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2020

30

Mar

Rita Ora Egg Crisis of the Day

Rita Ora made it clear when she posted this video that it was done before the quarantine, when wasting that much food was more socially accepted as motherfuckers around America are either risking their lives for a dozen eggs, or not able to get a dozen eggs, because they ordered their groceries on Walmart and 15 minutes before the deliver was to arrive, a week after the order was made, Walmart pulled the plug on the order…leaving you at home with an obese wife who couldn’t get fed…leading you to risk your life to get food to feed the bitch…because a hungry obese wife is way fucking worse than a full one in diabetic shock passed out in front of the TV.

Anyway…for those food waste fetishists, who like seeing girls destroy their food, instead of eating their food….like me, this should hit the fucking spot…so long as you’re not craving bacon and eggs, in which case it may trigger you…

If you are looking for humor in all this, it’s that Rita Ora, the popstar they tried to create who was forced to be an influencer, because she lost her record deal, is still trying to make music or pretend to make music to fulfill her musical dreams…that may never happen at the level she wants it to, but that happened enough that she’s basically won at life by not needing to resort to giving lap dances with her great tits…the way nature intended it to be….

Here’s that video:

Here she is on social media…

Here she is on IG right now doing Yoga with her tits out….kinda…not good enough…

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2020

30

Mar

Weird Instagram of the Day

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I avoid social media, now more than ever, thanks to everyone being a whining cunt on the internet, and me being totally uninterested in what any of those whining cunts have to say…but I occasionally come across some bullshit, like this account called @BREAST_CANCER_AWARENESS

I respect the pervert’s hustle, and for the longest time I wanted to put a breast cancer charity toolbar at the top of the site, to show how much I donated to breast cancer charities with the site, to justify all the tits I was posting and to pretend to advertisers that I wasn’t a smut peddler, but instead an activist, philathropist, fighting the good fight against our big enemy, breast cancer, because it tries to kill off bitches or at least it tries to steal their damn tits.

Anyway….this is the content from that dude’s account, because instagram thinks it’s breast cancer awareness tits, which along with instagram whore tits if you’re famous enough, and breast feeding pics, are the tits you are allowed on their publicly traded platform they try to not allow to trun into a porn site….even though it is a porn site…but shareholders and advertisers can’t know that…so they police it even though smut is the only thing humans actually like…

So here’s to @Breast_Cancer_Awareness and his insane content that instagram DEEMS appropriate.

He also does CERVIX CANCER FREE….LOLZ….straight from Instagram…Hilarious

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2020

30

Mar

Bella Thorne Nude of the Day

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Bella Thorne, who is basically the same as the employee kitchen garbage left at the Disney studio head offie, before the staff fucked off for quarantine 2 weeks ago, posted up this picture of her tits, as all the young girls looking for immediate feedback, attention, likes and comments do.

She’s pretending to take a bath, but has the look of always stinking, the kind of girl a fire hose spray down would still leave looking slimy as fuck….and she’s pretending with her tits out….

So edgy and artistic in their quarantine….as all these girls lose their fucking mind when left to their own devices, it’s like all girls are destined to be unstable cam girls or sex workers. They are coded to be the kind of girl fisting herself with a dildo in her ass for male attention, and the real challenge in the gameplay that is our life, which we can all agree feels like a simulation, is trying to not become that sex worker fisting herself…..it’s like everything in her core, soul, brain wants that…but her questionable morals, the impact or consequences it would have to her agents, and handlers, and all that is what gets in the way of her Youtube Series called “WILL IT FIT”….where she tries to insert various household objects…to see what would fit…as people place bets on whether it will fit…not realizing IT will all fit…she’s just that committed, eager, talented, et.

The quarantine is making people go nutty, I’ve been living this exact lifestyle for decades, therefore I can’t relate – but it’s fun to watch it all go down.

It also allows us to figure out if her tits are real tits or fake tits from Disney money….you know the things that matter in this time of “WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE”….

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2020

30

Mar

Healthcare Girls Gone Wild of the Day

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Support Our Troops….the frontline healthcare workers are getting a lot of praise from everyone around the world, like they are the heroes we need, even though they are the heroes we’ve always had…..

I don’t think it’s anything special that these health care workers are out there going to work during the crisis while we all get to chill, the whole reason they are in this position is to be there when there are pandemics. It’s the whole fucking point of working in healthcare….

Sure, it’s been cushy all their careers with a lack of a pandemic to really make them worth the high salaries they get according to me, not necessarily high salaries compared to useless people in the world like celebs or influencers, but still good pay for a three year college course compared to other three year college courses like fashion design, cabinet making and mechanics….

Nurses are paid well for working the system….and they were just hoping that there wouldn’t be a pandemic in their careers, where they’d have to really get their hands dirty….

I don’t see how them going to work despite there being a pandemic is a big deal, it’s their fucking jobs.

That said, nurses are the sex workers looking for doctor cum to fill them up even if they are married, because doctors have the lives nurses like to have sex with and hope to one day homewreck..masturbating, flashing tits, anything sexual is a good way to deal with stress…so naked nurses, naughty nurses, scrubs getting pulled off is trending…you know since nurses are the sex workers of the healthcare industry…and this is an updated bunch of pics on our ongoing COVID-19 healthcare worker titty documenting, since they are the only titties that can leave the house.

