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2020

27

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder what all the toxic masculine men all these feminists of the internet used to complain about two weeks ago are up to….

I bet it’s not date raping…or telling them they have nice tits in person but I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some “suck my dick if you don’t want to get laid off” going on….because all of a sudden the #metoo movement orchestrated by all these cushy 1st world whiners in their life of luxury are trying to survive…

All it took was a pandemic to make things like #metoo a secondary issue, as all these people see the life of luxury being taken away from them, as they are reduced to being people who have to eat dick to keep a job….

Whether it’s a hoax, or WWIII, Globalization, NWO, The Illuminati, a viral stunt, or a real contagious virus that is forcing the boomers to save the boomers, which I don’t mind as I’m a boomer….the people starting to get scared, annoyed, realize how fucked everything is….so much so that they aren’t talking about #metoo, but instead about all their theories on COVID….makes this COVID thing a little entertaining.

How quickly people flip flop and have no opinion of their own…how quickly they realize what matters when they see impending death potentially coming…yet still remaining total assholes. It’s almost impressive how ridiculous we all are…

Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend, because I’m not looking at a computer on the weekend, even if I have nothing better to do.

10 of the Best censored Nudes of Instagram
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Constance Jablonski’s Bikini Lookbook!
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Tiger Shark in Fiji VS Diver
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Madison Beer Tiny Bikini
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Everything Streaming in April – You’ll Need THis.
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Joe Biden Teaches People how to Cough
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Serena – Day 10 Quarantine Nudes
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Christina Milian Butt SHot
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Rihanna’s New Song with PartyNextDoor and It Sucks..
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Alexis Ren is Ugly on a Jog
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Mariah Carey is 50
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Coronavirus Challenge Videos
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Elisabeth Mason Shows Us How to Quarantine Nude
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Selena Gomez in a Silk Dress
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Girl Dancing
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Nice – Another Pandemic is Coming!
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Victoria Mottet Nude by the Sea – Hot Ass
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Printing Your Own Toilet Paper
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Britney Spears Fashion Show for Instagram
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Prince Harry Officially a SIMP
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Braless Bella Hadid
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Snowmobilers Rescue Moose
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Tina is Naked on the Rocks
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Just a Strong as Fuck Dude
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Britney Spears is Faster than Usain Bolt
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Random Slut Named Erica Fett
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22 Naked Celebs at the Doctor’s Office
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Katia Martin Alone in Her Room – Naked
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Madison Beer’s Top 9 Movies
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Use this Hot Twerking Bobble Smelling Booty for Your Car
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Hanna Ferguson Activewear Photoshoot
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Amanda Holden Legs….
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Andie MacDowell and Maragaret Qualley – Mom and Daughter Erotica
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Ashley Roberts Walking the Streets
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Jennifer Garner Gross in Leggings
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Lesbian Ashley benson in Shorts
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Ariel Winter is Disgusting
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From stepSMUT!!

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35 People having a Shitty Day
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Tunnel Ahead
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Throwback Lucy Pinder Nudes
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Busty Blonde Reveal
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Blondes are so Trashy
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Lady Gaga Nude
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Be Careful of this Chick’s Quarantine Area
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Small Boobs
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Casey Deluxe Big Boobs
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Meanwhile in Russia
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Cam Girl Cumming in the Outdoors
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Awkward Moments in Porn
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Alyssa Arce Nude
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Fighting Fridays
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Tanning Pussy
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Big Dildo
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Another Big Dildo
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2020

27

Mar

5 Twerk Videos to Celebrate Bobble Booty Fresh of the Day

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Nastya Nass is the self proclaimed twerk icon, who took twerking seriously, and turned it into a twerkout fitness program that we’ll assume made her rich and deservingly SO. I mean I can’t imagine anyone not wanting to sit through a twerkout!

This isn’t about Nastya Nass and her twerking or her twerk fitness, this is about one of the coolest and most fun Air Freshener / Bobble Heads to ever be created. BobbleBootyFresh!. The Hula Girl of the future.

You’ve probably seen the banners on the site the last month and hopefully despite the COVID-19 crisis, you see the importance of a fresh smelling car, since your car is a safe space in social distancing that allows you to leave the house you’ve been imprisoned in. Or you could put this on your Work From Home desk and give it a slap whenever you hit those work from home lulls.

The Bobble Booty Fresh is the needed tool to get you through quarantine!!! An unsung hero if you will, because it brings nothing but good smells and fun times, in a time when it’s easy to forget those things!

