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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2020

Jan

Guess the Leaked Nudes of the Day

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These are pretty old and you’ve seen them before. BUT why bother posting new shit. I wouldn’t want you to get confused and think that we’re relevant…or that we’re the next INSTAGRAM….

The tits are good though, even if the owner sucks, so I am putting the power in your hand to guess the leaked NUDE….because you probably won’t be able to figure this one out since you’re not some virgin loser asshole who sits on the computer all day staring ant slutty pics of celebs….you’re more respectable than that..

We call this “tactics of a girl trying to make it in Hollywood”….and her tactics worked because she’s made it in Hollywood…at least by a typical actor’s definition of making it in Hollywood which means starring in mindless comic book shit that still generates big money and that makes her big money after all these years of basically fucking sucking.

I am not a fan, but her tit’s great and I guess that’s a good thing because good tits, like a good carpenter are hard to come by…but not hard to come to.

This is also a nice reminder that leaked nudes at the right time in your career work, because these are probably 3 or 4 years old at this point, but look at her now…an Oscar winner, selling out those CHINESE theatre tickets, getting paid all while having no integrity or talent but great tits man…great tits are great.

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Posted in:Nude

2020

Jan

Just Celebrities Praising Weinstein for the LOLZ of the Day

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Celebrities are a diluted bunch of soulless cunts, as you all know, I’m not a fan.

They are all out there willing to suck whoever’s dick to get a career, maintain a career, stay relevant and the whole HYPOCRISY of that industry is what inspired me to start this site all those years ago.

I am personally not offended by Weinstein’s rapes, I think he’s as much a victim as the women who threw themselves at him to be raped, because he knew in his core that he was an ugly troll, and he knew that he could get these girls to do what he wanted, and he took advantage….but this isn’t about me defending Weinstein…it’s about the celebrities PRAISING HIM, calling him GOD….sucking up to him….all while knowing just how sleazy he always was.

It’s not like it was ever a fucking secret, so having him back, until having his back wasn’t cool anymore, or working with him could tarnish their lives, and not create his lives, so they pivot 180…..offends me.

I like loyalty, I like consistency. I don’t like people who don’t care about his conduct for 20 years while he’s paying them, all of a sudden care about his conduct cuz it’s gone viral or is the thing to do.

It’s crazy how bullshit these people are. It’s not a new video. It’s not a new story. It’s just a hilarious one.

Blacklist the homie…cuz you want to cover your own ass…you spineless opportunistic cunts…

What Harvey Weinstein did wasn’t that bad for the women who were able to have lucrative careers after they got down and dirty, it is the women who were trying to get those lucrative careers who didn’t end up getting those lucrative careers that are the suckers that we shouldn’t feel sorry for because they KNEW what they were doing.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2020

Jan

Lady Driver and Other Videos of the Day

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Gold Chain Gets Jacked

Police Chase on Dash Cam

Idiot Kicks a Traffic Cone Filled with Cement – Karma a Bitch

Cop Shooting a Chick in the Face

BUS FAIL

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Is anyone else suspicious of this Corona Virus? Are you like me and thinking it is the weirdest marketing campaign for Corona Beer. This is almost as bad that it’s just some Cancun Spring break in the 90s flashback. Memories of when you got your first Coronas that you are still convinced the Mexicans clean the bottles with piss. Memories of your first college aged bout of herpes and didn’t care because it was so Epic…until you realized that herpes is for life and that any girl you go on dates with will be turned off by it because unlike Spring Break you’re not worth the risk….

Caronas for everyone?

We’re all going to die….and I’m not even that nervous about it.

I guess I’m old now, but I used to be a hypochondriac and along with thinking I was dying of standard diseases all the time and freaking out over it, from Stroke to Heart Attack to Cancer….I remember the excitement when I first learned about epidemics in the early 80s the start of when I’d start fucking freak out over any disease getting hype. I remember going to the clinic almost weekly thinking I got AIDS because I went to school with a fag. In the 90s it was Ebola, where I would will a rash on myself through panic and go to the clinic almost weekly then in the 2000s was SARS…then in the mid 2000s I got therapy.

We’re all going to die….if China has locked down a city, you know it’s worse than they are telling you. So enjoy the master cleanse. It was bound to happen, we are overpopulated and disgusting planet mudering assholes…eventually VIRUSES will win.

Here are some morning Links….while you’re out there thinking of Beach Side Corona’s while dying of mass extinction thanks to Corona Virus….the modern day Spring Break because ultimately we deserve to be extinct!!

