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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Mar

Braless Miley Cyrus of the Day

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I don’t know why I like Miley Cyrus, I think it’s just a bigger storyline of what she represents, her place in the industry or in pop culture, and its impact on her dumb followers, more than her actual self, because I realize she looks like the cousin who may also be your brother you’d fuck in your family of 12’s one room cabin on your crop sharing farm.

Her looks is straight out of white trash methed out America….but it’s all a fucking lie, she’s some Hollywood rich kid, who got even more rich thanks to Disney, and who rebranded herself to tie into her perversions that I guess stem from being raised in a fucking bubble of celebrity, while having access to the internet. Bella Thorne followed her lead and I am sure it is in part due to the sexualization of themselves by the people who first hired them, while also feeling no consequences because they are rich kids, so if she puts her cunt on the internet, whatever, it’s not like she won’t get another job, she’s MILEY…and even if she was blacklisted, like the girl in ER who was shot by the cop thanks to CLOONEY.

ANYWAY…

Her nipples are in a beater, and the culture vulture brought the trend of getting naked online to the mainstream, and now every girl is naked online, so we have a lot to thank her for….

That said, she looks like she’s had a lot of abortions.

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2020

Mar

Lottie Moss Nip Slip of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ trashy reality star looking, Glamour Model acting, barely a celebrity or an influencer, who has that celebrity or influencer muppet looking face, and body that could be of a fat chick who gets LIPO and other weird treatments when getting the face injections.

She’s so far removed from Kate Moss as far as I’m concerned, whether they share DNA or not, I’m the kind of guy into the skinny, iconic model and her tits, and no so much into some mooch fuck who looks cheesy and plastic as fuck.

HOWEVER, this is being marketed as her having a nip slip, I’m assuming that shadow is her nipple, and funny enough she zooms in on it, because she knows she’s a whore mooching off her sister’s name to get to the low level fame she’s got.

I like it, even if it looks so artificial and lame.

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2020

Mar

Jojo Covered in Mud of the Day

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Jojo is a little ambitious with her “Self Care” Health and Wellness Instagram Trendy Treatments.

It is the “Everyone is a guru” or a mentor or an influencer, whether with business and success using get rich schemes to lure idiots into learning the very same get rich schemes they just bought into to make another motherfucker rich, or with Health and Wellness…it’s fucking nuts.

Health has become trendy. Everyone is getting on an every trend that is marketed or positioned as healthy. From KETO diets, to Crossfit, to Supplements, to Collagen, to Celery Juice….to Micro Nutrients, or Plant Based diets…IT IS NON STOP.

Then there’s the whole breathing exercises, cold baths, other treatments, vampire facials, lymphatic massages, coffee enemas…it doesn’t fucking end.

So here’s JOJO buying into EVERY fucking treatment at the spa….she got cuppings, massages, mud baths….and all this other shit that probably does nothing….

But it got her in a skimpy outfit looking she got shat on by a bunch of Rich guys in dubai financing her, and that’s hot enough for me to endorse.

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2020

Mar

Cassie Scerbo Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Here’s Cassie Scerbo showing you that she can put her feet behind her head, like every girl you’ve ever met who can do this. It’s one of those things that if they can do it, they fucking love doing it.

I remember in high school there was a girl who would do this and queef at the same time. The whole class would laugh, which seems weird now, but at the time we called it “Pussy farts” and it was hilarious and not a sexual thing. I wonder how queefing would go over as a lunch time activity amongst the weird kids these days? They’d probably be too bust having orgies to notice.

Sure, this is something we probably don’t need to know about Cassie Scerbo who we barely know but also something that I am glad to know. It makes the 29 year old dancer who was possibly a child star on the Corey Feldman school of Hollywood kick, in a group called “Slumber Party Girls” which I’ve never heard of but that sound like a legit fucking porno title you’d find on your porn sites, totally not suitable for children, unfortunately starring 15 year old girls….because if you have marketable talents. Use them.

Anyways, you can see her pussy mound in her leggings which makes the deep pussy spread, flexbility / yoga showing off all the more fun to stare at…..

