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2020

03

Apr

Julianne Hough Crip without a Bra of the Day

Who does Julianne Hough think she is walking around LA in a blue bandana like a crip, in a tank top without a bra and where were the bloods when we needed them most? Don’t worry, that mask that screams gang signs by the slutty Mormon, the Mormon Gone Wild, the Mormon who got fucked up the ass by Ryan Seacrest, prove me wrong, while on coke, prove me wrong….but yes..that mask won’t protect her from COVID…at least we hope not because bitch SHOULD be at home, but instead is walking around like the rules don’t apply to her, for some paparazzi coverage….and why the fuck is the paparazzi out there. SHUT THEM FUCKING DOWN….where is the National Guard when you need them. Idiots not taking this shit seriously I guess.

It would make sense that a woman who turned her back on the church that made her fuck her brother, would have no will to live, no fear of anything, as she’s programmed to think god will take her to the promised land when he is ready, and dying in general is an honor to her god…because Mormonism is a fucking cult. A rich cult…and not a fun cult…no lingerie, no drinking, just hard work…get the fuck out of here with that shit…and take HOUGH with you.

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2020

03

Apr

The Best 32 Titty Drops of the Week of the Day

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Here’s a fucking bandwidth hog for you and my server bill, you ungrateful fucks, spending your money on subscriptions to whores, instead of giving me your money for putting this together for you, you mooch pieces of fucking shit…

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I figure if you got tits, what the fuck else do you have to do with yourself….get out there and take pics and videos and gifs of your tits…

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2020

03

Apr

Kara Del Toro Tan Lines of the Day

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I guess this instagram body, who is married, which should make you want to boycott her as someone you jerk off to, assuming anyone who follows her is into fucking her, an not into her life tips….I mean look at those tits…those things are life tits..they could feed the surviving children after all the adults die.

I guess she’s feeling the burn of Instagram money drying up, thank fucking god, these idiots have pulled the best scam ever, most of them based on fake followers, as stupid brands just throw money at them.

So she’s promoting her Self Tanner, as people can’t go out in the sun anymore, to get her payout, as there are bills to fucking pay.

Pretty hilarious if you ask me…..”Hey whores, buy self tanner, so you don’t get pale in your lockdown, so that you can keep on influencing”.

What I don’t hate about this, is the pussy mount flash to show that tanline…for the tanline fetish, which does exist…it’s like the beacon to show people “CLOTHES WENT HERE AND NOW NO CLOTHES ARE THERE SO CUM”…

Thanks for the help KARA Del Toro.

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2020

03

Apr

Demi Lovato FatLetics of the Day

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I take personal offense to Demi Lovato being cast in a campaign for a fitness clothing brand. Not because she’s fat, that’s just gross to look at, but fat people do workout and deserve workout gear also. I don’t hate on that.

I hate on positioning some coddled cunt from Disney with her pile of fans and money has a heroin overdose, says “Look at me, I do heroin” for all those little girls who look up to her and a year later brands are like “be our ambassador, here’s a million dollars”….because don’t shame a fatty, who replaced heroin with donuts apparently…donuts Ariana Grande may have licked while saying she hates America….but donuts nonetheless….and don’t shame a heroin addict, heroin addicts can get their lives back on track and we hope they do it in our fitness gear….because these companies MOOCH and are trying to MOOCH off her fans…

I hope after all this COVID shit, people learn how to prioritize, and realize none of this matters, overpriced fitness gear can fuck off with the fat disney pig on heroin it rode in on….

I’m sure the world is proud that they’ve got 10,000 fitness brands killing the earth with their leggings, while we don’t have fucking protective gear for hospitals.

The fact the government who taxes us aggressively doesn’t have a pandemic kit with 5,000 dollar cash, masks, space food, hazmat suits, iodine pills, for EVERY citizen who has paid them on every DOLLAR they make, every purchase they’ve made, except maybe in New Hampshire and they don’t have a $5,000 safety kit for all of us.

In the words of Greta….shame on you you fucking snakes.

