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2020

24

Jan

Julianne Hough Public Anal Orgasm of the Day

Julianne Hough in some Mormon GOOP weirdness, that may not be Mormon at all, but that involves her having evil spirits exercised out of her asshole, something that I am sure Ryan Seacrest taught her back when they were dating…ANAL ORGASMS TO CURE TRAUMA.

The victim of sexually abuse raised in a conservative household which I think turned her off the Mormon church and forced her to go out to become Hollywood on her Rumspringa had a full on orgasm in front of people with this weird GOOP demo.

Obviously Paltrow is behind this, and obviously she’s recruited other rich weirdos to follow her weird rich person lifestyles, especially when that person she recruited is some broken dancer chick like HOUGH, who I am sure was forced to have sex with her brother while they grew up as dance partners, before having sex with her at her own volition cuz she liked it. They’ve always been too close for comfort.

This is legit her having an orgasm by the way….the caption that was posted with it is:

” I aspire to such flexibility and mind body connection and hope to have similar orgasmic experience at Kinrgy. Love and light.)”

Health and Wellness and Mindfullness is Some Weirdness.

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2020

24

Jan

Too Fat to Get Out of Store and Other Videos of the Day

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BACK TO THE FUTURE

Bat SOUP the Hottest Trend…It’s an Epidemic

Kiss Denied BRAWL

DRUNK DRIVER

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2020

24

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So I heard they are saying the Corona Virus is from eating bats, because I guess Chinese people eat bats….they apparently also rub bat shit in their eyes as medicine, which is bat shit crazy…or at least where the expression bat shit must originate.

It’s fun to see how racist people are, or how they all hate on the Chinese for being primitive as they buy up all your real estate…and basically take over your country…thanks to manufacturing EVERYTHING you consume.

Maybe BAT SHIT is the answer to life, what we are all missing, that secret sauce….

So this weekend, I’m going to plan a good old fashioned BAT HUNT…like I’m Buffy the Vampire Slayer or not….probably not…I prefer sitting and staring at the wall.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Annabella Sciorra’s Rape Testimony Against Weinstein
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Tina Deli is JANUHAIRY Naked Model
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Halsey Calls for Collapse of One Trade Center
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Tinashe in Lingerie
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Random Cheating Wife served Divorce Papers by Random Biker
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Tila Tequila is Alive and Mental
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Woman Gets Shot – Throws a Gang Sign
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Billy Eichner to Play Matt Drudge
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Kendall Line’s 80s Rock Hair with her Tits Out
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Huge Barge Sinks with Excavator
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2020

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is nothing quite like forcing your wife or girlfriend to watch you jerk off to Old Julia Child cooking show clips, unless you’re more passive aggressive, a CUCK of you will, in which case you can just intentionally have her catch you jerking off to Julia Child cooking videos. It’s actually probably better to have her walk in on you jerking off to Julia Child on a regular basis, than to force her to watch, not because I’m anti-aggression, I know girls are into that kind of thing, it’s a “Misogyny fetish” where they want to be treated like women by a man but comically, it is way weirder and thus better when it seems like a regular thing you jerk off to in private….and that you are ashamed of…throw that tantrum…make it really stick…she’ll likely never want to fuck you again, which I my goal in marriage but if you saw my wife, you’d get that…

Here are some stepLINKS

Dude Saving his Beer
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The Girls at Jean Paul Gauthier’s Final Fashion Show
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Some Girl’s got her Bush Out Licking FLowers
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Florence Pugh Sideboob
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Michelle Randolph Black Thong Flash
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Jeri Ryan Big Cleavage
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Fast Punch Knockout…
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Celebs Showing their “Profile Pic Challenge”
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Gamer forgets to take a shit….His Mom Freaks Out….DIsgusting
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Instant Karma
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January Jones is a tarot Car Reader
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Oh Shit – Trouble in Aerosmith Paradise
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Khloe Kardashian IG vs REALITY
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Some Girl in Pantyhose with Braces
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I think this Story is a LIE
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Vegan and Non-Vegan Discuss…Hunting….
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Porch Pirate Gets Caught
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Heidi Klum New Plastic Face
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Tinashe HALF Fucking Naked for who Fucking Cares
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Some Bitch in Lingerie with a JOKER poster
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Parking Lot Pooper Arrested
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Bad Driver Cuts off Taxi
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Some Model Named Meredith Mickelson – HOT
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9 Year Old Fools Stalker…
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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Hailee Steinfeld Thickness
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Jeri Ryan in a Blue Outfit
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Tinashe in a Slutty Outfit
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Gigi Hadid Slutty Sailor
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Bella Hadid Rasta Head
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Laresen Thompson See Through Dress
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Ambrosio BIKINI
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Pregnant Rache McCord
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VS Lingerie Shoot
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Ashley the Reddit Amateur Babe…
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New Gloves!!
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Amateur Gives a Show
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Booze Cruise…
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10 Acts That Make You a Whore
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Thick in Underwear
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Titty Flash
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Martina Mink Big Tits
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Bikini Girl Drinks…
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Big Titty Beat Down
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“that time my girlfriend brought home a pornstar”
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SERIOUSLY, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME
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Titty Flash
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2020

23

Jan

Emma Roberts Bikini of the Day

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Emma Roberts who was some sperm that Eric Roberts left in some random groupie bitch back in his Academy Award winning actor days….sperm that he probably didn’t think would manifest itself into a human because the cunt her dropped it in probably lied and said she was on the pill to bait him into those child support payments…or he just didn’t give a fuck when he did it because his Academy Award years were spent coked the fuck up…and figured if a bitch did get knocked up she’d skip the abortion for the payout and that’s ok because he’d just pay her off…if he even thought that far ahead….assuming he’d always have work….who fucking knows….but this is the product of that and I like it….she’s skinny and that’s what matters in this world of fat…

BE CAREFUL…it may be a trigger warning for you fat girls out there who hate skinny girls and can’t see skinny girls because it triggers your eating disorder so you encourage all skinny girls to censor their photos so you can live your fat life in peace….

