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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder how many people from the birds aren’t real movement ate Turkey last night? Do they think that POULTRY is considered bird, or do they only think little neighborhood birds are the government produced tracking devices?

Why are you even reading this…Scarcity – Scarcity – Scarcity – These Deals Won’t Last…

What are some of the dumb shit that you bought and didn’t need for BLACK FRIDAY? Don’t answer that…I know you aren’t even here and even if you are…no one cares and remember you save 100 percent and Save the Planet when you buy nothing…good deal…except for the planet being a place that houses all the garbage shit…

One thing that makes me laugh in the media is that I do these half assed blog posts, like a real magazine, but make-belief magazine, like a group of kids playing “magazine” in their playroom….and I feel lazy as shit doing what I do, and even half assed despite being “current” knowing that the celeb pics can be found on IG or FB and this is nothing exclusive…it’s a report the tits, not make the tits situation…

Then I see posts or “articles” on mainstream sites, I mean BILLION dollar media company websites that are far less labor intensive…with no angle…just real fucking fluff like Top 5 Celebrity Thanksgiving Turkey pics…where they re-post celeb TURKEY meals…without even bothering with a caption, insight or anything but some fluffy suck up intro that took an intern 2 mins to write but that they pretended was a day’s work cuz they were facebooking…just 5 pics of celeb TURKEYS…without even the CELEB tit…

So part of a content strategy of billion dollar media company is to post garbage and yet they monetize it because those FASCISTS with their FAKE news about everything have FOUND the lowest common audience to sell shit they don’t need to…not just on BLACK FRIDAY but EVERYDAY…

Take that into the weekend, when you should really just be focused on how you can’t get pussy despite it being the era of readily available pussy…like there are APPS to find you immediate pussy…so you should be using it in the Holiday season when all the CUCKS come out looking for dudes to fuck their wives and all the lesbians come out looking for cock to bring to their parents instead of being lesbian to them and all the lonely people who can’t stomach another year alone amongst the happiness of their siblings and friends who have coupled up and found love…you know Holiday love that you dumb January 2nd…to get that Nostalgic Family Holiday Season…

Here are some stepLINKS…

You Can’t COok a Turkey in a Microwave – Dude Getting Mad on the Phone
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Kid Rock’s Drunken Rant About Oprah
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Lighting a Cigarette with a Thumb
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Drunk Couple VS Stairs
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Don’t Mess with a Pregnant Chick
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Road Rage Battle for the Right of Way
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Cat Has Had Enough With Tight Shirt Slut Doing Shitty Content
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A TurTurKeyKey – Turkey in a Turkey for Thanksgiving
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No Very Kid Friendly Scooby Doo
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How Color Blind People See
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Magpie Pranks the Cat
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Dude Overly Excited About Beer
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Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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20 of the Best Black Friday Deals on Amazon
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Naked Girls in the Kitchen for Thanksgiving – By Me
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Nixon Deep Fake
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French Montana at the ICU
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John Hamm Brings his Big Dick Back Out in Pants
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Some braless bitch at some event
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Katy Perry See Through from 2017
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Sia is Santa Claus on Thanksgiving
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Justin Theroux and Jen Aniston Spent thanksgiving Together
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Dildo Prank at the Airport
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Idiot Thief
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Idiot Protestor
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Father Saves Daughter from DYING
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NUDIE CELEB SCENES
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Cheryl Ann Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini almost Payne – in London
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Georgia Fowler – GQ Men Of The Year Awards 2019
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Sophie Monk – GQ Men Of The Year Awards 2019 in Sydney
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Olivia DeJonge – GQ Men Of The Year Awards
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber – Bikinis by the pool in Miami
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Sofia Richie – on the beach in Miami
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Gal Floripaj Swimwear Shoot…
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Kate Moss – Out with friends in Notting Hill
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Carly Rae Jepsen – Cleavage…
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Josephine Skriver – Victoria’s Secret Shoot…
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Kendall Jenner – at the Rams/Ravens game in Los Angeles
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From stepSMUT!!

