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2019

18

Nov

Sarah Snyder’s Topless Bikini Good Times of the Day

Sarah Snyder is a 24 year old instagram personality, who probably got the majority of her hype when she was 18 or 19 and dating Jaden Smith, you know Will Smith’s kid. They’d go to parties and I guess that helped her get into the media to launch her instagram influencer life…because behind every influencer is some famous dude who legitimized their fake followers…you know who made it real for them and not just some fantasy from their shitty apartment they started out taking slutty pics to build their audience up

She was arrested for stealing a 15,000 dollar purse, like all young people who understand the importance of designer items and luxury, I mean why else do that instagram hustle if it’s not to make money to buy shit they don’t need….to make idiots who follow them like they are important feel inadequate in their life choices of going to school or living that “normal” life that doesn’t involve pretending to be a celebrity…

I guess from that she gets consistent work, makes consistent money, she even went on a date with Leo DiCaprio at least once when she was 22, you know to really assert that she made it…his dick the litmus test and now she’s in a bikini…doing bikini things…topless and in video on some luxurious instagram vacation…good times for all…cuz we get to stare at a young hot body being used to get attention, money and fame…or to maintain attention, money and fame…and it looks real good.

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2019

18

Nov

Woman Beating Traffic Inspector and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiots and a Stage Collapse

Bus Driver of the Day

Giant Snake…..

Mean Piss Prank

Wheel Chair Scammer

Idiot on a Bike

Woman Releases Handcuffed man from Cop Car…

Donkey Comes in for Refueling

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2019

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I read some inspirational quote on the MEME machine that used to be the internet – but that turned into images with random commentary on it – easy for the retard population to digest and it said something like :

“Living is the most PUNK shit I’ve ever done”

Which I guess makes sense from some perspectives, because life is ridiculous, unpredictable, an action sport that even if it isn’t action filled, involves you inside some fucking slowly rotting / slowly dying shell…

But doesn’t makes sense unless you’ve don’t some punk shit, whatever that may be, because if you’re just living, you’re probably like me and barely putting any effort into living, any rage or emotion, why bother, let’s watch netflix and rot along with our bodies…

But it does make sense anytime anyone kills themselves because life is too hard for them, or because they are babies who don’t know how to grow the fuck up, but instead know how to cry about shit…

Because I’ve always believed in a NIC CAGE LEAVING LAS VEGAS approach to life, where if you’re gonna go, fucking go out big…do that most PUNK shit you can do…whatever that may be…if it’s selling all your assets, robbing a bank, fucking dozens of hookers at the same time until you get some weird disease you don’t treat cuz doctors work against your policy of “Living as hard and as fast as I can until I fucking explode”….or go to the fucking jungle, go to the fucking beach, live off the land with coconuts…instead of hanging yourself in a Four Points Sheraton in some shitty off highway town…that’s the most punk shit you should be doing…

I know, Monday Morning, work destroying your fun from the weekend of partying and not doing shit, a great time to talk killing yourself by not killing yourself, but by instead telling all the social norms that make no sense, like working, paying mortgages, bills, car payments, just to “survive” while humans have been able to live off their land for the last 1000 years before technology…just fucking go to the woods and INTO THE WILD that shit…wasting away at your job is the real fucking SUICIDE…

Happy Monday (a pet peeve when people say that to me and always has been, but in this case, remember, you don’t need any of this shit, you just need some titties and that’s where I come in…right after the links)…

Prince Andrew on Jeff Epstein
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Claudia Romani and her Slut Friend
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Cop Wrestling Limbless Teen
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70 Big Mouth Billy Basses
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Zooey Deschanel is Dating Jonathon Scott – Whoever They Are – it’s News
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The Man Who Lives in a Mini Van During Winter
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Anthone Jeselnik’s Best Opening Joke
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Idiot Sleeping in the Streets
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John Hamm is Dating Lindsay Shookus – Whoever That Is
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2019

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always fun when the obese woman from facebook who used to post pics of her cats and loneliness…finds the ketogenic diet, High Intensity Interval Training, Juicing, Kettlebells, Olympic lifting, and some self help guru philosopher to quote consistently like she wasn’t fucking obese a year ago….and this fitness and wellness is just a replacement to food, but in time, food will always win and she’ll be fat as fuck again, unless she ends up killing herself…

I am all for self improvement with the key word being self…keep it to your damn self your intermittent fasting, lymphatic massage in the Sauna whole you eat mushrooms doesn’t impress me while I am trying to eat discounted Halloween Candy and not do more than 10 steps in the next three days….

