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2020

Apr

On/Off Round-Up of the Day

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Online sex work is through the fucking roof, reaching new highs, as people get more and more desperate for cash and realize getting naked on the internet is their true fucking calling…

So ass the masses try to recruit subscribers, they use social media and reddit and other sites to try to find people to pay them monthly, despite their posting their nudes every fucking day on these platforms.

I guess guys like to feel they are helping, they like the one on one experience, it’s their way to feel like a baller sugar daddy, even though you are one of 1000s.

Point being, one of the popular “LOOK AT ME NOW” trends, along with being a sex worker, if not now than when, it’s the perfect storm for you to launch your career as transactional masturbation….is the On / Off..

Simple, girl in clothes, girl out of clothes, compare.

Some people say the clothing makes them look better, I personally like to know what is hiding under the clothing and these are some of the best On/Offs being produced of the week.

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2020

Apr

Robert F Kennedy VS Bill Gates of the Day

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LINK IN BIO. Vaccines, for Bill Gates, are a strategic philanthropy that feed his many vaccine-related businesses (including Microsoft’s ambition to control a global vac ID enterprise) and give him dictatorial control over global health policy—the spear tip of corporate neo-imperialism. Gates’ obsession with vaccines seems fueled by a messianic conviction that he is ordained to save the world with technology and a god-like willingness to experiment with the lives of lesser humans. Promising to eradicate Polio with $1.2 billion, Gates took control of India ‘s National Advisory Board (NAB) and mandated 50 polio vaccines (up from 5) to every child before age 5. Indian doctors blame the Gates campaign for a devastating vaccine-strain polio epidemic that paralyzed 496,000 children between 2000 and 2017. In 2017, the Indian Government dialed back Gates’ vaccine regimen and evicted Gates and his cronies from the NAB. Polio paralysis rates dropped precipitously. In 2017, the World Health Organization reluctantly admitted that the global polio explosion is predominantly vaccine strain, meaning it is coming from Gates’ Vaccine Program. The most frightening epidemics in Congo, the Philippines, and Afghanistan are all linked to Gates’ vaccines. By 2018, ¾ of global polio cases were from Gates’ vaccines. In 2014, the Gates Foundation funded tests of experimental HPV vaccines, developed by GSK and Merck, on 23,000 young girls in remote Indian provinces. Approximately 1,200 suffered severe side effects, including autoimmune and fertility disorders. Seven died. Indian government investigations charged that Gates funded researchers committed pervasive ethical violations: pressuring vulnerable village girls into the trial, bullying parents, forging consent forms, and refusing medical care to the injured girls. The case is now in the country’s Supreme Court. In 2010, the Gates Foundation funded a trial of a GSK’s experimental malaria vaccine, killing 151 African infants and causing serious adverse effects including paralysis, seizure, and febrile convulsions to 1,048 of the 5,049 children. …Continued on slides 2 + 3.

A post shared by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (@robertfkennedyjr) on Apr 7, 2020 at 7:19pm PDT

I’ve always said that you should never trust a billionaire> You don’t get rich from being a nice guy 99.9% of the time. They are above the law, the government and are fucking tyrants.

The one conspiracy I am buying into is the Bill Gates conspiracy, mainly because I was triggered by his NETFLIX documentary, thinking “what is this guy trying to posture”, why is he doing a PR stunt to make people think he’s a nice guy.

I remember the 90s, when Microsoft was at its peak and the fucking worst. I always saw Bill Gates as evil.

So seeing Robert F Kennedy, who’s dad and uncle were assassinated and not for being the sons of bootleggers….post this anti Bill Gates, Bill Gates is evil is an interesting thing to see.

Bill Gates wants to microchip you.

You won’e be allowed out of the house without your microchip.

You won’t be allowed in public without your microchip.

There’s no doubt that things are headed in that direction.