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2020

Mar

Feminist Throw Firebomb like a Bunch of Girls and Catch Themselves on Fire and Other Videos of the Day

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Toilet Paper Fight in Australia

Trust Fall Fail

Angry Girl Head Butts Through Store

Woman Produces Alcohol from Eating…

Space Program Training

More Feminists

Woman Shits in Grocery Store

People Rushing to Buy Toilet Paper Video is Mental

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2020

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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In the worst news ever, the Coronavirus has postponed Coachella….

BUT WE WANT ALL THOSE FUCKERS TO DIE…

Let’s keep all concerts running, take out these celebs as they take our money, after producing and delivering nothing but basic, low level, lazy content in exchange for piles of money they sit on and think they are better than us because

I want a petition to keep all live events going to rid the world of the shit that makes the world shit….

As I sit on my soiled couch, unable to catch any viruses even with my weakened immune system, because like those dudes in India, I’ve been basically bathing in shit the last decade…FECES ALL AROUND ME….I got layers that the Coronavirus won’t be able to penetrate, kinda like how I can’t penetrate my wife, her so fat, my penis so limp and small…

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Kid Stressed Cuz He Heard Mom and Dad Fucking….
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Playstation Sells for 360k
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Ben Affleck New Pussy
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Weinstein Begging for Mercy
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Kardashian Pool Party the Corona Virus Should have Attacked
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Bella Hadid’s Tits in a Robe
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Trailer for Ugly Delicious 2
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Selena Gomez on Kissing the Wrong Suite Life Sprouse Twin for Disney Execs as they masturbated
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Pretty Sad about Marnie the Dog
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Stiffler’s Mom Using Cosmo’s Old Dating Tips
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Woman Pretends to put Feces on Daughter’s Hand
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Just Idiots on Golf Course Drinking and Driving
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Best Bobble Booty Air Fresher for Any Car
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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m still loving all the disease experts out there, who happen to be experts in EVERY trending story. I think it’s fine to have an opinion, my opinion is generally a hateful one, and we’re all entitled to it, but everyone preaching to everyone becomes tedious.

I think we need some order or code or class system, where certain people get to be influencers, or experts, or mentors, or gurus, and other people get to be the bottom feeders who buy into it.

This everyone, free of all, is just too much noise and causes confusion…Every tribe needs a chief, you can’t all be chiefs, so stop acting like it…

That said, Ireland has cancelled all of its St. Patrick’s parades, SXSW is Cancelled, sports events canceleld, Coachella Likely cancelled… But should we as responsible people keep Coachella on…to filter out the shit…by releasing them into the unknown abyss of bat shit soup created diseases that kill them off while they are tripping on Mushrooms to some Beyonce Hologram performance…

I think we can all agree, as long as the Kardashians are there, to keep Coachella on..and not because we love Coachella, but because we hate everyone who goes to it…

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Bella Hadid Brushing Teeth with Tits Out
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The Best Cosplay!
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Ben Affleck & Ana de Armas are Dating
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Winnie Harlow Nasty in Vogue
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Corona Virus Themed Hipster Shoot
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Keira Knightley Never Nude Again
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The Kardashians Threw a Pool Party
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Dude Breaks Up with Girl then Dodges Her
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Amanda Bynes – Crazy Update
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Car VS TRain
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Caroline Vreeland’s Shitty Fucking Music – with her Big Tits
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Lucy Hale’s Legs
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Justine Nikolaiev Sheer Bottoms
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Ellen Creeps on Slutty German Girl Riding a Bike in a Skimpy Outfit
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Ariel Winter Bringing Back the “Scrunchie”…
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Kat Stacks has a Hot Mom
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PUTIN TWERKING DEEP FAKE
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The Far Side of the Moon
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Alexis Ren – The Underboob Shoot
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Cameltoe of the Day
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Natasha Poly Nipple…
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The Star Wars Characters Singing “All Star” and it’s Awful
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini in TULUM
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Tales from the Loop Trailer – Whatever That Is…
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Laminated Glass VS Tempered Glass – a Video No One Needs
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Spielberg’s Daughter – 1 Week Sober
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Spielberg’s Daughter – Nasty Porno Pics
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Irina in a Sheer Top!
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Amanda Cerny’s Amazing Self Portrait
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Logging Truck Tips…
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Woman Caught Making a Bomb in Walmart
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Speeding Car Causes Accident
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The End of Amanda Bynes’ Engagement
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Death Metal Dog
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BOOTY SMELLS GOOD THOUGH
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Sophia Bush – Still Living…
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Rainey Qualley in a Pant Suit
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Eliza Gonzalez in a SHirt
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Rita Ora’s in a White Outfit Looking Old
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Sofia Vergara in Jeans
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Isabella Gomez – Hotter than Selena
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Emily Blunt has the Cleavage on
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10 Public Acts that Make you a Whore
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Big Titty Drop
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Slutty Shoppers
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Rally Car Driver Crashes after being Flashed
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Weird Nerd Fantasy Brawl
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New Wizard of Oz Seems Solid
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Things that Make You Go HMMMMMMM
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Lost Dildo – A Story of ADventure
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2020