Taxation is theft, this is proof.

Never pay taxes again. They can’t make us.

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2020

03

Apr

Naughty Nurses on the Front Line of the Day

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Here’s your masked heroes being slutty during the COVID Crisis, nothing gets a bitch horny like a Global Pandemic I guess….

I mean maybe it’s just one of those, stress releases for an exhibitionist.

Maybe they know it’s the end of the world, since they are on the front line and think “I’ve always wanted to produce selfie porn for dudes to jerk off to, now that I’m a hero in their eyes, let’s do this”…

Maybe you think it’s awesome to support our “heroes” by jerking off to their nudity…

Maybe you just like women in uniform being slutty, or all girl being slutty…but I find it pretty unprofessional.

In Canada, my TAX dollars pay these idiots to do their job, not to fucking cum themselves on break in the break room, it isn’t hygienic and they should be fucking fired….but I am conservative like that…plus I like my nudity to come from girls trying to make a living with their nudes, not women with jobs looking for a cheap thrill.

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2020

03

Apr

Guy Refuses COVID Test and Says COVID is Fake and Fights Hospital Staff and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiots Partying in Thailand

Officers Open Fire on Suspect

Paramedic Almost Gets Taken Out

Woman Touchign Every Electronic

Weird in American Gets Arrested for Leaving Spit on a Bill While Traveling in Cambodia

Social Distancing Pizza Order

Dude Gets in Trouble for Going Out for a Beer

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2020

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how many friend-zoned dudes who happen to be in quarantine with their BFF / Roommate who has never been willing to fuck them, despite their persistence….are finally stickin’ it in?

Or if you just happen to have rented a room somewhere that happens to have a female roommate, because these are modern times and not all women fear men, and not all men are men….is love now blossoming…

Then there’s the whole family members being in quarantine together, when do the FLIPPER incest babies start getting born….we will have a generation of dad/daughter kids…the new baby boomers all missing chromosomes and limbs…

I mean that shit happens pretty quick in prison and that’s when you’re straight….

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2020

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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We can only hope that the pandemic makes people bored of social media, watchign people’s rants are always a pain in the ass, worse when they are whining…

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The instagram shit, is tired and useless, the facebook shit is for old people….ENTERTAIN YOURSELF IN OTHER WAYS!!

Find what being a real human who can take care of them damn selves in pandemics and beyond.

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2020

02

Apr

Dakota Fanning Sports Bra Erotica of the Day

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Dakota Fanning like all the girls who are staying at home and broadcasting their fitness / home workouts because they crave to be watched, they love their fan interaction, they are bored and need attention, they are losing their minds…but no where near where they will be losing their minds in 3 months from now when still at home!!

Luckily for you Dakota Fanning fans, who I hope are fans from one of her more recent roles and not her early roles, you sick fuck, she does her fitness in a sports bra with her titties all squished out like a beach ball being balanced on by some fat chick…I don’t fucking know what her tits are being squeezed like…figure it out on your own….as she tries to figure out how to be a hot influencer cuz there’s nothing else to do.

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2020

02

Apr

J.Lo Spreading COVOID-19 at her Gym of the Day

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Remember J.Lo is above the law…

I don’t know if stay at home orders are really being implemented in Miami Beach where she lives, but I do know that when you’re rich and famous, or just rich really, your world becomes designed by your rules.

So in J.Lo’s case, Gym closures don’t apply. Gym owners do what their star clients tell them, plus they can get a nice kickback depending on how desperate the rich and famous are.

What’s 25k or whatever J.Lo bribed the guy to make the gym exclusive to J.Lo to workout in….when revenues are at 0. So I get it.

PLUS, J.Lo NEEDS the gym to maintain her troll on aging. Her health and wellness / her vanity is more important to her than following the rules or risking catching a virus….

She gotta keep the lie that she’s not in her 50s, and that she’s hot alive and she’ll die, or put others at risk for that….

Point of the story, it’s good to be rich, because you get to be an asshole!