut in her 50s stripping down to her lace bralette like she was a fucking 20 year old…because she’s J.Lo…the overachieving tyrant piece of shit…who you can just tell is a HORRIBLE fucking person…straight from the Bronx…where her

I guess when you think of all the shit J.Lo did to climb the ladder in a pre-interent era to the top where she still reigns at the top of the Jenny from the Block Throne…pulling out her shitty mom tits in a slutty top is barely a thing…

The only funny thing about it is thinking back to our ideas of 50 year olds about a decade ago…the nice granny baking cookies for the trailer park on July 4th weekend…Freedom 55…not some megalomaniac cunt who think what she does is important…despite it being bottom feeding irrelevant shit.

That’s the problem in the world, all these top 40 money grubbers think what they do is important…

J.Lo is garbage…the only thing she’s good for is giving Puerto Ricans hope that they too can be J.Lo one day…that American Dream they are entitled to.

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2020

24

Apr

Assholes Behind Thongs of the Day

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For the most part, there are assholes behind everything. From your favorite movie, song, TV show, clothing company, car company, restaurant, beverage company, girl….to thongs…just giant fucking assholes running the fucking show.

There’s a fetish or a series of people who are really into their assholes. It’s the younger generation and anal is their norm or their obsession.

The first MEME I saw about COVID was about eating ass, it was likely the most shared meme about COVID….”Eating Ass Builds Your Immunity”…and it was being spread around by 25 year olds who get all their info from Memes…relating to the ass eating their generation has embraced.

SO…in this era of self promotion, self love, narcissism, perversion…showing asshole is basically the new handshake…and showing asshole behind your thong is just what happens when you wear a thong..so why not show it off.

I’m down with the direction society is taking.

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