2020
07
Apr
I don’t know what this Candice Swanepoel picture is from, but it’s probably some old as shit picture, but it’s still Candice Swanepoel topless…all these pics are relatively the same until the bitch in the pics is too fucking old to pull it off, so revisiting old pics and presenting them as new works for my mental retardation and terrible booze soaked memory…you know alochol is a neurotoxin. I’m living proof.
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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2020
07
Apr
The nice thing about Britney Spears is that she’s been living in quarantine and self isolation since her dad managed to get control over her. All it took was an episode that involved her shaving her head like a lunatic, something I am sure is happening to anyone who is self quarantining the way Britney Has been all these years, legitimately alone…but based on looking outside all you motherfuckers are still hanging out, having dinner parties, socializing, fucking, etc….because disease doesn’t spread to those who are too stubborn to believe they can get the disease….
I am not going into conspiracy shit, or what this is about, I am just saying that I don’t think anyone is actually losing their mind because they live so detached from real life anyway…this is just the closing of the loop of living through your avatar on your phone…all your friends are accessible, and you don’t have to leave the house, it’s awesome….while someone like Britney, who has been alone, like legitimately alone, with a family who uses her…knows a thing or two about Quarantine…
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Posted in:Britney Spears
2020
07
Apr
Chelsea Handler may think she knows what good clickbait is during COVID, but what she’s missing is that if we wanted to look at a nude bitch and books, to inspire a book club, or whatever else the likely coke whore from the 80s who was an aspiring actor who became a TV host because as it turns out comedy was easier to manipulate than legitimate acting….is promoting.
The fact of the matter is that there comes a time in every woman’s life where she becomes that bitch at the nudist beach who may be eager and keen to be naked as they are comfortable in their old weathered bodies….but that doesn’t mean anyone else is comfortable with it….
You know all those stereotypes nude beaches have, never the hot chicks, always the olds as shit….this is the at home embodiment of that.
Posted in:Chelsea Handler
2020
07
Apr
Chrissy Tiegen is for the most part banned from theis Website. She once wrote in saying she appreciated the mean spirited humor, than a year later she went nuts because I called her pug faced, which wasn’t quite accurate, since I am a pug guy, with a pug and who will probably always have a pug for the rest of my life, but when applied to a human is meant to be insulting.
This was before she was as famous as she is now, but not before she was wallet fucking John Legend the homosexual singer who has probably sucked off Kanye back in Chicago when they were plotting how to take their art school asses to the top of the music industry.
I have no idea why her drunken rants on twitter made her some sort of authority, personality and host…but it did and fat bitch who used to be just lonely and depressing from her apartment…has become an actual celebrity…not a hot celebrity…a sloppy fake titty wide faced celebrity…who from my perspective shouldn’t be a celebrity, is HARDLY funny, but I guess the mainstream thinks she is, because the mainstream has no fucking taste.
I am not interested in promoting disgusting looking piles of shit….but I’ll present this as the human version of the Coronavirus being found in a pile of feces. Just a sloppy pile of shit of a human…assaulting her dog from her
expensive home…
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Posted in:Chrissy Teigen
2020
07
Apr
Masks are the new condoms….
Demi Lovato‘s mask is in the way of her eating and probably wont stay there long..
Christina Milian bringing her newborn baby to catch the virus at the farmers market..
Alexandra Daddario at Costco..
Em Rat Cow should ALWAYS wear a mask…
Emma Roberts Still Hot…
Fergie staying healthy eating burgers and pop…
Jennifer Garner crying over Ana De Armas …
Julia Roberts America’s Sweetheart …
Phoebe Price still killing it…
Renne Zellweger is already half dead anyway…
Nina Dobrev got the rich bitch mask..
Molly Sims still alive…for now…
Margot Robbie stocking up on dill pickle kettle chips…
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Posted in:Featured Post
2020
07
Apr
I don’t know who MARIA CAMILA SAMUDIO is, but who fucking cares, she’s in her underwear in a shoot at home and that’s basically all these girls can do.