Celebrity’s Doing the Profile Pic Challenge
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Grandpa Loses it over Parking Machine
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Monty Python Star Dies….
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HOT fucking Meredith Mickelson
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Package Thief
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Juice WRLD Died from Sizzurp
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Remember, it’s not ok for you to tell a girl you’re gonna pull out but cum inside her instead is a fetish on the porn sites, but also pretty funny to do if you give her a fake name, cuz otherwise she’ll come after you for child support or rape accusations…it’s sex assault by the man…

But when women dupe you into cumming in them, telling you they all IUD/PILL/MENOPAUSE when they just want babies because everyone’s got a breeding fetish these days, it’s not sexual assault on the man….even though you gotta pay that child support for the next 18 years unless you gave her a fake name…..

Point of the story is…use a fake name.

Here are some stepLINKS

Jessica Simpson was Molested as a Kid By another Girl – it Started with Tickling
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Nerdy Girl’s HUGE Cameltoe on Instagram
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Kaia Gerber is Not Looking So Hot.
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Naked LIZZO for ROLLING STone
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Stunt Woman Does a Handspring or Backflip in a Gown
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Robert Downey Jr Doesn’t Regret Blackface
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Two Girls Naked in an Apartment Together
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Alex Daddario’s CLeavage
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Crazy Naked Lady on a Cop Car
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Hot Naked Surfer
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Shitty Topless Beach Shoot
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Madison Beer – Tiny TOp
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Lisa Burestad Has her Tits Out
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Solid Chinese Girl with a Terrible Comedy Act
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Customer Trashing Burger King
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Vietnames Girl Applying Lipstick in her Panties
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Candice Swanepoel in a Skimpy Carebear Bikini
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Arab Guy Explaining he has a Mouse in his Room
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BikinI Wearing Girl on a Ride – I think this is Old but Whatever – It’s a Bikini Wearing Girl on a RIde
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Jessica LaRusso’s Hot Tits in a Nude Shoot
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Ariel Winter’s About to Get Stoned
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Francesca’s Got her Tits out
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Ana De Armas Looking Hot in her 1950s Garb
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Father Takes Out Son’s Opponent
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Angry Big Titty Grandma
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Gym Assault
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Meghan Markle is Trying to Change Canadian Paparazzi Laws
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People Still Love Kate Upton’s Big Tits
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GIgi Hadid Sucks as a Model Fuck You
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Victoria Justice in Activewear
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Kylie Jenner in a Cat Suit
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Reese Witherspoon – TUBE TOP
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Madison Beer Slutty Top
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J.Lo Thick in Leggings
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Pam Anderson Granny Slutty Shoot
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Kaia Gerber Looks Like Shit
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Elle Fanning Tube Top
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Dua Lipa School Girl
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Joey King – Skinnier than She Looks
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Sofia Richie Ass
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Cardi b – Underwear Outfit
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From stepSMUT!!

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Dumb Girl – Ass to Electric Fence Challenge
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BOOBS IN A BOX
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Just Being a BETA
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UCLA DORM PORN
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Girl Plays with Herself
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8 Sets of Huge Tits
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Girl Strips Out of her Bikini
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THis Seems Like a Terrible Idea
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23 People Having a Shitty Day
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Lesbian RUBBING
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2020

Jan

Bella Hadid Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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I wrote an extensive piece that took my 45 seconds to write about how the fashion industry is fucking lame.

Basically everything is hype beast inspired street wear nonsense. 20 years ago streetwear was streetwear, some barely counter culture thing and fashion was fashion. They stayed in their own lanes….both being over priced garbage for idiots who were so insecure they felt an overpriced shirt or limited edition item would make them the envy of the town…that it’d get all the girls on their dick. Lame.

Well the lines have cross, street wear went mainstream, people got very rich, nerds started collecting sneakers in mass waves only to decide that it was juevenile and if they wanted to drop 1000 dollars on shoes, it should be designer, so the designers tried moving in on where the money was being spent, and now it’s all just one big lame mess. Nothing is sacred, nothing is cool, nothing means anything anymore. Not that it ever did.

So all these idiots who think they are cool in their space shoes and tapered skinny jeans with dumb graphic shirts they paid hundreds or thousands of dollars for need to spend more money on dumb graphic shirts…because they don’t look dumb enough, like sucker is written on your cool guy forehead bro….while the people behind the brands laugh cuz it cost them 2 dollars to make in some sweatshop. Ya’ll are a bunch of idiots buying into marketing hype. They are brainwashing you…

Well in brainwashing people with clothing they shouldn’t fucking buy because it’s not cool, even if it is limited edition, they’ve brainwashed us and Bella Hadid into thinking she’s a model, their figurehead crossover, who is less of a figurehead and more a weird head, marketed as a top model which clearly means shit, just look at her….but not too long…that’s a face that eats fucking souls because she doesn’t have a soul of her own.

