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2020

13

Apr

Lisa Rinna and Daughter Delilah Hamlin Dance in Sheer Dresses Nips Out of the Day

Lisa Rinna is like any mom in Hollywood of her age who moved their to get famous, sucked dick to get famous, but is now on a reality show…a famewhore who likes attention, the media, press.

In being a famewhore, she’s extended that onto her kids, that she’s raised to be young sluts of their own. In an attempt to keep up with the Hadids and Jenners, because that’s how vile people of Los Angeles are. Their dreams are so fucking silly…to be the biggest whore people celebrate, or at least be the mother to the biggest whore people celebrate, when they could be focusing on more important issues.

In keeping up with being a stage mother fame whore, she took advantage of the Quarantine incest movement going on across america, it’s like prison sex but less gay…she decided to do a titty dance tits out with her baby girl….in a “show em what momma taught you to do with your titties to get noticed”….tapping into any mom/daughter fetish you may have…and I know people who have had them…while Rinna uses Hamlin for attention by being all braless in a dress together…I bet they pee in front of each other too.

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2020

13

Apr

Kaia Gerber Bikini of the Day

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Kaia Gerber took a minute away from her home schooled because her parents wanted her to be a vapid coked up model in the fashion industry like her momma. It’s just so luxurious…

Plus it allows narcissistic mom to live vicariously through her daughter since she’s 100 fucking years old and tapped out of her Model life, instead living in one of her many malibu mansions, with her husband who made too much selling his alcohol company he had with Clooney.

This brat wants you to think she’s smart….as she posts her self being a whore in a bikini that is to inspire dudes to jerk off and not reaffirm her fashionable position. This is smut. This is not fashion.

So as she struggles to read her Marguerite Duras – who was one of France’s most important and prolific writers. Born Marguerite Donnadieu in 1914 in what was then French Indochina, she went to Paris in 1931 to study at the Sorbonne. During WWII she was active in the Resistance, and in 1945 she joined the Communist Party. Duras wrote many novels, plays, films, and essays during her lifetime. She is perhaps best known for her internationally bestselling novel The Lover, which won the Prix Goncourt in 1984. She died in Paris in 1996.

She takes that ADD (this is boring) minute to shoot some bikini selfies, because she knows, like all girls know, that’s all that fucking matters.

She is 18, still very young, but already set for life…so anything she does is really just filling time until impending death. To assume she would have substance or do something meaningful is wishful thinking at best, when all you really need to do to get the likes, since you don’t need the money, is pose like a whore who has fucked Pete Davidson in a bikini.

She looks good though, it’s just a waste of a life, she has every resource to do good, but instead does “modeling”…at least it looks good though.

Here she is being slutty on ZOOM

Here she is braless in West Hollywood for EASTER with her dad…because if you have an 18 year old daughter…having her chilling braless in a tank top is what you want for her…

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2020

13

Apr

Selena Gomez Being Latin of the Day

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Selena Gomez is not looking like herself, I guess they took off 30 lbs of bloat from her face, those steroids and Chemotherapy treatments she takes from her LUPUS when she’s not hopped up on booze and drugs mixed with her prescription mental health pills because she claims she’s bipolar, when it’s likely a Britney and Lovato situation where they are just told they are bipolar by the machine to make them feel weak, vulnerable, with disease and unable to escape.

She actually looks like HELENA BONER CARTER in the Alice in Wonderland movie where the CGIed her giant Queen of Hearts head onto her mini body.

I don’t know what these images bring that image to mind….I don’t even think I saw that movie…

I don’t mind the white as fuck despite being a Gomez, entitled rich brat who was coddled her whole life to become the earner that she is, trying to rebrand and remind you all that she’s still around, because the fear all these idiots have is to be forgotten, even though her other fear should be premature death from her Auto-Immune disease that makes her easily compromised by COVID.

This just doesn’t look like Selena Gomez to me. I mean plastic surgery, cosmetic bullshit, is a thing, a thing that I guess happened here.

