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2020

28

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Wet T Shrit Contest of the Day

Based on the general trend of the pictures I post on this site, you’d think that I only know about women who are over 30, because I’ve lost touch with the younger TikTok generation, but the truth is, I was never in touch with anything current and I don’t choose to post these 30 plus women, it’s not a fetish of mine, it’s just that this thing happened a few years ago where EVERYONE became famous, while being not famous, so those that are “famous” or recognizable names are old as shit, while the younger girls doing the smut are no names.

So that said, I still like young hot chicks half naked on the internet, and documenting the aging process of what was a young chick half naked on the internent, like Doutzen, is not the objective here.

It’s just that the familiar ex VS model….who her husband likely cheats on with the new generation of sluts at his parties…he’s a DJ…the same sluts I don’t post about on here…but instead give the hand out to the one who needs it in her attempt to convince us she’s hot and relevant. Trying so hard…she’s Wet T-Shirting even though that’s banned at all the college bars thanks to Social Justice warriors and inclusivity..letting us know how out of touch and dated this old mom is.

The body looks good though.

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2020

28

Feb

Lindsay Pelas Huge Tits of the Day

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Lindsay Pelas is some Louisiana born set of monster tits that went viral on the internet thanks to early social media knowing what’s up.

I don’t know if her titty empowerment would go as far as it did if she was to launch her tits into the world as anything beyond just being massive tits.

It was a simpler time in 2014 when magazines and websites didn’t fear celebrating the big tits, they didn’t care if they were called misogynistic, or discriminatory, or that they reduced women down to their tits…they grew up on sex sells, on tits get hits, and posting pics of a bitch who is clearly only being posted cuz of her tits, and addressing that when posting the pics, instead of trying to polarize it into some other bullshit empowering narative….helped this one survive.

Oh those were good times, when Bros weren’t foodies in skimpy shorts talking craft cocktails and fashion choices….like the queers they always were…

All this to say, she’s still got the tits.

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2020

28

Feb

Topless Models for Fashion of the Day

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Models Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Joan Smalls & Sui He got together and took their tops off for this topless shot for fashion and it is about as exciting as you’d expect a bunch of old hags reconnecting 20 years after they were relevant for one of their glory days. It would be what a Charlie’s Angels redo would be if they were to bring out the original cast, including but not limited to digging up Anal Cancer Fawcett….the woman who taught us all that anal cancer was a thing….she was in Charlie’s Angel’s right.

Instead it’s Victoria’s Secret Angels coming together like they aren’t dead. BORING.

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2020

28

Feb

Bella Thorne Threesome of the Day

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Bella Thorne just finished filming a dumb fucking movie based on Fight Club, but for women, where they talk about their horoscopes, how their periods are on the same cycle, and other things like shopping, and dick pics and who has more subscribers on their Only Fans…you know girl shit before pulling each other’s hair out in a cat fight you’d find on World Star cuz one girl got with another girl’s man and that’s a NO NO…

Anyway, she’s celebrating wrapping some shit that I am sure sucked but that I am sure will make her a few million, it’s that easy when you’re in the industry…and she’s doing it the way Bella Thorne does it…half naked…or trying to be racy and sexed up, like she’s some kind of abused girl obsessed with sex…due to childhood trauma or some shit.

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2020

28

Feb

Emmy Rossom On Set Panty Flash

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Emmy Rossom is one of those celebrities I just think is trash, whether she gets naked or not, she just doesn’t appeal to me at all. She’s average looking at best, there’s nothing substantial about her, but maybe that’s how you want your actors to be, basic bitches who can be slotted into any role they fuck their way into getting, it makes them more believable. I mean if she was an ACTUAL genuine star, with actual star power, she’d be something substantial that couldn’t act because all you’d see is that bright shining star, instead you see garbage left of the cub by your neighbor that no one sifts through to scavenge off…because it’s all been used and exhasuted…

Anyway, she’s playing Angenlyne is a movie about Angelyne, if you don’t know who that is, google it, it’s some LA “Meta” movie…for LA people because the general public doesn’t give a fuck about Angelyne, which is probably why Emmy is cast, since no one gives a fuck about her.

