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2020

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Alien Invasion – This is a Distraction from the real issue – Alien Invasion.

That’s what I am going with, or hoping for. I’ve been saying society needs a reset so I’m all about the Alien Invasion.

Random bat flus are not as exciting as Alien Invasions…

But this social distancing is great for the anti-socials like myself. Self Isolation is a big deal to so many people, all this whining about getting to stay home with your thoughts and now those thoughts are annoying facebook statuses.

I’ve been doing this for 15 years, called crazy, probably because I’ve spent too much time alone with my thoughts…but never realized how much people do in a day, from shppping to work, to gym, to socializing, to family….I wrote that shit off decade and a half ago.

I guess all you guys with 6 foot long dicks are pretty happy you can fuck during the lock down, you’re the only social distancing dick girls can get, not that any of you even have dicks…and if you did they wouldn’t be 6 feet long…making this just useless words…

ALien Invasions man…that’s where I’m at…they can’t tell us it is an Alien Invasion, but releasing this virus to keep us inside is the only way to save us, and kill off those who don’t comply with the new words….

SO…crazy times, everyone going broke, work closed down….and a virus running rampant…and now an impending Alien invasion….while I’m here blogging because even if I was the last person on earth I’d be blogging…I’m used to no readers and basically talking to my damn self. Thanks to you…my dear ignorer.

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Skateboarding Bird is the best thing ever
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KFC Explodes
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Men in Black – More Relatable than Ever….
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Charo’s Toilet Paper Tips not Tits
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Bella Hadid in a Mask is her Hottest Look
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Jojo Uncrossing her Legs
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Heidi and Spencer Throwback Outbreak Inspo
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The Italian Corona Virus Song
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2020

Mar

Demi Lovato Bobbing Around of the Day

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The only thing I care about when it comes to Demi Lovato, is why the fuck didn’t the opiates take her out. So many people who aren’t celebrities are dying everyday from the shit, it’s almost as much of a threat to America as the Coronavirus….

I don’t know when this is from, or who her dealer with the blackface is, but that could just be her from her Israel trip burning off her pussy with the high salt levels of the dead sea, but maybe she likes that feeling, it’s the real religious pilgrimage she’s there for, as she heals from her bullshit entitled rich kid addiction.

Fuck Demi Lovato, and the tits she’s got floating….

Old news maybe, but it’s always nice to reference the archives, memories of times Demi Lovato could have and should have drowned. Just always evading death this fucker…

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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know why people are so concerned about rushing out to the store to get supplies, the way I see it, go to the rich area nearest to you and home invade, that’s the whole point of natural emergencies.

Then there’s the whole toilet paper thing, why would you put yourself at risk for that shit and go to a store, just use your dead neighbor’s face for toilet paper after Corona Virus gets him, or after you kill him for his toilet paper.

If we take the right measures, we can make this the apocalypse. There’s a whole in the system that as a people we can rip fucking open and turn upside down.

I’d never encourage you to do bad things, but there are options if things get bad, and it’s better to be the one coming on top, that the one being used as toilet paper is all I’m saying…

I’m also saying I like to think the Corona Virus was created in some whore on the internet’s panties she wore for 48 hours and sold to some asian.

I miss Chinese food.

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Christina Aguilera Genie in a Kimono
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2020

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Wants You to Take Her on Vacation of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens during her break-up came out strong when she knew her relationship was officially over.

Maybe ELVIS, the ex, who probably has Coronavirus from Tom Hanks, as they are filming in Australia, despite Elvis having never traveled outside of America, thanks to Colonial Parker, the man Tom Hanks is playing, being an illegal. Elvis facts, ya know.

Maybe Elvis, the ex, was officially fucking new pussy he was seeking when he left Hudgens to become Elvis, and that is why she came out strong.

Either way she did 3-4 weeks of ThirstyThursday, slutty content to get you all excited about her, to reclaim her sex appeal after being a sweatpant wearing girlfriend buried in familiarity….

But then she got lazy, bitches always get lazy, maybe she got dick, maybe her revenge is over, maybe she’s back with the ex, but the dust has fucking settled….so much that she’s posting hashtags like #notsothirstythursday

While posting insensitive statuses about travel…knowing she won’t actually go on a trip with you, and not just because of the coronavirus travel bans…

Will someone please take me and Darla away to somewhere warm and sunny??? This rain isn’t doing it for me #notsothirstythursday lol ya girl needs some new pics

Here she is doing some weird witch shit. Girl power.

Here she is dealing with the Coronavirus by not being in quarantine…

Either way, she’s looking hotter than ever and that is important because I am superficial.

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2020

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Spread Legs of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is old and she’s also old news and really was never all that interesting in her time at the top of the Victoria’s Secret sex worker presented as an “Angel” despite being a promo model, like a care show model, only better paid.

She was hot, is still hot, but after her stint in getting pregnant two or three times in the course of 3 years, she lost a lot of the appeal she had, and I guess people realized they didn’t miss her when she was gone, they replaced her with hotter pussy, new pussy, like Elsa Hosk pussy.

She really never had a personality. So Candice in her retaliation or her quest to survive has decided to push her own brand, probably financed by Victoria’s Secret, her only real employer and she’s doing that with her bathing suit pulled up in her pussy, and it’s great….

She’s older, her tits flatter, I guess her implants removed, but she’s still doing that HO shit that the CEO of Limited Brands liked enough to fund EPSTEIN.

