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2012

21

Sep

Morena Baccarin See Through Dress of the Day

It was only 2 weeks ago that MORENA BACCARIN walked into my life….posing hot for Esquire….a Brazilian I had never heard of prior to this month….because I’m not cultured or well versed in the Brazilian model turned actor turned nerd icon in all the nerd shows….scene….but she’s been putting in work…doing photoshoots, making noise, showing up to events in a sheer dress…really letting people know she’s around….and I’m kinda glad she is….I feel if you want the hits…show the fucking tits….


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2012

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day


I just found out a site I work with sold for close to 200 million dollars….that’s a lot of sex, drugs, booze, rock and roll, villas, private jets….which brought up the question…the ever burning question of my life….that is why the fuck do I do this…when I could be making 200 million dollars…and I guess the answer is…for the bitches….even though truthfully…it is cuz I’m an alcoholic non-conformist with horrible dance moves….who can’t make 3 dollars…and I am ok with that cuz it is fucking gangster if you look at it through a distorted drinking glass that needs a refill.

Here are some links….

Looks Like Courtney Stodden Bought Herself a New Face
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Paris Hilton Leaks Gay Hate Rant – For Attention.
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Engineering Students See Hot Girls Dance for the First Time and Go Nuts
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Khloe Kardashian Entertained By Caterpillar
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Amanda Bines Turns me On
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Biggest Brawls in Sports
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Britney Spears Sang Live for Real and It Didn’t Make Me Want to Put a Screwdriver in my Ear – VIDEO
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Gorilla VERSUS a Catapiller – VIDEO
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The Anti-Semitic Elmo Was Arrested Again in Times Square – Wait, What?
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Carly Rae Jepsen In Leather Short Shorts
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Lady Gaga is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Sherri Gets Naked in the Country (NSFW)
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Caro is Stripping Down
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Pot, Meet Kettle – Paris Hilton Says That Most Gays Are Disgusting And Have AIDS – AUDIO
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Reby Sky is Looking Fine By Me
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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Heather Rae Young is Sexy in the Bath
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The 20 Worst Pieces of Terrible Taxidermy
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Hottie and a Dildo, Gotta Love It – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Biggest Brawls in Sports History
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Sexy Games That Will Bring You Hours of Fun (NSFW)
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Layla Rose Strips by the Pool (NSFW)
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Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings (SITE NSFW)
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Amanda Bynes Thinks She’s Doing “Amazing”. Riiiiiiiiiiight
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Hot Ass (NSFW)
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15 Hilarious Hangover Remedies From Around the World
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Bikini Clad Girl Dancing on a Car, Nuff Said
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A Very Wet Michelle Rodriguez Gives us a Pokies Apperance
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A Little Kate Hudson Hotness
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Everybody Hates Mitt Romney
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Which Big set of Tits Would You Rather Fuck?
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Vanessa Hudgens and Her Tight Little Tits
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I hate this Tacky Bikini Clad Trash
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Unicycle Fresstyle
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Diane Lane is Not Erotic
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Yeah I’d Bang Nikki Reid
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Now THAT’S What I Call Perfect Tits (NSFW)
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Extremely Blessed: Salma Hayek Tells The Story Of How She REALLY Got Her Glorious Tig Ole Bitties [Video]
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Aleska Diamond and Zorah White Get It On – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Obsessed With Pornstar Skin Diamond (NSFW)
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Some Ladies Who Attended the End of Watch Premiere
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And Now Presenting Instant Karma – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Hey There’s Eva Longoria’s Bare Ass
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Video Of Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Faking Marriage Problems On Couple’s Therapy
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Touching a Wild Horse is Less Fun than Touching a Wild Woman
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Weird Throwback Bikini Model Lift
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Carly Rae Jepsen Hot Leather Shorts of the Day
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How About Some Muscular Tits and Ass In A Tiny Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Strips In Butter
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Dashboard Cam Act of Kindness
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Shakira is Pregnant and Thus Those Hips Will Lie
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Jessica Alba is a Bad Ass
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Ugly Bikini Girl Dancing on a Car
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Megan Coxxx shows you every spot on her smoking hot bod
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Cosplay Porn
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Ashley Graham gently massages her aroused pussy
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Painal
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Dana DeArmond is always in the mood to get the best fucking
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TOday’s Random Porn Videos
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Hot Girls Willing to Get Naked on the Internet for Free for the Win
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2012

20

Sep

Stephanie Seymour Naked for i-D of the Day

Stephanie Seymour, the mom who gives her gay son boners….along with a bunch of other super models from yesteryear is feautured in i-D magazine’s fall issue…..where she decided to get fully naked, show off her old lady body and fake tits, and manage to give more than just her gay son boners…but the boners of Guns and Roses fans still stuck in the 90s everywhere, or really anyone into naked fucking models even decades after they were famous….like me….even though I hate 50 year old women more than they hate menopause.

Here are some of the pics….