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2020

23

Jan

Salma Hayek Paying with Bra Straps of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be married to a billionaire, but that doesn’t mean she needs to act like she’s some kind of Royalty, you know like Meghan Markle.

LOL!

You know the so fucking classy kind of royalty, regal shit you think of when you think of kings and queens, only that worked as a promo model for Howie Mandell’s gameshow which at the time was probably something she likely sucked a dick or two for, that’s how those jobs happen…and something that she probably thought was the BEST fucking job ever….a girl with a numbered case in line like she was working at the BUNNY RANCH being lined up for the clients to choose from…only on NETWORK TV….the typical gateway to royalty, or at least SUGAR BABYING…

Which happens to be the exact kind of Royalty Hayek’s aiming for with her tits out while pulling on her bra strap.

This could be an old pic, but she’s always been a set of tits for Hollywood…so let’s treat her as such, it’s what her legacy is built on and we support that.

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2020

23

Jan

Anna Silentium with Braces in Pantyhose of the Day

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Her name is ANNA SILENTIUM , even though that doesn’t really sound like a real last name, at least not a real Russian Last name, but who cares about geography and naming practices….

What we have here is a much bigger deal and very very rare unicorn….

She is a grown ass woman posing half naked and in pantyhose, but unlike most grown ass women – girl has Braces!!

I know there are dudes with braces fetishes, which is a weird fetish to have according to me, unless you’re an Orthodontist, in which case it’s a normal fetish to have, probably the reason you got into the profession, but probably the reason your clients would want to avoid your practice, because you don’t want the weirdo who sexualizes braces going on in your mouth, when he is the one who you are paying thousands of dollars to put them things in your mouth…or worse…in your kid’s mouth.

I am from the school of thought that braces are gross, food all up in them…memories of high school lunch and fucking gagging while sitting across by some fucking metal mouth motherfucker….or thoughts of dick skin getting caught during my first blowjob with the only girl in my class into that kind of thing….the light bouncing off her metallic mouth…blinding me….causing fear in my stomach….as I saw nothing but a chainsaw coming at me…forcing me to not go through with it not realizing it wouldn’t be until 30 before the next girl offered.

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2020

23

Jan

Sahara Ray Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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You may or may not know Sahara Ray….but she was one of the OG instagram girls from California who was getting naked in piss tinted images that inspired sluts like Em Rat Cow and others to get their tits out for instagram…only to get millions of followers and make tons of money so that they can launch their dumb bikini lines…they are all the fucking same.

Well this is a photoshoot of her from 6 or 7 years ago just a reference point…..because all these instagram girls go fucking nuts, the break to the pressure of social media, they get mass face injections / ass injections trying to be hot and it’s nice to see the origin tits / origin story / before they all became monsters unable to handle the same platform that made them….

So this is what she looks like now that she’s fucking broken….

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2020

23

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian Ass Workout of the Day

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Monster Khloe Kardashian (OJ’s kid) posted this boomerang of her sister Kourntey (the oldest one) doing squats in the gym, if you look hard enough you can see all 3 of her haemorrhoids…..it happens with childbirth and I guess being a Kardashian….they all got them BANGED out manholes…..even their stepdad….not to mention bitch is in her 40s…why are we sexualizing this….not only is it bad enough she’s a demon Kardashian scamming…but she’s also old as shit.

Why haven’t we collectively got rid of these people, the fact they can still push or sell product means people find them interesting, in the know, compelling….and that blows my fucking mind….they’ve always been detached, lame fucks…but then again I am not the masses and I don’t buy into the same shit the masses do…and I see through their act whether it went viral or not…so there’s been this giant WTF QUESTION mark over their entire “careers” being “themselves”…not really grasping why they got where they got or do what they do but I have to remind myself that people are all dick suckers who attach themselves to whatever they think others think is relevant. So if you can figure out that way to reach the masses, the masses aren’t smart enough to not BUY what you are selling, and the masses can make you massively rich.

I haven’t figured out that part of the equation yet, instead I write blog posts to myself everyday.

Kourtney Kardashian Ass Leggings Fitness Erotica

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2020

23

Jan

Ella Loudon Naked for Robbie Burns of the Day

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Daniel Craig has a daughter named Ella Loudon…..and she’s holding up her SCOTTISH FLAG for ROBBIE BURNS day….and I know what you’re thinking, you just want to dive up in her and eat her twat like it was HAGGIS…you sick fuck….

James Bond, I think we found your next Bond Girl….have you looked at those tits…almost makes you want to reach your hand up your KILT doesn’t it Highlander…

But yes, she should be the next Bond Girl, because all of porn is based on INCEST porn so we might as well take it to the mainstream. INCEST IS IN.

I mean if you’re gonna have a daughter and she’s gonna have tits like this, it’s almost only right to play with them tits in a movie. I mean it’s just acting anyway and an actors job is to separate themselves from their actual real self so what’s the big deal.

As it turns out, when I googled her she’s already lined up to be the next Bond Girl, but not in the trendy INCEST way, but rather Bond Girl to a “now that they’ve killed off WHITE BOND for BLACK BOND because HOLLYWOOD is too white and we need to add some color to the mix, a little soul and funk to the classic spy story….”

I guess we’ll see what happens next for hot tit Ella.

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