She’s panty flashing in a push up bra, not very exciting at all…even her sex scenes on Shameless sucked because she sucks.

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2020

28

Feb

Rita Ora Titty Top of the Day

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I support Rita Ora’s use of her tits in her marketing of herself, in her solidifying jobs for herself, maybe even record label deals….but more importantly…I support her tits in her everyday life…as they are her number one ally, her one true friend, her connected to her in ways nothing else will ever be, and my hope for her is that they never get cancer…because they just hang so full and lovely. It’s the kind of tit I want on all celebrities.

So whether Rita Ora is irrelevant, a bottom feeder, trying to climb the ranks of pop star but always missing the mark or not…

She will always be the proud owner of great tits and that’s a currency, or an accomplishment in and of itself…so bitch…keep them tits coming…

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2020

28

Feb

Brooke Burke See Through Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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The Domincan Republic has been getting a lot of bad press lately thanks to people dropping dead while on vacation there. It’s rumored to be some bootleg alcohol poisoning, but there could be a bigger conspiracy….but I don’t think Brooke Burke has much to worry about, she clearly isn’t one of those people who dies, as she keeps on bringing her fit as fuck body into what must be her 60s.

We remember her from 1990s Playboy…turned WILD ON…the party show around the world that came in a simpler time when we wouldn’t get hate for making movies or tv shows based on “Chicks in Bikinis”….but she’s still alive, many years older, with a bunch of fucking kids, and dudes still think she’s hot, they still are her fans, and they still jack off to her. It’s amazing, but I guess with a body like this, you can ignore that old lady face.

Either way, here’s some Divorcee in her 50s, redefining being an old weathered bitch…one bikini pic at a time. It is hard to hate on a dinosaur for being a dinosaur when it looks pretty good desptie being a dinosaur.

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2020

28

Feb

Alexandra Sollima Human Pretzel Nudes of the Day

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This model is named ALEXANDRA and she is in this pretty wild, even aggressive nude shoot for instagram. Not that it is for instagram specifically, but I like to call them “instagram” shoots to help take the models viral. Only this one happens to be more extreme than the next. I guess that’s how you get noticed when every girl is doing the same tactics of getting seen.

I feel like this performance is her giving the photographer an impression of being a Gynecologist’s patient. some commentary on toxic masculinity, vagina shaming, who fucking knows how they intellectualize their smut, as to pretend it isn’t smut, as they walk that fine line of art and fashion nudity, with straight up sex worker nudity, when it’s clearly just sex work nudity, but they out the good parts so it’s not full on porn?

If anything, that’s the most offensive part of all this, like if you’re going to do some celebrate the spread labia, no labia shaming, then go all the way…but I guess that would defeat the purpose and officially slot her in the category she probably doesn’t want to be slotted in, because if she did, we’d all be checking out the remnants of where the hymen once was.

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2020

28

Feb

Girl Tweaking Out and Other Videos of the Day

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Handcuffed Woman Fakes a Fall

Man Fetches Ring Out of Aquarium

Chinese Corona Virus Tanks

Big Truck Fail

Bus Driver Attacked

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2020

28

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t write good jokes anymore because I am too preoccupied with death.

How can I think funny, when I’m imagining the cancer cells growing within my as my immune system tries to fight them off.. Not that I have cancer, but the older I get, the closer I get to cancer….but it’s not just cancer cells, I also imagine the blood pumping through my clogged arteries….seeing my heart struggle…gasping for air…swollen and ready to blow, like one of those cartoon steam engine whistles…

I also don’t write good jokes, because I never wrote good jokes.

My specialty for many years was trolling, but I barely troll, there’s no humor out there in trolling…just too many angry people and I prefer silence.

Luckily. you don’t have to read what I write about, because you never did.

Not to mention, I can still call ugly celeb trash, overpaid, overhyped whores….they make it easy.

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