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2020

16

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Lockdown Workout of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens has found social media now that her boyfriend has dumped her old tired and likely annoying ass.

I have never hung out with actors, but the concept is irritating to me. I can only imagine high energy Disney kids who have had success are one of the worst breeds of actors. You have your has been actors who are defeated and a little more down and out, probably fun to do drugs with in their despair, but someone who grew up successful and has known nothing but success, and that success came from being a dancing monkey, which in Vanessa Hudgens case was convenient because she was a monkey, seems like the fucking worst.

However, annoying or not, she’s being a slut on social media as girls do, trying to show off her now fit body in a bra top and bike shorts, and the whole thing is probably worthy of at least considering jerking off to.

I am not a Vanessa Hudgens hater, I actually like her and the fact she did nudes a long time ago. I like that she’s feeling insecure by being dumped by Elvis, and that she’s turned to the internet in what she should have done long ago….cuz the sluttier you are on social, the better you do…I mean this kind of behavior is the gateway to better roles, relevance and an Oscar….and it is easy, socially accepted…I mean being slutty comes natural to women…and doing it on social media for the masses of nerds and incels who work at home depot is KEY….grow those numbers..

So this is her on lockdown…doing fitness…tight bodied and lovely…while being LAME as shit.

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2020

16

Mar

Eva Amurri Single Mom Breastfeeding of the Day

Eva Amurri Single Mom Breastfeeding

Eva Amurri is Susan Sarandon’s big titty daughter, who tried acting once or twice on Californication that involved her tits being used to show us all how she is Susan Sarandon’s big titty daughter…

She was fully committed to showing her tits to be taken seriously as an actor to be more than just another celebrity rich kid…..

She ended up getting married, now getting a divorce from the dude who has previously knocked up a few times. They split during her pregnancy, probably because he banged some non pregnant, and she didn’t let him watch the birth of the kid, no pussy being raped by their new child for him to remember why he got new pussy…so he is probably seeing this breast feeding video as his first contact with his kid…like us….

All this to say – breast feeding empowerment for feminism videos is still breast content….even if breeding is disgusting!!

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2020

16

Mar

Inka Williams Wet Nipples of the Day

Inka Williams See Through Nipples Wet Bikini

The funniest thing about this site, or the audience that doesn’t exist with this site, is that I get actual hateful emails when I post Inka Williams.

They call me a fag for thinking she’s hot, or a creep because she’s in her 20s….I find that weird because look at her…..

Then I see average chubby pigs with too much face filler and dudes are like “I wanna fill that hole!” or “rising to the occassion for this one”….I mean check through the comments on any post by any girl that targets virgin losers and you’ll see what I mean….

Point being, I stand by Inka Williams being hot and any statements I’ve made about her being hot…

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2020

16

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Corona Virus Asshole of the Day

Aubrey ODay Ass

Aubrey O’Day is a nice reminder that these bitches don’t do shit, so this self quarantine isn’t going to really phase them, the only thing that’s changed for them is that they can’t go to the gym, fancy restaurants, or smoothy place….and I guess the BOTOX clinic….so maybe we’ll be seeing a lot more body shots as the faces of influencers start to melt off. Who knows…

What I do know is that this is a great excuse for some thirsty attention seeking content. Use the Coronavirus as a theme for your ass pics, show us the bruises and make us think it’s from getting spanked while fucked by your black boyfriends..in a black on 50 year old blonde from TV with plastic surgery fetish…but really the bruise is from fat injections into her already fat ass to give it Kardashian shape…

So the nudes are going to be heavy in the weeks to come…lots of bored whores…with cellphone cameras and asses to show off.

We’re ready for it….

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2020

16

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Slutty Self Isolation Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Topless Home Isolation Nude

I don’t know when these Lohan pics are from, but according her her instagram, she’s working for home, and considering she doesn’t work, we can assume this is what she considers work, while in self isolation….

Take the slutty pics, remind us all that we love Lohan, even with the muppet face, the pale and gross freckled chest, the fake tits…..she’s still a fucking legend.

I never found Lohan hot, but I did choose her as my celebrity target when I started the site, Perez Hilton had Paris Hilton and it was decided that I go after Lohan….so by default…Lohan will forever be the spirit animal behind DrunkenStepfather.com even if we’re not friends, we don’t hang out, we aren’t in self-isolation together…taking saunas and shit….while she’s out in Dubai with extremely rich people financing her and possibly shitting on her….

So it’s nice to see she’s still doing good things….by slutting it up…because really that’s all any girl needs to do to generate some buzz….and get some money in

All those subscription sites are going to multiply while girls start losing part time jobs in retail, restaurants and bars….or in Lohan’s case….and Lohan is feeling the same hustle….

She’s looking good, and I expect her to win an Oscar in her lifetime…always rooting for this firecrotch. It’s almost my life work at this point…15 years in.