The funny thing in all this is that the Kidney Harvaster typically doesn’t annoy me or offend me. I wouldn’t go so far to say I like her, but I really don’t dislike her….I am sure her pop music sucks, but I’ve never heard it, so I can focus on the things that matter, her producing Spring Breakers off the record, to make a lot of money being edgy….or her stints in rehab since Bieber broke her.

She’s 27, the fifth most followed IG account, an actor since age 7, a producer, bi polar, slutty, and money grubbing. I don’t know what she’s promoting, but she’s up to something after being in hididng, where I guess she learned how to be a Chola….as she culturally appropriates despite it being her culture…hand on pussy.

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2020

13

Apr

Bella Hadid Nudes of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted up these pictures, that may be branded as a collab with VOGUE, but that are really just her doing barely elaborate nude selfies, posing in front of a dozen dead roses, high concept….so edgy.

The COVID crisis has turned all on the fence whores into full on sex workers, I think more nudes are being produced now than ever before, so I find it offensive that this trashy rich kid’s nudes are packaged as art and fashion, allowing her to be an “it-girl” despite looking like a hard faced dude…when all the other nudes are smut….

Not that the hypocrisy really bothers me, I’ve been posting up nude celebrity content for years, content they produce and I’m labelled a porn site, even though the images live on Instagram.

I am used to the “you’re porn, even though this is not porn by any other measure”….but I still think it’s some bullshit, mainly because these nudes suck, stop paying some trashy rich kid to be an “it-girl” when she’s zero compelling, zero hot, and zero fucking interesting..not to mention her nudes, whether for fashion or not, are fucking garbage…embarrassing even….catalog it low hanging fruit that it is.

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2020

13

Apr

Charli XCX Spreads Her Ass of the Day

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Charli XCX is being pretty extreme in this photoshoot…that isn’t really a photoshoot, but all you need to produce photos in your phone, so we’ll call it a photoshoot.

I mean sitting on a dudes head while on all fours in some 69 done wrong because the dude under you is a faggot who wants his ass eaten and can reciprocate….

She’s a barely famous popstar who never quite made it, from the UK but likely living in America because your border walls aren’t high enough to keep people with record deals the fuck out…mooching off your resources like AMERICAN money that should be better spent on AMERICAN people…whether she pays tax or not….if you keep letting these immigrants in…what the hell will America mean….and next thing you know thanks to Globalization…we’ll be dealing with a Global Pandemic, rather than pointing and laughing at a third world pandemic from the comfort of our LAZY BOY chairs as we watch this season of SURVIVOR….

Barely famous or not, she’s been about that leotard life when it was a thing, she’s been about her big tits braless like she was Rita Ora…and it’s worked alright for her…but now she’s pushing it with white panties…while riding a head…getting head the wrong way…because everything she does is wrong.

The nice thing is that in this Pandemic, we are learning just what kind of sex workers EVERYONE is…because nothing like a global pandemic to bring out the slutty.

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2020

13

Apr

Ashley James Fat Ass of the Day

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Ashley James is bringing the Fat during COVID crisis, so fat that I can’t fit in my jeans anymore, so look at my fat ass struggling to get into my jeans, whilst in a thong…to show off my booty struggles by trying to pretend it’s an inspiring and empowering moment….

If you package the fact that you bought pants three sizes too small as if they are your regular sized pants, when really it is just an excuse for you to post up a picture of your fat ass unable to fit in your pants, to tell some story of “we’re all getting fat in quarantine’ embrace it….then you may be a low hanging fruit cunt like Ashley James.

I still don’t know who Ashley James is, but I am going to go out on a limb here and assume she’s some whore out for attention by being slutty…that was on Reality TV, that uses any chance she has to get spotted or seen, and who can pretend to be an influencer to disguise her attention seeking…with shit like that.

I’m not complaining, I always like booty struggle pics, even if they aren’t authentic….because I’ve accepted that everything is staged bullshit for attention.

