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2024

08

Mar

Sofia Vergara’s Got her Tits Out of the Day

Old lady Sofia Vergara with the big scary eyebrows and the plastic face was at some event the other night and she brought out her old lady tits, that were once younger lady tits, which allowed her to buy her way out of Colombia, possibly as a drug mule, but probably as a rich kid whose family owned a coffee plantation or some other generational wealth that would finance her trip to Miami, work visas, and life while living as a single mother working as some obscure host….before meeting the right network of people in Miami, impressed by her tits that they sent her to Hollywood.

I am convinced that her accent is fake as fuck, that it’s all part of her bullshit origin story and she just keeps playing it up like a novelty act. I’ve met Spanish speakers who LIVE in Spanish speaking countries that speak better English than someone who claims to have been in the USA for 30 fucking years stealing the jobs of locals.

So either she’s lazy, retarded, or bullshit…and who cares when she’s got the geriatric tits out….because even old lady tits are distracting.

She’s with that same Karol G bitch I thought was Kesha in the KATY PERRY post of 3-4 minutes ago…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2024

08

Mar

Katy Perry in her Whale Tail Corset Outfit of the Day

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Katy Perry is launching a new album because she’s got a boner after seeing how much Taylor Swift has made on tour and in her mind and probably the mind of most, Taylor Swift’s a fucking fraud imposter and she hates her…

But these are celebs and they’ll dick suck each other with their fake smiles and fake caring about each other, when really they all hate each other….

I don’t know if Katy Perry knows she’s old and washed out and that she has been a pretty disappointing clunky cankle pop star all these years…because people bought into her bullshit.

I do know that she thinks she’s hot, probably on Ozempic….and basically walking around in a corset dress with her visible g-string, like it’s the late 90s when Katy Perry was 45.

I think she’s posing with Kesha, who also is on Ozempic and no longer as fat, and for those of you who don’t know, this duo, pre-fame, were little hipster party girls who went to coachella and other hipster events trying to make it…and eventually making it….but apparently she’s with some chick named Karol G.

I find this repulsive, it’s like a pig bitch trying to be fuckable at the farm because the pig bitch is the only fuck hole within miles….but you probably like it.

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Posted in:Katy Perry

2024

08

Mar

Hilary Duff’s Pregnancy Swimsuit of the Day

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Hilary Duff is a slutty child star who has been linked to a lot of men over the course of her existence in the limelight and we can only imagine there are many that aren’t named because it was done secretly at casting pool parties or at celebrity homes that have tight security as they transported in an old repair van for the fuck…you know how it is.

She’s also got kids with multiple men, pregnant again, because she’s obviously anti-abortion and has a breeder fetish…just getting all cummed inside of herself all the fucking time until one sticks because she’s a fucking pervert into sex.

Anyway, she posted a pretty weird and creepy ready to drop in her swimsuit…talking about her kids being home while she does her stretches half naked in this diarrhea colored suit that looks like a turd that grew fat stubby legs…

The shadow of her gunt over her used up mom cunt is the highlight of this shot…and by highlight I mean notable thing to look at to disgust you….

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2024

08

Mar

X-Tina Aguilera Pretends to Care About Women for Financial Gain of the Day

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Here’s Christina Aguilera doing a cash grab for some political agenda bullshit, because nothing says a corporation I want to boycott than one that gets involved in political talking points, instead of just doing their bullshit job of ride share….

So as Lyft pushes some corporate agenda to celebrate Women’s History Month, because International Women’s Day wasn’t enough, or the right to vote wasn’t enough, or the right to work and pay taxes wasn’t enough, or the right to be taken seriously in the home instead of being used as a breeding machine before being killed off and replaced with a younger model wasn’t enough…..

But not just women, they are also celebrating dudes who pretend they are women….or NON BINARIES….

Which as a man you should take serious offense to this…because their being INCLUSIVE by linking women drivers, with women passengers, excluding men who identify as men, because an app should know what I identify as in my psychosis….

I’d be mad, but for those of you who have ever driven with a woman is probably an ideal thing, save the women drivers for the chicks and trannies, I’m more interested in arriving alive….

What a dumb fucking feature….

More importantly, X-Tina Aguilera is a huge money grubbing star, so there’s no way she’s not making 1,000,000 dollars off this “Collab” where she lazily reads a script, not even creating an original song for the money….

Pretending to give a fuck about women, or women’s empowerment, when she reduces women to fuck objects….or did in her early days through her sensationalized fake tits rolling in mud music video…

More importantly, that 1,000,000 dollar spend on Aguilera, could have been contributed to actual women in need, rather than some woman with too much money…

So fuck LYFT and their virtue signalling bullshit, this is offensive….mainly because Aguilera isn’t empowering herself with her tits out…as she does this cash grab political posturing…

Posted in:X-Tina

2024

08

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown has Nipples of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown is the Stranger Things girl. She was cast on the hit show when she was a tween, which targeted a bunch of stunted nerdy grown men to get excited and fall in love with her like she was Emma Watson in Harry Potter, only for her to eventually turn 18, and for them to all collectively pull their dicks out and jerk off to the first pic posted of her as a legal chick, because not all creeps are that perverted and some of these weird crushes on child stars stem from being stunted and finding some emotional attachment to the girl that they’d never disrespect, but that they would jerk off to at 18.

