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2020

10

Apr

LaraLoxley is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

Today’s Quarantine Girfriend of the Day is: LARA LOXLEY and she is AMAZING.

The quarantine doesn’t need to be this bad / negative thing. I mean just keep on social distancing and cruise.

If you’ve already realized that we are all alone in this life, whether we live alone or just die alone, then this Quarantine should just be a relaxing time that gives you some alone time you may have never had to reflect on your existence…and by “gives you some alone time you may have never had to reflect on your existence” I mean….connect with hot HOT FUCKING GIRLS like LARA LOXLEY !

You can pull whatever you want out of this situation…some mindfulness and enlightenment…a new skill or just catch up on sleep whatever….but I suggest spending your time getting to know the girls who are out there for you…working countless hours to give you content you need in these dark times.

Thanks to sites like My Free Cams You have access to all kinds of entertainment that can distract you from any depression that may be surfing.

It is a fucking fact that amazing girls are a cure or distraction from any negative vibes that may be sneaking into your brain…girls like LARA LOXLEY .

She did a Maple Syrup show because she’s Canadian

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2020

10

Apr

Jojo’s Slutty Panty Flash of the Day

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UPDATED VIDEO WHERE JOJO ACCIDENTALLY FLASHED FULL TIT ON INSTAGRAM LIVE. THE WHOLE POINT OF LIVES. STAGED OR NOT IT IS GREAT. FIRST QUARANTINE CELEB SLIP UP. GOOD JOB JOJO.

Jojo posted a panty selfie in front of her mirror to show off the bottom of her big titty bra, but more importantly, her pussy in a pair of panties.

I wonder (barely) what goes through a girl’s mind when she does pics like this for her social media.

It’s like is she taking the selfie for a dude she wants to fuck or a dude she does fuck, where she thinks she looks hot enough to put it to the instagram.

Or is it more tactical, like the more nude I get, the more followers I get and the more followers I get the more I matter…so post the fucking panties…

Or is it a “we’re such best friends followers, that I’ll let you in the bathroom in me like we were dating or family”….because ultimately there is not big deal to post a panty selfie…but it’s still weird to me.

Obviously, whatever it is, it is for feedback, it’s for hype, it is to sexualize herself, for you to sexualize her, I mean look at that pose, that’s not a “Oops I just got walked in on”…it’s more a “PEEL THESE OFF ME AND BURY YOUR FACE IN ME but first listen to my music and remember that Jojo is fucking here for real this time”….

Either way, it looks good!

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2020

10

Apr

Slutty Nurses of the Day

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My favorite thing about COVID was discovering that nurses are fucking sluts who get naked on the internet from work for a release, attention, to build fans, or to give dudes a helping hand.

I always just assumed that nurses were the strippers of the health care system, and that many strippers I’ve met whilst getting lap dances were in Nursing School, because I guess it’s basically the same job…tend to people in some slutty outfit like SCRUBS…it’s practically doing a lap dance.

I also know that nurses love to fuck doctors, married doctors, to homewreck and get that doctor life, so it’s a gateway to sugar babying, which I guess stripping is too.

SO ultimately, this isn’t all that shocking, but it’s been fun to watch what they’ve been creating on the job or when getting home after the job.

Celebrate the heroes on the front line like your politicians want you to…as you jerk off to these slutty nurses….

There is SO much slutty nurse content, we’re able to do 3-4 posts a week on this slutty nurse shit, it’s pretty exciting times, at least in nurse fetish amateur porn…

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2020

10

Apr

Top 10 Best Asses on Instagram of the Day

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Girls on instagram are out of fucking control. This normalized behavior of getting naked or half named on the internet makes for a good time for all of us perverts, and probably for the girls who are out here posting pics of their bare asses, because they get immediate feedback.

Zuckerberg, the world’s biggest pornographer as the publicly traded company encourages women of all shapes and sizes to become sex workers…..

Here are some asses on Instagram because instagram is basically a porn site thanks to girls being whores!

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2020

10

Apr

Leven Ramblin Hard Nipples of the Day

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Leven Ramblin is some 29 year old big titties from Texas, who is apparently known for being on ALl My Children, Grey’s Anatomy and some other shit I’ve never seen. I only know her from her slutty use of her tits for attention that I randomly come across.

Whether it is bikini, or whatever is going on here, that is being presented as “Even if you’re at home get dressed and do your make up, because it’s a good excuse to have a picture of you dressed and in your make-up, instead of showing your broken down actual face”….

You see, it if you position it as a “challenge” no one will notice you avoiding to post a non-made up pic…

When really all this is, is an excuse to post tits, hard nipple tits. I guess she is craving likes in these dark times!