Lindsay Lohan Home Isolation Nude

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2020

16

Mar

Jojo Touching Herself of the Day

Jojo Rubbing Her Body in Bed

Jojo is out here in the biggest fucking pair of panties ever. It’s like she just got a sex change and she’s trying to not set off the stitches getting snagged on some sexier panties, only she probably hasn’t had a sex change, maybe it’s just her period or maybe she’s like Sarah Hyland and Selena Gomez, a child star who got her kidneys banged out of her while trying to get famous for their parents.

Who fucking knows, but basically all girls are strippers, they just have different names for being strippers, because they look down on strippers, because girls are typically cunts…who like to be better or convince themselves that they are better than the other cunts, yet they are all the fucking same…thank god for that…

But that doesn’t deal with the issue at hand what’s with this monster sized panties, girls wear shorts sluttier than this…fuck Jojo…figure it out….did she get a hysterectomy? I don’t get it.

It’s like so slutty, pulled back and ruined with a silly prop like massive grandpa underwear.

Jojo Erotica
Jojo Erotica Spread Legs

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2020

16

Mar

Marta Gromova Nude of the Day

Marta Gromova Nude

Marta Gromova’s some Russian nude model on instagram who is redefining the sex worker by doing pretty photoshoots for dudes to jerk off to, sign up to, send her money for and maybe even buy panties from….

Backpages has a new face and it’s very “Instagrammy”….

She is a 22 year old “Russian traveling photo model who is known for sharing a wide range of her modeling shots through Instagram where she has earned over 70,000 followers.”

So a nude model, positioned as a travel blogger, getting paid to go to different cities to hang with different photographers…to produce this gold…that isn’t really gold…but is still a naked bitch making being naked work for her.



Marta Gromova Nude

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2020

16

Mar

Rita Ora White Panties of the Day

Rita Ora Erotica Bra Panties

While the world collapses, so does Rita Ora’s marketing strategy of being fucking everywhere.

You probably don’t give a fuck about Rita Ora or the story of Rita Ora and I don’t even know why I know as much as I know about Rita Ora, but the only reason anyone knows who she is, is because she would go to every event and party after Rihanna had her kicked off the record label that signed her and brought her to America….

So in desperate measures, she fucked Rob Kardashian in hopes of getting some of that Kardashian clout and it has been a series of doing anything for attention.

Now that everyone is in self Isolation, she’s going to have to “LEVEL OUT THAT CURVE” but staying in, but luckily she’s hit that tipping point of critical mass, and she can keep showing off her curves for that audience that has no idea what she is or what she does, but that know she’s got great tits….and tits get hits, just not hit songs in Rita Ora’s case, but she’s working on it one slutty pic at a time!

Rita Ora Erotica

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2020

16

Mar

Coronavirus Challenge – Girl Licking Plane Seat cuz Fuck COVID-19 of the Day

I don’t know if this is real, lots of bullshit out there, but I laughed.

Corona Virus Perverts are out there trying to buy viles of spit on the internet to drink, it’s a fetish….like those dudes who used to try to get AIDS…then there’s all the lame corona themed porn and selfies…with everyone being a fucking comedian busting their own toilet paper jokes….

I try not to pay attention to social media, but besides all the memes being posted about the Coronavirus, there’s a lot of fucking annoying misinformation, then the people pulling the “tough” guy fearless, this is no big deal, they are just trying to ruin Trump’s economy by killing all 80 year old italians….

Anyway, chaos across the board, lock down / shut downs….self isolation and the naysayers….

So as you read from people who are not epidemiologists, but hobby epidemiologist now that their hobby political analyst and economist positions have been replaced with new social issues…telling you “it’s no big deal”….and your governement locks down everything that would represent FREEDOM, to contain a virus….

There are people saying it is the New World Order conducting population and mind control…stealing your freedoms with a “fake” disease that’s basically a cold….shutting down industry to swing their powerful dicks instead of it being because of a real threat of a real virus….

Then there’s the people out there licking toilet seats….in the CORONA VIRUS challenge to prove how they fear no disease for social media clout.

The world is nuttier than ever!

This is probably fake news a fake challenge, but people I know don’t believe in the virus and are going on with life as per usual, except totally inconvenienced by all the panic, paranoia, etc.

This is the girl behind the stunt – Ava Louise

The official video:

Pics from her IG…

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2020

16

Mar

Fighting over Tortillas in Cali and Other Videos of the Day

Man Thinks Fire Extinguisher is Hand Sanitizer

Special Delivery….Everyone’s a Comedian

Airplane Passengers Fight Over Cough…

Panic Buying at Costco

Close Encounter with Lightning

Close Call

Before Boarding a Bus in Thailand

Longest Checkout Line Ever

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