If you’re sitting bored at home, and you are, unless you’re a nurse jacking off on the clock as people are dying…
She’s apparently also started a magazine, which is the big trend of the nude girls of instagram, I guess it makes their nudes seem more purposeful…like they are more than just girls naked on Ig, they are publishers….
I am all for naked chicks deciding they are publishers to release their nudes pics under some banner, instead of just being nudes pics for the sake of nude pics, these are nudes pics with a purpose, then they get to use other naked chicks to promote their magazine, because people like being published, so they can write PUBLISHED MODEL in their bio, despite being self published…nothing wrong with being self published, just ask the 50s Shades of Grey fan fiction pervert and her billions of dollars.
It’s just funny to see the no naked models making magazines are doing smarter moves than the more famous naked models who are too lazy, entitled, spoiled to bother actually taking their nudes to the next level.
I support sexual entrepreneurship.
Posted in:Maria Camila Samudio
2020
07
Apr
Elsa Pataky lives in Australia with her Hemsworth because when you’re famous in America you might as well take that American made money and put it into another Country’s economy because it is where the Hemsworths are from I guess…
She’s out on the beach, because why not go to the beach when the world is on quarantine, especially when the paparazzi is lingering because they are either homeless and equipped with cameras or just disrespecting the rules, as they do, to get that pic they sell to TMZ.
Either way, it is showing off, it is obnoxious, it is disrespectful for what is going on in the world, but when you’re rich and famous, you don’t get disrupted, you make the rules.
She old, in a bikini, rocking that mom body the way you like it, this is really not my vibe at all, Keep moms at the grocery store, get moms off our beaches….
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Posted in:Elsa Pataky|SFW
2020
07
Apr
This model’s name is LadyBel apparently, you’ve never heard of her, I’ve never heard of her, I expect to get an email from her crying for me to take it down, because these nude models do these nude shoots for Instagram or their Only fans to build their profiles up, and when sites like this find their bullshit on reddit or tumblr or random forums…or even their own websites…they consistently email me freaking out…saying they didn’t give me permission to use their pics…in a “why did you pose naked on the internet and post it to social media bro”….it kinda makes the rounds…that’s how the internet works…
The fact these idiots do these nude shoots and assume that it’s just going to live on their profiles, even though they want it to go viral, just non on a site called DrunkenStepfather…is insane to me.
That’s not to say this model cares, I mean she seems to be bigger in size, and out here in a YOLO who gives a fuck approach….empowered and bold because dudes thickness, even though I don’t understand why or how dudes like thickness….I guess we’re all just fucking perverts who take anything willing to get naked.
Anyway, nude shoot of the day…WOAHHHHH…
Posted in:Photos
2020
07
Apr
Elle Macpherson is one of the only 56 year olds I want to look at being slutty. I typically get offended by that shit, but with Elle Macpherson, I’m like BRING IT.
This is apparently a recent Harper’s shoot with Elle Macpherson, you can tell that she’s old as shit in this shoot, so it’s not some 80s goodness being reposted by something relatively new enough…
Little known fact and not necessarily a fact that I am overly proud of, or one that I like talking about, because dudes talking about jerking off always makes me feel uncomfortable. It’s actually pretty fucking queer….keep it to your damn self…just because masturbation is no longer seen as shameful as people post up pics of themselves sticking things up their ass on instagram….sex positive…I still think it should be something shameful….it keeps people more controlled…like COVID..
That said, in the 1986, 1987 and 1988….she was the SI covergirl…and she was amazing….so amazing that we were in a one sided exclusive romantic relationship for 3-4 months each of those years.
The goto titties!!! She’s still looking fucking great but maybe I’m just experiencing what true love feels like, you know when you see old men tell their old wive’s they look beautiful while they look old as shit….and no one else could confuse them for looking good…only love would make it look good…
But those tits are big.
Posted in:Elle Macpherson