So people sharing their opinion on anything is ruining the internet, but when people who think they feel so good and because of that they MUST spread how and why they feel so good , by shoving it all down our throats, without any respect to the fact that we accepted giving up on life and are just sort of coasting until death ends the misery…plus if she wanted to save me some hope, she’d send me pics of her fisting herself in her new body instead of links to life fucking tips (life tips not life fucking tips)….or to buy shit off her network marketing pyramid scheme….when really just sell nudes…for free…not that you’re not fat, I can stomach it…

I don’t know why the internet decided to move into this fake health and wellness trend, sharing health and wellness trends but I preferred it when it was more degenerate….

Time to make a NEW internet…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Weight lifting Woman Fail…
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Guy does Scooter Tricks….
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Bill Burr on Jeffery Epstein
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Fighting with Wind…
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MMA Chick VS Trump Protestor
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Claudia Romani Slutty on the Beach
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Chilean Protesters Taking Down Police Surveillance Drones
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Lizzo VS Post Mates Driver
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3 foot long hotdog
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Surfers with Whales
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Gigi Hadid in a Tight Dress…
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Chloe Bennet Pokies
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Maria Menounos Hard Nipples in Yoga Outfit Selfie
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Puppy with Tail on his Head….
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New iPhone Leaked…
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Kristen Bell Annoys Me…
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ANTIFA Brawl…
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Busty for Mandalorian
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Beverly Hills Cop 4
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Scooter Braun Blocking Taylor Swift From Performing Her Old Music – Good…
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Get Rich in Space…
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MMA Fighter a Squatting Duck
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Thief Locked in Shop He Wanted to Rob
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Rat Cow’s Slutty Suits…
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From the Forum

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Nina Dobrev Legs
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Lili Reinhart Cleavage
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Rihanna THICK
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Elsa Hosk on the Streets
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Keke Palmer Thighs
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Daisey Ridley in a Magazine Being Boring
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Bella Hadid Disgusting
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Aly Raisman Legs…
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Natalie Portman at an Event
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Camilla Cabello – DUMB
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Olivia Wilde Cleavage at an Event
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Roselyn Sanchez for the Latin Grammys
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Karlie Kloss Gross in a Sheer Top
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Emilia Clarke Boring Magazine Photoshoot
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Nina Agdal – UGLY ON THE STREETS
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From stepSMUT!!

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2 Things You Shouldn’t do in Public
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Pulling Titty Out….
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Bolt On Tits and a Fake Booty
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2 Girls Try to Outfuck Each Other
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AMateur from Reddit…
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Titty Flash…
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Ilvy Stretching
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Julia Playing with Herself
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Kayla Kiss – Viking tits
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Dude Does ANything to See Ass
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Black Girls Naked Together
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15 People Having a Shitty Day
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2019

15

Nov

Bella Thorne Braless of the Day

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Bella Thorne is gross and her sexualizing herself with her titty hustle is getting boring….she’s been doing this on social media for at least 3 years, when she first started her rebranding from being a kid, by using tactics she used as a kid, when her parents sold her to Disney….shit that was kept behind closed doors by the execs and I guess by whoever the “father figure” was who molested her enough to be broken enough for the people at Disney to buy into her….

Either way, she’s done every angle, hung out with every youtuber, to really secure herself in popculture, and she’s just fucking trash…you’d scrape off the public bathroom the gas station you work at…cuz it was left splatted all over the toilet bowl by one of your homeless customers….Just fucking diseased looking and totally uneventful but the tit has a nipple…but I think I’d be more into seeing the crust formed on her pussy from not washing…you know it’d be like that piece of coal in peanut butter making a crystal viral video…only it’d smell more like dead animal…which wouldn’t be the worst thing I’ve fucked…

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2019

15

Nov

BUTTS FOR FREE BONER SPRAY of the Day

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I don’t know if you pay attention to the site, but I assume you don’t, because you’re an asshole….but I have been promoting / partnered up with / a BONER SPRAY to give all you old fucks with or without ED (erectile dysfunction no eating disorders like you were some kind of broken girl)…..the GIFT OF A BONER…

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The claims / testimonials are pretty fucking wild, they say that this will make you feel like a teenager, or a pornstar, giving you the ability to fuck…fuck harder…fuck longer…fuck more often…gifting whoever you are fucking, whether it is your wife, girlfriend, random hookup, or hooker you are paying with something less humiliating than they are used to getting from you…or maybe you need more boners for your virtual girlfriend you met on a cam site who is scamming you out of your money with her patreon…you know…because boners are the only reason to live and when our health and age takes that from us…things get bad…but BONER SPRAY IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY …

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Posted in:Features

2019

15

Nov

Ariel Winter Skinny Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter disgusts me….but at least she’s got her rebuilt tits busting out of her titty shirt on her skinnier body thanks to updated anti-depressants…or cosmetic procedures she pretends are anti-depressant side effects because for some reason anti-depressants are so common practice and trendy, young people like to compare and brag about their doseages when not taking them recreationally….but admitting you got the fat sucked out of you like a Kardashian is frowed upon…and ultimately….it doesn’t fix her face which is likely the bigger issue here….you know cute to the execs when she was young, only to grow up into a monster, like Hailey Joel Osment, but filled with damage from being given to those execs by their parents when they were young, for the payout….

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2019

15

Nov

Bet On NCAA Football This Weekend of the Day

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The NCAA Football schedule is stacked this weekend….not that I watch sports…

I have partnered up with the premiere sports better site MY BOOKIE because despite not liking sports, thinking sports is a huge waste of time, possibly queer despite straight guys being into it, like so into it, fanatically into it like a bunch of fucking children, I do think betting on sports makes it more of job, a potential money maker, and there’s nothing wrong with doing anything you can to get paid, especially if it is around something you are passionate about, despite me thinking it’s a weird thing to be passionate about, cuz you’re a grown up….

I have met at least 3 people in the last few years who are full time sports betters thanks to the internet, they make enough money off it to not bother with an actual job, sure a crazy strategy or thing to do that wouldn’t work for me, since I lose at everything, it’s still some aspirational bonus to your sports watching…

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2019

15

Nov

Sofia Richie Spreading Her Legs of the Day

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Sofia Richie is the hot Richie because she’s an actual Richie who unfortunately has to split her Lionel Richie inheritance with this monstrous bootleg RICHIE found in the fucking dumpster of a Commodores show….

She’s hot, possible face injected and muppet looking, but still hot…she’s got terrible taste in terms of who she associates with…but I get it, I mean if you’re going to try to promote yourself as an influencer and make a lot of money and a career out of being an influencer, and you have access to the Kardashians…go for the Kardashians…they may be the devil, the evil in our society, but since all the other girls who aspire to them, by doing the influencer thing are as garbage, evil, useless, vapid, vain, trash as the Kardashians…so it’s not like she’s tainting herself by being with them…she’s just making it work for her..

So it is a clever hustle for a young girl with nothing else to do with her trust fund money, get some audience to make herself feel important, and maker her own money so she thinks she’s useful….all while being shit….only because she has the resources to do good things..but being born rich in LA gets in the way of doing good things…

At least she’s in a bikini..

She also posted this pic of her or her friend’s untanned feet, cuz all these fuckers, except her are in BLACK FACE, cuz her dad is black….she’s allowed that DARK Joy Behar tan..

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2019

15

Nov

Tinashe Titty Top of the Day

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I still don’t know who Tinashe is…maybe she’s one of Chris Brown’s girlfriends who doesn’t mind being beat up a bit for clout, I mean if you’ve seen porn in the last 5 years you’ll know that it’s basically brawling with spitting, slapping and choking…so maybe Chris Brown isn’t as bad as the evil feminists who have it out for him, but that he still sells out shows, cuz the bulk of women still want to fuck him cuz he’s Chris Brown….even the biggest advocate against Chris Brown would still fuck Chris Brown…knowing he’s Chris Brown….maybe they just protest him to get noticed by him to fuck him…since no one actually cares that he hit Rihanna…even though he probably didn’t hit Rihanna…and she probably hit herself and put the blame on him…cuz girls are crazy…and it did amazing for her career…Chris Brown may even have a percentage of her earning from that incident cuz he knew he’d make more off her being the bad guy than just off himself being song and dance guy…

DON’T BELIEVE ALL YOU READ…

Either way, I googled her after seeing this titty top, cuz like most girls she’s got titty..and all I found was this quote:

“I actually did get bullied a lot in school. I went to public school until 9th grade and had a pretty bad experience. I missed out on prom and graduation and the whole college experience but I don’t feel bad about it because everything else I was doing was what I actually wanted”

I call bullshit on being bullied, but love the attempt and showing off how empowered she is from “Not giving a fuck” or whatever…

Let’s stick to the titty tops really that is all we care about when it comes to TINASHE not a RASH but Could be…if you fuck her during an outbreak…it takes herpes to build a career….

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