I figure this RFK Jr post is worth sharing because who knows what is actually happening and what isn’t, but Gates ran a COVID model pandemic last fall, he has been involved in the vaccines for 10 or more years and he stepped down from Microsoft right before the crisis hit the USA….

To think this was a lab created virus, or something being used for bigger purposes, makes sense to me.

Evil Billionaires should not run public health…but they seem to have their hands in fucking everything…these are people drawn to money, profit and winning…

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Vaccines, for Bill Gates, are a strategic philanthropy that feed his many vaccine-related businesses (including Microsoft’s ambition to control a global vac ID enterprise) and give him dictatorial control over global health policy—the spear tip of corporate neo-imperialism.
Gates’ obsession with vaccines seems fueled by a messianic conviction that he is ordained to save the world with technology and a god-like willingness to experiment with the lives of lesser humans.

Promising to eradicate Polio with $1.2 billion, Gates took control of India ‘s National Advisory Board (NAB) and mandated 50 polio vaccines (up from 5) to every child before age 5. Indian doctors blame the Gates campaign for a devastating vaccine-strain polio epidemic that paralyzed 496,000 children between 2000 and 2017. In 2017, the Indian Government dialed back Gates’ vaccine regimen and evicted Gates and his cronies from the NAB. Polio paralysis rates dropped precipitously. In 2017, the World Health Organization reluctantly admitted that the global polio explosion is predominantly vaccine strain, meaning it is coming from Gates’ Vaccine Program. The most frightening epidemics in Congo, the Philippines, and Afghanistan are all linked to Gates’ vaccines. By 2018, ¾ of global polio cases were from Gates’ vaccines.

In 2014, the Gates Foundation funded tests of experimental HPV vaccines, developed by GSK and Merck, on 23,000 young girls in remote Indian provinces. Approximately 1,200 suffered severe side effects, including autoimmune and fertility disorders. Seven died. Indian government investigations charged that Gates funded researchers committed pervasive ethical violations: pressuring vulnerable village girls into the trial, bullying parents, forging consent forms, and refusing medical care to the injured girls. The case is now in the country’s Supreme Court.

In 2010, the Gates Foundation funded a trial of a GSK’s experimental malaria vaccine, killing 151 African infants and causing serious adverse effects including paralysis, seizure, and febrile convulsions to 1,048 of the 5,049 children

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2020

Apr

Florida Woman Arrested for Putting Easter Eggs Filled with Porno in Mailboxes and Other Videos of the Day

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Avoiding a Building Collapse

Liquor Store Looted

Belgian Health Minister Picking her Nose

1600 Dollar Ticket at the Car Wash

Arrested for an Intentional Cough

Fat Man Escaped

Just Avoiding COVID

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2020

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Good Friday feeling good…

I know what you’re thinking, how dare COVID take away our Easter weekend, if planned properly you can get a four to five day weekend. Perfect for that short little Caribbean trip, maybe a CRUISE…maybe Mexico…but this year you get to sit in your 500 square foot condo that is super instagrammable and a good place to crash…but a fucking prison.

You know because that is where religion has gone…Easter once about Jesus, then about family to satisfy your granny who loves Jesus…then a long weekend vacation opportunity…now prison…

But don’t worry, soon enough Bill Gates will have everyone in the world chipped, vaccinated, and only able to go to public gatherings or travel provided their bio data passes the test. You know KEEPING US SAFE…..I mean unless you don’t believe RFK JR …remember that despite the cute Netflix Documentary on Bill Gates, Billionaires are Evil and during Microsoft’s peak, Bill was fucking evil….so be happy his powertripping has gone into public health tactics. Definitey a great fucking future ahead!

Don’t worry, I am the only relgious guidance you need. Turn to technology to connect and massage your faith…I got you, or at least I got pics of tits I had nothing to do with that I can strategically write “WHORE” next to. It’s a talent, just not according to anyone who rewards talents!