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2020

13

Apr

Alanis Morissette Tit of the Day

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Alanis Morissette is out here getting her tit sucked for the breast feeding fetishists who park outside mommy yoga class back when it wasn’t under quarantine to see some fucking tits get sucked….

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always hated Alanis Morisette…

I think it has something to do with Canada being a socialist country that has “canadian content” laws in place, where radio, tv and movies need a certain percentage of Canadian content to legally operate.

When people from Canada get big in the USA, it’s like the best of both worlds to the media outlets that have to respect Canadian content laws, because they can play hit songs that double as Canadian content.

So Canada gets hit by hit songs by Canadians harder than anyone else. It’s a support our own without any of our consent…

So I’ve hated this Dave Coulier fucking, Ottawa based, pile of shit celebrity for as long as she’s been around….and I know people who went to high school with her…which doesn’t make her better or more familiar…or tap into my local hero price.

If anything, I just hate her more….like she’s a traitor who did this to us…NOT TO MENTION during the Jagged Little Pill era, she had a scene in her music video where she was naked, you know stripping down and baring her soul bullshit that worked in the 90s and even then I thought – “get the fuck out of her with that shitty body”….so even then, seeing her breast feed for activism, or for fun, or to be jerked off to…would not be appealing to me…and she was like 20 at the time…

Fast forward 25 years and I can say with confidence that seeing Alanis getting her tit sucked by her spawn is not for me….but it may be for you.

Not to mention, this whole titty breast feeding activism is one of the dumbest empowerment movements around. Women have breast fed in public forever, it’s not a magical and amazing thing to feed your fucking baby the way humans feed their fucking babies…if anything playing it up like it’s a big deal or activism is just an excuse to do it….exhibitionist slut…

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2020

13

Apr

Blanca Blanco Scary Easter Bunny of the Day

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We have had >PHOEBE PRICE, and FRENCHY MORGAN mock the sanctity of celebrity…by getting into silly themed costumes, whether for COVID or EASTER or BOTH, because celebrity is a fucking joke…and if you move to LA to get as close as you can to the glitz of celebrity, you might as well make the most of your obscurity and produced themed content for the paparazzi to sell to low hanging fruit magazines, or for you to post on social media you barely have any fans on, because you’re not compelling enough of a shameless opportunist in her 40s being slutty by wearing costumes.

The only difference with Blanca Blanco than the other low hanging fruit, 40 year old clickbaiters, is that she’s actually worked as an actress…look at her now!

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2020

13

Apr

Frenchy Morgan Crackhead Easter of the Day

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I think I caught COVID from looking at these photos of Frenchy Morgan posing in surgical masks at her current squat house.

Frenchy Morgan is some real fucking clickbait trash producing clickbait and I like that people like Frenchy Morgan exist because like >PHOEBE PRICE, they mock the sanctity of celebrity…because it’s all a fucking joke really.

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2020

13

Apr

Maya Uma Thurman Ethan Hawke Pussy Print for Easter of the Day

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Maya Hawke is what happens when Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman were practicing the withdrawal method and failed….or MAYBE she’s a product of an IUD miracle child, that happens sometimes to those with creampie fetishes because breeding is what they are coded to do, so sex without internal cumshot isn’t sex worth having…or maybe she was part of their family planning because they felt that together their love was so strong a child would be the logical addition to their loving home…only for them to end up in divorce like all great love stories…

Not that any of that matters, this isn’t about Maya’s origin story, but rather that she’s posting up pics of herself in what looks like the position to be cummed inside herself, you know “easter” themed hipster porn…before the porn happens…looking for a creampie of her own….the only thing getting in the way of all that is them pants…it’s like bitch is staging an easter egg hunt of her own while spreading her legs like they want to stop the spread of COVID….

My takeaway is that this is a bit too real, too “freshly woken up”…..but she’s rich and has nothing to prove so take it in.

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