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2020

10

Apr

Chanel West Coast Twerks of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is some MTV trash from a decade ago…but at least she knows it.

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2020

10

Apr

The Week’s Best Titty Drops of the Day

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The girls of the internet, at least some of the girls of the internet are keeping their spirits up and by spirits I mean their shirts…as they bush out their tits…

There’s a whole movement of TITTY REVEALS or TITTY DROPS that involve the slow jiggle to let people know what kind of tits you’ve got, to inspire dudes or people everywhere to either jack off to the tits, or just appreciate the tits.

Flashing tits is nothing new, but it’s something that’s far more rare than it once was. I remember going to bars and clubs and asking every girl I met to flash me her tits like it was Mardi Gras basically every night, and some would, most would call me a pig…but I think doing that today would land you in prison for some kind of hate crime like you were Weinstein….without the money.

So I for one have quit asking girls to flash the tits, but luckily girls inherently want you to see their tits, so you don’t have to ask. I guess it’s some coded into their DNA to validate their worthiness, or at least show their potential ability to breed. It speaks to men.

We like tits. So show us your tits is better now that you don’t have to ask.

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2020

10

Apr

Alicia Arden Scary Easter Bunny of the Day

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This is most disgusting fucking Easter Bunny I’ve ever seen, but it is in fetish gear, which should be enough for all you perverts into low hanging fruit because you have no standards.

This Easter Bunny reminds me of those clickbait sites that post “TOP 10 Terrifying Easter Bunnies”….where these monster bunnies with massive fangs are posing like Santa with scared kids on their laps. You know the ones I mean….

You may be an Alicia Arden fan, or like me, you may appreciate that she produces really ghetto thematic content around different holidays, that allow her to get picked up by the paparazzi to continue existing.

I don’t understand why she doesn’t have a porn career like other low hanging fruit weathered / expired actresses from our past, because that seems to work.

It is still a half naked Easter Bunny in fetish gear to play to your Easter Bunny, which is a fucking weird fetish, you may want to ask what went wrong in your childhood if that’s what you get off to. Then again, maybe you’re into a half naked lady in fetish gear looking a bit too much real a few years too late.

What I am wondering is whether this is the BEST she can do? Seems pretty lazy. If you’re going to go this far….take some better shots, photoshop it, I mean this looks like something a crackhead with a flip phone put together when high in some gutter one night. Trash…but trash from Baywatch…so take it in…

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2020

10

Apr

Dora Madison Burge Pregnant and Naked of the Day

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No one gives a fuck about this Dora Madison Burge girl….

But she still manages to squeeze some media coverage because she was on a few big TV shows and is technically a “working actress”…even if she’s best known by people like me who don’t watch her shit TV show as a girl who consistently gets naked on social media. I assume it gets her the hits, views and attention she probably craved. The same reason she’s an actor in the first place. I guess that’s why all girls get naked on the internet.

That said, she recently posted up that she was DISGUSTED BY MEN and today she revealed that she’s got disgusting jizz from men up inside her, at least long enough to knock her up and give her what seems to be everyone’s favorite STD.

I guess she’s not into sucking dick and swallowing, not at her age, which I think is 40 something….and time to get pregnant for fear of menopause, because women expire while men keep on going. Just ask that Formula 1 Billionaire who just had a kid at 90.

Pregnancy pics disgust me, I guess I don’t have a breeder fetish and think our overpopulated world doesn’t need your fucking bullshit to suck off our resources like it was your tit. You narcissistic fuck wanting your genetics to continue..get the fuck out of here with that…unfortunately too late for an abortion based on her size, but maybe COVID will regulate this for the benefit of the planet.

Stop breeding you selfish assholes.

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2020

10

Apr

Jade Chynoweth Strip Tease of the Day

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I always confuse this Jade girl with Kristin Chenoweth, the Tony Award winning 50 year old who was probably best known for being in Glee. You know the tiny high pitched voiced slutty blonde chick.

As it turns out, this Jade Chynoweth, which is basically the same fucking last name, is an “actress” but more importantly a dancer. With a name like Jade, you’d assume she lived in a one bedroom apartment with her three babies she had with different baby daddies, when not at work doing lap dances for 10 dollars a song….but instead of being a low level stripper dancer, she’s mainstream.

She is probably best known for her main role in Step Up the TV show you didn’t know existed, she’s also been in a bunch of music videos, Batman Vs Superman and who the fuck cares what else, none of that matters, what matters is how slutty she gets on social media and this is how slutty she is on social media.

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