I find Noah Cyrus the ugly sister. I don’t think she’s got anything attractive about her. Just a shitty face, a shitty body, shitty edginess, while we all know she grew up in the shadow of Hannah Montana, while sitting on her pile of ACHY BREAKY money. Being “hard’ or tormented is just not very believable…however…it’s an angle, I guess…and the rumor is that she’s actually the more talented sister who has the freedom in her creative direction to not have to live up to any Miley Cyrus’ Disney preconceived notions, because Miley, even with her wild behavior is a fucking puppet….
While Noah, has the freedom to be Miley’s sister who does her own thing, however she chooses, because she knows she’ll never be Miley, but Miley’s her greatest marketing hook.
She’s been pushing hard, so hard she’s in a mesh dress with her tits out, being racy, a lesson from Miley Cyrus’ Disney Team behind her rebrand…I normally hate on her, but I actually like the less famous, successful sisters. I find them more appealing than the mainstream puppets being “hard” despite being mainstream puppets…it’s like “You were a Disney Kid bro, get out of here with your tormented artist act”…while this one, the second tier Cyrus for sure dealt with torment, sure it was bratty torment cuz she in her sister’s shadow, but still torment….and that leads to a bit more soul….
So I’m not hating her, but I still don’t think she’s hot.
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