Not that I know anything about these weirdos, I’m just making assumptions from the adult nerds I know who play dress up and watch cartoons as adults. They are creepy, but not predators.

Anyway, in very important news, she’s got nipples.

She’s not one of those double mastectomy girls, or inverted nipple girls, and that’s probably SUPER exciting for you SUPER MAN loving freaks.

Posted in:Millie Bobby Brown

2024

08

Mar

Sabrina Carpenter Looking Like. Porn Chick at the AVNs of the Day

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I guess most women look like porn chicks. They pretend that they are involved in some new and innovative style category, like the recently viral “Mob Wife” look that people jumped on because they are all hive mind loses.

The reality is that no matter how you dress a bitch looks like a porn chick, maybe because anyone is a porn chick if you jerk off to her tits, but probably because mainstream girls thought dudes jerking off to porn chicks, meant that dudes wanted mainstream girls to be porn chicks, when really they just wanted them to be porn chicks in the privacy of their bedroom with them, not so publicly facing…

Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter with her tits out, is on tour with Taylor Swift, who I guess controls this girl and has her under her weird spell a their coven, and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Sabrina Carpenter

2024

08

Mar

Angelina Michelle is the Instagram Of The Day

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Angelina Michelle is an extremely redheaded model. So redheaded that it looks like it comes out of a box that is on sale and that every white haired French Canadian woman who lives in a trailer park and works at the local poutine factory has jumped onto it.

If you’ve been to Quebec, that imagery will hit, to everyone else, maybe there are white trash bitches in their 60s committed to the red hair.

Anyway, this one is a legit model apparently signed by ELITE and her content is pretty fun produced photoshoots, which is exciting to me.

I am from the produced photoshoot era and this selfie shit just doesn’t speak to my soul, it’s annoying and makes me hate the self producing bitches photoshopping themselves to be hot, let a corporation or trained photographer do that for you.

She’s got pale skin, I don’t know how pink the pussy and nips are, but from redheaded nudes, probably real pink contrasting that orange pubic hair…almost too pink really…and well, she’s also got tits.

She’s a white as fuck, ginger as fuck, hot tall body with tits as fuck model…That’s all we know about her an here’s some of her IG pics.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Mar

Larolon is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Larolon….

La roll on my dick…or on my face…or just use those titties as a thanksgiving dinner roll on my dick, or on my face if the dick’s to hard to find amongst the obesity…

She’s from Argentina but currently in Miami. I assume she’s one of those migrants that everyone pretends they are mad at when they scream about politics….THE BORDER….the ALIEN KILLED SOME COLLEGE GIRL….THE BORDER…THE ILLEGALS…you know it never fucking ends…but when it’s someone who has tits like LAROLON….all of a sudden the border crisis becomes something you can jerk off to…

Seek ASYLYM on my dick…or on my face…or just use those titties as a dinner roll LAROLON…you million follower followed slut.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Whenever I see a retard working the cash at a grocery store, I think to myself, that guy is probably an onlyfans customer. You know there is no way that his entire paycheck doesn’t go directly into the pocket of some whore manipulating him, and I feel bad about that….sure, lots of money can be scammed out of lots of idiots on the internet, it’s proven everyday by Instagram models with millions of followers who do nothing but pose half naked, not very well, and not very original or compelling….just the same tactic as the other internet marketer scamming the unsuspecting retard…it is the telemarketing of this era and you fools are the old ladies who think their grandson needs bail money….get it together….

On that note, I should start gaming the internet better, because I want a private jet like a kardashian and I don’t think it’s too difficult to achieve thanks to all you easy to manipulate retards…my only regret is waiting 20 years to do it….

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2024

07

Mar

Charli XCX Titties Out of the Day

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I think one of the most interesting things in this series of pics is that some dude is asking Charli XCX for her autograph and she’s snubbing him.

Come one, she had to have hired the kid to do this because there is no way someone is waiting for her autograph in this era, unless that kid is really fucking weird, this is like hiring bodyguards and renting a limo to go to the stripclub so the whores think you’re rich and important so they suck your dick harder even though sucking dick at the strip club is illegal.

I guess you’ll find her saggy ass tits the most interesting thing about this shit, but that’s because you’re a Charli XCX fan and I am a guy who thought Charli XCX only performed at birthday parties and night clubs, when really she’s a big star….

I don’t believe it, but she’s got tits she’s showing off and I can believe that…

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Posted in:Charli XCX