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2012

20

Sep

Daphne Groeneveld Hot but Young for Muse of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is 17….that means it is legal for you to take pictures of 17 year olds posed like this….but it may not be legal for you to own pictures of 17 year olds who pose like this…

I am posting them anyway, cuz I didn’t know she was 17 and because it is for a fashion magazine…and in fashion anything goes…it is all art …

So that’s your excuse defending yourself in court after being busted….unless you’re clever about this shit and throw your lap top in the nearest body of water before they get you…..

Not that this is erotic…or erotica…or even criminal…this is like a high school grad picture with high concept…nothing wrong with that….

I mean it is fashion from a major fashion magazine…even though I know if it was my magazine, I’d probably wait til she turned 18 before trying to make her the next Kate Upton, but skinnier, hotter and more interesting cuz she’s Dutch….

I guess MUSE thinks they are above the fucking law…even though she’s something you should probably appreciate from afar…like your neighbor or Emma WAtson…wait it out, she’ll be 18 soon…..and she will start doing topless pics to get notice…she’s already on the right trak….

Either way, she’s young but still looks awesome… maybe even too awesome…but probably annoyinng to interract with…but you don’t have to worry about that…

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld

2012

20

Sep

Miranda Kerr in a Bikini for the Sunday Times of the Day


Miranda Kerr is a mom….and that fucking amazes me…so much that before she was a mom, I didn’t even notice her, I just thought she was a funny faced model who didn’t deserve the attention she was getting…all wide and inuit looking with squinty eyes and other bad features….but then she got knocked up….and managed to come back into the game looking like this….in some kind of miracle on 34th Street hustle that makes her worth celebrating…you seee I don’t need the hottest, I just need the ones who put effort in….and that’s probably why I hate my lazy, pig of a wife who only exercises when struggling to breathe……

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2012

20

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Gets Man Handled of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Man handeled To Make Me Jealous

While I was pouring, or more accuratley poor-ing, my heart out to Candice Swanepeol yesterday via love letters I wrote in the form of posts celebrating her body and our undying love….she was being man handled by some Victoria’s Secret photographer, who probably doesn’t bang her, but has seen her naked and has a weird relationship with her…but who more importantly should have been me….I would be broken up by this, but my obsessiveness, is really lazy and I’m over it, but I do still think we are connected at the soul for the sake of doing posts on her….even though she’s gone and done this to me….all because she just doesn’t know our love exists yet….and to be honest I can’t blame her, and not just cuz I love her and thus am leniant about her actions, because before she came along into my life in pictures, I never knew a love like this before.

She’s just playing hard to get and trying to get me jealous, that’s gotta be it….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

20

Sep

Paris Hilton Hates Gays of the Day

Paris Hilton is the fucking devil, swine, garbage, filthy shit filled shell of a human and I am not just saying that because I feel I need to defend the gay man….because for the longest time I thought Paris Hilton was a gay man.

Truth be told, I have made similar jokes about gay people, but I am a horrible person….

Just this morning I was regretting a drunken hot tub session with 2 dudes in a loft in the gay village, because I figure and googled to see if AIDS virus can live in the petri dish that is a hot tub petri….

But then again I like laughing at stereotypes like gay guys having AIDS….and luckily cares about what I say or listen to what I say….

And every gay guy I know is fucking horny….a sexual deviant, but that is just because every guy I have every met would be a sexual deviant, if the girls we fuck allowed us to be….It’s like gay sex has no referee or police or moody bitch who has PMS and emotions to get in the way of hardcore ass fucking or some shit….

I can still say with confidence, that we are all God’s Children, some of my best friends are gay and I love everyone equally, or that I am indifferent about everyone equally, except maybe Paris Hilton, who I actually hate…..

The irony in all this is that she is probably the one with AIDS, because like the gays, she’s a horny, damaged, rich girl who should be fucking shot for her public hate crimes…who made porn even though she didn’t have to…unprotected and who is known for having herpes…always a sign of a clean girl….

They conveniently recorded the conversaition cuz it is an inside job and she remains the fucking worst…


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Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2012

20

Sep

Eva Longoria’s Nude Ass in Bed of the Day

Viva fucking Mexico…..I don’t care for Eva Longoria, her acting, her divorce, the fact that massive black men ravaged her massive Vagina set on her small frame….I don’t care that she’s a cunt, spoiled and raised white totally detached from the Mexican culture she comes from…..but conveniently Mexican when it comes to landing million dollar jobs she doesn’t deserve…and I sure as hell don’t care that she’s a traitor…who forget that her dad had to dig holes under borders before landing work to support her silver spooned life…and I really don’t care that she’s modeling her ass in some photoshoot….but I’ll still look at it…cuz it’s not as offensive, taco filled shit smeared mess you’d expect it to be….you know if she hadn’t denounced Mexico in exchange for Beverly Hills…..who cares. Here is the pic.

