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2020

16

Mar

Inka Williams Wet Nipples of the Day

The funniest thing about this site, or the audience that doesn’t exist with this site, is that I get actual hateful emails when I post Inka Williams.

They call me a fag for thinking she’s hot, or a creep because she’s in her 20s….I find that weird because look at her…..

Then I see average chubby pigs with too much face filler and dudes are like “I wanna fill that hole!” or “rising to the occassion for this one”….I mean check through the comments on any post by any girl that targets virgin losers and you’ll see what I mean….

Point being, I stand by Inka Williams being hot and any statements I’ve made about her being hot…

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2020

16

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Corona Virus Asshole of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is a nice reminder that these bitches don’t do shit, so this self quarantine isn’t going to really phase them, the only thing that’s changed for them is that they can’t go to the gym, fancy restaurants, or smoothy place….and I guess the BOTOX clinic….so maybe we’ll be seeing a lot more body shots as the faces of influencers start to melt off. Who knows…

What I do know is that this is a great excuse for some thirsty attention seeking content. Use the Coronavirus as a theme for your ass pics, show us the bruises and make us think it’s from getting spanked while fucked by your black boyfriends..in a black on 50 year old blonde from TV with plastic surgery fetish…but really the bruise is from fat injections into her already fat ass to give it Kardashian shape…

So the nudes are going to be heavy in the weeks to come…lots of bored whores…with cellphone cameras and asses to show off.

We’re ready for it….

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2020

16

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Slutty Self Isolation Selfies of the Day

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I don’t know when these Lohan pics are from, but according her her instagram, she’s working for home, and considering she doesn’t work, we can assume this is what she considers work, while in self isolation….

Take the slutty pics, remind us all that we love Lohan, even with the muppet face, the pale and gross freckled chest, the fake tits…..she’s still a fucking legend.

I never found Lohan hot, but I did choose her as my celebrity target when I started the site, Perez Hilton had Paris Hilton and it was decided that I go after Lohan….so by default…Lohan will forever be the spirit animal behind DrunkenStepfather.com even if we’re not friends, we don’t hang out, we aren’t in self-isolation together…taking saunas and shit….while she’s out in Dubai with extremely rich people financing her and possibly shitting on her….

So it’s nice to see she’s still doing good things….by slutting it up…because really that’s all any girl needs to do to generate some buzz….and get some money in

All those subscription sites are going to multiply while girls start losing part time jobs in retail, restaurants and bars….or in Lohan’s case….and Lohan is feeling the same hustle….

She’s looking good, and I expect her to win an Oscar in her lifetime…always rooting for this firecrotch. It’s almost my life work at this point…15 years in.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2020

16

Mar

Jojo Touching Herself of the Day

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Jojo is out here in the biggest fucking pair of panties ever. It’s like she just got a sex change and she’s trying to not set off the stitches getting snagged on some sexier panties, only she probably hasn’t had a sex change, maybe it’s just her period or maybe she’s like Sarah Hyland and Selena Gomez, a child star who got her kidneys banged out of her while trying to get famous for their parents.

Who fucking knows, but basically all girls are strippers, they just have different names for being strippers, because they look down on strippers, because girls are typically cunts…who like to be better or convince themselves that they are better than the other cunts, yet they are all the fucking same…thank god for that…

But that doesn’t deal with the issue at hand what’s with this monster sized panties, girls wear shorts sluttier than this…fuck Jojo…figure it out….did she get a hysterectomy? I don’t get it.

It’s like so slutty, pulled back and ruined with a silly prop like massive grandpa underwear.

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2020

16

Mar

Marta Gromova Nude of the Day

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Marta Gromova’s some Russian nude model on instagram who is redefining the sex worker by doing pretty photoshoots for dudes to jerk off to, sign up to, send her money for and maybe even buy panties from….

Backpages has a new face and it’s very “Instagrammy”….

She is a 22 year old “Russian traveling photo model who is known for sharing a wide range of her modeling shots through Instagram where she has earned over 70,000 followers.”

So a nude model, positioned as a travel blogger, getting paid to go to different cities to hang with different photographers…to produce this gold…that isn’t really gold…but is still a naked bitch making being naked work for her.

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2020

16

Mar

Rita Ora White Panties of the Day

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While the world collapses, so does Rita Ora’s marketing strategy of being fucking everywhere.

You probably don’t give a fuck about Rita Ora or the story of Rita Ora and I don’t even know why I know as much as I know about Rita Ora, but the only reason anyone knows who she is, is because she would go to every event and party after Rihanna had her kicked off the record label that signed her and brought her to America….

