Maya Hawke, who is more interesting when she has her TITS OUT IN A MAGAZINE because she’s got tits, is on the self promotion tour, doing magazines like Madame Figaro where she talks about her struggles of getting her start in the entertainment industry. You know, cold calling and waiting in line at castings with thousands of other girls, while working a full time job at a restaurant to be able to afford her rent.

One of those struggles until she gets her break thanks to meeting the right person in her living in LA, and that person is actually two people, and they are her MOM AND DAD…..Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke.

Hollywood loves to be an incestuous, insular, keep it in the family kind of place and I’m actually fine with that. Acting requires no fucking skill, so might as well give these kids some sense of purpose, otherwise they’d just be rich and lazy, this way they can be rich and lazy but pretend they work. They need that. Society needs that.

I think giving acting work to people who train their entire life in their shitty hometowns, despite being poor, is a crazy concept even if they are hotter and better, they don’t the lifestyle man and thus are outsider trash and must remain that way, especially since they can just give the jobs to people they know.

If you don’t like it, make your own damn movie asshole.

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