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2012

20

Sep

Denise Richards Old Lady Bikini Shoot of the DAy

I don’t really know who gave Denise Richards the idea that modeling bikinis like it was 1999 was a good idea….maybe it was her personal trainer…or one of her friends in rehab or maybe it was Heidi Fleiss, the Pimp she used to work for back when Charlie Sheen hired her to be his wife….cuz she was coked up and had no money from her one acting job and fucking rich people made sense…but who ever it is should have suggested that she does it with a mask on, or maybe after a face lift, cuz shit is hanging in ways it shouldn’t be hanging…..but thanks to plastic surgery her tits aren’t…..cuz if she’s in a bikkini, I might as well look.


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2012

20

Sep

Nicole Neal Amazing for FHM South Africa of the DAy

I had never heard of Nicole Neal before South Africa brought her to my attention…which in and of itself is kind of a backwards place to be informed of what is going on in the world…because although the women are lovely, the rich are very rich, the country side is gorgeour….South Africa is not really a trendsetting place…which is why this Nicole Neal chick is not really anyone of importance…she does the Glamour Model hustle, but that’s about it….she has 5 twitter followers, even though she posts fully topless pics of herself on twitter..

..a tactic you’d think would lure some serious attention…cuz I know i like it…but I’m glad that it didn’t because it means she’ll notice me when I whisper sweet nothings to her….she’s lovely to look at and based on my experiences that probably means she’s lovely to make love to…even if her personality is shit, vapid, cunty and annoying…which it can’t be…since she’s an angel….

Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW

2012

20

Sep

Katie Holmes MILFed Out Cougar for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

It feels like just yesterday that Katie Holmes was a 30 year old playing a 16 year old on a horrible TV show, before selling herself out and getting cast as a wife…a wife that was an alien abducted / host uterus to the Alien Queen Suri,artificially inseminated by her homosexual husband in some high tech lab for the top ranking Scientologist to witness her important contributuion to both Scientology and the future of man kind….a contribution that rock’s heels harder than a stripper and she is only 5….

I guess she is in Harper’s Bazaar Russia spreading her message of peace, love and semi-attractiveness, despite throwing away her fan boy Dawson Creek fan loyalty, but choosing Tom Cruise and this life, instead of acting….

She’s still a mom I’d be willing to fuck, mainly because I’d like to explore the fleshy genitals Tom Cruise sacrificed to ancient aliens….cuz he wasn’t gonna go anywhere near that since girls don’t have testicles…

I don’t know if these pics are old or new, you know how Russia is, first in Space, but hooked on Levis in the 90s…when they were no longer wanted here, but I’ll post them anyway….

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2012

20

Sep

Emily VanCamp Rocking Booty Shorts of the Day


Emily VanCamp is a Canadian I have never met, because I guess she lives in another ice village that is not close enough range to my ice village to reach by dog sled….but I am sure we have some mutual friends…you know since the population of Canada is 5,000.

She is 26, was on a show called Are You Afraid of the Dark when she was 13 and pedophiles masturbated to her.

Now she’s on a show called Revenge, that I am sure is the fucking worst, but none of her career matters, since she wears hipster shorts jacked up her ass for the paparazzi and I get to stare without feeling overly awkward, since it is via a computer screen, even though that in and of itself has got very weird historically….


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2012

20

Sep

Staring Up Salma Hayek’s Nose of the Day

My new fetish is looking up the noses of old, tired, weather, Mexican actresses who made it in Hollywood…especially when her nostrils and tryng to see up them is is all that’s is going on in the pic…they are overpowering and all my perverted mind can fixate on…imagining all the wonderful things that I can do with those nostrils…using my hands, mouth, dick, and feee….anything to get close to them….because when you stare long enough at her nostrils…the fact that she is 90 almost doesn’t matter.


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Posted in:Salma Hayek

2012

20

Sep

Danielle Sharp’s Awesome Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Danielle Sharp has ridiculous tits. She’s a glamour model, as all the bust shot topless bitches from the UK are, but I would rather she was my girlfriend, who I could wake up to every morning, her tit in my hand, my dick in her ass, you know true love…cuz girls who market themselves this way, are the kind of woman you want as a mother to your children, since they get what is important.

I don’t know when this is from, when it was taken, what it is for….but it doesn’t matter…it is fantastic…and I am too busy writing her love letters to waste my time worrying about this….I am on a mission to save her….or at least ejaculate inside her….and that’s where my energy is being focused.

Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW

2012

20

Sep

Kari Byron’s Muscles in a One Piece for Twitter of the Day

Kari Byron is some mythbuster host who posted a pic of her flexing in a one-piece bathing suit for twitter…..

She’s not debunking one myth that 40 year old women can be hot…sure they can be fit and have low bodyfat, but their faces still look rugged, used, like they are melting….and sure cougars are a fetish and some dudes with Mommy issues like getting up in that….but I always prefer the younger, tighter version….

But either way, pantsless is always a party I’ll get into…even if shit happens at an old folks home…I’ll be there poppin’ bottles….rockin’ dementia with my finger, tongue and dick…like the naughty orderly I sometimes pretend to be when all that’s willing to fuck is senior citizen….like this Kari Bryon chick.

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