They are $13.99 each, two for $23.50, an affordable way to entertain yourself in these dark times. A small price to pay for the best thing you’ll ever own.

I know you’ll appreciate every jiggle or bobble and I guarantee it puts all other bobble heads to shame. GET YOURS NOW!

Here are those videos from the twerk star.

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2020

27

Mar

Suki Waterhouse Panties of the Day

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Do you remember when Suki Waterhouse was trying to fuck Brad Cooper, or was fucking Brad Cooper? She was trying to position herself as an actress instead of some low level rich kid who pretended to be a model. It was good times, only because he ended up ditching her for Irina Shayk, leaving her in the dust with nothing but Press clippings to remember their love….that has now blossomed into a few small movie roles….it’s not quite child support from the A-Lister, but it put her in the scene and it’s good enough.

Well, I guess she’s still trying to market herself, or get attention to herself, in that she’s at home and posting pics of her panties, what else is a girl to do while pretending to be on quarantine….I mean it’s prime time for selfie whoring now that actual whoring is limited to those you’re willing to break the 6 feet distance rule for…provided they aren’t married, they’re probably married, you do what you can to get ahead…Harvey Weinstein didn’t die for this!

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2020

27

Mar

Dakota Fanning Short Shorts of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is doing a little fitness in some weird jogging shorts and a sports bra for all you Dakota Fanning perverts, those of you who aren’t creeped out by her weirdness that we can assume her parents groomed her to be, back when they first made her a star.

I don’t know why celebrities, who normally command a lot of money are compelled to post workout videos of themselves. Is their dream to be the next Jane Fonda, you know a hobby they dabble in and can finally commit to thanks to the Pandemic. That acting shit just got in the way of that, or are all these fuckers greedy pigs who figure they can get that influencer money from brands instead of influencers getting that money since they are celebs and thus have more influence by default.

The world doesn’t like when people who aren’t selected by the big media empires get traction, so the last 5 years of instagram ads going to no names must have been very upsetting….but luckily they have puppets like Dakota ready to try to get eyeballs on her…she’s fit, she’s strong enough for one pound weights and she’s ready to take your brand deals….as society resets itself to benefit the elite.

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2020

27

Mar

Paris Hilton Pumped Up Tits of the Day

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Paris Hilton may be 40 years old and the people have probably stopped jacking off to her sex tape many years ago, I mean it’s pretty fucking old and so is she…but that doesn’t stop her from doing photoshoots with her tits, that could be fake tits, that could also be push up bras, or maybe just natural tits, I mean I remember my grandma had massive tits in her senior citizen years, but was flat chested in younger years…I guess like noses, tits keep growing…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I know she’s the reason the Kardashians exist and should be taken out back and shot for that….

I also know that the old are most at risk for COVID-19, so we can hope that at least one celebrity we hate gets it and dies to it, assuming it’s not just a Hoax, basically like Paris Hilton’s career…one giant episode of Punk’d….without that loser Ashton Kutcher to really ruin it.

All this to say, she’s still hot, maybe hotter than ever, I wonder what stem cells, or aborted babies she’s getting injected into her face….maybe some she’s got kept in her chest freezer in her disco in the basement of her silly Paris Hilton house…

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2020

27

Mar

Camila Cabello Lookin Thick of the Day

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Camila Cabello is in Miami with her queer Canadian boyfriend she pretends to date despite him being a queer…

I guess Miami is where she’s from being a Cuban born artist, she likely was smuggled in on some ELIAN GONZALEZ raft, only more under the radar than him, and not sent back like him….allowing her to be the big big star she is today….

I assume this is them on self quarantine, holding hands for the paparazzi they paid to capture this moment as a bored Mendes tries to play the part, knowing he’d rather be sucking dick, and will be sucking dick later that night, it’s Miami ya’ll…

On her walk, Camila dumped her coffee of someone’s front lawn, which is considered biohazard now more than ever with the COVID-19 virus….maybe she trying to spread the virus, one of the soldiers of the NWO doing her part to get the world sick so they do mandatory vaccines to microchip us so they can mind control us…

You know some sick fan boy following her is going to lick that off the ground….

Also on her walk, Camila’s ass was fat.