So in desperate measures, she fucked Rob Kardashian in hopes of getting some of that Kardashian clout and it has been a series of doing anything for attention.

Now that everyone is in self Isolation, she’s going to have to “LEVEL OUT THAT CURVE” but staying in, but luckily she’s hit that tipping point of critical mass, and she can keep showing off her curves for that audience that has no idea what she is or what she does, but that know she’s got great tits….and tits get hits, just not hit songs in Rita Ora’s case, but she’s working on it one slutty pic at a time!

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2020

16

Mar

Coronavirus Challenge – Girl Licking Plane Seat cuz Fuck COVID-19 of the Day

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I don’t know if this is real, lots of bullshit out there, but I laughed.

Corona Virus Perverts are out there trying to buy viles of spit on the internet to drink, it’s a fetish….like those dudes who used to try to get AIDS…then there’s all the lame corona themed porn and selfies…with everyone being a fucking comedian busting their own toilet paper jokes….

I try not to pay attention to social media, but besides all the memes being posted about the Coronavirus, there’s a lot of fucking annoying misinformation, then the people pulling the “tough” guy fearless, this is no big deal, they are just trying to ruin Trump’s economy by killing all 80 year old italians….

Anyway, chaos across the board, lock down / shut downs….self isolation and the naysayers….

So as you read from people who are not epidemiologists, but hobby epidemiologist now that their hobby political analyst and economist positions have been replaced with new social issues…telling you “it’s no big deal”….and your governement locks down everything that would represent FREEDOM, to contain a virus….

There are people saying it is the New World Order conducting population and mind control…stealing your freedoms with a “fake” disease that’s basically a cold….shutting down industry to swing their powerful dicks instead of it being because of a real threat of a real virus….

Then there’s the people out there licking toilet seats….in the CORONA VIRUS challenge to prove how they fear no disease for social media clout.

The world is nuttier than ever!

This is probably fake news a fake challenge, but people I know don’t believe in the virus and are going on with life as per usual, except totally inconvenienced by all the panic, paranoia, etc.

This is the girl behind the stunt – Ava Louise

The official video:

Pics from her IG…

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2020

16

Mar

Fighting over Tortillas in Cali and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Thinks Fire Extinguisher is Hand Sanitizer

Special Delivery….Everyone’s a Comedian

Airplane Passengers Fight Over Cough…

Panic Buying at Costco

Close Encounter with Lightning

Close Call

Before Boarding a Bus in Thailand

Longest Checkout Line Ever

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2020

16

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Alien Invasion – This is a Distraction from the real issue – Alien Invasion.

That’s what I am going with, or hoping for. I’ve been saying society needs a reset so I’m all about the Alien Invasion.

Random bat flus are not as exciting as Alien Invasions…

But this social distancing is great for the anti-socials like myself. Self Isolation is a big deal to so many people, all this whining about getting to stay home with your thoughts and now those thoughts are annoying facebook statuses.

I’ve been doing this for 15 years, called crazy, probably because I’ve spent too much time alone with my thoughts…but never realized how much people do in a day, from shppping to work, to gym, to socializing, to family….I wrote that shit off decade and a half ago.

I guess all you guys with 6 foot long dicks are pretty happy you can fuck during the lock down, you’re the only social distancing dick girls can get, not that any of you even have dicks…and if you did they wouldn’t be 6 feet long…making this just useless words…

ALien Invasions man…that’s where I’m at…they can’t tell us it is an Alien Invasion, but releasing this virus to keep us inside is the only way to save us, and kill off those who don’t comply with the new words….

SO…crazy times, everyone going broke, work closed down….and a virus running rampant…and now an impending Alien invasion….while I’m here blogging because even if I was the last person on earth I’d be blogging…I’m used to no readers and basically talking to my damn self. Thanks to you…my dear ignorer.

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2020

16

Mar

Demi Lovato Bobbing Around of the Day

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The only thing I care about when it comes to Demi Lovato, is why the fuck didn’t the opiates take her out. So many people who aren’t celebrities are dying everyday from the shit, it’s almost as much of a threat to America as the Coronavirus….

I don’t know when this is from, or who her dealer with the blackface is, but that could just be her from her Israel trip burning off her pussy with the high salt levels of the dead sea, but maybe she likes that feeling, it’s the real religious pilgrimage she’s there for, as she heals from her bullshit entitled rich kid addiction.

Fuck Demi Lovato, and the tits she’s got floating….

Old news maybe, but it’s always nice to reference the archives, memories of times Demi Lovato could have and should have drowned. Just always evading death this fucker…

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