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2024

05

Sep

Joey King in a Sports Bra Showing Off her Tits of the Day

Joey King is being rebranded as the hot chick. She’s like a 90s movie where they take the glasses off and the pony tail out, and all of a sudden she’s worthy of a fuck, not that any of us wouldn’t have fucked her when she was the awkward sweater wearing nerd…but nerds dressed slutty are seemingly MORE fuckable and that’s the fucking point fuck.

They’ve got her in some colorful crazy pants and a sports bra that celebrate her big tit, rather than the sports bra the trannies in the gym wear that do the opposite because they are trying to smother their tits, not that I consider chicks who cut their tits off to live a life as a teenage boy trannies, they’re just lesbians.

The point of this compelling story is that cleavage does magic for a whore at fashion week events in NYC….because we like tits…especially when they are posing their way through a series of iphone photoshoot pics that look like the intro to a porn series, which is the point, or really what every picture looks like to me because I am a pervert imagining their next fuck….it’s a talent and a curse.

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2024

04

Sep

Em Rat Cow Muppet Face is Instagram VS Reality of the Day

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GUESS WHICH ONE IS INSTAGRAM.

GUESS WHICH ONE IS REALITY or SEMI REALITY….

GUESS THAT NOTHING IS REAL….

DON’T TRUST ANYTHING….

ESPECIALLY NOT OPPORTUNISTIC WHORES…

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2024

04

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Pink Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is wearing a pink bikini that covered her pinky / brownish fuck hole because she’s a classy girl now that she’s decided to focus on her career as a serious filmaker, rather than an whore on social media trying to get jerked off to.

She had an OnlyFans and it did so well that her mom decided to manage the ONLYFANS of other famous whores, there was just too much money in the whoring…but now Bella has decided to go serious now that she’s got all the eyeballs she needs and done all the damage she’s had to do to keep her handlers in the industry happy.

They always do that transitional year or two when the Disney kid turns 18 and whores harder than did did on the casting couch all those years earlier.

But they are smart enough to not alienate themselves to get removed from the industry for whoring too hard, they just whored the right amount….

So here she is in a bikini, which to me is a form of whoring and she’s showing off her EMPOWERED body because she posted some anti-OZEMPIC shit a while ago about how she’s not feeling her fittest and that’s ok….meanwhile, she looks long, lean and busty in the bikini pics, making me think she was just making fun of the fatties while not being a fatty because there are serious fucking fatties out there who dream about bodies like this..

However, if this is what we’re considering a fatty being empowered and inclusive, I’m all for it.

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2024

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have survived the LABOR DAY weekend, but not performing any laborous tasks…because that would go against the beauty of Labor Day weekend, which is not a day to work, or to give birth, although I did not post YOUTUBE BIRTHING videos this LABOR DAY like I have for about 15 Labor Days before, because why fucking bother really…

The weekend left me hungrier than the bike shorts jacked up the cunt in line next to me at the grocery store….ready to eat the world, starting with a hot blonde college girl’s cunt….

Which is a good thing to experience at the grocery store, since there are countless genderless cat freaks out there that must be avoided and ignored because the more attention they get the more they multiply…like feeding a gremlin after midnight or some shit…

REAL PUSSY still exists and that’s as magical as these stepLINKS…

Hailey Steinfeld Selfies
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Kate Moss and Rita Ora Together Forever
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Titty Dance
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First Look at Megan Fox in her Underwear in some New Movie
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Charlotte Lawrence Titty
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Lana Del Rey Pokies
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What the Cavinders Eat in a day
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Weird Old Lady Contest
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Girls Keep Bookstores Alive
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Rita Ora Frees the Nipple
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Olivia Culpo’s Extreme Bikini
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Jonah Hill Sells Malibu House for 15 million
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Knocked Out on a Bike
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Retarded Booty
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Slow Down Titty Jiggle!
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Anya Taylor Joy Does Vogue
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Amanda Cerny is Working her Tan
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Cat Loves the Shower
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Rihanna Replaces Charlize Theron for Dior
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Alessandra Ambrosio by the Pool
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Lindsey Vonn Works Out
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Umbrella Vs Thunderstorm
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Driver in a Crazy Chase
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Livvy Dunne Bikinis with the Homies
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2024

03

Sep

Margot Robbie’s Ready To Drop Milk Filled Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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There’s a rumor or conspiracy that I love in which they say that all the hot chicks or the chicks packaged as hot, like Margot Robbie, are actually dudes or trannies because of some sort of Satanic Agenda….and it makes posting pics of celebs dudes jerk off to all the better.

So I’ve been convinced that Margot Robby is a dude who presents as a girl, in part due to her masculine face and lack of hips, because I ultimately haven’t been properly propagandized into believing she’s some sort of babe.

If anything, I find her boring as shit, sure naked in Wolf of Wall Street was fine, and where the career should have ended, like Eva Amurri in Californication…never to be heard of again….

But instead it launched a huge career, a huge celebrity and I think she may even be a billionaire thanks to Barbie and her future project doing a chick’s version of Fight Club where they get together in a basement and talk about each other behind their backs, until one of them finds out and fucks the other’s husband…you know that and knitting. CHICK THINGS…

So this super famous, constantly marketed as hot chick, while not really being that hot ends up knocked up, destroying my dreams of her being a MAN, not because I jerk off to her, but because you jerk off to you, and I love a good prank or troll.

Then I figured, maybe it’s a prosthetic, she’s in the movies, she’s got access to fake pregancy bellies…ONLY to be given a bikini pregnant ready to drop series of pictures from every angle DEBUNKING the lies I liked spreading….