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Covid Convenience Store Fight
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Evi Nemno Nude Modelin the Desert
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Randy Newman’s COVID Song
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Nude Model Rolling Her Own Cigarettes
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SNL is going Live This Week – Unfortunately.
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Full House Quarantine Parody
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Happy Cows!
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Clit Shower of the Day
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Gripping Pussy of the Day
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2020

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel the struggle off all those trust funders are pretty happy they have rich parents / grandparents as they watch the normals scrambling…because they aren’t able to travel to all the hip places to experience culture, and find themselves, you know, to keep their IG popping, but luckily they can still quarantine with the hot IG hookers who need their rent paid….unlike the married Sugar Daddies who can’t get a minute to fucking send an money transfer to pay their mistress’ rent because that damn wife and kid won’t shut the fuck up…..

It would have been Coachella weekend this weekend, I think and maybe COVID is some religious attack on Coachella and the people who go to Coachella because they prefer to spend their Easter weekend sucking festival dick to get in the VIP area than worshiping Jesus….because they are the fucking devil and should be taken out to the desert and sprayed with a fucking COVID hose like it was a fucking champagne bottle giving them a facial like it was 10 years ago. I don’t think girls still do that.

At least it is not a way for the government to put their control over you to work, how easily you comply, to crash the economy and make you all slaves on MINIMUM INCOME…while not leaving your house….

It’s nice to not work though isn’t it….better than working right? How you going to handle going back to the old ways now that you’ve experienced what living is, even if it is living in captivity….

ANARCHY…why bother…when the government is the sugar daddy, trust fund grandpa, spoiling parents who support my creative and artistic journey around the world where I find myself…or at least give me an allowance I can use on beer, pussy, lottery tickets and slot machines….the way government funding was meant to be.

Gal Gadot in Vogue
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Rita Ora See Through Sweater
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Sticking a Feather Up your Ass Doesn’t Make You a Chicken
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Dakota Fanning – Workin’ Out
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Workout Pokies!
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The Dark Side of WWII
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Car Crash of the Day
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Fight in Convenience Store!!
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Romee Strijd Vacation Vibes!
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Debunking 5G Conspiracy
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Mexican Batman!
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Hot Model at Golden Hour in a Great Bathing Suit!
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Man Who Makes Hollywood Monster Sounds
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Dishonest Police Officer Gets Called Out By City Commissioner
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Lady Gaga in a Magazine
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Nude Quarantine Shoot!
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THis 90 Day Fiance Guy is Hilarious
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John Cusack Buys Into 5G Conspiracy Theory
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How the CoronaVirus Got Started!
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Filthiest Girl in Colorado
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Topless – in Public
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Topless Singing….
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How About some Pussy Grool!
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18 People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Fetish Alert…
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Riding the Suction Dildo!
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Two Best Friends Getting Up to Nonsene…
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2020

Apr

(REMOVED AT REQUEST OF MODEL) is the Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Today’s quarantine girlfriend is (REMOVED AT REQUEST OF MODEL)

It’s no secret that the quarantine is not getting you down, because finally people can experience what you feel every day of your lonely and sad life…with no where to go.

That’s no excuse not to jump on the bandwagon of finding love, or at least finding yourself chronically masturbating now that you don’t have to go to work.

Those of you who did have to go to work are breaking new records, or at least matching your college records, sitting there amazed at yourself and your prostate because you haven’t been able to really violate yourself at the level you’d want to if you had nothing else to do, no prior commitments, no real responsibilities..

This is all assuming you went to work before the quarantine and that work got in the way of your chronic masturbation…you have all the time in the world to make up for lost time.

Our friends at MyFreeCams have all the entertainment you need to get you through these times and we are going to be featuring a Quaranine girlfriend, you know someone to spend your time with, someone to get to know, someone to write love songs for, someone to watch get off.

Call me your matchmaker, the guy who finds you love, or at least top notch girls to get off to and who want you to get off to them…like it is their job because it pretty much is, now more than ever, since 80 percent of the population is out of work.