Here’s her sister GIGI, also a false icon in fashion…in what looks like a see through outfit for fashion….

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2020

Jan

Kelly Brook Fitting Room Erotica of the Day

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I’ve been really mean about Kelly Brook over the years, but unlike a pussy ass bitch, I don’t feel guilty about it or think to myself how damaging being a cyberbully can be, because the real victim in all this is me, cuz people don’t like Cyberbully’s anymore so I’m just coasting on the sidelines deciding whether to start making real noise to “disrupt” all the pussy ass bitches out there, or just wait until people start hating again….because I know in our souls we are all haters…I can’t be alone in this.

Anyway, now that that backstory you don’t care about, regarding me being a sociopath on the interenet with no empathy towards celebrities I don’t actually know, so why would I have empathy for them, they are objects on a screen, especially Kelly Brook level celebs who don’t fucking matter at all…..

I can say that I have met actual people who KNEW Kelly Brook in person, they were Rugby Players from the UK and apparently she fucked Rugby Players from the UK, being a Titty model from the UK, and they were meaner than I was about her being a fat slob phony who ran to America to fail because she was an entitled cunt who thought she was more than just tits….

So I figure we should take it from the source, from people who know her and who have fucked her, and remember than this now 40 yer old set of huge tits, also comes with a huge body cuz she’s fat, and you probably don’t care because of the tits.

Here she is with her fat tit out

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Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2020

Jan

Sammi Hanratty In a Bra of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty attended the Cirque Du Soleil’s Volta premiere in her black lace bra….which I guess would be erotic if her head didn’t look like a fucking cartoon character brought to live action in some weird Hollywood special effect attempt to sellout seats in Chinese Theatres….

Seriously, those cheeks are the real life version of a caricature you get done in some tourist destination.

You can stare at her tits, if you’re into that, weirdo but I am like how is this a real person and not a picture in a frame on the wall of your old dentist’s office from his trip to fucking Dollywood back in 1993.

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2020

Jan

Annie Lederman Titty Flash of the Day

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Annie Lederman is some comedian who I assume isn’t that funny since she’s flashing her tits for hits

Flashing tits for hits is usually the number one way to get noticed when you know the you do NOT actually have any other marketable talent…

However, since I’ve never heard her comedy and always judge a book by its cover, there is a possibility that she is actually funny, a very slim possibility, so the tits may just be a way to draw attention to her actual TALENT because there’s so much noise out there it is hard to get heard, but once tits are out….it’s easier.

I appreciate that logic since I love tits. I am just an old misogynist in a misogynist hating world….that’s the name of my after school special I’ve been writing….but as that misogynist, and I don’t really think I’m an actual misogynist, I just like calling girls out for reducing themselves to being whores, when they can be so much more. It’s clickbait and it’s not creative or compelling enough for me to respect. Do better. It’s simple as that, it’s not anti feminist, it’s not saying men are better, or should be paid more, or that women should stay in the kitchen nursing the family they bred. I don’t give a fuck about any of that.

It is to say I think women comedians fucking suck. Prove me wrong.

I don’t see why a woman would want to do stand up other than it’s easy to break into because dudes who do stand up are fucking incel nerds who can’t get laid and when a girl comes along they pounce and thus careers happen.

I mean I do see why a woman would want to do stand up, they love hearing themselves talk, they love their own stories of love, sex and life as a girl, and they think they are so clever…so Stand Up is actually better suited profession for women then men from my perspective.

Since I am not a woman I can’t relate to their jokes but instead just stare at their tits…..so this bitch is getting all that out of the way and going straight for what matters in this era of free the nipple and empowerment and feminism and being that “funny” and “wild” girl who was always destined for comedy greateness – at least in her head.

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2020

Jan

Rumer Willis Lace Bra Big Face of the Day

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I figure since none of you read this site, the numbers keep tanking, the world is progressing around me and I am just BLOCKBUSTER or some shit, the last standing VHS store in the streaming world, I should focus on my real life passions, but I don’t have passions, so instead I’ll post RUMER WILLIS in a bra because if you read my previous post on DAKOTA JOHNSON (and you didn’t), you will know that celebrity kids are my favorite, even when they are the worst. They get all the hype of being celebrities without being celebrities, so they have the shine all these whores on instagram are trying to get, without having to try and yet they resort to posting titty pics, because that’s obviously the core of what women want, like, are into.

It’s a social experiment this whole internet thing and let me tell you….it’s not making anyone smarter, it is making people richer for doing less significant things, and it is making girls sluttier to keep up with people being more perverted…which I guess is doing enough good to distract us from all the evil.

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Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW