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2020

09

Apr

Rita Ora Nipples of the Day

You can barely see Rita Ora’s tits, but this is still a pretty racy instagram pic of her in a sheer sweater to showcase her tits. You know because tits get hits and tits are basically all Rita Ora has going for her. Sure she’s got followers because of the tits, and a record deal because of the tits….so without the tits…she barely exists. Everything of value or that matters about her comes down to her tits.

I wonder if she really knows how much her career relies on her tits….I mean she probably thinks they are a great asset, something to use in IG pics for attention, and for the blogs to pick up and jerk off on…

But if this bitch got Breast Cancer, she’d likely end up homeless and forgotten, a set of fake nipple-less tits are fine for the average person, but for someone who’s entire worth is based on her tits…it just won’t fly.

I am sure her ego and the fact that she thinks her tits are just an accessory to her greatness, when really she’s only around because we’ve adopted her tits. She’s the host body, so more celebration of tits…lose the damn sweater already….

With this quarantine, global pandemic, we’re all going to die, it is the end of the world bullshit, we don’t have time for no cockteasing.

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2020

09

Apr

Nina Agdal Nude Bra of the Day

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The one thing I don’t understand about Nina Agdal, or gold digging opportunist sluts, is that these rich guys are fucking idiots.

This immigrant turned SI model, despite not being interesting or hot, but SI isn’t necessarily one to scrutinize too much on the hotness of their models, they know their co-sign will confuse people into thinking they are hotter than they are.

Kate Upton is a prime example of that…I mean that bitch was just one large and sloppy back for her existence yet everyone thought she was this gift from fucking heaven….and she was still hotter than Nina Agdal, the forehead as I like to call her, cuz she looks retarded, like full Downs retarded….

Anyway, back to the rich guys…so this now too old to be coveted by anyone under the age of 60 was with some rich Miami guy, before ditching him for LEO DICAPRIO like a slut trying to date up, only to not get knocked up by LEO cuz he’s a fag, but instead dropped off as the failure she is…..only to pull her tits back up and out, to use on some other rich dude, who thought it was cool that he was getting pussy that was good enough for LEO.

If I was a rich guy looking for pussy, I’d hire recruiters, or model scouts, to find girls who do their first gold digging on me.

I’m not understanding why a rich dude is out there buying table scraps….

Because when it comes to pussy, being used up by other rich guys who threw them away, knowing they could have knocked them up, screams damaged goods.

I don’t need to be ESKIMO brothers or whatever it is called with Leo, I want my gold digger to be on her inaugeral voyage…I don’t need her weathered, broken down, not quite as wonderful as her maiden journey in gold digging…with all those battle wounds and a bed full of bugs….

So all I see when I see Nina and her tits is some REAL used up garbage, tits out or not, this shit smells of desperate for money, whore pussy filled with stale fucking cum, that values herself high up there, like she deserves a rich guy to mooch off of…so bad she’s become a professional at getting them, when really she’s expired milk…not even worthy of being turned into yogurt or sour cream or processed cheese or whatever they do to rotten milk to give it more life…

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2020

09

Apr

Ariana Fedorova is a Model on Curfew of the Day

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Since we are going through this global pandemic together but apart, some models have been using the opportunity to put together photoshoots of them at home, under curfew or lockdown, depending where they are…despite the whole social distancing thing…they’re inviting photographers in to take pics…because the pics are more important than the virus they’ll likely survive from…not to mention if they listen to the herd mentality theories, we are all going to get the virus, so better to get it now than later…so start licking doorknobs or assholes of others who live in the moment…not in the fear of the future….which is basically most people…provided they are horny enough…viruses don’t matter when you want bust your load…

That said, her name is Ariana and she’s in underweard. You can follow her on instagram HERE if you’re into that kind of thing.

Or you can just stare and appreciate her partial nudity, that I don’t think is nudity at all, since underwear is now acceptable outerwear but you get what I mean.

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2020

09

Apr

Kelly Bensimon Old Lady Run of the Day

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Kelly Bensimon’s tits have been social distancing themselves from each other for years, one is so far around her body it almost lives on her back..

Exhibit A:

Here are some of her nude pics..

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2020

09

Apr

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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As you’re all going nuts in your houses, because you actually need to experience your family….or deal with your loneliness without major distraction…as you watch all the streaming services you can….eating snacks that may or may not be contaminated…social distancing despite knowing you’ll likely get the virus and likely survive the virus….as you blame the government and 5G for ruining your fucking life, even though ti’s only been a few weeks off, like a perpetual snowday as a an adult…sounds awesome to me….

Then there’s your whole stock markets on the rise, despite millions of people being unemployed, and companies not actually operating, but I guess worth more now that they got rid of the fat, not that I know the stock market, but all I hear is positive news from that front…

Nurses are still on the essential work front lines, that’s what they go to school for and they can’t really dip out now, at least not until their premium snapchat subscriptions come with benefits like medical insurance, which is likely why they do the nursing thing on the sidelines…

As they feel like heroes, their stress levels up, their confidence levels up, they are heroes you know…on the front lines…you know….

The best way to celebrate, or distract, or stress release…is exhibitionism.

That is why I’ve compiled some updated pics of slutty nurses being slutty for you to jerk off to as they go to work and risk their lives for this fight against the virus….

Whether you are offended that girls are doing this on the clock, in healthcare, which is gross…or if you find it hot because it’s gross…it is happening and that I guess is the HUMAN experience.

Videos:

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2020

09

Apr

Drink the Sanitizer and Other Videos of the Day

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Covid Dance Off!

Punching a Cop

Australian and her 5G Conspiracy Theory

Fleeing from Police in Wheelchair

Customer Punches Butcher

Worst Job Ever?

