Noah Cyrus may be weird looking, but in her defense, who isn’t. If you look at any girl on instagram you’ll know that they are all jacked the fuck up at a young age, and filling their face up with bullshit is the norm.
When I was young, I am not too sure what was trendy, I never paid much attention and being a broke ass, I always had the bootleg version of anything that was on trend, and not to be on trend, but because it was all that we could barely afford. So my bootleg t-shirts weren’t because I liked them, it was because they were in some bargain basement bin.
ANYWAY….who cares about 40 fucking years ago….the point is that people may have dyed their hair, maybe get some piercings, some tattoos that was the extent of actual cosemetic procedures to fit in….while now bitches are turning themselves into these fucking muppets, thinking it is hot. Very weird.
But if you’re an ugly troll like Noah Cyrus, and the younger sister to someone famous, and the daughter of someone else who is famous, and who may also be her brother, because redneck shit….jacking up your face is hope that people will respond to you and possibly think there’s something appealing about you.
So while she stays cool in her sister, who could be her mother’s (you know redneck shit) shadow,, she’s doing it as “sluttily” as possible. No, Sluttily is not a word in the Oxford English dictionary, but it should be.
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