Milk filled, blown out pussy, ready to drop….BORING….

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2024

03

Sep

Zendaya Showing Nipple of the Day

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I don’t find Zendaya hot, which can be seen as racism because everything in this current world seems to be racist…even though that’s toned down a lot because the average person has realized that racism is hilarious, some of the best jokes are racist and to not be racist is disrespectful to your heritage, it’s like selling yourself out because the internet told you to…so there are still plenty of cat owners out there who are weirdly uptight about not appearing to be racist which in and of itself is racist….and those people aren’t the reason I don’t find tall Zendaya hot, she’s basically a white dude with a tan really…

I don’t mind looking at her skinny girl tiny tits through a wife beater like it was the 90s, not that they are called wife beaters anymore because that triggers wife beaters into wanting to beat their wives, or maybe it triggers wives who have been beat into going into some PTSD convulsion….or MAYBE it’s those same cat owners with no friends or family outside of the internet who have decided that calling something a wife beater is insensitive to those beat up wives out there who I’m sure don’t actually give a fuck because they are too busy being beat up.

Point of the story, love sheer shirts….bring it….

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2024

03

Sep

Salma Hayek is an Old Billionaire’s Wife in a Bikini of the Day

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The most exciting story around Salma Hayek is that she was bought by her husband who was a bratty rich kid and the son of a billionaire, who decided he wanted to tits that at the time were being celebrated across the globe, because those tits were A-List celebrity tits, so he had his team figure it all out and make it fucking happen….because money talks or some shit…

The other exciting story around Salma Hayek is that she’s actually not very beautiful at all, she’s got a strong jaw and is what you could call bulldog faced, but for whatever reason the world embraced her as being a babe because the industry wanted to turn you all into fags or some shit…

Sure, she’s got big tits that are officially big ol’ titties since she’s pushing 60 years old and for a 60 year old she’s fine….but in her prime, we were fucking duped bro….the MATRIX had it’s grip on our dicks and it worked out nicely for this one….cuz she really isn’t as great as she was marketed to be…

Maybe I just think all actors are ugly because their jobs embarrass me, while celebrating people for playing weird make-belief outside of a brothel where you’re role playing with some hooker, is just retarded…since we’re all grown ups here…and role play only makes sense when it makes you cum…

That’s all I have to say about that!

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2024

03

Sep

Rita Ora’s Bikini Round-Up on Instagram of the Day

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Who needs the paparazzi crawling through your garbage or sneaking into the celebrities backyard and installing hidden cameras to capture all the naughty things that they do….when the celebrities, or in this case, Rita Ora who wants to be a celebrity and manifested that shit over the course of the last 15 years, does the work for you.

She is older now, she she decided to take on a fitness approach to middle age, which I can respect because I hate fat chicks.

The general consensus is that she’s to fit, she’s too ripped, that she’s emaciated, but we live in a world of fat fucks, so I don’t really think that’s the case..even though she’s eating in her pics…the watermelons eating watermelons…clearly not malnourished.

Her tits were going to head south anyway, it was just a matter of time, so tightening up ship was the only real option for her…

She’s still got the tits, her body may be too ripped for some, but it’s better than the alternative, so starve the bitch out, starve all bitches out, we’re drowning it fat chicks and I don’t like it!

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2024

03

Sep

Britney Spears Weird Dances Continue of the Day

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Britney Spears is a professionally trained dancer with well over 10,000 hours of training behind her.

So watching her half retarded and probably heavily medicated dance routines, where she gyrates her hips like she’s riding a sybian, become a lot less awkward and Phoebe Price desperate and a lot more legitimate.

This girl has a command over her body like very few people have, so her belly dancing as her little skirt shows off her pubic bone is all tactical…..

I still think Britney Spears is dead, or locked up in the basement, that this is AI or some Green Screen from the same backdrop, maybe old content, maybe body double content, ultimately, not doing very well content but doesn’t that just make you want to fuck her more…

The fact that she’s either dead may not be that hot, the fact that she is crazy gives you the perception of better sex, but it has been my experience that the crazier the girl doesn’t mean the better the sex, oftentimes, it just means the scarier the sex and the harder it is to escape the sex…

Either way, Britney’s or whoever this is is looking good.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2024

03

Sep

Nina Dobrev Tits Out in Barbados of the Day

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Nina Dobrev may not be all that famous, but she is a refugee who fled to Canada only to stick around long enough to get her papers, which allowed to to enter the United States with more ease.

While in the USA, the refugee from Eastern Europe was able to amass some wealth as an actor, which is better than if she stayed in her Eastern Europe where she’d likely be working as a cam girl or OnlyFans hustler, the Eastern Europeans are the best at that shit….

She also secured a national icon in the form of Shaun White who is the billionaire snowboarder who has had his hands in all kinds of successful businesses….making him a pretty good sugar daddy despite the fact that he’s a creepy fucking ginger that looks like some kind of circus clown at the fair who terrorizes you in the funhouse. Gingers scare me.

She’s in Barbados, where she posted some pics including a nude child, which has upset her fans because she probably shouldn’t be posting nude children on her instagram feed….the internet is a weird place and it’s probably best to keep those moments in the family, maybe on a private chat because on the surface that’s a normal thing, but on the internet to millions of really weird people, it takes on a different form….

Luckily, she also posted her mid 30s, near 40, tits and ass because celebrating a successful refugee story mooching off your system and doing better than you is how you should always start the week after a drunken labor day in the socialist state you live….

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