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Artistic Nude Photography
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Vagina Flashing
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Huge Fucking Titty Drop
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3 Black Girls Getting Naked together for Black Friday
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Drying Her big tits Off
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Bikini Drop in the Shower
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Titty Flashers
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Luna’s Nips Out
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Time Lapse of a Two Day Long Blizzard
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Probably Her First time Filming a Porno
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Lathered Up Tits
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Naked Suzie Carina
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Naked with her Guitar
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Just Some Posing Girl’s Asshole
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Big Amateur Tits
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Paid a Girl with Big Tits for In Car handjob
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balcony Fuck
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Pizza Eating Titty
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2019

Nov

Black Friday Porn Deals for the Porno Supporters of the Day

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I know what you are thinking…what kind of idiot pays for porn…but I always say it makes sense to support the content producer so that they can make the money to produce more and better content. Instead the distribution channels of porn making all the money, leaving a small percentage for the content producers, forcing them to produce shitty porn. So if you’re into supporting the content creators and for a future of better porn because porn is something that you are passionate about like today is the day do to it…

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NOTE: Remember to check Porndeals.com every time you’re thinking about buying porn because buying porn makes sense when you want to bring the power back to the porn producers and take it from the evil tube sites that destroyed the porn industry…

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2019

Nov

Ringing in the Christmas Countdown with a Titty Dance of the Day

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This video makes me angry because I didn’t produce it…you see it is just that good…and I am not just saying that because I am obsessed with Christmas, despite being Obsessed with Christmas, along with PUGS and DOLLY PARTON it is my favorite thing….I listen to Christmas music all year round, I’ve watched the same Christmas Movies almost on a monthly basis….I watched 3 hours of Christmas on PBS last night…I even watch shitty Hallmark style movies…and never get bored of them…I love it.

Now that Thanksgiving is over it’s full throttle Christmas and THIS here…is how we dive in..I know that typically Christmas shit comes out on Halloween…but Thanksgiving is when YOU really know…

The BLACK FRIDAY DEALS ARE ON…to start that CHRISTMAS SHOPPING….to make Christmas dreams come true…unless Christmas tits painted with RUDOLPH is the only Christmas dream you’ve got..in which case…it has come early…ENJOY

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2019

Nov

Naomi Campbell in Lingerie for BLACK FRIDAY of the Day

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What better way to celebrate mass consumerism, insanity through materialism, corporate greed and waste this BLACK FRIDAY….than a pic of this iconic black 90s super model in lingerie next to food..

This is Naomi Campbell….old as shit, but still bringing it….she started her carreer in a Bob Marley video…Bob Marley has been dead since before you were born..so she’s that level of old as shit…but looks good to me…but that could just be my BLACK FRIDAY RAGE / EXCITEMENT / ENDORPHINES freaking the fuck out.

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2019

Nov

TOP 10 GIRLS WITH TOOLS WHO SHOULD HAVE USED A GEEK KEY FOR BLACK FRIDAY OF THE DAY

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Geek Key has changed the game when it comes to the most valuable keychain accessory you’ll ever have…..

The tool has been extremely well designed to provide users with a multi bit screwdriver, wrenches, a bike spoke wrench, a wire stripper, a bit driver, a bottle opener and you can even smoke your dope out of it….all in a key for your keychain…

Here are the top 10 Girls with Tools, who should drop that shit and order a GEEK KEY HERE NOW…you know some TOOL TIME looking girls…missing out on the modern and convenience of GEEK KEY

If you buy now on AMAZON you’ll save 20% as a PRIME MEMBER.

That’s the deal…its an awesome gift….make it happen…here are the Bob Villa, Norm Abrams, that asshole from Extreme home makeover…the way they should have been….SLUTTY.

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2019

Nov

Sophie Mudd Throwback Tit Pic Cuz She Misses the Sun of the Day

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Sophie Mudd has huge tits and is using those tits to get famous as she should because she was given these tits to get famous with…

I don’t know her family background, but I’ve heard she’s a celebrity or connected rich kid, allowing her to focus on her passion of showing off her huge tits. I mean if you’re born with tits like this, what the fuck else are you to do…

Here are the things she’s thankful for…notice that there is no mention of her tits, despite her tits being the only reason anyone’s here looking…

Here she is promoting herself…with her tits that she is not thankful for…despite having a list of 50 things she’s thankful for….not that I actually read that list but I already know that tits aren’t on there despite being the only reason she has any of the things she’s thankful for…

What it comes down to is that I am thankful for her big tits on her small frame too, even if she’s not all that hot, the body is and that’s more important cuz you can always just fuck her from behind…or even put on those morph suit latex silicone realistic masks on her…the technology is getting there…so she can become anyone you want to fuck only with her epic tits….sounds like a plan to any rich guy who ends up fucking her that doesn’t find her face hot. We got options.

