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2020

14

Apr

Jordyn Jones Topless of the Day

Jordyn Jones Topless

Jordyn Jones is hot young low hanging celebrity who doesn’t really need the whole celebrity thing to make her relevant or an earner, thanks to the internet paying the fuck out.

These youtubers are making 100 million dollars a year if done right, most actors aren’t making that kind of money, which is probably why they are all aggressively figuring out their own social media strategies, as they know they are being replaced and missing out on the money they want to hoard for themselves….

Jordyn Jones was in some random shows that probably don’t matter, but made her big push doing slutty cover songs on youtube, so now with her 6 million fans on instagram, she can bring the titties in provocative pictures freely…yay for that.

This picture may be for her new album drop? I’m too busy reading her IG Bio “I love you dad” because clearly she put it there for all you perverts with that daddy fetish….

She knows her audience. What the people want and by people I mean my pervert ass.

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2020

14

Apr

Malin Ackerman Swimsuit of the Day

Malin Ackerman Swimsuit

The nice thing about the pandemic is that you know which celebs are calling the paparazzi….and staging their bullshit publicity stunts…

Like Malin Ackerman.

Basically, celebs going to the grocery stores when they pay personal assistants to do everything including wiping their asses in some cases, life as a celebrity personal assistant would be fucking hell…yet here they are out there doing their groceries all of a sudden…while in masks so that you can’t even distinguish which celeb is which…but the paparazzi just “KNOW”….it’s some real fucking bullshit…

Then there’s Malin Ackerman….

Who no one gives a fuck about anymore now that she’s in her 40s, but in her younger years was the eye candy needed to make movies better.

She’s just randomly walking out to her car, that is visible from the street, for the paparazzi that just happen to be posting up at her house because Malin Ackerman is such an A-List name…while they arent posting up at actual A-List houses because they know they don’t have a 1 pm scheduled bathing suit appearance.

I get it, celebrities are whores dying for relevance, even when they’ve had major success, they want to keep the lies alive…

I don’t mind it, because an old celebrity ass is still an ass….not that Malin Ackerman is really that much of a celebrity but you know what I mean..

It’s just a reminder that it’s all desperate and pathetic and thus hilarious….

Shamelessness isn’t reserved for those girls of instagram trying so hard to get famous…it’s for the already famous too.

Society is so fucked.

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2020

14

Apr

InstaThot of the Day

This video is straight from instagram because instagram is a porn site….

Her name is Jill Hardener and she is doing the good work.

Based in Berlin, while looking like the kind of girl you’d find at a sex club that allows you to shit on her for the right pice, because this girl looks dirty….from the tattoos to the tits…just a pile of fucking deep rooted issues and disgustingness….

I’m not here to give a mental health analysis of women who look like this or act like this, I’m more just here to laugh at it and appreciate it.

Where she’s cleaning with her tits out, looking like she’s getting fucked or diddled….it’s basically brilliant comedy..

Good old fashioned “make us think you’re getting fucked” only to throw a punchline at us.

This sex worker is jokes and the biggest joke is that Zuckerberg approves her content because instagram is basically a porn site…..that uses Instagram to sell memberships to her shit…and those memberships have bought her a lambo…I prefer my sex workers to be more down and out and hungry, but still appreciate the effort in these memes…

Jill Hardener Ig Thot

Jill Hardener Ig Thot

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Posted in:Instagram

2020

14

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini

Elizabeth Hurley knows her angles. I guess it’s her only responsibility and has been a constant in her life, so she better know her fucking angles.

I know typically a laying on your back selfie, that’s probably smut being shot by her trans son, since her shoots most of her instagram whoring content, is not the best look for a girl.

The tits flatten, the backfat gets pushed forward widening them out…but when you’re 300 years old….standing leads to sagging skin, being on top leads to sagging face, even if it is BOTOXed hard, and being on all fours…is some back of thigh messiness.

So as a professional model and man manipulator, who knows how important it is for her to remain hot…she’s figured it out…

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2020

14

Apr

Charlotte Lawrence Underboob of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence is some young hot slut from rich kid land…

She’s 19 year old, but already knows how to rope you motherfuckers in with her tits.

It’s something these girls learn at a young age when it comes to monetizing their content. TITS GET HITS….

It’s not a new concept, but it required a few generations to be basically raised on porn to get it into the minds of the mainstream.

There was a time when girls were scared to be judged or called sluts for being provocative. What a fucking waste….so many hot bodies not preserved forever because at their prime they chose not to be half naked in photos.

But the current generation saw how it worked for the Kardashians, saw how hardcore porn is, and figured if they do barely nudity, cocktease shit, they can get good results.

