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2020

05

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Getting Wet of the Day

Doutzen Kroes, who you may remember as being fired from Victoria’s Secret. She probably has a different storyline because women, especially hot women, don’t like to admit defeat, you know, something like “I resigned” or “I outgrew them” or “they were rapists and I don’t like rapists – down with the patriarchy – support all women” you know anything but being accountable for sucking.

She’s older now and her baby daddy is some IBIZA resident DJ who gets all kinds of pussy thrown at him and that I am sure he takes when his handler wife / baby momma isn’t lurking and cock blocking because she knows she’s lost her appeal. To him she’s the old bitch that made him babies who was once a VS model and now is just old. So the new pussy outshine the old…obviously…

THis is likely her attempt to be like “I still work, I’m still fit, I can still get half naked”….to appeal to him…and to counter the fact he thinks she’s a loser and I guess it’s working cuz bitch looks hot.

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2020

05

Feb

Demi Lovato Heroin Tits of the Day

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Demi Lovato hasnt’ died of a heroin overdose yet, but you know that if she’s a genuine addict, or opiate fiend the scratching for heroin is ever-present, and eventually she will crack.

I find serious hope, or pleasure in that….

It’s not that I wish death upon people, I just don’t like seeing some Hollywood manufactured trash mock mental illness to justify her bad behavior, go so far as to overdose, only for none of her sponsors to cancel her.

We can’t jerk off to whores in our hotel rooms without being cancelled….and we can’t make off-color jokes to be though provoking without being cancelled….and you can say being trans is a mental illness without being cancelled…but a bitch who appeals to 12 year olds can be like “heroin’s so cool I overdosed on it” and all the brands are lined up with paychecks to be the first to sponsor her surviving the overdose…

It just sends a bad message. Punish this irresponsible trash like you were her mom when they were first getting started and she put her through hell to get the celebrity they have that is so big brands are too scared to “NOT WORK WITH HER” for the backlash…

It’s all so stupid…but look the fatty has tits…that she selfies cuz she’s a narcissist cunt.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2020

05

Feb

Irina Shayk in a Nude Bodysuit of the Day

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I saw these the other day and didn’t bother posting them, but after a few days of letting Irina Shayk’s mom pussy in a one piece at an event for fashion, like she was a mom at the all inclusive resort, simmer in my mind…thoughts of her climbing the ladder from Russia with her hotness…eventually getting filled with the sperm of some evil tyrant A-List actor who has far too much hype around him…I figured why the fuck not. I’m a fan of her work ethic and she’s still pretty hot…for a mom sex worker….so here it is.

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2020

05

Feb

Chantel Jeffries Sucking on the Beach of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is some literal trash that instagram spat up or shat out on pop culture because she posted ass pics well enough to get the attention of enough people to pop on the radar of celebrities liek Bieber and rappers and NBA players, who all ran train on her….

She’s basically a sex worker, demonstrating her dick sucking with this lollipop that I can’t imagine is any better than any other dick sucking, but I am underestimating the power of trying to keep these celebrities and athletes happy enough to pay her and to keep her lie alive..

What I am getting at is that the current side bitch to DIPLO who was romantically frolicking with her trash pussy in TULUM because rich dudes like to attach themselves to relevance when they are faggots and relevance to faggots is girls other dudes fuck….you know in hopes of tasting some Kyrie Irving cum still left up in her….queer.

What I am actually getting at is that she’s really not that hot, not that great and lucky that instagram has attracted all the perverts and given important famous people a direct line to PUSSY.

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2020

05

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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There was a story about THE TOXIC AND ABUSIVE VICTORIA’S SECRET that went viral last week because it was a big surprise to the public that the dying brand that is over extended and who financed Epstein’s perversions by making him a very rich guy, were inappropriate with the women they hired to model lingerie. Oftentimes women from other countries that they’d import to model the lingerie. A crazy concept that the biggest brand that every single woman, even non-models dreamed of modelling for. I’m talking these dude got every eager girl offering their pussy for a shot, it’s a Weinstein kind of story, the dudes knew women are whores and made it work for them. Obviously dudes were running the show at Victoria’s Secret, if you saw any of their catalogs that you jerked off to, you’d know that, they used hot fucking women so why wouldn’t they try to fuck these women they overpaid to be part of the team. They made these women celebrities by making them part of the team. Their lives set and their bank accounts set and oftentimes their boyfriends and future baby daddies other rich fucks making them even more set. It’s dumb to think they wouldn’t use their job to get pussy, it’s the fucking name of the game.

All this to say, I wonder if Candice Swanepoel was ever used as a TARP by the rich guys paying her, you know the DUBAI special….where they get her in a room and exchange a multi-million dollar multi-year contract that will set her for life for a little “let’s use this South African trash as a toilet”…..

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2020

05

Feb

Selena Gomez New Tits for a Magazine of the Day

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Selena Gomez is on the publicity tour now that she’s out of rehab and releasing more music because I guess she wants her bank accounts topped off.

I mean this girl is the definition of broken child star who had a mom that sold her off to BARNEY at the age of 3 or 4, despite being from Texas, they fucking got in the Caravan and moved to LA to live out the mom’s dreams…since no 3 or 4 year old is thinking Monetization….