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2019

Nov

Sarah Fucking Snyder Spreading Legs in a Bikini of the Day

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“It Girl” who used to fuck Will Smith’s trans son, and got semi-famous for it, at least in the street wear community, because street wear is so fucking queer people like Will Smiths’ son inspire the models they use to promote their shit, which is just shit, over priced, over hyped, aggressively marketed and limited editon shit, for nerds to collect and buy into because they have no real coolness or style…allowing people like Kanye and Hypebeast to dictate what is cool to their loyal followers of nerds looking for the latest lame pair of sneakers to put in their sneaker room with their 500 pairs…

Since Hip Hop marketing accounts for 75 percent of trends in white people, it’s smart to be dialed in as the white girl who supports that, cuz the white people following the lies, will inturn decide you’re the hot one…and as big fashion brings more of the streetwear people into their mix…everyone gets more high profile…and less core, underground, or interesting…

I used to fuck with streetwear in the 90s…and all that shit is over now….but Sarah Fucking Snyder looks Like she wants to lay there and get Stuffed Like a Turkey by any black dick she can without filming it as she balances that fine line of porn girl and girl channeling porn

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2019

Nov

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Fitness Erotica of the Day

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NINA AGDAL still hasn’t found her lost chromosome…but she’s trying….

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2019

Nov

Demi Rose Mawby Nipples of the Day

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Desperation comes in many forms, today it comes in the form of a UK hooker Demi Rose with her nipples out in a see through shirt for Thanksgiving, because her people from the UK, are responsible for the PILGRIMS who came to America to steal the land from the Natives during Harvest times…..

I assume she does her best impression of a THANKSGIVING turkey…everytime she fucks because that’s probably the amount of effort she puts into the fuck….a Turkey probably pushes back on your dick harder when you fuck it…because hookers who get overinflated egos think they are special, or important, or worth a lot of money per hour and hardly ever deliver, but more lay there and take it…in a “You’re lucky to be fucking me” in the same way that the Turkey Carcass you fucked last night looked back at your drunken ass after you came inside it.

That’s all.

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2019

Nov

Hailey Baldwin Bieber in a Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin Bieber is hot enough, but looks a bit too much like a dude, or like her husband for me to fully commit to thinking she’s actually hot…

For some reason, she’s been desperate to be in the news, to be talked about, to be an instagram model….and started out early on in her life, with the best representation thanks to her celebrity father, who despite not really being a celebrity in any of our minds, I mean he’s Stephen Baldwin, besides one or two roles he’s a zero, but people love celebrity children and despite being a celebrity child…she’s really accomplished very little.

Her biggest hit has been marrying Bieber, which isn’t a bad gig to have if you’re into getting publicity and visibility, Bieber is a huge fucking star…but that was her only option, to mooch off her dad’s name hard enough to mooch off her Bieber…and in between her dad and Bieber was the Kardashians and Hadids who she went everywhere with but no one noticed…the third tier….

So maybe that is why every pic of her, even half naked ones are depressing..even her getting married was tactics to get that shine as a “celebrity” seeing as she’s not one…but has been around it long time…

The other thing that makes me laugh about her is that she’s a weird new generation Christian while being a half naked slut on social media, not that being half naked and Jesus don’t go hand in hand, I think most Priests get into it for the pussy…or whatever it is they consider the pussy…with God by their side, and God as their ally in the mind of the believers, it is easy to get people to give you money or sex…

I just don’t buy it, but I do buy that she’s an empty celebrity child dead at her core just trying to figure out her place…and she’s in a bikini, probably pregnant (look at her rib fat) since Jesus werido’s don’t use contraception / pull out….

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