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2020

Apr

Bella Thorne Wants You to Dress her Up like a Barbie of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted these pics saying “Dress Me Like a Barbie” with her ass hanging out of her shorts, to showcase her womanly cellulite, like the empowered young girl she is….

This weathered, but young, damaged goods that look like it smells, the way some of you like your whores, the dirtier the better, some even pay premiums for the whore to not change her panties for days at a time…people are weird…keeps things exciting, but barely….she could do better, she’s supposed to be edgy, racy and not giving a fuck…despite the fact that clearly she gives a fuck, a lot of effort goes into her hustle…even if it looks like she woke up on a park bench after being raped by everyone at the bar she blacked out at..

I don’t mind staring at the fat ass, fat asses are a good time….and the only real takeaway from this is that she wants to be dressed like a barbie because she is well aware of being a puppet trained or groomed by her mom and the agents and execs who made her…so her whole life is being a barbie…one not missing limbs, but maybe left outside over the winter….and one with a giant pussy…but a puppet none the less.

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2020

Apr

THROWBACK THURSDAY the Kelly Brook was Skinny for a Day of the Day

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I have been seeing these pictures circulating the internet today and I figured if anyone is going to make money off posting these pics, not that I make money, but if I did, it is going to be me….

I am the guy who has been writing mean spirited shit about Kelly Brook since 2005, when these pictures first hit….I mean I’ve been calling her fat for as long as I can remember, then there was the time I made fun of her miscarriage, then there was the time I drank with Euro Rugby players who had fucked her or knew guys who did, because she’s a Rugby Slut, not sure what you call those…not a Pig Skin, but maybe just a pig?

Either way, the titty model no one actually gives a fuck about, who went to America to be an actress, only to dive into their fast food harder than ever, realizing she’s now 40, and that being fat doesn’t matter, everything is plus sized so that she doesn’t have to starve herself like she did in 2005, back when these pics were taken….plus being fat make her titties better.

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Here’s her now…for LOLZ…

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2020

Apr

Jojo’s Morning Routine of the Day

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Jojo posted up some day in the life type video while in quarantine the other day, I am only seeing it now, because despite the hype Jojo is getting for having huge tits, I don’t give a fuck about Jojo….

Chubby girls with big tits don’t impress me, it ispar for the fucking course, or at least it should be but I guess tits get hits and tits on a celebrity are more important tits…

I figure if anyone is going to get a career revival for having tits, it might as well be some disney / child star that was once jailbait before it disappeared a decade ago…only to slowly work her way back in finally settling on the strategy that works them tits.

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2020

Apr

Girls of Quarantine of the Day

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This is a compilation of girls entertaining themselves, or entertaining us, with their Quarantine Tits….and I guess some pussy.

Maybe they are trying to recruit subscribers to their DIY porn channels, that will not only carry them through the recession, but will likely make them more money than they make in a year, in a month, because dudes are perverts and will throw 5 dollars at some homegrown amateur looking whore to access her exclusive content, and a bunch of 5 dollars adds the fuck up…

Maybe they are just exhibitionists who do it for free…but whatever they are, they’re naked on the internet HASHTAGGING quarantine so it’s a nice glimpse into the human experience during dark, stay at home, we’re all more perverted and trashy than ever….times.

I mean, it’s crazy to me that every single woman out there has turned into some level of a sex worker, it’s mainstream and trendy. I always thought most girls would be inclined to be decent, wholesome, respectable…but luckily I was wrong and we’re all a bunch of slutty fucking perverts with weird fetishes….like having strangers rank your tits or asshole.

The interesting thing in all this is that clearly not all quarantits are created equally and I’m amazed some of these people were bold enough to post them, but I guess the feedback they get is enough to keep them going in these dark times, because what’s good to me, is not what’s good to the average loser pervert from her hometown who wants to fuck…..girls have options no matter how nasty they are.