Mar

Kara Del Toro Hot for Maxim of the Day

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I don’t know if Kara Del Toro is anything more than some random chick who gets half naked in photos for instagram in a way that I guess got her followers and now brand deals that support her luxury travel and living a better life than all you idiots, despite not actually being famous, or doing anything that matters beyond narcissitic planning her own photoshoot bullshit, but she’s got some tits, and I guess there is some value to that, at least enough for perverts like us to follow her tits, to see what her tits do next, and value to her cuz she’s cashing in on those tits…

Maxim is attempting to revitalize themselves, throwing parties, and doing updates on their site, probably buying shit traffic to boost their numbers, as these sites do, decided to make her one of their models and this is that shoot. Pretty fucking boring if you ask me. Why are these companies that make all this money putting together such boring, uninspiring, nonsensical shoots of bitches posing….as much as I like half naked sluts, I’m bored of this kind of thing, someone should try to step it the fuck up, but then again, why bother if you can just milk it with laziness.

Either way, tits.

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2020

Mar

Maya Got her Titties Out of the Day

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I haven’t posted a titty shoot in a while, which is weird, since I consider this to be a titty site, but I guess I am lazy, or realize that no one gives a fuck about the tits I post, and in a time when we’re all going to die of some virus, titty shoots lack relevance or importance, even though I know that is not true and that titty shoots will alway be relevant and important.

That said, this Maya Chick has her tits out. I used to call them hipster nude shoots, cuz artist girls who pretended to be feminists, or fame whores who went on to become instagram models. So they weren’t really hipsters then, but they were mainstream idiots trying to be high concept or edgy, when really just flashing tit for likes….but then everything went that style and now you aren’t even living unless your tits are in at least one photoshoot on the internet…this is Maya and her tits being mainstream as fuck trying to get more mainstream…cuz hipster shoots are a a thing of the past.

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2020

Mar

Hilary Duff Tank Top of the Day

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I like that Hilary Duff has found fitness in what I guess is a revival in her life and career. New husband, new baby, weird neglected first child with some Canadian Billionaire who she probably resents and thus the neglected first child will likely become a woman, school shooter, drug addict or whatever broken spoiled brats become when their dad’s a billionaire and their mom is Hilary Duff…

She’s looking better than she has in a long time while prepping for her Disney Revival, it’s like she’s at that pool party those pervert execs had when they first discovered her at like 16.

You know some shit has gone down with the Execs and not just about the release of her Lizzie redux, but sexually back when she was a kid. I hear it’s part of the employment packages for execs, you get to keep one of the young starlets for a weekend getaway, and their parent’s sign off on it cuz they want that fame too.

I wonder if Disney can sue me for that joke, by arguing that it’s not a funny joke…

So I’m into a fitter, tighter bodied, hotter duff, that has had her vagina penetrated by two children and ample dude, but it was more fun when she as that divorcee fucking her trainer, than this “Picture perfect” extended family shit.