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2020

Mar

Jojo Panty Flash of the Day

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Jojo is out of control. You exploit a child and turn her into a star at a young age, only for her to disappear for 5-10 years at around 18 or 19 years old with her pile of money, but not to be forgotten by the perverts who loved her in her prime celebrity, except the ones still mad she fucked black guys back then. I remember her having at least one black boyfriend who she basically ran off with and probably financed.

It was a funny era where dudes could be mad about that and weren’t on reddit trying to recruit black cock to fuck their wives like they are today, but unfortunately for her, she has been forgotten by the majority of the industry, but has found her niche on social media where she posts up consistent titty pics, and titty rubbing pics, cuz she’s got tits.

I like what Jojo is up to, now more than ever, but I didn’t think she was anything special when she was trending a decade ago. So keep up the good work and show me more titty!

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2020

Mar

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev Get Wet of the Day

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Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev are on vacation together and they are wearing bikinis. I assume this is a fantasy for at least one pervert Dancing with the Stars fetish. Or maybe for an ex-Mormon who was raised in the same faith as Julianne Hough with an ex-mormon fetish. Or maybe an incest loving pervert that is loving the porn trend going back to the 70s taboo of brother / sister sex, which is precisely what the Houghs did while learning to dance as they got abused together. Or maybe you Ryan Seacrest fetishists, who know the midget cokehead used to fuck her ass while behaving badly…

But that’s not fair to NINA…since she’s in the pics too….so maybe a Nina Dobrev fanatic who just can’t get enough of the Bulgarian actress who was imported into Canada before being sent to America to be in Vampire Diaries…is all up on this.

Then there’s the whole travel ban, coronavirus fetishists who are likely thinking how they’ll be in lockdown in some other country, even though you can still get to America via the countries not on the travel ban….but the idea of lockdown, stranded, who can’t get back home, and who are at risk of sickness…so exciting…

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2020

Mar

Gisele’s 40 Year Old Mom Ass for the Coronavirus of the Day

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Gisele staged a photoshoot at what I assume is one of the family villas in Costa Rica, because the family spends a lot of time in Costa Rica, and this isn’t the first time we’ve seen the bitch on the beaches of Costa Rica in a bikini…

It’s just weird because this is an actual photoshoot where she’s interacting with the photographer, yet it seems so paparazzi.

I am not too sure why the 40 Year Old Mom Ass is out in a bikini, obviously she still thinks she’s got a hot ass, and I guess she does, for a 40 year old mom…and bikini modelling is all she knows, it’s her skillset like her husband’s skillset is throwing a ball / her balls because I am still not convinced she’s not a Brazilian tranny.

That’s about all I need to say about that, as she gets locked down in Costa Rica when the borders get shut down….in what I imagine to be a crazy compound…probably the first the locals will home invade when supplies start to dwindle…

RIP Gisele and her bold “the wold is dying, here’s a bikini shoot for you”….bullshit.

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2020

Mar

Stella Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the “Sister” and in being the sister of the famous one, she’s got a level of celebrity of her own, that she can probably monetize to a level where she’s comfortable and feels like she’s productive enough, enough if it is strictly an extension of her sister.

The low pressure, get everything a celeb has without all the bullshit, and get great gifts from your overpaid sister, like houses and cars. It’s a win across the board.

The actual celebs are all fucked up mentally, under too much pressure, too into their own hype, while the sisters have a level of inadequacy because they aren’t a celeb, but confidence because they are related to the celebrity and live that life. It’s just a perfect place to be.

I am into the sisters of the hot or famous chick substantially more than the hot and famous chick, I’ve gone over it before, do I need to go over it again? Probably not…you all get it…

So here she is with her titties out, great titties out, in a bikini having a whine to celebrate the Corona virus wiping out all the weak fucks of the world…

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2020

Mar

Kaia Gerber – Skinny in Leggings of the Day

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The best thing about Kaia Gerber is that you know that she was raised in such a fucked up household and that there is nothing normal about her.

There is a reason her brother is getting face tattoos and losing his fucking mind while pretending to be some kind of white boy rich kid gangster and that is because they are entitled little twats from Malibu with rich parents and a famous hot mom…

She was thrown into this model worried while underage, in what she probably thinks was her idea, her passions, but that her mom was like “let’s live out my life one more time by proxy via my hot daughter”…..narcissism is a weird thing…

The funniest thing about it is that anyone who uses her in anything is basically trying to make her out to be Cindy, her mom. She’s Cindy 2.0, and that won’t end too well for someone trying to find her own way. They always dress her 90s and it’s almost a novelty act, or even a freak show put her in an aquarium and dress her like her mom for the fans act. It will end bad.

So as she goes through life in the public eye at 18, after already being hyped up for at least 2-3 years, you know that her experience with modelling with be much differen than her moms, since the road has been paved for her, and since she’s an entitled cunt rich kid…

I just don’t think it will end well, but at least this rich kid isn’t a troll like the Hadids who have had all the hype in the fashion world until this point….but she’s still likely very shitty.

This is her small ass in leggings because she’s 18 and probably not allowed to eat.

Weird. Living that dream….even though she’s got a trust fund and can just live out being left the fuck alone off the internet and public eye….which sounds more fun to me but I am a hermit.

Here’s her face…

According to Vogue, that are paid to hype her up, here’s 5 things you didn’t know about her and probably don’t care to know about her:

1. she likes tattoos.
2.she finished high school online.
3. she can’t sing.
4. she is a self proclaimed 40 year old in a girl’s body. Sure.
5. she’s not afraid to borrow from boys..

THis is the kind of smut the media puts out there…what the fuck.

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