This 19 year old rich kid…who TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID back in March, which could be clickbait to draw attention to herself, but I am only hearing it now.

These people are TACTICAL…

If her tits look familiar, you probably remember Christa Miller from Drew Carrey show, and some “producer” named Bill Lawrence who’s actually some rich kid disguised as a producer….because the rich get richer.

ANYWAY…tits out in a T-shirt is the COVID quarantine content we need right now.

I am all for the new generation rich kids being slutty to promote themselves. It’s not innovative but great.

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2020

14

Apr

This Guy Gets It of the Day

The best thing about being married is how the excitement of new pussy becomes a funny and constant part of your existence..

While most dudes accept their choices in life, love their wife and would never cheat on their wives….because why bother.

They start looking at basically anything that remotely resembles a vagina and think “I could put my dick in that”…

Then there’s the whole going on vacation, or going out in public, like there was no COVID crisis….and every girl you see, no matter what she’s dressed in, becomes something your penis basically drools over, unless that’s some infection.

So I am going to assume this video is old, it’s making the rounds, and I even think the guy’s girlfriend is in on the joke….but that doesn’t make it any less relatable to those of you looking over at your 45 year old fat wife’s belly as she watches ELLEN right about now.

Quarantine vibes making you wish there was some thong ass thot’s hanging out outside your bathroom window before your shower….

Posted in:Videos

2020

14

Apr

Bianca Andreescu Granny Panties of the Day

Bianca Andreescu Sexy

Bianca Andreescu is the Canadian breakout tennis star, who really isn’t all that hot, unless you have a Romanian Gypsy fetish and/or like thick looking fit girls who look like they can squat your weight and you’re 350 lbs. She’s strong, a powerhouse, you’d have to be to beat those tanks that are the Williams sisters, who may or may not be men, based on the content on Reddit, I’ll assume they are.

Bianca Andreescu is not really my vibe, but half naked content is for everyone, especially accomplished tennis stars who need that social media money for their sponsors as much as they need those tennis wins.

The best strategy on social is show your round fit, probably massive ass for the masses that are only there to sexualize you.

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2020

14

Apr

Girls Growing Out Their Bushes in Quarantine of the Day

You know me, I can’t get enough bush. I’ve loved bush since the first time I laid eyes on it. I am the age of someone who remembers when bush was an everyday thing, the shaved pussy thing was a rarity that would get people excited, which I guess eventually became the norm, while the norm always becomes boring….

I’ve been an advocate for bush for as long as this site has been around. I don’t think there’s ever been a girl I’ve asked to shave her pussy, I’ve always been more of a “GROW THAT FUCKER OUT”

There are probably 1000s of posts about how much I appreciate bush. It’s personality, it’s hygiene, it’s comfort…like a warm panty pillow to lay on, it’s also great looking. A fashion accessory like your hair that you can style anyway you like to give your own pussy a fucking TOP hat, or beaning, depending on your mood.

Luckily, the young are lazy and feminists and anti waxing, it’s a stupid fucking procedure and any girl going to get a wax needs to look at herself in the mirror and realize how insecure and lame she must be.

Own that bush, be empowered by that bush…BUSH is all we need….

Unfortunately, there’s a whole bunch of girls who have no opportunity to grow bush because they paid 1000s of dollars to laser their hair off to have a permanently bald pussy….pretty fucking dumb…but they are women, what do you expect….or for them to blame men for their bad decisions, that goes without saying…dumb sluts…

Anyway, while in quarantine, girls aren’t shaving, but are instead showing off their accomplishments in their lazy…and it is an accomplishment, one we need to celebrate….so here’s a bunch of girls and their QUARANTINE bushes uploaded to the interent cuz they bragging / want you to see / jerk off to them. ENJOY.

IF ONLY GIRLS GROWING BUSH AND TAKING BUSH SELFIES WERE HOTTER…

Posted in:Feature

2020

14

Apr

Bikini Brain Freeze Challenge…and Other News of the Day

Ukrainian Dance

When Hummingbirds Attack

Trump is Hilarious with this CBS Worker

Cops Break into a Mans House

Toronto Police Run Over Suspect

Idiot Walks into a Door

People Jump Overboard after Being Told They Were Exposed to COVID

People VS Popeyes

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I know some of you are missing wearing your butt plugs to work…while sitting at home inserting random objects, even easter themed objects in your ass aren’t as fulfilling as taking doing it real time….even wearing them in your ZOOM conferences takes away from the excitement that comes with real life perversions…

But let me tell you, I’ve checked out of society 15 years ago, and digital version of life may be less fulfilling, but we are all going to die alone anyway, so grow the fuck up.

Just be mad you’re not a chick and not able to sell feet pics to buy houses…

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