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2020

27

Mar

Bai Ling is Homeless Now of the day

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Bai Ling is one of the original clickbaiters. You know those rich trashy women who ended up in LA to become famous, only had not capabilities to become famous, and despite the whole inclusivity thing, or the whole diversify Hollywood, or bring in more Asian talent to add some color to the whiteness, while giving CHINA movies they can market aggressively to their people, making Hollywood more and more rich, while making Hollywood less and less powerful…because they are just folding to China….

Now, rumor is that Bai Ling’s vagina is the source of COVID-19, it’s the BAT from the soup, but I’m sure that’s a lie…what isn’t a lie is that she’s probably experiencing racism as many asians are because we’re scared of your disease that is now a world disease and it’s racist to call a China Disease, despite where it started…in China…

She’s out in this weird publicity stunt that I guess she felt warranted her dusting off her attention seeking low hanging fruit chops for…where she stands on the side of the road shameless…with a sign like a homeless guy about Toilet Paper, COVID not being a Digestion Disease…because getting that important information out to the people is needed, and who better to do it that an Asian no one knows but who thinks she’s a celebrity….

She must be 100 fucking years old….the best 100 year old around probably….also the weirdest…probably from dementia…cuz she’s old.

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2020

27

Mar

Nina Dobrev’s Up Shorts of the Day

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Nina Doberv is some Bulgarian refugee who was allowed into Canada, because Canada fucking loves refugees…Canada loves giving them all their social services, welfare and healthcare…you know it’s the Canadian way….

Only with this refugee, it backfired, as she moved to America to pay US taxes and contribute zero into the economy of the country that welcomed her family when she was just a kid. What a bitch.

She’s best known for some Vampire Diaries show I didn’t watch because I am not a virgin, but people watched it.

Along with her Canadian buddies like Shay Mitchell, she’s cleverly turned into an influencer, as a secondary revenue stream that I am sure makes more than acting, acting is just a way to keep the social media numbers up.

Well, she posted up a video of her cleaning the house like a woman should…according to traditional gender roles…which some of us still appreciate seeing…

In that video, she wore little shorts you can potentially see up, and that’s a great level of subtle slutty for attention…

She also made a Toilet Paper Shitting in Kitty Litter Jokes for those of you who would let her shit in your mouth…cuz you love her…

She also went on a job….so to SEE HER OUT ON A JOG CLICK HERE

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2020

27

Mar

Jojo’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Jojo has her mom produce her smut, because I guess they live together or are social distancing in quarantine together, and her mom snapped off this butt shot that Jojo is calling thirst trapping thanks to her reposting of it.

I don’t know if you’re excited by Jojo or her thickness, I mean I didn’t give a fuck about her when she was famous, she was average and dull and Lohan was more interesting, but she’s grown into herself…as she tries to find her corner of the celebrity world where she can ride off that childhood success she had.

I know that you’re out there with your incest fetishes, porn has made you go into the Taboos because you’ve jerked off to standard porn for too long and you had to level up, so seeing a mom taking a butt shot of her baby girl seems exciting.

What you are forgetting is that Jojo’s mom was a cleaning lady before she realized selling her kid to the industry would get them rich, back when Jojo was just a child, so whoring Jojo out has been a constant for both their lives….why would it stop now? They’ve got a second wind and mom knows whoring best…so keep up the good work….next time…let’s try this pants off.

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2020

27

Mar

Kristin Cavallari Alcoholism Titty Brag of the Day

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I had to say that Kristin Cavallari is a celebrity, because she really shouldn’t be considered a celebrity, if anything she was just some reality star trash when reality shows mattered, making her known, but to call her a celebrity is giving her too much credit.

The Anti-Vaxxer, who thinks she’s a celebrity because she was on Laguna Beach many years ago, which was enough to make her matter all these years later, at least enough to get some rich athlete to marry and knock her up so that she can live that WAG life while pretending she’s a TV star.

Anyway, she posted one of those obnoxious influencer style “today’s office” post to make you all jealous of her, which is pretty daft, as expected by some shell of a person, no depth, mall brand of a human, pile of shit.

It’s probably not the time to do titty click bait with your wine in hand, in your mansion, running your fake busness that you do for a hobby to keep busy…while people are working from home on a fucking milk crate of a desk, amongst a pile of their shit, as their kids harrass them all day….before being laid off, forced to go broke, only to end up in a FEMA concentration camp….and that’s the people who have work from home, millions of others are out of work….while this rich cunt with her tits out brags about how good she has it….inappropriate, cancel….or at least target her as the first celebrity home you overthrow in your uprising…

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