Putting Out a Fire with Fuel

Covid Chase Down

Save of the Day

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2020

09

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I can’t imagine that after this, anyone will really want to go back to work.

Work is for fucking idiots!

I don’t talk to many people, but out of the few that I do talk to, they are loving life now that they don’t have to slave the fuck away.

To go back to work would put a real damper on their chilling!

No money aside, chilling is far better than working.

This is what the homeless have been trying to tell us forever, as their piss soaked, disgusting smelling, barely coherent screams and grunts ask us for change.

I did have a job once, it was in the year 2004 and it fucking sucked, to the point that I’d go out on my lunch break and hang with homeless crackheads, where I’d have to deal with the “I relate more with crackheads” than with the ambitious junior executives pretending to be tycoons.

If anything COVID will hopefully lead to ENLIGHTENMENT that work is for suckers, and finding ways to make enough to pay rent and food on your own, without a day job, should be the takeaway.

Life is fragile, life is fleeting, life is meaningless…why be a half dead robot for some ungrateful fuck who is just USING you and MAKING money off you like you are a whore…

Eliminate the middle man, and figure out your own way to whore.

Whether that’s starting an ecommerce store from home where you sell hand sanitizer you make in your bath tub, or other survivalist shit….or if it is selling your house to move to the country in a cabin in the woods where you live off the land….figure it the fuck out.

Because WORK is for fucking suckers….

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Vin Diesel Toy Fair Performance
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Free Ride Skiing During Quarantine
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2020

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Always judge a man by what is in his recycling bin…or trash…

I find out a lot about my shitty neighbors, like how much money they have, what diseases they have, how many condoms they go through in a week, lol, no one uses condoms…what sex toys or panties they’ve blown out…you know what I mean….

I don’t actually go through my neighbor’s trash, or read their mail, or steal their packages, even if I want to. I just try not to go anywhere near any of them because as far as I’m concerned they’ve always been diseased and I avoid them….

I heard one of them say “It’s just pneumonia now”…great…now the rats that travel between our shitty houses can transmit COVID into my mouth.

At least I’ll have all those nurses who I now know go to work with butt plugs in….AT LEAST I’LL HAVE THAT.

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Kaia Gerber’s Sweaty Sports Bra Fitness
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Marisa Papen Nude with a Surfboard in Portugal
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Throwback Kylie Minogue Nude Pic!
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How to Make Your Own Masks
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Lost Footage of Vin Diesel at a Toy Fair
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Parkour Guy Barely Avoids Death
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Emily DiDonato Getting Wet for Madame Figaro
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Kimberley Garner Pretty in Pink!
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Savage LaBeouf
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Jojo’s Sheer Nightgown
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Liam Hemsworth Talks Life After Miley
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Some Slut Named Julia Burch
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Alyssa Milano is a Hypocrite
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The Quarantine Didn’t Stop This Man From Skiing!
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Fun Quarantine Game Ever with your treadmill!
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Julia Fox Girl Boobs in Pink Bikini!
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Bath Time with Delilah Belle Hamlin!
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Drone Clip Shows NYC Inmates
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Happy Cows
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Stupid Skateboarder Loses His Skateboard And Throws A Hissy Fit
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Emma Roberts With a Mask On
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Phoebe Price in Pink Pants
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Lily Collins on a Walk
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Nina Dobrev Walking Dog
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Kelly Bensimon Jog
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Topanga in Jeans
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2020

08

Apr

OhMyMelMFC is the Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Is the Quarantine Getting You Down? Do you realize that sex work is on the rise? Every waitress, bar tender, retail shop girl is looking to get paid. EVERY single on the fence about being a cam girl, is on the cams, giving those at home something to do.

Since you’re a loser fuck, I figure we should bring you a babe of the day that can be your girlfriend during these dark times. You can give her money, or watch her for free. She will ENTERTAIN YOU!!

Today’s girlfriend is OhMyMel who is bringing the quarantine realness with this mask and gloves virus cosplay

She describes herself “not the most confident, pretty or bustiest girl on the site. But I have what I have so I’ll try and make it work for myself. I’m sure my confidence will grow and no, I’m not a model – I’m just your typical London girl.”

I beg to fucking differ, she’s pretty fucking perfect to me, despite only being ranked #3 on Miss MyFreeCams Contest and she’s said in the past that her dream “is to be Miss MFC one day, but for now a huge thank you to everyone who has supported me so far.”

Looks like she’s making her own dreams come true, but maybe you should help! In these dark times, you need to show your fucking support and help those in need.

She also does JOKER cosplay which is good for you virgin loser comic book perverts out there, you know to live out your creepy comic book fantasies with…..

What I like about the cam girls, is that they are basically the same thing as an influencer, only they don’t fuck around with their cockteasing. They fucking deliver. This is no “look at me in lingerie making a smoothie”…and if it is, it is also, but you can watch me fuck my sex toys later on.

NOT TO MENTION…this girl does girl on girl which is why she’s your QUARANTINE GIRLFRIEND!

Point being…. Support Your Local Cam Girl….Make her your Quarantine GF.

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2020

08

Apr

Nina Dobrev Cleaning like a Crackhead of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some overpaid bullshit Canadian Immigrant who managed to make it to LA to be a big Hollywood star, but barely a big hollywood star, but enough of one to be a millionaire at whatever age she is for basically doing something totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world…like thanks for your important and hard work on fucking Vampire Diaries you slut.

Well, she’s apparently tapping into her Eastern European housekeeper instincts and going mental cleaning her kitchen.

This video is “Cleaning the Tile Grout” while looking like a crackhead who dropped his crackrock in a hard to reach place, or a meth addict just cleaning and cleaning until their hands start to bleed because they are so wired, despite most meth houses looking fucking disgusting and feces filled because meth cleaning is a myth….meth chewing your face off not so much.