Now that she’s near 30, got some tits, not dead from her LUPUS, not dead from her volatile relationship with Bieber that almost killed her, she’s thinking monetization and unfortunately for us, that means “music” because being an actress only pays when you’re in some super hero movie…when all Selena is is a Super Herp. If you know what I mean…viruses man…a person with Auto Immune issues’ worst nightmare.

THAT SAID, I did a GOOGLE NEWS search because I knew all the media outlets are milking this story / interview / photoshoot with their own tidbits they pulled from the story. I typically avoid all that because I’m only here for the tits and don’t care about whatever lie she’s spinning in her web of lies…..

The headlines are:

“Selena Gomez Thinks Instagram Is ‘Destroying’ Some of Her Generation” despite having been seen with Zuckerberg back when she miraculously become the most followed person on instagram….so sure she’s so fucking against it as it is her marketing hub she sells for a lot of fucking money to brand partners….because she doesn’t care that it is destroying her generation…she is fucking destroying the generation with her shitty fucking music and attidude….and stints in rehab….and promotion of anti-depressants, face injections and fake tits…

When asked if she’d delete her instagram if she could…she said YES…fascinating…because SHE FUCKING CAN DELETE IT dumb cunt…what’s stopping her…dumb cunt…

“What I do now is to only go on it when I feel like I need to, and then I’ll just log off, I won’t take time to explore or look at anything else.””

Dude…you don’t need a fucking instagram except for your money grubbing, you money grubber…keep your damn lies to yourself…

Another headline: ” Selena Gomez’s Old Music and Style Make Her Cringe ”

It makes all of us fucking cringe, it’s terrible fucking music. Why were you a part of producing such shit? Right, cuz you’re a soulless puppet with no fucking taste that has no fucking concept of what is good or bad, just what sells. You are a fluffy pop tart piece of shit chasing trends with zero fucking integrity, substance, or value…of course it makes you cringe…you dumb cunt…it’s fucking terrible but the real issue isn’t how bad the music is…it’s how bad you are….weren’t you supposed to kill yourself by now? What happened to that…all this quest to live with Kidney Transplants takes away from your appeal as someone with a terminal illness who will die soon…

She’s a fucking puppet. She fucking sucks. Check out her tits….this money grubbing liar must be deleted.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2020

05

Feb

Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

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You can pay Sofia Richie 30,000 to do an instagram post on your brand, that does not include a blow job because the trust fund Lionel Richie who must be close to a billionaire Heiress, saves her mouth for the Kardashian’s ex husband and baby daddy, who she gets to travel the world with and live that good life she’d be living without him, but without him how would she be running her publicity strategy. In this world of social media, you need to closest thing to a Kardashian you can get, in some Six-Degrees of Separation so that you know you actually exist. Otherwise she’d just be Lionel Richie’s actual daughter, unlike that imposter mooch bitch Nicole…..you know the one he found in the dumpster outside one of his shows…the abortion that happened after it was born that no one wanted but Lionel decided to save because he’s a charitable man…while this one is actually his…making her topless pics seem less desperate and more just a girl with money having fun…because she doesn’t need none of this shit, she just LIKES it.

Here she is in a sports bra and leggings leaving pilates

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2020

05

Feb

Vintage Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know what any of these pictures are from, but I was googling vintage photoshoots the other day to see what the world looked like before plastic surgery, when nude models had to be the hottest of the willing to get nude, and this is a glimpse into that.

No Bolt Ons…No Facetune to make them look like they are AI versions of themselves….no Muppet Face injections…and the whole thing is so hard to wrap my head around.

Vintage nude shoots…here you go….

Natassja Kinski

Valeria Moriconi

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2020

05

Feb

Pervert of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Sits as Drunk Driver crashes Into Store

Car Thief

Hero of the Day – Goes Into Ice Water to Save Drowning Dog

When the Machine Doesn’t Pay Out

Woman Sleeps While Getting Robbed

Blood River

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

05

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My wife amazes me, not in a good way where I see and look at in awe because I am so impressed by her, but in a bitch is 350 pounds and ate a fucking entire cake over the course of the evening and yet she still hasn’t died from complications of diabetes. Maybe diabetes is a myth by big pharma cuz this bitch can’t be alive, with all her limbs in place, and vision working…

It’s like watching the slowest drawn out suicide that I’d like to speed up because I could use her insurance money for my new life in the tropics…you know before I die from liver failure….spead it up woman…

Speaking of dying, I still haven’t died from the used panties I bought from an obscure Asian girl website, you know since I never fucked an asian girl, so why not buy her dirty panties to sniff. The package arrived with weird Chinese writing on it, clearly straight from the weirdest sweatshop out there…and so far no Corona Virus here….but if I do get it…you can be rest assured I will back burner my reclusiveness and agoraphobia to SHARE the wealth.

I didn’t actually buy chinese used panties you sick fuck…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning for my hangover…

Guy Rigs Gun Safe with Alexa
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Christopher Lloyd’s Amazing House for Sale
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The WHite Lives Matter Model on The Bachelor is Hot
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The Trashy Super Bowl Streaming Sex Worker’s Nudes
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Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Stoners in Michigan
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Kim Garner’s Awesome Ass
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The Equation that will Change Your Perception on LIFE
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Hannah Montana Prequel Happening
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Dude Geeking Out Over Chain Mail
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America’s Financial Divide
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Robot Gorilla Infiltrates Gorilla Troop
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Radiohead By Google Autocomplete
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