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Posted in:COVID-19|Features

2020

30

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence Naked of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is an “Indie” popstar, where “indie” means her parents bought her a record deal like she was Massimo and Aunt Becky’s kids trying to get into USC under a rowing scholarship despite never rowing anything but except maybe their faces into the variety of dicks they’ve sucked….

Encourage her self care, self worth, self expression as a nude on the internet any chance she gets, because nude is trendy and nothing to be ashamed of, plus it brings her publicity to help her achieve her dreams…. cuz they are her parents and see her as talent, plus they raised her rich and entitled and expect very little more out of her besides mooching off her allowance.

Nothing like her vapid LA cunt qualities on a young rich kid trying to take on the world tits out.

This may sound like a negative post, but I’m actually a fan of Charlotte Lawrence, sure I haven’t heard her music and I don’t buy into her ways to trend with the other young LA sluts, but I do buy into getting naked for attention on social media because it forces Facebook to change their policies in policing sexual content, something they’ve been pretty inconsistent and discriminatory on in the past…if I was rich…I’d sue those fuckers for every IG account I’ve had deleted…but I’m not rich, so I’ll just support nudity as a viable tactic to get people to notice you.

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2020

30

Mar

Noah Cyrus At Home Porno of the Day

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Noah Cyrus may be a fucking troll looking bitch, but at least she’s slutty…

I don’t know if a hip to waist ratio is all that relevant when the lower half of a girl is basically a fat pile shit.

Her storyline screams damaged on some deep level, thanks to being the younger sister to a Disney created success….it can go either way…but both are equally damaged.

The first way is that she lives in the shadow of Miley, always feeling inadequate knowing she will never be Miley….the second string….

The second way is that she is so hyped on being Miley’s sister because when she was growing up second string the family and the therapists made her think despite Miley’s success, she was important in her own right, making the Miley connection actually make her feel of more value.

Either way, she’s getting naked on the internet for attention on self isolation, or quarantine or whatever you call it, because what the fuck else do you think this is raised rich as shit thanks to Billy Ray’s one-hit-wonder, so she’s got that level of spoiled white trash cunt…allows her to be a spoiled white trash cunt…so here she is trying to go viral, trying to be important…..fat ass out.

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2020

30

Mar

Hand Washing PSA of the Day

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I guess with the social distancing rules in place at the federal level until April 30th, you’re likely not working, going broke, waiting for your 1200 dollar check from the governement, angry that trillions of dollars were spent on fighting the arabs in the middle east, money that could have been paid to each and every one of you, I mean it was your tax money…better for it to go back to the people rather than to the government sending it where they want…crazier that the Tithes suckers give to the evangelicals…but somehow seen as normal. The elite really pulled a fast one on all you suckers…didn’t they…”give us your gold, take this paper, give us 40% of your earnings, it’s fair, we give you streets, mail and also charge more taxes on everything you buy, and on real estate YOU own”….ridiculous.

Anyway, the biggest and best way to fight COVID is apparently to hand wash, and luckily internet tits lack creativity and all do the same kind of content, which has been consistently hand washing tutorials…tits out.

I’ll watch this for hours to make sure I know the right way….but only because I have nothing else to do…not that I ever have anything to do….6 frames, one video, it’s some Sesame Street level shit for old perverts. It works.

Posted in:COVID-19|Videos

2020

30

Mar

Katherine McPhee Pussy Stretch Fitness in a Mask of the Day

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Katherine McPhee has to pretend that she’s not trying to kill her 80 year old husband, because it will be too obvious when he dies of COVID that she intentionally planted the virus.

It’s one of those too good to be true to all the sugar babies with 65 year old or older boyfriends to take their chances with COVID in hopes of killing them off.

It’s one of those wanting the money, the inheritance and the payout. Expediting the process without actually having to commit a legit crime.

The invisible enemy the world is at war with is the unexpected friend to those money grubbers everywhere….

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Posted in:Katherine McPhee|SFW

2020

30

Mar

Slutty Girl Buying Cucumbers and Other Videos of the Day

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AMazon Deliver Man Spits on Package …

Birthday Party in LA during COVID

RUssian TV!

Motorcycle Ride Out…

Man Shoots a Nissan

Man VS Bakery

Social Distancing in India

Hand Sanitizer Robot in China

African Bike Skills

McDonalds Belarus

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

30

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You would think that I’d have nothing to say during this quarantine, you know tap out and like the site die with humanity, and that is probably what I should do….but as it turns out, I never having anything to say, ever. I don’t do anything, I don’t offer any real insight, and any sense of comedy I used to have ended at least a decade ago….which was around the time I found misadventures and people watching boring…I blame social media for the constant reminder how much people suck….but at least some of them have tits….which makes them more tolerable.

I’m just sitting here waiting for the apocalypse…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Hilary Duff Hot in a White Tank Top
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Hot Nadya Yumasheva’s Grass in a the Bath!
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Halsey Bikini Quarantine Dance…Hot Body! Everything Else ABout her is Trash…
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The Pandemic Planner who was Called Crazy Before the Pandemic
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Road Raging Cyclist VS Karma
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Old Man Getting in Shape for the Apocalypse
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Cardi B wants to Start a GoFundMe to Free Joe Exotic
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Sikhs are Preparing 30,000 Free Meals for Americans…
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Uganda’s COVID PSA
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Post Malone Doing Online Beer Pong…
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Televangelist Wants People to Donate their Money even if You Lose Your Job….
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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